The Weekender from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania • 27

THE WEEKENDER 27 hot spots At 50, Smokey's Wish List Hasn't Changed. prevent forest Prevent Prevent forest fires, prevent forest fires, "event forest fires. prevent forest prevent reBtire. Rid convertible fnrost fires, prevent foresu tnrest fires. --r 16USCS80 USDA Forest Service and Your Stats Forester PLAY PAR GOLF! GIFTS.

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 26 FULL BODY MASSAGE Reflexology for your health. Rub it out for fifty bucks! Call 822-1977 for appointment. PANT PRESSER In case you get caught with your pants down! Sharper Image Catalog (212)794-4974 $299.95. CAR FAX Who knows where you can get one but it sounds cool. BREW YOUR OWN BEER Stew your own brew for $59.95 call The Little Shop of Hops at (212)704-4248.

CHA CHA CHA CHIA Botany's answer to the Hair Club For Men. Try Woolworth's or Boscov's. ENDANGERED DINOSAUR FECES Glittered Dino Droppings from $24.00. Who was the ad wizard that came up with this one" Call 800-551-3466 CIGARS Smoke a big one! Leo Matus has the best selection up to $350.00 per box. BUTTERFLY GARDEN-WORLD OF SCIENCE Something to bring out the "MAD SCIENTIST" in all of us! Check it out in The Wyoming Valley Mall.

TRANS-A-GRAM Transvestites lip-sinc messages for Fifteen Bucks. You might not want to send this one to your boss. Call (212)576-8874 for a change in scenery. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. prevent I We II, not much.

I II A Public Service of tne (Sine "Adults Only" guide and date-book can add spice to your love life For those who wonder where to find the most seductive hotel in Santa Fe, sizzling lingerie shop in Toronto, nude canoeing in Missouri, or naughty novelty shop in New Jersey, all of this information and plenty more is now available in "HOT SPOTS," the first-ever "adults only" guide and datebook of its kind for the United States, Canada and Mexico. Co-written by authorsactresses Ava Cadell and Jane Hamilton, "HOT SPOTS" is an exciting guide created especially for sensual consensual adults who want to have more fun with fantasy, romance and sex in their lives. Featured in the 240-page pocket-sized guide is a resource directory listing a condom rating for safer sex, adult conventions and exhibitions, titillating night clubs, erotic edibles and the top-21 adult videos. It's also a datebook which includes sexy jokes, suggestions to enhance your romantic life, an illustrated "position of the week" and your sextrology forecast. "The brain is really our most important sex organ," said Hamilton, a married mother of two children.

"We hope that our book stimulates people to have fun exploring their fantasies and lead longer, healthier sex lives." Cadell was motivated to publish this guide after her recent marriage. "Romance is the foundation of a solid relationship," she said. "This guide is about enhancing our lives together, having fun exploring new things and sharing this information with thousands of others." "HOT SPOTS" is the ideal gift for your special someone for Christmas, birthday, Valentine's Day, the frequent business traveler, or best friend. It is available for under $10 at select gift stores including Spencer Gifts or by calling Hot Spots Publishing at 800423-3650. Imaqine Little Red Riding Hood without a forest.

PLEASE be vepy careful Willi matches. Because without the forests, life is unimaginable. Onlq You Can Ppvent Forest Fire SO 4 riEiv YORK CD RECORD COLLECTORS CONVENTIONS '03 "A MILLION DOLLAR OF MUSIC Lackawanna Station 700 Lackawanna Exit 53 1-81, Scranton SUNDAY, DECEMBER 12 of CDs, Records, Tapes, Videos, Collectibles, Rarities Etc. 40s thru 90s Open To Public Rock, Blues, Jazz, Pop, Punk, Country; Alternative, Folk Much More! $1.00 OFF ADMISSION WITH AD 355 MARKET ST. KINGSTON IL 283-5560 PERFECT STOCKING STUFFERS ORLANDO MAGIC at the PHILADELPHIA 76ers Jan.

22 per person if you'd like back issues of THE WEBCfflDHl cell 821-8525 (includes video bus, game DALLAS COWBOYS at the NEW YORK JETS Dec. 18 call for details ticket hoagie) 735-3892 PERFECT STOCKING STUFFERS.