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1. Was there a real Baron Munchausen? 3. On what river Is Hurray Bay? i. Across which state does the rle Canal extend? 4. Where did Christopher Columbus die? 5.

What state has been nicknamed SECRETARY HANNA INJURED IN CRASH John L. Hanna, Secretary of Property and Supplies, and Mrs. Hanna suffered minor Injuries In an automobile collision in Phila ielphia yesterday. Enroute to Harrisburg from Atlantic City in their automobile the is SAio IMC CrOOQ KIDER MM BE the Volunteer state? How many TJ. 8.

Presidents have been assassinated? 7. Name the capital of Bavaria. 8. Name the capital of Missouri. 9.

What is Erin? 10. Where is the volcanic crater Kilauea? Hannas were hurt when their auto collided with another machine. They were taken to Misericordia Hospital in Philadelphia where rays disclosed that they had not been seriously Injured. Their chauffeur brought them to their home in the Riverview Manor apartments here. Their family physician, Dr.

Robert Denison, said last night that they were resting comiortabiy. TO OPEN BIDS Bids will be opened April 13 by the State Highway Department on these projects: Allegheny Versailles township and McKeesport. 1.70 miles, reinforced concrete and grading shoulder drainage. Forest Tionesta township, .61 of a mile, part through truss bridge, deck truss and one beam bridge. Washington U.

S. Route 40, North Bethlehem township, 2.26 miles, reinforced concrete and shoulder grading. Lycoming McHenry township, 07 of a mile, through truss arldge. ANSWERS 1. Tes.

I. at. Lawrence, t. New York. 4 Vallodolld.

Spain. Tennessee. 6. Three. 1.

Munich I. Jefferson City. The poetical name (or Ireland. 10. Hawaii.

hak: Comics Sports Financial SECOND SECTION HARRISBURG, TUESDAY EVENING, APRIL 3, 1934. PAGE 11 SECOND SECTION Amusements Classified Features EISB vTEtEGEAP Mostly About Cows and a Bovine Dream! Joe Follman, U. of P. Mask and Wigger, veteran of many performances, is doing some of the musical score for "Easy Pickins" the 1934 M. and W.

show, which will be on the stage of the Hershey Community Theater one week from Wednesday night if you don't believe us, ask Milt Strouse, who'll sell you a brace of tickets just like that! For the past month Joe has been deviating: from his insurance 1 business on sunny afternoons, roaming the countryside, observing the rhythmic beat in every motion of a cow. He is working on the "Ballet of the Cows." The Sec. suggests, Joe get in touch with Bill Blithers, who the other night, dreamed a dream. He confided it to the Sec, who confides it to you, trusting there are some dream interpreters in the audience Dr. Norcross of the Dickinson faculty for or his assistant, Dr.

Thompson. Says Bill: "I was milking a cow somewhere and the cow insisted on sitting down. I said that was heck of a way for a cow to act when she was being milked but the farmer assured me that that was the modern Today's Memory Stretcher (By George P. Montgomery) Do you remember when the Musical Comedy "Two Old Cronies" played the G. O.

H. in 1899? The comedians Frank M. Wills, John E. Henshaw and May Ten Broeck carried the fun part of the play. (From the Big Scrap Book) method.

I forgot how I made out but the next thing I knew I was standing on the corner of Court and Walnut streets talking to Charley Bierbauer and a bull as tall as the jail stormed across the street, followed by another not so big. "They both seemed peeved and made a bee line or you might say a bull line for us and we ducked in a narrow entrance between two buildings. The first thing I knew we were running over a nice vegetable garden, the bulls roaring for all they were worth. "The big bull couldn't get through the entrance but the little bull dW and when I came to we were pounding on the back door of somebody's house for dear life. That's all." That's enough.

And if there are any soothsayers in the audience let them speak now or forever hold their peace What do you make of it? The Greencastle Echo Pilot in printing the Almshouse Statement, listed under miscellaneous expenses: Removing Cow from Well $15. Cap Dome immediately burst into a bit of Mother Goose: "Ding Dong, Bell Bossy's In the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny Green. Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Trout." And, of course, you remember the first air minded cow the one that jumped over the moon. And for no reason at all, the tender rural lyric springs to mind: They strolled along together.

Beneath the evening star Her soft eyes were upon him As he lifted for her the bar Her soft eves were upon him nothing between them now But he was only the hired man And she the Jersey Cow." (This is sune to a plaintive tune Sound your A. Harry N. Gitt the big glove and mitten man of Hanover, will sing this for you at any convenient tune or place witn reeling.) This song probably gave rise to the cow eyed description, referring to" the soft eyes of lovers. Simile: As contented as a cow in the evening after the milklng's done, chewing her cud Spealping of rhythm, Mr. rollmann.

There's no sweeter sound of an evening in the country than the tinkle of cowbells down the lane UNLESS you have to do the milking. Insane thought: If it hadnt been for cows, there'd never have been a song, "You're the cream in my coffee." Did You Ever Milk a Cow? REACHING back into the past, growing mistier and mistier: The when he becomes important and grants interviews to young reporters on the subject of "Earning the First Dollar," will have to admit milking cows Three cows, morning and evening, $1.50 a week seven day weeks, too Even Gen. Johnson and all his cohorts can't put a cow on a forty hour week And then there was the time old Queen let go with her right foot at a pesky fly and the See. was helmetted with a milk bucket, saturated with what then sold for six cents a quart, come and get it It was a balmy summer evening up to then. Migosh, the cows brought us clear down to here Where's that fold? O.

boss, we'll be signing off any minute now Before going out for a roast beef sandwich with a glass of milk, there's one Easter parade story we Just got to tell somebody It might as well be you and, of course the customers can listen in if they like. Step in! Step Out! Step Along rS an Easter Parade story, happened right off Front street about p. m. Sunday afternoon. It's true as gospel we saw it happen.

The sweet young thing in her new outfit was strolling nonchalantly along, eyeing and being eyed. All at once she wasn't so nonchalant. Something was coming loose. She reached for her waistline too late. They had slipped below the waistline.

What to do? She and her companion then sidled around the corner of Harris street and in a guarded moment, she shook 'em down and stepped out of what she had stepped into an hour before, tucked the filmy pink unmentionable into her handbag and re joined the procession, again nonchalant The step ins were now step outs and she stepped blithely along. Who? That's our secret. But if you're really interested and we know you well enough If this weather keeps up. we'll scon be tip toeing among the tulips In Italian gardens Yours very truly, THE SEC. Ed.

note: You keep steep In a fold, you dern fool. TOLD INDUSTRY, HIGHWAY PLANS "A new type of community folder which will present by animated cartoons, things to be seen in Perm sylvania, is in preparation by the Convention and Visitors' Bureau of the Chamber of Commerce," Vice President Thomas B. Schmidt told the board of directors today. A special committee of the Cham ber is studying the possibilities of extending Highway Route 15. This now begins at Harrisburg and runs through Gettysburg to Rockingham, N.

C. There are several other sec tions of Route IS which might be tied in to make a consecutive high way from Charleston, S. to Rochester, N. Y. The committee which is going over the route and studying the possibilities consists of: Franklin Moore, J.

M. Cran dall, M. O. Kams, John W. Kirk Patrick, E.

S. Nailor, R. H. Lyon, Frank J. Brady, Ray Magnelli, Percy Ingalls, Morton J.

Kay and Benjamin H. Wolfe. One Hundred and sixty new members were elected to the Cham ber at the meeting of the board in the Harrisburger Hotel. President N. B.

Bertolette presided. Vice President R. B. Gerhardt said that the industrial committee is working on the location of new industry and the expansion of an established plant but plans are not in such shape that they can be announced. 4 OBITUARY WILLIAM H.

BERRY William H. Berry, 66, died Mon day morning at home, 248 Liberty. Funeral, Thursday 2 p. at Capi tol Street Presbyterian Church. The Rev.

S. J. Ellis, pastor of Church View, Wednesday at residence, 2 9.30 p. m. Burial, Lincoln Cemetery MRS.

SUSIE J. SMITH Mrs. Susie J. Smith, 49, wife Frederick, 1718 Susquehanna, died Sunday, home. Survivors: husband son, Gilbert; step mother, Mrs, Sarah Banks, Duncannon: sisters, Mrs.

Raymond Gilbert, Mrs. Nissley Harelerode, Harrisburg; and Mrs Carol Harelerode, Steelton; brothers, John and Curtis Banks, Harrisburg two half sisters and one half brothers. Funeral, Wednesday, 10.30 a. home. The Rev.

James Kistler, Harris Street Evangelical Burial East Harrisburg Cemetery. View tonight, home. PERCY S. HOOVER Percy S. Hoover, 56, formerly of Harrisburg died yesterday at home in Bridgeport, Conn.

Funeral to morrow afternoon, 2 p. Wilt Fu neral Chapel, the Rev. Fred W. Barry of Highspire Lutheran Church, officiating. Burial, Oberlin Cemetery.

View tonight, 7 to 9 p. Wilt parlors. Survivors, wife Bessie; tnree brothers, Harry, of Enhaut; William, of Elizabethtown; George of Highspire and a sister, Mrs. Wil liam Harts. Steelton.

Mr. Hoover was transferred from Harrisburg when the Elliot Fisher Underwood offices moved several years ago. FRANKLIN OSBORN Franklin Osborn, 59, formerly of Harrisburg, died Sunday, Veterans' Administration Facility Hospital, Bronx, N. Y. Survivors: Daugh ters, Mrs.

H. B. Cobaugh, Harris burg; Mrs. H. P.

Cox, Middletown; son, Charles Osborn, Harrisburg; father, W. W. Osborn, Oklahoma City. Funeral tomorrow, 10.30 a. Hawkins Estate Parlors, 1207 North Third.

The Rev. David E. Young, Sixth Street United Brethren Church, officiating. Burial Paxtang Cemetery. View tonight, 7 to 9 p.

parlors. MRS. ELIZABETH GILBERT The funeral of Mrs. Elizabeth Fink Gilbert, wife of W. Kent Gil bert was held yesterday afternoon from the home, 218 Vineyard road Bellevue park.

The Rev. S. Win field Herman, pastor of Zion Luth eran Church and the Rev. Howard Bink, pastor of Trinity Lutheran Church, Camp Hill, officiated, and burial was in the Camp Hill Ceme tery. Honorary bearers were Howard A.

Rutherford J. E. Wilson, Duncan non; Dr. Charles B. Fager, Jr, Luther Moffitt.

John Hoffer, Jr. John W. Couden, W. Frank Witman, Robert L. Myers.

E. D. Hilleary, German town; "Peter G. Cameron, Joshua W. Kline, George D.

Cook, W. Fred Kendall, J. Grant Schwarz, Lane S. Hart, Duncannon; M. M.

Hench, New Cumberland, C. Hardt, Dr. Herbert F. Gross, Edwin N. Cooper.

Active bearers were Harry G. Harman, John C. Shopp, Upper Darby, D. M. Ludlngton: Camp Hill; Paul H.

Rhoads, Roland Turner and Ltoyd E. Barron. WILLIAM H. COOPER William H. Cooper, Auburn, brother, E.

N. Cooper, Camp Hill, and Frank Cooper, formerly or this city, now of New York Funeral services this afternoon at 4 o'clock at the Cooper home in Camp Hill with burial in Camp Hill Cemetery. Survivors include daughter, Mrs. Chenery Salmon, of Boston, and Silas Cooper, of Au burn, Neb. MRS.

DAISY H. WILCOX Mrs. Daisy Hampton Wilcox, 42, wife of Elmer, Harrisburg, died this morning in Polyclinic Hospital. Survivors, husband; son, Roy Compton, Mechanicsburg; father, Frank Bank ler; sisters, Mrs. Sylvester Anderson, White Hill; Miss Elizabeth Bankler, Dlllsburg; Mrs.

Clara Heikes, Harrisbury. THREE CHILDREN BURNED Ogdeiubnrr, N. April 8, (TV Three small children of Mr. and Mrs. Milford Donaldson of Ogdens burg lost their lives early today fire destroyed the family home here.

VICTIM OF HOLDUP laMMMawaawHMiiMaeiMiMBI STANLEY KTTiTiTNGER Running down clue after clue, po lice this afternoon continued their search for a bandit who held up, bound and gagged Stanley Killlng er, manager of an American store, Eighteenth and Walnut streets, yes terday afternoon. His loot was SZ2. CITY HALL SLANTS Tulips in a week Position still vacant License tags ready CWA work transferred. ffcUSSEIJj T. lUUUl, uie riua.

Bureau chief, is betting "even odds" that the Sunken Garden tulips will be in bloom "within a week." The slanter: Apru in Park workmen uncovering beds in Sunken gardens, Italian Park, State street, etc. Plenty oi croci On the way: Hyacinths. William J. Fickes, assistant city Republican chairman, has the name of the new city counewnen. phone number's 3 2461.

Council didn't do a thing on fill ing the job this morning Only one new name mentioned, Hender son Gilbert and he's too busy in the street car and bus business. Deacon George R. Jones, retired street sweeper, giving Bill Shartzer an impromptu sermon on the way of all youth. License Tax Office Harry Miller says it didn't take him three hours to open the box of license tags Ten minutes after you leit." uo ing fast So far: 29 "autos for hire;" one "junk;" 4 "2 horse teams;" eight "hucksters; seven coal truckers" (new this year) Number one of each issue goes to the police "so they'll know what to look for." Work on keeper's house at Wild wood Zoo started today. Shade Tree Commission at lunch eon meeting, followed by inspection tour 4 Wildwood Park? "May be some news tomorrow," Grant Forrer, the city forester.

CWA officials today notified city Projects 22 1092, 22 1228, 22 1230, 22 1234 "transferred from CWA to Work Division of State Emergency Relief Board." David Shotwell signed the orders City records identified the projects, zeroes appearing in place of 'one digits, as: chimney survey Sycamore street playground general park improvement Harrisburg Regional Survey. Four men still working on chlnv ney inspection mailing postcards to owners of defective chimneys, about 1000. More men going to work tomor row in Wildwood and Cameron parkway. Some at Sycamore street playground today. More measles cases daily, City Health Department taking down and putting up about the same number of signs daily Forty nine new cases since April 1.

In city treasury at the close of March business: $236,886.49. Contract for 175 tons of lime dust went to H. E. Millard at low bid of $4.75 per ton. MARRIAGE LICENSES James Melvin Finkey, 91, Hum melstown, and Stella Mabel Bright bill, 18, Harrisburg, R.

D. 4. Rev. G. Hale Buchcr, legal, 567 Wiconisco street, and Edna Ayr Robinson, legal, 2623 North Sixth street.

Michael Acri, 22, 110 Dock street, and Lenore Amicome, 20, 1828 Swa tara street. Charles Wright, 62, Carlisle, and Marian Jones, 56, 621 Reily street. Milton Livingston, 25, 246 Cres cent street, and Rosaline Merlina, 20, 29 North Fifteenth street. UDGE JOHN E. FOX late yes I terday in Dauphin County Court revoked the one to two year penitentiary sentence imposed a week ago on Henry E.

Baker, Royalton, and re sentenced the youth to six months to a year in the county prison. He pleaded guilty of the larceny February 24 of whisky, gin and cigarets from the Rescue Hose Company, Mid dletown. Freeman Shumaker, 34, 637 Emerald street, a truck driver for the York Motor Express Company, was treated at the Harrisburg Hos pital last night for a severe cut of the left forearm caught in a door of a truck. A bruised left leg was suffered by Alice Douglas, 50, 30 South Sixteenth street, last night, when she was struck by an automobile at Fifteenth and Market streets. Clar ence C.

Strohm, 30, 442 South Thirteenth street, reported he was the driver. I centlv was released from the Lancaster County prison, has been brought to Dauphin County on a bench warrant issued by the Dauphin Court and is being held here pending trial on a number of check charges. Burned on the face, neck, back and arms when flames spurted from an open furnace at the Central Iron and Steel Company early to day, Micnaei Connelly, 35, 121 Hanna street, a smelter, today was reported In a fair condition at the Polyclinic Hospital. Attacked by dogs yesterday, two children were treated at the Harrisburg Hospital for minor injuries. They are: George Kohlhaas, 11, Shiremanstown, and George Alli son, 5, 538 Race street.

HURLED to the highway from the apparatus of the Penbrook Fire Company, enroute to a grass fire yesterday at the farm of Jacob Pfaar, near Linglestown, Grant Reidell, Penbrook, a member, suffered slight bruises. Firemen said Mrs. Clarence Wagner, a neighbor, had been burning stumps and the fire ignited grass and got beyond her control. Harvey Baker, 40, of near Highspire, complained to police that $24 was stolen from his clothing at a house in Sarah street, near Forster, Saturday. As a result, police lodged charges against Baker, IsaJbelle Banks, 20; Sarah Bartlet, 22, of the Sarah street address and Herman M.

Jones, 37, near Highspire. A man who police said identified himself as Harry Krischoff, 24, Fifth street, near Muench, arrested last night by police on a charge of violating the State motor code. Speakers at the monthly meeting tomorrow night of the Penbrook Republican Club will be J. Paul Rupp, county treasurer, who will talk on "The Collection of Mazu ma;" and Arthur Myers, Director of the Poor whose subject will be "Mazuma Distribution." The Myers studio under the direction of Hazel Myers will present a revue of singing and dancing. The meeting will open with a short business session at 8 o'clock.

THE condition of Mr. and Mrs. John Segwalt, 75, Watkins Glen, injured yesterday when their automobile skidded into a post near the Clarks Ferry bridge, was reported satisfactory at the Harrisburg Hospital today. Mrs. Segwalt suffered a possible fractured left knee.

Her husband was treated for shock. Between 500 and 700 have already applied for relief gardens, previously supervised by the Civic Club and now in charge of the Dauphin Emergency Relief Board. Applications are to be filed with Mrs. Lsabel White on the second floor of the old Y. M.

C. A. building. A daughter, Mary E. Kemp, Harrisburg R.

D. 2, is named executrix of and sole heir to the $3000 estate of Mrs. Mary Stine Kemp, late of Susquehanna township, who will has been filed for probate at the office of Register of Wills Meade D. Det weiler, Jr. CHARLES OSBORN, former Seventh ward precinct leader, now serving an eleven month prison sentence on a charge of framing liquor prosecutions, was released late yesterday by the Dauphin County Court to attend the funeral of his father in Philadel phia.

Back to Work and Play! Telepraph newspapers photo Back to work and play at University of Pittsburgh. Charles Martin (right), son of Mr. and Mrs. Grover Martin, 1920 Bellevue road, and his guest, Ted Dailey, ready to start hitch hiking for Pittsburgh, where they will resume their studies following the Easter vacation. Ted Dailey is a member of the Pitt football team, remembered for scoring the winning touchdown against Notre Dame last fall.

Young Martin is a member of the university track team. RESERVE OFFICER CONVENTION PLANS WILLBE STARTED Lieutenant Colonel John S. Spicer, president of the Central Pennsylvania Chapter of the Re serve Officers Association, said he will announce at the meeting of Reserve Officers tonight in the Karrisburger Hotel at 8 o'clock, committees he has selected to ar range the State convention of the Reserve Officers Association in Harrisburg May 4 and 5. One of the biggest features of the State meeting will be an invitation Military Ball which will be held in the ball room of the Penn Harris Hotel Friday evening, May 4. At the meetmg tonight Colonel Arthur Pollion, who is in charge of the recruiting headquarters in this city, will speak on the subject of Military Intelligence." Captain R.

C. Mallonee will give the usua review or world events as tney ei fect the military situation. i BANKRUPTCY ASKED F0RERIE JUDGE By Associated Press Pittsburgh, April 3. An In voluntary petition in bankruptcy was filed in Federal Court today against Joseph Orln Waite, presi dent judge of Orphans Court in Erie county. YOUTH CHAPTER PLANNED Plans for a local chapter of the Pennsylvania Youth Movement were discussed today at a meeting in the State Library.

A. W. Van deman, chairman, presented a tentative program for the chapter. John Yates, Miss Emma Wheeler and Miss Sylvia Etter were named on a committee to tabulate data to aid local school authorities in revising the curricula. CHARGES BANK "STEAL" Washington, April 3, (AP) Edward W.

Backus, former president of the Minnesota and Ontario Paper Company, told the Senate Banking Committee today that a number of banks headed by the Chase National of New York conspired to consummate a $70,000,000 "steal" of his concern. 4 The $9500 estate of John A. Fee man, late of Harrisburg, is divided among three grandchildren, Joyce, Zoe and Robert Fishel, and a sister in law, Bessie C. Malone. The bequests are placed in trust until the grandchildren are twenty five years or age.

The Allison East End Trust Company is named executor. Mary E. Marshall, 1626 North Fifth street, a sister in law, is named executrix of and sole heir to the $7400 estate of Miss Emma Kunkle, late of Harrisburg. Deeds filed today: Russell G. Nes bit to James M.

Plank, dwelling at Locust and Sprirur streets. Ober lin, Hershey estates to Charles K. Miller, two lots at Elm avenue and Ridge road, Hershey, $14854 and Anna Beckman to Edward N. Demy, four acres in Middle Paxton township, $1. Accused of breaking into the store of Roy Wheeler.

Fourteenth and Mayflower streets, Sunday, four boys, 11 to 12, were arrested yesterday by police. Their loot included candy, chewing gum and cigarets valued at $2.50. PARTY CANDIDATES FILEPETITIONS Nominating petitions filed today at the courthouse by candidates for district ana county committee posts in Harrisburg and for county committee in districts outside the city are: Harrisburg. first ward. Second precinct, all Republican: George W.

Hare, Clarence P. Pry, Barbara Quald. Mabel Shellenbarger. district; John H. Clark and Martha Williams, county.

Pifth ward, Second precinct, an Republican: Mary H. Ditty, Preston S. Seidel, Francis H. Hoy, and Sara Moog, district; Third precinct, all Republican: J. A.

Kinneard, William J. Taylor. Nina Sanders and Emma Gulstwhite, district; Earl E. Hoffman and Grace niaclc. county.

mtn ward, Fourth precinct: Charles E. Wise, Democrat, county; Charlotte Newcomer and Catharine Seidle, Republican, district; Pirst precinct, all Republican: William Hughes and Katherine Dunont. county: Sue Diets. Marv M. Hagy, Elmer E.

Hagy and J. A. Brougher, district. Eleventh ward, Second precinct, M. Hummer.

Democrat, county; Prank D. Boyer, and Grace Maxwell, Republican, county; Paul L. Punk, Thomas Gardner, Margaret Sizer and Barbara Dickey, Republican, district. Berrysburg: Morris S. Daniel, Republican.

Jackson township: WMlam R. Snyder, Republican. Jefferson township; Edgar Bordner, Democrat. Royalton, First ward, Samuel Manser, Democrat. Swatara township.

Pifth precinct, Republican: Cecelia Sweigert and Edward B. DeHart: Fourth precinct: Thomas R. Heckard, Democrat. Wllllamstown, East Ward, Ella M. Curtis and George W.

Adam. BUSINESS BOOM; MORE EMPLOYES Altoona, April 3. The continued improvement in the volume of ireight traffic over the Pennsylva' nia Railroad lines in the past sev. eral weeks again reflects a gain employment. The Middle Di vision recently announced the tak.

ing back of a number of firemen and the recalling of a half hundred or more furloughed brakemen. The Pittsburgh Division now announces aa increase in its engine and train iorces. Thirty five brakemen, furloughed more than a year or longer have been recalled on the Pittsburgh uivision. Tney nave been recalled at various points between this city and Pittsburgh. Some of them are residents of the city.

Several months ago more than 100 fur. loughed trainmen returned to work on tne division. Thirty five firemen on the Pitt burgh Division, the majority of uiem running out of Conemaugh, were nounea or tnelr beta nro moted to the post of engineers Their promotion will of necessity result in increasing the list of extra firemen. THE WEATHER Weather Conditions High pressure, central north of the PreS. hakM anJ out southerly to Florida, is attended by fair weather with warm, above normal temperature over the Atlantic States.

Low pressure, central over Northern New Mexico, has caused snows or rains over the Rocky Mountain Regions and rains over the Central Plains. Tem Derature ha risen and is warm over the Ohio Valley, the Lower Mississippi Val Ity' outhrIy from these regions to the Gulf of Mexico. High pressure, central north of the Dakotas. has caused slightly below frees iTnRfmurJ? 0VtT Nrtn Dakota and Blnffhamton Clearfield (a) Renovo (a) Cedar Run wniiamsport afln WTTT.Tjrmt IS 10 IS 1J so Corning 1 Towanda IS Wllkes Berre 0 Huntingdon (a) 12 Newport Sunbury 30 Harrisburg 11 31 1.6 0.0 5.S ft 0.0 14.1 2.4 5.S 1.0 (a) Yesterday'i data. 8.1 LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE: Straight for the Rocks WHY.

BORIS HAPPENED I that bis syndicate he A I but NO hs's WHAT IN THE HE'S DOME wvs VIRTUOUS HAH4kMA? "SSpmnf Slo wJL mS88m TS5gN HOT COOLDM'T SEE OL2ac WHAT IF HIS BUSINESS IS WIDOWS AND ORPHANS ttMiwerT tie frn BUSTED? THEY'D HAVE i ROBBED HE TOLD THE IS LIVID. RUINED OS fm MADE IT LEGAL NO ONE i SYNDICATE NO HB 1 1 COULD HAVE TOUCHED HI! THREW A BlttlON DOLLARS I 36 Feet ft Tenths 1.7 0.0 0.2 0.0 0.3 0.0 0.0 3.S 0.0 0.5 0.3 o.s Is i SCHOOL ECONOMY PLANS STUDIED BY MRECTORS At the School Board budget meet ing yesterday, Director John Yate suggested that the offices of supen intendent of grounds and buildingi and purchasing agent be transferred from separate office status to departments under the supervision of the superintendent of schools; The suggestion was originally madj by the Pennsylvania Economifj uouncu, its survey of th city school system. Yates believes, he said, that $20,4 000 could be saved by the transient Superintendent M. H. Thoma said that instructional expense hal been "cut to the bone." He sut mitted, however, five suggestion which if carried out may save aboul $15,000.

They are: Temporary closing of several teaching positions about to be vba cated. Transfer of some teachers to places vacated and unfilled by neij appointments. Closing of two kindergartens dul to light enrollment. (He hasn't de cided which, he said today). Decrease of clerical force.

May drop evening schools, it be ing pointed out that CWA classed are taking their place. Oyier discussion centered around reductions in janitor's wages, th1 superintendent's pay and the paj! oi tnree administrative officers. Teachers' salaries may be dis cussed at the next budget session toe morrow night. ROBERT BURNS LODGE WHAT A MAN TO THROW AWAY A ftm HELP BUT ADMIRE HIM WILL HAVE DINNER The Sixtv fourth flnniwmcatnr nt Robert Burns Lodge 464, F. and A.

M. will be celebrated tonight af the Zembo Mosaue. Third mH nu vision streets. Judge Otto B. Heilingman, Philadelphia, erand master in Pennsylvania, will nn nt tm speakers.

Other grand lodge officers: wno wiu guests include Harold; N. Rust, demitv srand liam H. Brehm, junior grand war den; John A. Perry, grand secret tary, and J. Somers Smith, grand treasurer; William S.

Snyder, Har nsDurg, past grand master, and past master of Robert Burns Lodge, and Samuel rvwivMv mJ grandmaster. Dr. Leon K. William, Wilkes Barre, and Dr. Warren ruin v.r York City, will speak, it was an nounced Dy ouy J.

Swope, present lodge master. True Result Story of Telegraph Want Ads A recent news dispatch from Paris informs us that physicians there have been visited by a handsome, stylish young woman who asked them to remove the name of a patent medicine which in her gratitude for being cured by it he had cause to be tattooed across her shoulder blades. The kindly doctors indignantly refused but can't help reading and remembering the name of the medicineand that's the idea behind the scheme. Of course Telegraph Want Ads don't need to take any such subtle methods to be remembered for they accomplish that simply by getting results. Take the case of Frank Barbush, Penn Harris Garage, 131 South Third street.

He was seeking a first class automobile mechanic. Phoned Want Ad Headquarters and placed a "Male Help" ad for three days. The same day the ad appeared the position was filled by a capable mechanic. And today like every other day "A Good Man Is Hard to Find." Now Mr. Bar bush will always remember that for results there is nothing finer than Telegraph want ads.

Results are what you want and results are what' you get when you use Telegraph Want Ads. If you wish to buy, sell, rent or exchange with speed and economy phone Want Ad Headquarters 2 4111. A courteous ad taker will aid you In preparing a result producing want ad. And is this good news! Our new rates are 2c a word for a 3 time ad. Yon pay only for the words not the line space.

Yes, your want ad will appear in both the Morning and Evening Editions at the one eost Ml (4fiiaeCj YOU WHAT HIM? WHY VOU Yog YOU HaOt tv ires MM a 1 1.