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PASO HERALD The Hall Room Boys Monday, May 1, 1911 SENTENCE SERMONS 1N PULPITS OF EL PASO Copyright, 1911, by the New York Journal Publishing Company. TAsLL HANDSOME. MAN BOSS- OUR FRIEND MR HOTBUNKi. PERCT'LL. BEI ee mee vve riMvlD THAT LOBSTER -----A SAY THE MOVINC-, MAN wants a ta ll handsome CHAP take he PART of CnROOM A SWELL WEDDiNC, SERIE ARE TOU ON 0 NOW LET G.ET BMST The call of God to the men of tod ay Is an appeal to tlie heroic In them, to undertake the untried task, to do the things that seem difficult, even P.

J. Rice, at First rlstlan church. Regarding: it simply an a book am hooks, the Bible vrlll ever stand as the preeminent clnswtc, rich In poetic, oratorical and historical Rev. C. L.

Overstreet, at First Fresbyte rlan church. ure hall room LEISURE THIS I JL It is the will of man, bending; to the of God and brlngrinK the intellect and the affections Into obedience, that has tinned the history of the church with T. S. Knox, at Westminster Presbyterian church. If the whole church of God were un itcd in one aim and desire, as were the on the day of Pentecost, tarrying In prayer till all selfishness, pride and lukewarmness would die out, God ould send such flood tides of power and victory as the church and the world have never F.

W. Otto, at First Methodist church. The reflective powers of man do as much for advancing the spirit of Christianity as the susceptive; he can think out, as well as feel the trulh; lie ought to do C. S.Wrigh at Trinity Methodist church. can now be bought at the NOW THE COUPLE WILL ENTER CAB WHICH OUTSIDE mow BOYS.DWIDE THIS BUCK AMONQST GET ALL THE! OLD SHOES TOU CAN, AND WHENj THE BRtDAL COUPLE ENTER THE CAB, SuRE BOSS.wE LL OAT SOAK THE QROOrr GOO0 AND PLENTY When we realize that God Is pourln out his blessings upon us each day, each hour, each moment, how can we stand Idly by, seeing others rushing onward to that final goal, without hi r.

loving A. N. Evans, at Highland Park Methodist church. Auction Sale of the Richards Jewelry Co Stock Obedience to God has Its hardship but whoever seeks to evade these hardships by going into disobedience 1 jumping out of the frying pan into the Jeff D. Ray, at First aptlst church.

A belief In missions a test of a Henry Easter, Church of St. Clement. The necessity of regeneration Is shown in the fact that heaven I a prepared place for a prepared Rev. R. T.

Hanks, Calvary Baptist church. DEACONS INSTALLED AT MORNING SERVICE First Presbyterian Church Sunday School Teachers Hold Conference. At the Westminster Presbyterian church Sunday morning Prof. Norman Crozier was ordained a deacon of the church, and he and Dr. Lee McIntosh were installed as deacons.

T. H. Rogers, who was also recently chosen a reacon. has already been ordained, and will he later installed. Monthly Meeting Tonight.

The monthly business meeting of the Christian Endeavor society of the First Christian church will be held Monday at 8 p. m. at the church. Conference, A conference of the Sunday school teachers and workers of the First Presbyterian church will be held Monday at 7:30 p. m.

The aid society will meet Tuesday afternoon at 3 and the monthly session of the church society will be held Tuesday at 7:45 NOT FIBBING, 1 DETECTEO A WRONG, ODOR OF UNIMENT VVHEN I PASSED I HIS DOOR. HOTBUNtsj DONE SENDS DOWN HIS REGRETS AN' SAYS HE'S AN ORFUL HEADACHE An CAIMT TAUE YOU TO DE Two Auction Sales OE PHONT LORO OH IlfN'T THAT TOO WE LI TAKE I YOU T0 THE THEATRE niss Population by Counties and Precincts Is Announced. Handsome presents given away at each auction Will Meet On Thursday. The Home Misionary society of the Highland Park Methodist church will hold a business meeting Thursday at 3 Will Visit Roswell. Rev.

Henry Easter of the church of St. Clement be absent from the city this week attending the conference of the misionary district of New Mexico and west Texas, which opens Wednesday in Roswell, N. M. The auxiliary of the church of St. Clement will meet Tuesday at 3 The Daughters Gf the King will meet Friday at 3:15.

Missionary Society Meeting. The Home Missionary society of the First Baptist church will hold its regular weekly meeting Tuesday afternoon. Calvary Church. The aid society of the Calvary Baptist church will meet Tuesday at The normal class and meeting will be held Friday night, C. V.

Nafe presiding. The regular Wednesday night prayer meeting will be held as usual. All meetings are held at the church. Real Jokes of the The Fake Correspondents In Camp Also the Fellow with the $3.15 Kodak at Once Becomes a offenders; adults often with loud talk increase the difficulty of hearing, and in this there is a real problem. Yet if the children were kept quiet, it is possible the grown people would not raise their voices as much, since they could not fail to realize that they were attracting attention of a disagreeable kind.

But with the children held Jn check, the worst of the evils would be abolished. Give us the bluecoats and scatter them around, so that they gan cover the entire square. M. To HERALD i affixe the necessary postage to it and mail same to some reliable publisher. The result will be a check of at least four figures, counting the ciphers, and probably more.

That is what they think. When they try it, they find iV; different. The same is true of the amateur staff photographers for all the publications in the world. Given a $3.15 camera and plenty of gall and a staff photographer is developed i forthwith. Hare, elobe travel- i er for is an amateur pared to these verdant ones.

They get pictures he never dreamed of (they i think) and they rush them off to the postoffice for fear someone else will I beat them to the coveted first page positions in the eastern papers. Some More Verdant Thoughts. All that is rocessary to break into the papers and incidentally into the bank account of the publishing company is to drop a manuscript, written on both sides preferred, into the letter box at the The check will then appear exactly as a package of chewing gum drops from an automatic vending they think. I To paraphrase the good book, he that soweth wind will surely reap a whirlwind of printed slips with the regrets printed upon them. 'Tis a merry war, this little affair acros the foot bridge, and is a fine thing for the Eastman Kodak company and the vendors of typewriter i plies.

trousers, riding breeches preferred, and a lot of war lore, and lo, you have the bottle scarred veteran of a half Hundred engagements in northern Chihuahua. The of the War. War has its humors no less than peace, and the most fun about this little half baked rebellion has been the baked posers. By actual count there are exactly 23,023 special writers, photographers and expert observers covering this war, not counting the real correspondents, the regular staff men who are honest-to- goodness Avar correspondents, but who do not travel about with the sign on their backs. These blown in the glass boys are the least conspicuous of the crowd.

They wear a collar a day, have their shoes shined and look more like college professors or expert mining men. They sit in the lobby reading or talking quietly with their newly made friends when they are not 'at work, and the war is the last thing they talk about. It is shop to them and to talk shop is to violate the ethics of their profession. It is the who talks war and makes such a show of being a correspondent. Everlasting Fame.

All that is necessary to crain everlasting fame, fortune and a fat check from the eastern papers is to write a bale of wheeze about the war as it is seen from the top of smelter hill. (All communications must the signature of the writer, but the name will not be published where such a request is made). POLICEMEN FOR RAND CONCERTS. Editor El Paso Herald: I read with interest and approval Mr. complaint in Herald about the noise children make at the band concerts, but I do not see any difficulty in suppressing the noise.

A few policemen scattered about the square could do it, and since the concerts are given without cost to the city it can well afford to employ as many bluecoats as may be needed for the purpose. No harsh nor arbitrary methods would be necessary; the mere presence of the policemen, with possibly a hint now and then, would keep the children quiet. The noise annoys not only those who wish to hear the music, but the director of the band as well, and he certainly should not suffer annoyance while performing his exacting duties. If the laws or ordinances governing public assemblages are inadequate, it ought not to be difficult to amend them. But the children are not the only Constipation brings many ailments in its train and is the primary cause of much sickness.

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Sandoval 1000; Pena Blanca, 1743; Algodones, 1078; Jemez Springs, including Jemez pueblo, 704; Cuba, 603. Santa Fe 3, 4, 17 and 18, which include Santa Fe city. 6589; Santa Fe city alone, 5072; Stanley, 475; Glorieta, 349; Cerillos, 674; San Pedro, 353; Agua Fria, 459. Sierra 529; Monticello, 574; Las Palomas, Hillsboro, 400; Cuchillo, 275; Fairview, 232; Hermosa, 156; Chloride, 130; Lake Valley, 125; Kingston. 123.

Socorro 1 and 24, Socorro city, 1560; Magdalena, 1226; Kelly, 1015; precinct 13, New San, Marcial. 695; precinct 14, Old San Marcial, 500; Santa Bita, 519; Mogollon, 779; Carthage. San Antonio, 434; Cooney, 189; Datil, 134; San Juan, 587; Rosedale, 231. Taos 1, including Taos, 1830; Llano, 1075; Arroyo Hondo, 651; Arroyo Seco, 571. Torrance 7, including Estancia, 1317; Willard, 1113; Tajique, 783; Torreon, 755; Manzano, 607; Moriarty, 609; Duran, 564; McIntosh, 571; Mountainair, 859; Pinos Wells, 732.

Union 1, including Clayton, 2345; Amistad, 758; Clapham, 999; Central City, 640; Des Moines, 475. Valencia 1733; Lunas, 719; Kettner, 552; Bluewater, 237; Peralta, 500; Valencia, 4 63; Snn Rafael, S00. Some Comparative Figures. Many of the towns were not on the map at the time of the 1900 census and others have made but the average growth, being slightly larger than 10 years ago. Some of the notable ences between the last census and 10 years ago are given below: Place 1910 1900 Elizabethtown 229 577 Cimarron 940 363 Van Houten 798 60 Dawson ...............................,319 100 Blossburg 34 187 Gardiner 120 Pinos Altos ..................393 1118 Haehita 678 93 Lincoln .....................................1024 1065 White Oaks 471 804 Farmington precinct ...........1674 548 Lake Valley 125 215 Hillsboro 400 52K Engle 529 142 MAY DAY, PAY DAY, MOVING DAY IS HERE In cases of rheumatism relief from pain makes sleep and rest possible.

This may be obtained by applying Liniment. For sale by all dealers. HOTEL ST. DENIS Fire-insurance May day here and now. May day means pay day for the folks with bank accounts netting three fig- ures or less.

Others with more wealth than that are the capitalistic class and do not pay their until they get good and ready. May day is supposed to be a season of rejoicing when children have May i poles and distribute May baskets filled with flowers which tney have swiped from a neighbor's yard. Not so with the grown up youth of the land. May 1 is a day of sorrow. It is the time when the last is dragged forth from its odoriferous retirement.

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May 1 Woodrow Wilson will leave Princeton next Wednesday afternoon for a four speaking tour of the western and Pacific states. His itinerary includes Kansas City, Denver, Los Angeles, San Francisco Benkeley, Portland, Seattle, Minneapolis and St. Paul, Lincoln and Chicago. Tt is said in the behalf that the swing around the circle is not a campaign in any sense. All through the winter and spring he has been receiving invitations from organizations and groups of admirers in the west to visit and address them.

He has. it isi said, declined invitations from purely political or partisan bodies and will discuss political issues only in a broad, nonpartisan sense. MRS. JOHN P. SMART Purchasing Agent 103 East 29th Street, New York, N.

Y. CIRCUIT COURT CONVENES WITH HEAVY DOCKET AT PECOS Pecos, Texas. May 1 court is in session and will continue until Judge Tsaacks of Midland, is presiding. District attorney Will P. Brady and court reporter Majors are in attendance and one of the longest dockets ever known in Reeves county is to be handled.

Many important cases are to be decided, one being a $60,000 personal damage injury suit. A. King, roadmaster of the Rio Grande division of the T. p. railway, is in Pecos, looking after putting down additional sidetrack.

He says the railroad expects to commence excavating for the station here this week. The fire which destroyed the stock of goods of the Pecos Drug company came very near causing a large conflagration in this city. It took some time to get the fire under control The biggest Poultry Food Manufacturer in the world. Try a bag of his ffced. Purina Scratch Feed Makes Hens Lay Purina Chick Feed Saves Baby Chicks (Always in Checkerboard Bags) FOR SALE BY Bruce Seeton (Successor to 0.

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0. D. El Paso references given on request. Also specialty made of conducting private shopping or visiting parties. THREE KILLED; SIX HI RT WHEN ENGINE TURNS OVER.

Dayton, May first engine of Pennsylvania passenger train No. 20 jumped the inside the city limits early night, turning over, killing engineer Crumley, fireman Ohns. Grandan and yard clerk Hicks. Six others were taken to the hospital. Mutt and are tz'n us.

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