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Freeport Journal-Standard from Freeport, Illinois • Page 20

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At Long Last Man Realizes Graduation Picture Was OK By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK TO-One of the recurrent ordeals of civilization is having one's picture taken. The. tribal savage often dreads a camera for fear this magic box by.imprisoning his image will also capture his soul. The civilized man has an even more melancholy the camera 'neither, will catch his likeness nor reflect his soul. He feels the camera always lies when it's pointed at hi'-.

One of the major differences between men and women in the 20th century 4s their attitude toward having their picture taken. Hopes Protest as For Miracle much as she may that "I know this will turn out awful," the woman secretly is sure that actually, by some miracle of modern chemistry, the photographer will manage to make her look all right. She ac tually enjoys the experience. The man; on the other hand, goes to the photographer as he does to the guillotine. He knows neither art nor science can save him.

How can he end up looking right when he knows he 'feels wrong and out of place to begin with? It is hard to say when man's fear of the photographer starts. Probably it is in the childhood when, during the taking of a snapshot, some family onlooker calls acetiously: "Be careful. Your face may the camera." Disillusioned A man's deep disillusionment with the camera, however, comes after he sees his first real portrait the yearbook when he graduates from high school. never quite recovers from this blow. "Not bad," the fam- ly murmurs sympathetically.

Not bad? Are they crazy? Is this the way you really look to others? Are your ears really that big? Is your face really that anthropoid, half-adenoid? He won't mind his wedding pictures so much, no matter how they turn out, because a man honestly expects to look somewhat ridiculous on his wedding day. Nor will he compla'in much against passport pictures, as women do. Tries To Hide After 40, a man will go to the photographer only under family duress or group pressure. When the official picture is taken at the annual office banquet, he tries to bury his face in the fried chicken, or hide behind the man in front of him. When he is, at times, forced to make the galling trip to a photographic studio he is prepared for the worst.

AH his life he has jeered at John Barrymore because the actor preferred to have his picture from an angle'that showed his favored profile. Now he envies Barrymore. After all, Barrymore was lucky to have one side that looked better than the other. He wasn't "dismally bad from all angles. When the portrait is finally delivered and unwrapped, he knows what the family will say: "Not bad." Good By Comparison After they have gone to bed, he ills and looks at the picture all Elizabeth Alumni Reunion Is Set For November 30 graduates of Elizabeth High School will hold their 1957 annual alumni reunion at the school Saturday, Nov.

30 with a dinner planned for 7 p.m. Also scheduled is a brief business meeting to follow the dinner and dancing to the music of Speed Cawthorne and his orchestra from Galena. Committee chairmen for the event are: banquet, Mrs. Harold B. Gable; program, C.

R. Dawe; reception, Mrs. William O. Eustice; and publicity, Patricia Lewis. Alumni may invite husbands, wives or other guests.

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Not bad? Are they crazy? Is he really that fat? What did the camera do to rob him of so much hair? He tiptoes to the bookshelf, gets out his old high school annual, opens it to his youthful picture. "Hmmm, not bad," he murmurs. "By golly, I had a good strong face as a kid. But they had decent photographers then." As he goes to bed, however, he will realize, if honest, that 25 years from now the new pic ture he just had made will look pretty good to hhn, too. Everything is better 25 years later.

Mary Baker Eddy created the name of Christian Science In 1866. Leaf River Seniors Choose Class Play LEAF by the Dozen," a dramatization of a re cent best-selling book, will be presented Friday, Nov. 22, by the senior class of Leaf River Community High School. The cast includes Steve Satterfield, Karen Thome, Carolyn Jones, Jerry Hoffman, Joy Bauer, Lawrence Ermey, Art Carlson, Larry Meyers, Shirley Dilbeck, Darlene Helman, Mary Donohue, Marjorie Highbargar, John Groen, Clifford Craven, Juanita Kampen and Eugene Davis. The play had originally been scheduled for Nov.

8, because of the illness of the majority of the cast during the recent influenza epidemic, it was postponed. The Leaf River schools will hold open house Thursday night for all parents and interested persons in recognition of National Education Week. The open house will be from 7:30 to 9 p.m. The AlUmni Assn. of Leaf River High School will sponsor a dance Nov.

23 at the high school. Music will be furnished by the Jack Busch orchestra from Wisconsin. COOKOUT CARBONDALE, 111. Iff) The firemen didn't stay for breakfast, although they were invited to an early-morning barbecue. They answered an alarm to Henry Robinson's place and found the pig pen ablaze.

All pigs escaped the fire except one wh'o was done to a turn. Sigma Delta Chi i Opens 48th Convention In Houston Today HOUSTON, Tex. search and cultivation of talent for journalism Will be the- theme of the four-day 48th annual Sigma Delta Chi national convention which opens here today. After executive council sessions, delegates to the professional journalistic fraternity's convention will discuss Thursday a need to attract more talented young people into the Three national vice presidents of the group will lead the forum discussion. They are Edward Lindsay, Decatur, 111., Robert Cavagnaro, San Francisco, and James Byron, Fort Worth.

Judge Cleared Of Malfeasance Charge In Chicago CHICAGO TO Criminal Court Judge Harold P. O'Connell has dismissed an indictment charging Municipal Judge Edward M. Koza with malfeasance in connection with a reported $25,000 bribe offer, because the indictment was faulty. Koza still faces trial Dec. 3 on another indictment charging confidence game.

A Cook County grand jury indicted Koza on a charge that he solicited a $25,000 bribe from a Chicago lawyer on his promise that he see that the lawyer was not called before another jury by lawyers. FREEPORI JOURNAL STANDARD WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13, 1957 PAGE 21 Koza's lawyer contended and was upheld by Judge O'Connell Tuesday that the malfeasance indictment was faulty in that it failed to charge that any of the alleged acts were committed by Koza in the discharge of his judicial office. The lawyer contended- the malfeasance statute was not applicable. BACK-ACHE? rhe PRESIDENT support with the new Insulated cushion pad recommended and gives almost Instant rellet EMMERT'S-MOOGK'S piifiiiiiin UN 9 STREET happy 1 way to shop) And Join Kroger's Free Top Value Christmas Club 100,000 TOP VALUE STAMPS! 5,000 free Top Value Stamps each week plus 50,000 free Top Value Stamps grand prize! Drawing each Sat.

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1885-1977