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Why Does It Cure Not because It Is Sarsaparilla, lit because it is a medicine of culiar merit, composed of more han twenty different remedial (gents effecting phenomenal of troubles of the blood, stomach, liver and bowels. Thus Hood's Sarsaparilla cures scrof ula, eczema, anemia, catarrh, nervousness, that tired feeling, dyspepsia, loss appetite, and builds up the system. Get it today in the usual liquid form or in rhocolaied tablet form called Sarsatabs. 3f Hash. Xhe old Greek word for hash was ade up of 1T0 letters and TS sylla les.

It begins this way lepadoche uiachoselachogaleo, and so on to the end of the 170 letters. Aristophanes used the wiole word in one of his plays. It is supposed to take in all the ingredients of this vague and comprehensive viaad which we in this hurry scurry, time saving age call hash. HER ADVISED Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound nhin.

"I have taken J.vdia E. 1'i'nkham's Vegetable Com I 1 pound annng change ot lire. iy doctor told me it was (rood, and since taking it I feel so much better tnat I can do all my wor isiin. I think Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com.

pound a fine remedy tor all woman troubles, and I lever forget to tell mv friends what it has done tor me." Mrs. E. 304 Last Columbus. Ohio. Another Votan Ilelnea.

Vt. I was passing throuch the Change of Life and suffered from nervousness and other annoying symptoms. Lydia E. Tinkham's ege table Compound restored myneaiana strength. and Droved worth mountains of gold to me.

For the sake of other FuftVrini women I am willing you should publish my letter. Mns, Chum.v.s jurclay, H.H.U., uranue. ville. Vt. Women who are passing through this Critical period or who are suffering from any of those distressing ills peculiar to' their sex should not lose sight of the fact that for thirty years Lydia E.

Pinkhara's eatable I ompouna, vAich is made from roots and herbs, IT.a bfen the standard remedy for female ills. In almost everv commu. r.itv you will find women who have seen restored to neaun dv u. Tink ham's Vegetable Compound. ii nlV ii hoAm You Like Your Wife's Cooking Well, because she's careful to use only the best foodstuff? and to cook them properly.

You know it and enjoy your mcals. 3 Sweet Girls Cigars are made of pure tobacco skilfully blended, and arc as clean as the food served at your table. Smoke one and you'll have to enjoy it. 5c Hew One Get tho Nam, The futticr cf a lay bnbj wished hlia to be chrlntfnrd TUomai, Th mother favored the mm. of Robert i Vben ihej arrived et th.

church the matter wns etlll undecided, The fa thcr Informed the curat, that tb child's nnme was Thomna, "Oh, nor' gaaped Mi. wether Alt Ur ffullT, The curtite, rrirardlnj the womno the ruling aplrlt, iroinptly baptized tba Infant Quo, The grave of Ono Tltchetier la to K'ftn In the churchyard of Ht, Gilts', Cauibcrwell. Loudun Mews, Making Himtelf Sol id. "Strp tbU way, Indies and nipn," rxclulaxul the lecturer In thu dluio muvum. "and pare upon un of the grc tfKt wonder known to modi ml st'icn tho OMlfld man, hunmn being, perfectly normal In every other H'Kprct.

but who hna turned to stone." "How did ho net that way cam. toIcb from th nwentrlcken throng. "Iive," replied tho lecturer, lowering lila voire confidentially; 'lovt did It. Ho fell In love with beautiful maiden, tried to makn hluitlf solid and overdid It We will now pnu on to the" Keeplng ft. tie In Spirit.

He waa hwnj warl 'g bin hand st window that ho racked around ths corner hn barked ngnlimt a friend, who happened to bo coming the other way, nnd nearly knocked bint down. "I your pardon." he mI1 quickly. "You ar. haven't been married but little Kuala and 1, and she said If I didn't wars at ber until I was out of sight way be she'd cry," Amusements MAJESTIC THEATER Yiddish Opera Company May 17. Italian Opera Company May 21 22.

THE THEATER High Class Vaudeville Every afternoon and evening. THIS WEEK'S Bit. IHI.I. Hark, hark, the dogs do bark, the animals have come to town. This applies to Apdale's congress of wonderful trained animals which will appear at the Orpheum this week, and proves to the public of Harvlsburgr that there is not such a wide differenece between the human intellect and the canine intellect after all.

These bears, dogs and other animals would seem to do everything but talk and even strive to do that. The week's bill looks good from start to finish. Edwin Holt, who will appear in the leading role of "The Mayor and the Manicurist," is one of the cleverest In the vaudeville business ami probably one of the most recent recruits from the legitimate. He will be supported by three star performers, whose combined efforts wherever they have previously appeared have been praised highly. Carlin and Otto gave an enjoyable talk fcst as German comedians; and Charles I.awlor and his two daugh ters will undoubtedly please with a novelty character singing turn.

The daughters are as clever as they are harming. They call their novelty 'Night and Iay on lie. Sidewalks of New York." Mr. and Mrs. Allison offer playlet containing some clever com edy acting and Rood singing: The Brlt tons, colored entertainers, havo one of the liveliest song and dance specialties ever seen on the Orpheum stage, while Snnsome and Delilah, man and woman, are causing a sensation with remarkable strength and equilibristic DERRY CHURCH Sudden Death of Uvt! War Veteran; Exercise at Herahey Illgli School Held.

Derrv Church. May 3. Jacob Farns ler. an aeed resident of Gravel Hill, west or town, was found deaii in heel at tho home of his son in law, John Howard, Friday morning. Wath wan due to arpoplexy.

The deceased was a Civil War veteran, and a former resident of East Hanover township. Funeral and burial services at (Jrantville. Tuesday morning. The Hershey Volunteer Fire Company will meet Tuesday evening. Mr.

and Mrs. Joseph Cromiis spent Frldav at mghspire. lie Church of the Brethren will hold the next session of its Conference in the Sprinc Creek Church, near Perry Church, next April. The Ketshey High School held its first annual com mencement in McKlnley Hall. Iriday evening.

The exercises were interest ing: and were attended by a large audi ence. Miss Alary painter presided at the piano, and Rev. O. G. Roiniir offered the Invocation, which was followed by a song, entitled "High School Song," by the pupils of the High School.

1 he song was composed for the occasion. Russell M. Jlershey told In an Inter esting manner "The World's I'ebt to Rome. "Retrospect and Prospect was discussed by George Foreman. 1.

gene Shenk's "Eulogy on AUram Lincoln" was a fine effort. The most important event of the evening was an address by Prof. K. McGlnnes. The speaker gave excellent advice to the.

graduates, lmring his remarks he commended the rural High Schools. Prof. Spessard. of Annvllle, sang several solos. R.

It. F.nglc. president of the School IJoard. presented the diplomas. The graduates were: RusscM M.

Her shew Georgre Foreman and L. Kugcne Shonk. ELIZABETHVILLE F.ldrrly Man ralnfiilly Hurt lien F.n glne Striken ngin. Kllxahethvllle. berger's warehouse train struck the of Upper Fowls ing ties.

The old hear the train ami across the tracks. 'I. At Rom day. the noon Knders. was haul 1 lenui did not started to drive i'lie engine struck the wacon.

scattering the loaded ties, breaking the wagon, throwing Mr. F.n ders under a cr.r standing on th sM Ing. breaking" sevpral teeth out and lacerating and bruising the body. Fortunately he was not seriously hurt. He was carried to the office of the Swab Wagon shops, where Dr.

Krelder, who was a passenger on the train, dressed the wound. The horse escaped Injury. MLs Margaret Romberger anil sister, of Hnrrlshurg. spent Friday night with their grandparents, Mr. and Mrs.

S. P. Romberger. Mrs. John P.

Miller, of Sunhury, la visiting lii mother, Mrs. Bowman. Mrs. Jacoh Weaver. and children returned to their home, at Tama'iua, Saturday.

Charles Kerntetter. the ticket agent, spent Sunday with his wife, at Iau phln. IIOTFIj CLERKS OJIGAMZK. Form Association AVIih Clyde Dalle? as Chairman. The Harrlshurg Hotel Herks and Traveler's Association was organized yesterday lit a meeting held at the Sletropolltan Hotel.

The object Is to promote a fellowship among hotel clerks and traveling men for the betterment of the hotel business and with a view of estnbllshlntc permanent club headquarter for the entertainment of travullnif mn. The meeting yesterday was preliminary to another meeting to be hold shortly. Clyde Pitlly, ivf the Hotel Columbus, as made temporary chairman, and it. W. Woods, Metropolitan, the secretary treasurer.

The new organization starts with about fifty members, and It proposed to take In clerks and traveling mon from all towns In this vlclult)'. ACXTIKS Tlicy rulnng to tlio Whole Xfltrfibor IkhmI. That dear old neighbor wo knew mh "Aunty" and who lived down the atrrot wna no relation, or courxo, except that her tender old henrt mndn her "Aunty" to all the younK people. And how he did lovo the young niothera! One who remembers her aays: "We could always depend on 'Aunty' for (tood Bound advice. Rhe wna particularly well Irifnrmed on food and what to umj for certain troubles.

"After having taunht In th public schools for yenra my health bwamo bad and 1 suffered frequently from In dlgentlon. After my marriage 1 had IndlKestlon so bndly It became chronic. "Owing to my condition mv little bttby did not net proper riouritthment and was very delicate child. I nnd bout dw lded to put her on artlflrlnl food altfiRether when the ndvlco of dar old 'Aunty put baby and I on the rluht road. "She lnslsto'1 upon mr trying firane Nuts food.

declarltiK that It would help nie. and gtv baby morn nourlwbtm iit, so to pieaan her did, trying It for breakfast. Tho result was so marked Mid so quirk that I nte It for luncheon too mid I must say tho chnnite hna I wonderful. I havo good health now nnd baby Is stronn Brtlvn child. "My mother sys thnt, drape Nut helps her more nnd keeps her more cheerful and happy than anything else has ever done.

Truly pure scientific food has great "There's a Jtenson." Head "The Koad to Wellvllte." In nkis, fKtcr reail tlw above letter? new one spears from time to time. They ore genuine, true, and full of hunmn THE HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH, MONDAY, MAY 3, 19(J CD 0 0 0 0 0 9 ft I Stupendous Reduction Sale of Trimmed Hats With the Largest Business in our History for one month just closing we mean to make the month of May, if possible, larger than April. We have the best Hats and the largest choice of Hats and we always offer them to you at the lowest prices. For this Sale we offer you Choice of our Entire Trimmed Hat Stock, beginning Tuesday Morning, May 4th, at the following Reductions: All our $2.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $2.22 All our $3.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $3.33 All our $4.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $ty22 All our $5.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $4.88 All our $6.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $5,66 All our $7.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $6.44 All our $8.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $6.88 All our $9.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $7.77 All our $10.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $888 All our $1 2.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $9.77 All our $14.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $11.44 All our $16.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $12.88 All our $1 7.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $14.44 All our $18.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $15.55 All our $19.98 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $16.66 All our $25.00 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $18.77 All our $30.00 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $24.66 All our $35.00 Trimmed Hats reduced during this sale to $27.44 And Our Higher Priced Hats Proportionately This Means Every Hat at Every Price in Our Store on the Morning of May 4th, without reserve or without exception. We may continue these reductions after Tuesday, May 4th, or we may not.

It will all depend upon how many hats we sell on the one day. If We Continue the Sale We will Announce It in Tuesday Evening's Papers. JKJWJ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOiJOOOOOOOOO MECHANICSBURG Irving Collcr ilee and Mandolin Club Mill Give Henrflt touerrl, rrlilny. Morhatilrnhiir. llsv 3.

A youns liiuKiiter tif Mr. Pcrhnrt wus elrink hy ilm find'r of trolley mr, til lh Miliar, rtiirlnir I lie Singer Hunil con S'nturdHy exenlng Th rhlhl was uuielit up liy the femirr hihI cRrrlil hort UlAUnr. Whi moved sh wim found to unlnjur'ii. m. 11.

Moncf will deliver tlm Memorlnl I)y st HhlMienHhurit. Siiluiduy, My .1 The strong ew iinKim rnn hull temn dffit.I the PmhI l.ll''kv Mn (n the Colli'o I'rk ifroutidH. Siilurdsy, hv the rnre 11 In 4. nmrrinir" lli enmi hH been lusued to Wllllmn T. V.bb Mid Lulu Neff.

both of MWhunlcs burir. Th ili' and Miindolln I'liibn Irvlnit rnllene, will Klvo a benefit I'lii' rtulnmenl fur the Hlble nnd Trsrt In Franklin Hall. Friday even in. 1 rinKr nann Kava a neiini fill ronrert the 8'iunre, hntiirday "vpnlim. Klaht death occurred her iiirlnn the ninniM er April, i ne nuniner the as In April, Harry Kink, of Philadelphia, "pent Hunday with frlond.

here. Mr. and Mrs. tunies il, Hobb wera In New t'nir iher lund. Hundav, Imnlrl llarr.

ef Hnr rlbur. waa her. Krldav evening. John Hhellev and Kdgar Clark, of Oct Ivelmrg Cnllega, were iKiinn, eaturady. Mr, and Mm, W.

B. were gueata if Mr, and Mrs. liensler, at Allen. Hunday. Mra, V.

Nicely end Imva returned to their home. In Heading, Hv. M. I Tale, of Tyrone, wna here laat week. Mr.

and Mrs Nlaalev, of Laneaaler, are thn guests of Mr. and Mra, Martin Mealey, uenrg Alhrluht. aleward at the t'ounlv hiilue wa here, Friday, John JlellXeL of fnrllwla, waa hare, Hunday. Mrs, Kata luitinr vlxlled friend" In Carllale. laal week.

l''rank llerlxler and fnmlly. of Mills, wera here, Krldnv, lianlol Wela Inn returned to Kelly burg Hemlnary. Mr. Jnmna Hpura, of I HtlatmrH. was the guaat nf relative here.

lni week. Ueorg Hnuver, a well known and highly reapened rl dent nf Hllver Hprlng townahtp, died after a llnaerlnr line, Hundnv morn ing He had a hnl nf friend, Fnr manv year ha hM tha offlrn ef jiS1lr or til pca, LINGLESTOWN May I Mls Msrlen fTerahev, a Student ef Mllletsvlll HISIa viaiung nr prn'. Ington, IX C. Miss Kathryn nalthimer "pent "rldy with frlenils at Harris hurg. Morris look, a atudent of Al hrltht College, Myerstown.

I home for a fow days. Itlchard elbler slipped arid fell lant Thursdiiy nnd tllsloi'itted his roiiur iione. John wiiiit. aireii hi are. died Thursday night from Infirmities of old age.

DeceHKed waa one of the oldst and most highly respected cltluens of the town. Ho was a mem ber of tha Church of Clod, where funeral aervlces wera held this afternoon by Itnv. J. M. Pohner, paatnr.

aselsled by Hv. o. li llUHton, of 1'enbrook Church of God. NEW CUMBERLAND New Cumberland. May 1 Mrs.

(. H. Itelff entertained the Ijidlea' F.mhrnld ery Club and the members' husbands at her home, on Third street, Thursday evening. Mr. and Mrs.

Iavld Kee baugh, who have been visiting Mr. F.dna Ilalslon, In Philadelphia, return ed home Thursday. Mrs. Cndwaludrr and daughter, of West Fslrvlew, wera guest of Mrs. Bryan, of Third street, Friday.

Hev. A. O. Ptone, of rihlppen. burg, I home for several days.

Wlt Ham Neff, of New Castle, visited Mrs, John Hull. Thursday. Mrs. West, brook, of llarrlsburg, la visiting friend here, Mrs. J.

A. Hprenkel, who has been visiting Ir. and Mrs, W. F. Hprenkel in Philadelphia, returned home Friday, Mra.

Hallett ha return ed from a visit with relative In liar rlsburg Mr. and Mrs, M. Kirk are vlaltlng William Heckley' family at Hnllavlsia. prior to leaving for their new Imum In Murgnntown, W. Va.

Mis llolen Herman, of New Kingston, visited friend her Wednesday. Karl Hmlth accompanied tha senior class of tha Hhlppenshurg Normal Helmut to Washington last week. Mr. Chsrle llartman and son, Itosa, of York ouunty, CASTOR I A For Infanta and Culldreu. Tha Kind You Have Always Bought Bears th ftigaftturc ot visited friends here Friday.

rtev. H. N. fjood leaves Tuesday for Martlnshurg, where tin will sttend the Kundiiy school nnd Christian Kndeavor conven Hon. J.

r. tiden. of Washington, l. Is the guest of hi parent, on Third street. J.

llauKlimnn and H. M. Mumper attended the funeral of Mrs, Fumuul Mcrtlcr, nt Mnchantcstmrg, Friday. MILLERSBURG Illver Ferry In Illalreaa and Aaslated Shore. MHIershurg.

May 3, The new Cor He eiiKlno fur the Johiisun llallllii shun plant ha arrived and will he, placed In Pillion at once, Itnymohd C. Mover, of tha H. navy, I Ihuiih on a leu day furlough. Mr. Stover la a seaman on the battleship Idaho, but has been In tha naval hospital, at N'rlnlk, the past two months, having undergone an operation for appendicitis, Joseph I.

Corbeti, K. K. Hi'kert and J. I. luirr al tended a P.

O. H. of convention at Wllliamaport, Halurday, J. A. W.

Hruhaker. In hi touring car. was an ofHrial patrol In the Kndiiranc ftun wnicn started rroni iiarrisnurg inia morning. Tha Liverpool Ferry Company' steamboat became disabled Hat urdav afternoon, and drifted down to tho old fair grounds, where her signals of dlstre wera heard by Mary John son. The Mlllersburg Ferry Company' steamboat went to he rescue and U'" Ceeded In towing the disabled boat to shore.

The river being very Mull st present, the boat was In (lunger of lin ing down tha stream. MT. JOY Sunday School Orgaalsrd Wllh I arg Mriiikerstilpi Sierra lo 1 luaa Mount Joy. May 3. Th nrt ornn Ued Hunday school clu In Mount Jov ha been formed In the I'nlled llrethreti church, Willi a membership of ninety two.

The following onlrers bava tieen elected: it. Hsrry N. Nlssley; vlra president, Abraham Htauffer; serreiarv, Henjamln Harber; trea. urer, John W. Kshelnmn; teacher, Kef, .1, rtlllgers At Ih Isst.

meeting of lha Woman hrlsilsn Tempersnca I nn, Mra. Kallr was appolnlnl a tha presa reporter Alt Ih leading mnhnts ef the town hv sard to rln their store at n'rlotk vrv vnlng. xept Tusdy and Saturday, triiin IB outobar Armor Plated Pawnohep. Tho Inside of a Chinese pawnshop Is a terra incognito to most people, ciii neso and English. Fow are admitted within Its mysterious walla except thoso dlroctly connected with the bual ness.

A traveler was recently permitted to lnnpoct one In an Inland town and wss surprised to find tba entire building Incased In sheet Iron about one eighth of an Inch thick. It must havo cost a large sum to build an Iron bouse within the usual lofty brick edifice, yet there It waa, even to the roof. It served a twofold purpose a protection against Are nnd thieves. Yet even within this Iron castle night watchmen armed with heavy revolvers and rlad In bullet proof Jackets ever keep wstch. Cequelln's Memory, "now many parts do you know well enough to piny tonight If need somebody ones usked Coqnelln.

II took a sheet of paper and wrot down the names of fifty three plays of bis repertoire, Ills friends laughed. "You are boasting suroly, nioa ami?" said the Vlscointe de Lovenjoul. "You bave every on of these play In your library," said Coquelln quietly. "Git them all out and put tbom on the table." Tho Tlacomte did ait. "Now," su Id Coquelln, 'let anybody so lect a cue from any ono of these plays at baphaznrd and give It me." They tried Mm with sixteen plnya out of the fifty three, and be never missed a slnrrln cue or made one ml take.

Fortnightly lie view. Here 8 a good nourishing meal for 5 cents. vd Ub Biscuit with half pint of milk, a little fruit and a cup of coffee. Delicious and strengthening. Try it.

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