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TELEGRAPH SATURDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 18, 1933 11 CATHEDRAL CLUB WILL HAVE CARD Beauty Winners in Middletown Pageant PARTY AND DANCE HARRISBURG AUXILIARY HOLDS BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR LEGION POST 800 APPLICATIONS FOR HOME LOANS RECEIVED IN The Professor Goes to the Concert Radio Device Registers His Im pressions rt carnival, went to the Harrisburg Symphony Concert Thursday night, lured there, admittedly, by the "Pageant of P. T. Barnum." The professor dodged the Telegraph cameramen in the lobby but consented to having the sec. tune in on his The sec. has a special pocket radio "The idea intrigues me," puffed shall have some contribution to science.

Why knows? "Who knows?" muttered the sec. rhetorically. As the pro, pushed out his chest until it was parallel with the floor, a pearl stud zinged against the oppo site wall. It was retrieved by a prettjJ usner, me one in uie puis, uress. i "Grazia," said the who had already peeped at the foreign quick to take a cue.

Once in his younger days this same Boppf was the pool champion of Lockport, on November 1, 1899 (Saturday), ran 178 balls without a miss, The prof, was finally seated, his wife's face as red as two beets. This stud shooting was getting to be bore. The radio set in the pocket vibrated tremulously as the Boppfs (always pronounce the Fs) sunk into the upholstery. He moved the dial two points north. From now on, you are beholding a cross sec tion of a professorial mind.

VTHAT does "allegro non troppo' mean? And here's Adagio, also hon troppo I've heard of adagio dancers "Allegro con spirito" I wonder if Pinchot can give us liquor for $2 a quart There's that darn shirt front bulging again glad I'm not eating tomato soup That George Raudenbush would certainly make a swell basket ball center How does he keep so thin? Brahms' "Symphony No. 2 in major, Op. 73." Speaking of operations Bet the nudists have a swell time talking about their opera tions Wife says Op. means Opus and opus means work Can't one ever get away from work I'm sleepy One little nap, eyes closed, ears open Just like listening to the radio If Fred Waring were only here Or Ed Wynn Maybe they'll Dlay "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" for an encore Those bass fiddle would make a fine mus ical wolf and the piccolos could be the little pigs Henderson Gilbert says the wolf isn't so bad, re membering his ancient history, Remus and Romulus. These seats are nice and squishy Wonder if there's such a word I'll have to ask Harry Oves, who works all the word puzzles Wonder if those fellows have to pay extra to check the high hats Why don't they make these collars with soft wings? I'll have to ask Fred Harry about that That was a nice nap Think I'll have another This Brahms music should be good for insomnia and does it make your eyes heavy (S Gives you an idea that it's been a hard day at the office Everything happened and then in the evening you're out with the boys shuffling mugs and scrunching pretzels It does wind up nice But I came here to see what Barnum sounds like hear, I mean.

1 OTS of applause. takes a bow and has the orchestra stand up. Personable fellow. Chopin is the next up "Concert in Minor, Op. 21 Always makes me think of a funeral march.

This is when Josef Lhevinne, the piano player, goes to work. Ike Davis and Bill McKay are the piano movers. Some piano. If that was in our living room, the dog would have to back out to turn around. Here comes' Lhevinne.

Somehow that sounds like a high toned way of spelling Levin. There's an idea for you, Sam. Josef reminds of Harpo Marx no Dracula. Is that a wig or does he have a permanent? Can certainly do tricks with those piano keys. Without an effort, too.

Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. Just like a music box. Crowd liked it and they should. He has something on Paderewski and More applause. Only a bow.

Must be a code on encores. Still clapping. Now he's weakening. Now he's playing. This's better than the other numbers.

Intermission! But it's too much trouble tc bump all those knees getting out. The theater of the future will have seats that drop to another floor BROTHERS ARE HELD ON THEFT CHARGES Entering pleas of guilty to charges of stealing chickens from the farm of Mrs. Alice Brestler, Londonderry township, near Middletown, David and Harry Etzweiler, of Lebanon county, were" held in $1000 bail each for court yesterday by Alderman B. A. Weills, Jr.

Police charge" the brothers visited the Brestler farm in July and September and took 550 chickens. fcOjJgCiCwl.llltrTWCMaTHt a the He said was to 207 mental processes during the concert. set, designed for such occasions. the prof, pompously, "Perhaps we Today's Memory Stretcher (By Geo. P.

Montgomery) Do you remember when he Mayor of Harrisburg charity in the G. O. H. in 1886? Professor William gave a "Greate Concert" for Weber, the fiddler, with sighteen assistants, and Professor William P. Chambers, solo cornetist, headed the list of artists.

This was printed on the program B. Inasmuch as ve lyste of pieces is rather long, be so kind as to be sparing of ve encores, if ve want to get home in time for early morning meal." From the Big Scrap Book. level. You pull a little lever and down you go another and up you come. VVONDER what all those hier glyphics on the ceiling mean.

The Luk fellow was wondering about the motif of the painting in the men's lounge of Radio City. He ought to work out in this Ike and Bill are taking the piano away. Mons. Lhevinne has a short day. Good Old Blue Eagle.

Now they're arranging the chairs. It can't be done. Watch those musicians fix 'em to suit. It like putting somebody else's hat on. They're coming back now.

Fixing the chairs to suit, just like I said they would. Au set. Up goes the baton, Phineas T. Barnum set to music. Something ht never dreamed of "Boyhood at Bethel." You see a tousle headed youngster putting on shows in the barn two cents, reserved seats three.

"Joyce Heth, 161 Year Old Negress." The old museum. "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen." Meet Gen. and Mrs. Tom Thumb. Ballyhoo theme in music.

Jenny Lind. If there'd only been phonographs' in those days. Here comes the big moment, "Circus Pa rade." Circus band with sour notes and much noise. Calliope. Roar of the lions.

You can hear the wagons rumble by. Composer Douglas Moore has done good Job of this. He ought to try one on Mae west or saiiy Rand Suggested theme she really needs." Deafening applause. That's what I call music. Too bad Mr.

Moore couldn't be here. Raudenbush just promised to tell him about it. Everybody's awake, now, including me. Those who weren't were roused by the stirring notes of the prelude to the "Meistersinger" by Wagner please don't say Vawgner. A grand finale.

Crowd files out slowly. Hope the car's still operative. If not it'll be Op. No. 33 as it were.

No vacant seats. This orchestra's certainly popular and should be. But they should have the kettle drummer out front I love to watch a kettle drummer. Hi, Mr. Cohan! IF If you want to know all about these rumors and whoU get the jobs (Commissioner of Police, City Purchasing Agent, Clayt Dougherty's job, R.

E. Boswell's if and when and so on), find out. We want to know too and remain anxiously yours, THE SEC. 1. Which Scandinavian country has no railroads? 2.

In which national park if Bridal Veil Palls? 3. Where does the River Scheldt rise and through what country does it flow? 4. Who was the author of "Poor Richard's 5. To which country does the Island of Formosa belong? 8. Who was Fanny Crosby? 7.

Where is the Champs Elysees? 8. In which state is Rainbow Natural Bridge? 9. What is rust? 10. Name the author of the novel. The White Sister." PUBLIC IS EAGER TO OBTAIN SEALS Christinas Sale to Finance Health Work Will Start December 1 The annual sale of Christmas Seals does not open officially until the day after Thanksgiving.

But the sale opened unofficially today in the offices of the Tuberculosis and Health Society when a man walked in and laid three dollars down on the desk of Mrs. Henry W. Taylor, executive secretary. "Is this where you buy those Christmas Seals?" he asked. "It certainly is," said Mrs.

Taylor. "You want $3 worth?" "No, just give me, 100 seals for three dollars. You're doing a good work and I want to help." got the seals. "If that's any indication, we're going to have a good sale this year," Mrs. Taylor.

3 Firemen Called The Washington Fire Company called late yesterday afternoon the home of Julia W. Comstock. South Front street, when smoke from a fireplace filled the room. No damage was caused. Members of Steelton Unit Entertain in Strand Hall Members of the American Legion Auxiliary to Post 420, Steelton, entertained the members of the Legion Post and their wives at a birthday party held last night in Strand Hall, Steelton.

The tables were arranged to rep represent the twelve months of the year. Hostesses in charge of the various tables were: January, Mrs. Jacob Schiefer; February, Mrs. J. H.

Porr and Mrs. John Porr, March, Mrs. Frank McLaughlin; April, Miss Margaret Middleton and Mrs. Benjamin Myers; May, Mrs. Samuel Brecken ridge and Mrs.

Frank Turano; June, Mrs. Philip Waidley and Mrs. Ross Willis; July, Mrs. George Fairall and Mrs. LeRoy Shelley; August, Mrs.

John T. Fleisher; September, Mrs. Carl F. Henzelman; October, Mrs. O.

J. Kingsbury and Mrs. George Lampke; November, Mrs. J. H.

Plank and Miss Caroline Nus beidel; December, Mrs. Jacob Heberlig. The table decorated by Mrs. Frank McLaughlin won a prize for the most popular vote and the table decorated by Mrs. O.

J. Kingsbury and Mrs. George Lampke won a prize for having the most persons seated at it during tne program. Mrs. Catherine Harclerode and Dr.

DeLanson Nauss won cakes for being the oldest guests present and Jimmie Willis, aged 5, won a prize for being the youngest guest present, in addition to a prize for the person whose birthday anniversary was on the same date as that of the party. The entertainers were Richard McLaughlin, Richard Morrow, Violet Kormuschoff, Mrs. Howard M. Capper of Camp Hill and the Steelton High School orchestra. The committee in charge of re freshments included Mrs.

Nicholas Fisher, Mrs. Thomas Reinhart, Mrs. Walter Boyles, Mrs. Ida Gabner and Miss Caroline Nusbeidel. Miss Grace M.

Harclerode was general chairman. STANLEY BALDWIN AMAZED BY POWER GIVEN ROOSEVELT Edinburgh, Scotland, Nov. 18. Stanley Baldwin regards as the "strangest of all experiments being tried in the world" the granting of what he termed dictatorial powers to President Roosevelt. "I do not know, many Americans do not know," the Lord President of the council said last night, "what they are aiming at.

"But," he added, "there is a hope of dictatorial action altering the course of human events and bring ing prosperity for which people have no patience to wait." Saying that President Roosevelt has "powers as great as any dicta torwhether he be seated in Ber lin, Rome or Moscow," Mr. Baldwin continued: "I do not believe there is any man who' is good enough and knows enough to exercise dictatorial powers over a free people. DELAWARECOUNTY CUTS ASSESSMENTS Media, Nov. 18. Descending in a body upon the courthouse, repre sentatives of twenty seven boroughs and townships won from the Del aware county Board of Assessment a sou.ouo.uou reduction in assessed valuations.

Appearing before the board last night, the taxpayers demanded immediate relief from assessments they termed too heavy and unequal. The aboard agreed to make a 20 per cent, reduction from figures of two years ago. "This will mean a $60,000,000 reduction in assessed valuations, and a $300,000 reduction in county revenue," Albert J. Williams, county solicitor, said. "We feel this is not the best way to handle the sit uation, but you have demanded it and you've got it." EDWARD KOEMG Requiem high mass for Edward Koenig, 83, 1831 North Second street, a retired employe of the Pennsylvania Railroad, who died this morning at his home, will be celebrated Tuesday morning at 9 o'clock at St.

Mary's Catholic Church. The Rev. F. X. Feeset, pastor, will be celebrant.

Private burial will be in Holy Cross Cemetery. Friends may call at the home Monday evening. He is survived by a brother, Louis Koenig, and a Mrs. Mary Stapf, both of Harrisburg. Mr.

Koenig was baggage master at the Harrisburg station for many years and was a member of the following: St. Mary's Catholic Church, Fourth Degree of Harrisburg Council, No. 896, Knights of Columbus, Holy Name Society, Rosary Society, and an honorary member of St. Vincent DePaul. He was also a member of the Pennsylvania Railroad Relief Society.

4 MRS. EARL E. KELLEY Funeral services for Mrs. Rose E. Kelley, 53, wife of Earl Kel ley, 251 Myers street, Steelton, who died this morning at her home, will be held Tuesday afternoon at 2.30 o'clock at the Main Street Church of God, Steelton.

The Rev. W. D. Sheets, pastor, will officiate. Burial will be in Oberlin Cemetery.

The body may be viewed Monday evening at the home. In addition to her husband, she is survive dby five sons, Elmer Kelley, Palmyra; Paul Kelley, Canton, Ohio; Russell, Ellsworth and Eugene, all at home; two daughters, Mrs. Paul Lubio and Mrs. John Zerbe, both of Steelton; nine grand children, and a sister, Mrs. Mar garet Ross, Lemoyne.

ANSWERS 1 Iceland. 2 Yosemlte National Park, Calif. 3 It rises in France and flows through Belgium. 4 Benjamin Franklin. 6 Japan, An American hymn writer.

7 Parts, France. 8 Utah. Hydrated oxlds of Iron. 10 Marlon Crawford, Opening Event Planned Under Direction of the Rev. T.

J. McGough The Cathedral Club will open on Thursday night with a card party and dance. The club has been reorganized after a lapse of more than 18 years under the direction of the Rev. Thomas J. McGough, as sistant rector of St.

Patrick's Ca thedral. Several hundred are expected to attend the opening. Card playing is planned from 8 to 12 o'clock and dancing from 9 to 12 o'clock. The newclub, which is the first step by the Rev. Father Patrick F.

McGee, pastor of the Cathedral, to bring the Catholic people together, will be held in the Cathedral Hall, Church and North streets. The event is being staged to defray the expenses of the club. Winter sports will follow in the near future. 3 CITY HALL SLANTS Fog sweeper fails Postcard shower Lewie wants silver money Five private leaks. CITY officials were a little disappointed today The new fog sweeper, which the salesman had recommended so highly wouldn't work They had it out early this morning, hooked to two airplanes and swept and swept and swept The more they swept, the darker it got and the darker it got the more they swept.

No use So they're going to send it back to the factory It came on a trial basis. "Reckon we're no betterti London," chirped the head engineer, who used to be a street sweeper, "A little fog's nothing. We can take it." Major Roberts, the smoke inspec 1 tor, said of the fog: "It looks like somebody's carrying it in." Break for power companies. Much current used today. Another backer for the column Mayre Robb Inkled her birth day, which is today, yesterday and well you should see the cards she got and presents.

Warren Lyme, the city clerk, has his tickets for the Army Navy game next ssauiraay. Dispatch from Cameron county: "Mayor Hoverter shot three grouse today, missed two. He had lunch at 11:55 a. m. Hereafter Lewie Krayblll is taking 'no dollar bills in change.

He asks for quarters and bites each one. Some chap slipped Lewie a phoney dollar bill. John Hertz, the pipe line foreman, busy. Five private water leaks the past twenty four hours. Did you ever try to find a leak? 4 JOHN GUSTIN Requiem mass for John Gustin, 24, 451 South Second street, Steel ton, who was found dead in a pit near the gas washers of the Beth lehem Steel plant Thursday, will be celebrated Monday morning at 9 o'clock at St.

Mary's Groatian Catholic Church. The Rev. I. Pet riCak will be celebrant. Burial will be in Holv Cross Cemetery.

He is survived by his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Gustin, and two sisters, Anna and Mary, at home AT PENN STATE KENNETH BEAVER A member of the graduating class of 1933 of the New Cumberland High School, Kenneth Beaver, has been given the privilege of excluding Freshmen English from his schedule this year at Penn State The favor was granted b'n i the college officials because he at tained a high grade in. the enuauCJ I examination in English. 1 (THE INSULTING SWINE FLIPPED ME A.

QUA.RTER) HERE GIVE ME A CUP OF COPFEE AND SOME DOUGH AR ft A LEAD QUARTER WHY, Vy A cheering audience greeted the Mr. and Mrs. M. Jerry Condran, 317 sored by Houser Clouser Post, No. cup she won.

She will be entered in a State wide right, Mrs. Donald Lauman, runners up in the page GIRL SCOUTS WILL GIVE PROGRAM FOR SH0RECIVIC CLUB The Lemoyne Civic Club will hold its regular monthly meeting Monday evening at 7.30 o'clock in the West Shore National Bank. A program by. Girl Scout Troops Nos. 39 and 20, under direction of Mrs.

A. E. Springle and Glendolyn Dill will be presented. Each patrol of Troop No. 39 will present a portion of the program.

The first patrol, under leadership of Eleanor Stewart, will give a handcraft exhibit. The second patrol under the leadership of Martha Reeser, will dramatize the five points of health. The third patrol under leadership of Rita McCann. will give a first aid demonstration. The fourth patrol under leadership of Dorothy Smith will give a cooking demonstration.

A tap dance will be given by Catherine Becker. Scout songs will be given by the troop. A group of the girls will present a playlet "Spice Cakes and Tea." Those who will take Dart are Elea nor Stewart, Jane Sutton, Betty First, Rita McCann and Mildred Myers. Troop No. 20 will give a knot tye ing exhibition and will demonstrate codes by a code game.

WORMLEYSBURG HOSE CO. TO HAVE FAIR Members of the Wormleysburg Hose Company of which Jack Arm strong is president, decided last night at a meeting in the social rooms of the Town Hall to hold a fair in the Town Hall Auditorium in the near future. The company also decided to hold a public party in the fire house each Tuesday night at 8 o'clock. Forrest Bennett, was named chair man of the committee to arrange the fair. Other members of the committee are: Carl S.

Painter, Edward A. Haas, Thomas C. Zellers, ana A. Reginald Day, Jr. James B.

Chalfant, of York, scheduled to address members of the company last night, postponed his visit until Friday night, December 15, it was announced. 3 Chorus Will Sin; The male chorus of St. Paul's United Brethren Church, Wormleys burg, will sing at services In the Dauphin county jail tomorrow morning at 8.15 o'clock. They will sing at the meeting of the Sunday School class of the church at 9.30 o'clock. LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE Here NUTS TAKE IT OUT OF THAT nUABTER' H.

YOU I GIT THAT 1 vl GUY HE 1 AND IT 1 I I TRIED TO If WASN'T EVEN I GIMME A 11 A GOOD QUARTER 1 Wt 1 WHAT DID I MI fl I 3 EVER DO TO 1 1 Vis. "isxj 1 TJywnjL Jtumwffim. 1 announcement hat Miss Frances Pine street, Mid dletown. was the 1613, Veterans of oreign Wars. Miss ontest at Hanover.

ant. Morning Telegraph Staff Photographer, WEST SHORE NEWS Will Speak at THE REV. J. RESLER SHULTZ Special speakers have been engaged for "Spiritual Outlook Week" which will be observed next week in the West Fairview Methodist Church, the Rev. A.

F. Shank, pastor of the church announced. The services will open Monday night when the Rev. A. F.

Shank, pastor of the church, delivers a sermon on "The Meaning of the Church Membership." The. Rev. Thomas F. Ripple, pastor of the Epworth Methodist Church, Harrisburg will be the speaker. His topic will be "Seeing the Unseen." Tuesday the sermon will be preached by the Rev.

E. C. Myers, pastor of the Baughman Memorial ENOLA MEN'S CHORUS TO PRESENT PROGRAM Music atthe Sunday School service Sunday morning in the Grace United Brethren Church, West Fairview, will be presented by the men's chorus of eighteen voices of the South Enola Church of God, under the direction of Miss Margaret Foster. The girls sextette of the Grace United Brethren Church, under the direction of Mrs. J.

Herbert Books, will sing tomorrow evening at 7.30 o'clock. 7 1 Condran, 16 year old daughter of winner in a beauty pageant spon Condran (center), is holding the On the left is Miss Anna Ferentz; Church Services THE REV. THOMAS F. RIPPLE Methodist Church, of New Cumberland on "The Christian in His Community." The speaker Wednesday night will be the Rev. Mr.

Shank, pastor of the church. He will deliver a sermon on "A Modern Look at Prayer." The Rev. J. Resler ShUltZ, pastor of the Ridge Avenue Methodist Church will be the speaker Thursday night. His topic will be "The Practice of Christ's Presence." The final service will be held Friday night when the Rev.

Dr. A. S. Williams, district superintendent will preach on "The Qualified Leadership of the Modern Church." More than 100 are expected to attend the services each night. There will be special music.

New Cumberland Notes New Cumberland, Nov. 18. Mrs. Maria Albright, Fifth street, accompanied by Mrs. Luther Miller and Mrs.

George Miles, Harrisburg, recently visited in Reading. Mrs. Esther Harvey and son, Rodger, New York City, are guests of Mr. and Mrs. Axe in Geary street.

The West Shore Chapter of the Women's League of Gettysburg College will meet Monday night Lemoyne. Members of the league of St. Paul's Lutheran Church, New Cumberland, will attend. and There 111 I WONDER WHAT HAS BECOME OF' THAT SCOUNDREL, CHIZZLER I1V LIES llf SI PRETTY SOFT LET'S HAVE THE HEAD WAITER BRING UP A BILL O' FARE AND WE'LL HAVE DINNER HERE, IN OUR SUITE WHAT DO WE CARE FOR EXPENSE CITY Nine Owners in Cumberland, Six in Dauphin County Aided Approximately 800 applications for loans on homes have been filed with the local branch of tlte Home Owners Loan Corporation, Clarence J. weary, Carlisle, manager, said to day.

A number of additional applications are in the hands of the local office's attorneys and are in the course of being prepared for formal flung with Weary. Approval of loans for home owners in Pennsylvania are announced from the main office in Philadelphia. The local office handles all applications for loans from persons residing in the twenty six central counties. Nine in Cumberland Although the Federal Government has set up a fund of $2,000,000,000 to aid homes owners the Home Loan Bonds have not appeared here, the banks receiving certificates which they will exchange for the bonds as soon as they are prepared. Weary said that nine loans have been made to home owners In Cumberland county and to approximately six Dauphin county home owners.

The number of loans now on file at the local office is 300 greater than a month ago and Weary expects that action on them will be speeded up not only in this district but throughout the State if the Legislature enacts Governor Pinchot's proposal for a measure declaring home loan bonds legal for investment in Pennsylvania. Certain restrictions were placed on these bonds by Dr. William D. Gordon, Secretary of Banking, in line with an opinion from the State Department of Justice. Would Drop Restrictions The enactment of the proposed law would eliminate many if not all of these restrictions.

The bill has not been introduced but may be presented to the Legislature next week. Weary said the wock of the local office is showing "splendid progress," but that it can show mucli more progress if the Governor's proposed measure is enacted by the Legislature. rooseViltmakes plans for memorial day at gettysburg Gettysburg, Nov. 18. President Roosevelt has advised Congressman Haines that he is anxious to come to Gettysburg next Memorial Day.

The Chief Executive requested his secretary not to book anything for the President for that date unless it be of the "utmost importance." He discussed the proposed Gettysburg Washington Lincoln Memorial Boulevard with Mr. Haines and intimated the possibility of linking I the boulevard with the Vermont to Georgia highway. Church Class Meets A meeting of the C. O. V.

E. Class of the Church of Christ, Lemoyne waS held Thursday night at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Sel ger, 1463 Vernon street, Harrisburg. Those present were Mr.

and Mrs. W. C. Bowman. Mr.

and Mrs. Joesh Lutz, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Miller, Mrs. Jack Albert, Mrs.

Ralph Ho gentogler, Mrs. C. W. Greenawalt, Mrs. George Rinehart and son Mar i lin; George Sanders, Mr.

Andrews, jElnier Heiser, Mr. Buffington, George Heckman, Mr. and Mrs. Hobaugh and son Jackie and dav jh ter Mary Lou. THEEATHER Weather Conditions Low pressure is moving out the St.

Lawrence Valley attended by light rains or snows over the lower Lakes, Coper Ohio Valley and the North and Middle Atlantic States. Another disturbance Is making Its appearance over Saskatchewan north of Montana, while high pressure overlies the Rocky Mountain and Plateau States and the Central Plains. With the exception of the rains and snows men tioned above, generally fair weather pre vails over the entire country. Temperatures have risen decidedly over the eastern states, while it is somewtfat colder west of the Mississippi River. RIVER BULLETIN IS K8 Stations 2 Feet Tenths at Binghamton 2.9 Clearfield 10 2.6t 0.1 Renovo IS 1.8 Cedar Run 12 Wllliamsport 2(J 1.3 O.S .03 Corning It Towanda 20 2.4' 0.4 Wilkes Barre 18 4.4 0.3 Huntingdon ..12 l.Ot Newport 28 2.2 Sunbury 20 2.3 0.2 Harrisburg 14.

4.3t Yesterday's data. tFrozen, out open at gauge. 1 Frozen. THOUSAND MILES AWAY 'DADDY'S SHIP. BECALMED THIS CALM CAN'T LAST FOREVER WHAT I'D GIVE FOR A FAST LINER 'M OR, BETTER STILL, A I fg FAST PLANE.