Daily News from New York, New York • 140

DAILY NEWS, NEW YORK'S PICTURE NEWSPAPER 52 YANKS SNARE ROBINS, Let the Boys Have Fun By PAUL GALLICO- Ben Chapman and Dusty Cooke Bat Bronx Bombers to Victory WITH the official opening of the baseball or rounders season so imminent that the boys in the composing; room are almost civil when I appear in their domain, this might be an opportune time to throw out a hint to the baseball managements that it would be all for the best if they instructed their gendarmes to display a little less zeal in the chivvying of some of the more strident elements of the populace. Due to press of business of one kind or another, I was unable to attend many games last sesaon, but it seemed to me that whenever I did go I would see some member of the proletariat being collared from the scene by one of the private policemen employed by the management. The charge, I believe, would be creating a disturbance or abusing the ball players. And while I have no sympathy for the fellow who resorts to obscenity and gutter language, secure in the knowledge that the player cannot reach him, I feel that it is the inalienable right of the American baseball fanatic to insult the athlete who, in his estimation, is guilty of tnisplay. It is an ancient custom and part of our national safety valve.

It is a harmless outlet to suppressed emotions which otherwise tend to curdle and ferment. After a week A. 4 r-' 'WV JOST FOB A tht Jahm Flowtr; who had tripled, tried to teore from third on Lopez' grounder to Tony Lazzeri in second inning and waa caught at thm plate, at shown above. Babe Ruth Plays 7 and Fans GIANTS LOSE TO SOX IN FIFTEENTH, 5-4 Innings Twice! By JIMMY POWERS. Ity MARSHALL HUNT.

of nine-to-hve-ing and saying "Yes, sir; right away, sir," it acta as a tonic, a bracer and a restorative to climb to one's feet in the ball yard and shriek: you BOOB! THE cry of the baseball fan is one of the few patent evidences of our democracy. Theoretically, this is the land where all men are equal and you can speak your mind and do as you please. These fine rights have suffered considerable abrogation since they were formulated and of the two remaining outposts where they are still practiced, the ball park and the speakeasy, I presume that the former is the more desirable social element. rVKNTY-FIVK thousand base-Imll ntldiets, male and female, of thia ubiiiuitioua and noisy species, well overcoated, huddled in tho Yankee stadium yesterday winning run in the last half of the fifteenth with two out. In the third moans resembling a full grown herd of hippopatami suffering colic emanated from the New York dugout.

The opposition scored two runs on one honest base knock and a half topped scratch hit to the pitching slab. It was this way: John Riddle, apprentice catcher, clipped a single over short. Ted Lyons swung into a fast ball off pHICAGO, 111., April 13. Home from the grouse shooting, Algernon, and don't spare the percherons. The Giants tucked oiled mitts in hip pockets here this afternoon and dashed truculently for a New York-bound Pullman after taking their final spring licking from the White Sox.

The score was 5 to 4, but it took 15 innings. Dutch Henry scratched a double down the first base foul line and Ernie Smith singled, scoring the The harm that can come to a fellow from being called a zany or a nincompoop is negligible. I speak from experience. My mail is never free from insulting letters which, after digesting, I lower tenderly into the waste repository and upon the occasion of a few personal appearances here and there my ears have detected against the background of ringing cheers and huzzahs a fine undercurrent of the good old Bronx salute, with here and there a well defined but thoroughly vulgar indication of the high esteem in which certain members of the audience held me. And, as I say, I came through these experiences unscathed, and I would suggest that it should be understood as a part of a ball player's duty to accept the verbal slings and arrows hurled by the populace.

(Continued on page 35.) ere Can I Put Maxie?" arternoon to appraise the ankces and for tho last time before the distinguished combatants niter into the season's skullduggery seriously tomorrow. Although the performances of both corps left something to be desired, tho Yankees applied themselves with a sincerity of purpose that eventually enabled them to whip the lirooklyns by a score of 8 to 5. Watch Cooke, Chapman, Thi vast Sabbath crowd was Fermitted to inspect the latest in battery architecture. I aus-ect that the verdict was that the curves of this style are not severe rnoutjh to be practical later in the a miner. Vernon Gomez, as narrow and left-handed an elbowman as ever was molded, pitched for the Yankees for a time.

Although the youth displayed an abundance of speed, bis feats did not prompt the completely tilled rjRht- field Moans Broadway Jacobs boys to walk so far to play golf. Joe Jacobs, international dealer in cauliflower, no longer finds a thrill in the gilded hot houses or But, I'll keep in mind and after I look at a few other places I'll let you know in plenty of time if AND I repeat, too, that there is no excuse for obscenity or profanity upon such occasions, when a handy reference book should keep the average fan supplied for an afternoon's fun. And this being the start of the season, I will, in the interest of my customers and the national pastime, present a partial list of satisfying names that may be applied to your favorite ball player from tha cavernous reaches of the grandstand or the sloping sides of the bleachers. My reference is the Standard Thesaurus, a worthy-volume which I can commend to any one who finds his supply of language in any way constricted. Stroudsburg is to be the grooming place of another, and better champion." glittering shop-windows of New Y'ork, Berlin, Paris, Vienna and other fioints.

Joe, be-ieva it or not, seeks quiet and surcease from the hulabaloo of the metropolitan area. He is vis a I i zing cows, chickens, bleachers, the So saying, Joe came back to Broadway yesterday all sunburned on the face and with a lot of thoughts in hi3 mind. On his desk was a solicitous invitation to bring i ns of For that treacle-footed doodle who gets trapped oit second and charges heavily upon third despite the fact that that corner is already tenanted, apply dolt, booby, simpleton, witling, donkey, Tom Noddy, looby or numps. Cry to him that he is a bullskull, a mutton skull, a sawney, a gowk or a clod. To be sure, call him a lummox, a rube, dunderpate and a lunkhead.

Remind him that he is a hoody-doddy, a jobbernowl, an oaf and a lout. Tell him. which are the most discriminating of critics, to scale bonnets into the chilly atmosphere as a 1 Tt a ifestation 7 Wee" of their glee. 1 'i lo Robbie employed Scn-ora I.uque and Lopez ns a bat-first half of the Mas Schmcling trees, flowers, golf courses. Before one gets the idea that Joseph has turned into a country gentleman, to Broadway's ultimate loss, let it be known that this transition is only temporary, with an ulterior motive in view.

Yaccob is looking for a place where his great Max Schmeling may avoid the hubub of curbstones, night clubs, street cars, automobiles and other discordant notes to whip himself into perfect condition for Dusty Cooke tery during game. The max to ueiaware Water Gap, another Pennsylvania hideout. A fellow named Halpern had written a regular summer resort press agent opus concerning its advantages. Joe will desert Broadway for another day today and give it the once over. Then, still harboring the idea that what was good enough for Tunney it ought to be good enough for me, Joe will hie himself to the Adirondacks to look Speculator over.

"I want a place where Max can get out under the big top, have fresh air, quiet surroundings and adequate training facilities. And I want to make sure that the newspaper boys are comfortable. When I find a place that measures up to those requirements, that's where Max Schmeling will get readv to tho Cuban antique was separated from five hits and the AS, po0(1 if the title test with Jack Sharkev on June 12. Without the aid of a habeas cor pus, corpus delecti, or other police implements, Joseph Saturday was AND what of the fellow who throws to the wrong base as the winning run comes in? Addleheaded, gross-witted, sappy and spoony, abtuse, and if you are sufficiently enraged and can pronounce it, hebetudinous! Hmm! That tony. A bungler, eh? Not to mention a marplot, a fumbler, a duffer and a stick.

Tha flat, the slow coach, the swab, the yokel. Just a botcher, a floun-derer and a boggier. Boooooo! Take him out. wooed to Stroudsburg, to look over the site where Gene Tunney trained for his first Dempsey tight. Yanks' winning run.

Again the multitude surveyed the general maneuvers of tho two Yankee apprentices. Masters Cooke and Chapman. Although Cooke was not tho personification of grace on two occasions when he attempted to field fly balls, he did make a noteworthy catch close to his hoof, and he and Chapman prodded in the runs that won for tha Yanks and gave them a feeling of security in the later innings. The I am daring to relate, showed symptoms of mid-season skill, being guilty of three rrors. The Yanks are progressing sat-(CmUiiiucd on page 33.) It a nice Place." Joe told Mayor C.

L. Edinger, his host. "It has a lot of advantages for become the next world champion." And so saying he began peering over train schedules with suburban stops. 216 TIGER AWARDS Princeton, N. April 13 (JP).

Twenty-six major letters and 190 minor awards were given to athletes on Princeton university's fall and winter teams today. the fighter, but I am afraid the scribes (Joe has an eye to business) will find it rather tough liv Othat pitcher! Look at him. He's a nizy, a goose and a gaby. He is so. Have I mentioned nincompoop? Or greenhorn, or clown? Hey you I Shallowbrain, giddyhead, brainless! Put one where he ain't! I have listed merely some of the older and forgotten epithets.

Combine these with such modernities as appear in your vocabularies and have a good time when you go to a ball game. That will be tomorrow, won't it? ing at a Hotel so far removed from the camp. And also, Mr. Euinger, it womu hartily be fair to asc the.