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DAILY NEWS, MONDAY, APRIL 11; .1321. KERNEL COOTIE THE VACATION IS OVER a JUST Stcorto, GftvP. CrUMCS rT OrtCl 6AV US A THE BEST JORE I EVER HEARD The DAILY NEWS will pay St Is eer letter published stories el "The Beat Joke 1 Eer Heard." In-aecepted aauertpt eaanet be returned. Adoiw Vokee." JIMf RBWS. City Hall Place, itmw lork.

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me what a hypocrite is?" Johnny: "Yes, ma'am; it's a boy that comes to school with a smile on his face." THOMAS BISSETT. 609 3d Ave: TiiT-it 'Mv cood friend, do vou earn your living by simply trapping and skinning animals I Trapper; "Yep! It runs in the family. I got a brother in Philadelphia in the same business." Tourist: "In Philadelphia?" Trapper: "Yes! He owns one of them apartment houses." MISS ESTHER ZELMANOW. Brooklyn. MEMORY TEASERS Here Art tka irj to th Questions on Preceding Pop's 1.

By the addition of 'a, as: The L's; the S's." 2. "Analyses." 3. Bv the use of "of: as, "The death of Cicero" instead of "Cicero's death." 4. When it is used abstractly, or in place of a noun of which it expresses quality; as, the briny or the good, "The good men do lives after them, etc." 5. Lazily; more lazily; most lazily.

6. Hard; harder; hardest. 7. The resolving of a whole into its parts. 8.

Synthesis, which mean3 the combining of the parts to form a whole. 9. The resolving of a sentence into its parts, giving their properties and syntax. 10. The beginning; the next most important is the end.

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Mary MacLaren baa been en Raged to play with Doug. Fairbanks in "The Three Musketeers." IT- -TRUCK. ANCIENT HISTORY BACKGROUND FOR A ROYAL LOVE STORY THE QUEEN OF SHEBA." Produced by Fox. Presented the Lyric Theatre. THE CAST The Queen of Sheba.

BIythe Km Soiornon Frit Leiber tjueen Amarath Claire de Lores Kmc Armud. Siepmann Tamaran Herbert Heyea Mentor Herschel Mayall Adonijah O. R. Nye King Oavtd Oeorge Nichols Heth-Shla Genevieve BHiitt Slieba'a little aon Fat Moore Nomia Joan Gordon Olos William Hardy King of Tyre John Cosgrove Envoy of Kliie Pharaoh Paul Caieneuve Princess Vashtl Nell Craig A Captain of Adonijah's Army Al Frenwnt Joab, a soldier. Crane By McELLIOTT.

It is not unreasonable to suggest that Mr. William Fox, having shed effulgence on the page in history that is the Queen of Sheba's, be regarded in the light of a benefactor, at least to that large majority of the public, the moviegoers. All of you know, probably, that she was great in beauty and charm; that she was beloved of Solomon, the wise and beyond that oblivion. (Probably, I say, not wishing to tread heavily on uncertain ground.) You will know much more of her if you happen into the Lyric one of these nights. That she wed and slew a wicked king, Armud, to avpree her-sister and all the maids of Sheba; that she lived all her life unwed for love of King Solomon, and that she sent young David, her son and his, as a precious envoy to the court.

The film is in two parts and presents a swiftly moving, gracefully velded story. I can think of several places where it might have been ended with much more telling effect than with the rather dragged out finale it now boasts. But the illusion is, for the most part, complete as to storied glory and the panoply of an ancient court. Chariot races and thousands of busy extras darting about with spears aid this illusion. Miss Betty BIythe, elevated from the realm of inconsiderable movie drama and comedy, is an unde niably beautiful and a surprisingly youtntul queen.

fcfle makes you think little of one of the gorgeous Follies girls any one of them when she trails about, clad simply in nineteen ropes of pearls and some georgette crepe; but usually you think of her only as of a tragic young ruler whose star somehow has been pitiably ciouuea. Frit Leiber is a mournful and lined Solomon, making it a trifle difficult to explain his enormous attraction for the besought Sheba; and a large eyed little boy, Pat Moore, makes young David's child fears very real and piteous. History, screened or otherwise, may not be the kind of back you would choose for your entertainment, but as the subtitle editor of this discriminatingly re-i rnarks. in other words than these, tt a mighty good lpy, 6tory Dallas Welford in Cast Dallas Welford. comic butler de Straus operetta, "The Last Walta." a jrri (iarmfcrtf.i wot iha Splendid, Up-to-Date, New PLAYER PIANOS We give you the opportu nity to hear several reliable makes side by side as low as Bench, Cover, Cartage, 12 Rolls of Music Included EASY MONTHLY PAYMENTS Our stock of Used Pianos and Player Pianos is beyond compare.

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