Progress-Review from La Porte City, Iowa on January 11, 1934 · Page 8
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January 11, 1934

Progress-Review from La Porte City, Iowa · Page 8

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PHOGRKSS-REVIEW. LAPOHTE CITY. IOWA |£ 'f^y-? ^£f? ; ^£ife§7^ k ToLM ww^ ^-*~xv fu r' · · f , ^r ··-.//·.-·Vi X^ it VI ^ ..-. ·\*»J*}dfffo 7 B ^ /-J';; i C I ^ U . c ' f r i c c r Cr ',c //tre if C Mulder i i - in /., ·- , i -. ; i 1 il . . i .' II . / j . I L U I' ! Mi i i h 'I, "I . ' r li' I I . I I - :,l II · I ll '/ I ' 1 I '/' I I I I ,' I I 1 I I I I 1 : , I 1 1 1 - l l I " |.,r I In ·.. i . ; i , i ' -' r - i ,·/'. i l l i l l ,n ·II i / | ', i /i i I- I ' \ i ' I'l | , | . I. | I i ii i ,. ,11 "I UK I'l I " l l m I n | i" I t ' m i II .1 · i, 'I - l i l i / i l . , ' II- -i,l|,li - '. .iln lln il r 'll l"Ur IT M l II - l l - I - ll ''I Ha '"Mill I- I I I" I |l '-1,11 |.| II-' If Ul. I III" - lll-,ill|illll» n;J"ii \.iln 'I .-iii!'l I I M v i n l I I - . H'""l ln p ' l l - » . i V ll ilil III" 'i lili i ' / ' l i i .inl lln I , I I P ) I - i . i l i i l i y ' 'i m i l i. IK i ' ' ' i l l ' l m n l i ' l v In Hi"*' ' l i ) - , I " |i M. 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' I l i r i l,c|,l ili'i l n - r n r r n i l u l l i i ' l f u n n l i n n i n I l i i n i i,', -1111111, nl inn, l i l v l l l l l l l b H I l l l i l L ' l h H I l i u l I l l l l l l I k l d O I l l l l M l " l l l l t ' l ' l H 1 - 1 I', I l l l l I ' l l ! l l l l l l ' l l | . h l «) llf t'ltilli'iH rdiiuhii; (in Dm Ihhlilo or H Illinill'll hi I I'l, h nr llU;lnr Inn, I \iui|ini IHIUI of n limp nf 1 100 ^llh nnn nf lllHi illsclns" H Unit u l»l Iiml liiu'ii itiuii' hy Iliti^i 1 i 1 'iin r ;it of nu\\U"i - Imlli niiilh'Mil iiml ninilcrii-- nml lv HIB tti,tnlntsliT\i ,\linli rnii'fnllv Irnlnril (o linn IMHili I'mii Minl,.,| nillH. In iirilolc i| Mn'iilullnr llkll l|lllll llv l« ll, i.i^i.vil Iwiiiiil.uli'M or |li,i / U l . l . ' l / , , ' Tnr Hut iir )ilv ( i n h n i i ' 4 n t l i - u t t I i n l i li c i i ^ i i n ' o r s l u u l U, l,i' i oiiU'iil \i U l i K n i i l i i K I l i i - '/iiUK-r '/I'D \ \ l l l i l u liniinils mi, I l i n p i , i \ lilt |hf « l i n l i n l l l ilrh.'ii i l r j i l i i i i K ' 1 M M e m nf tin- |n\v l . v ' u ^ Oils l l l l l H I'.I'IMIUI HUM, Illl'y ImilHOt', lln-in-i'l,, s |.\ lliliil, im out I'luiiH for r i ' t v i i l n i ; lln' olu iiliill, ni of «iili'r lor 1 I I I | U I 1 I ' H ,f l U U I U l l l l l l ' l l , l l l l T I ' l n I'Mll'l liii; w n l i l i i l i v ) ; s,niii-. iln ll wen-, funii "Mil- '-.iv.ii.c \ i d i r ^ u i w l n v : ill Hie !n-,irt or l l i i | | , . i i i i " HH n.iiu | met mill l l I n Ilih "in i l u \ i,,, i rlil n( ii i; ( ioil niiim iiriuli-H. not ilrownlm llu'i., iniu-lv u i u i » K llu'iii 1\ t, \\, up li, llio urini'lH l o i n In H H S U nunli'in |iiiu"i It «o»UI li- l i K L s UI-IIIR (o mi n r m \ In numl purls nr ilu u'linlu If n - i l u l n »liiloi-s) Mi'ii.- n|,i'u-[| itiul n ili7i'ii of ilio lirgov (Hllll|lll'i; ^ t l l o m VMTO !,till|H',l Start tif the Reclamation. UiiluVs kii'|,ln(; Hie ilikct lu n-pilr llinlcr llio i » v i . r d t l \ c '.cluMiv? slll\ In i'\lilum', thur Si'\ont,-L-nlli u-nliir\ l u i U l i l i n n llii'il rcchliulnc Inva mid Inki'i, r u l U i r I'luninllj ut |l ts t, but g.dnhiK (M-i-rlfnco as Ihc iuterrstlug \ o i K \uMit on, niul \\n\a nnil uionna u-rv lni|,roM'(l siaduall.v. 'Che f o u r blc tikuH, 1'iiriiHT, I'.vouislcr, Schonncr mill ^onuiT, Ijinjj hi tin- north of, AiusliTu.iiii.ucre nllncki'il nml aralnod by VMIHI poAcr oiili. mnl ilr.v tho.v Jiaic contlnui-il to be to this liny, though a\dr:igin|; K fcot below son I- I / li i r i , I .1 i .. i · , . , · I I I /,'; . r | I I ' l l ; I I I f " ) 1. 1 .,r ii i i ii" / i - !·' . I i . i ". 1 I · , ' I.) Ill' ,'l'llllj'l I' )')/- '/' 1)1)'. I . l l l l D I - I f I "ll I -,t ',' . ' ( ' I ' l "·': I "' f i .)-(! .'il'. 1 1 nl |i n ( ^ o' 1 1 · ' 'jin ' r / ' ) } .)! /Ii PI ' li/fl 'I'ir-ll f |,l III '' I III / i l l ' i '/. n i*" I in 1 1 In n .IJM- I',, I I l l l ".'/ll! 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UK- hi i, fili'l Ilu' "sl.'ililhMili.|iL lit iilnniilii,,' nulls il|ililili' of N.Viilln'.v Ilif Ji' I Hi. nil llll In Ilil' Ill-l 'If, [I lln 1 I M I ll'iv In^' V ih'IH of UK- KNIiii- hi. .'iih I, i lln,. lln Inliin I h ..... n'l 'Us l l l l l ^ ' l l l / I I I I I I I I I I H ' l l l l l |l"lljl V l l l l " ' I l l " V I I l l l l ' l " I I I II'J l l ' l l I I I I i i MM, -.-i i M . i,. illii'in n il mnl liii i.i.iMil ii|im nml Ilii " f i I'l Ilii. -ilnly IS.IM. i In UK uli. mi. I I'.i l i l i il ui'l '...ii ii|,i ni.'l 1. 1 liii'i" Ili'in ,. million Hul'li UK u .him. u Inn Inr il II'. Inn llollnii'l NIIW Ilii In' Im.liii; i,f mi linln-lllul i III, mi'l Hi llll'lllHT ilillllnn in .I'l fnilllil Illl, III Mllll lIll'I'HI', || Illl Mil' Illlil II IKI'III Miillliik' '"r I'""'" "ii I' n ·· in/ Ilii' fin lni. Ilii 1 inllll'. us Ilu 1 1' urn- nnu'. Inil Ilii 1 iihlh V,IIH i^'i'iului: nml u m v I'hlh must In 1 ii' l,niii 'I isllli \\\ u in-lit fir mi More Lnnd Ncodc'l I ll,i- Mlililllllllill, Mil' Ni-llli lIlilnH 111,11 M u l l v Innl In i nun 1 imii'li Inn i I,,,-., Inl linlv, In Ihn Ni'lliiTliuiils ll M IIH mil i. in in fiir hliii|in mnl nllli'i s Illlil |IMI]I|I ullllll'il; It VMIS ll'illM- MI'MllS Illlil Illlllllll Illll'l, I III III Kill,,' ( ..... hnlllKlH iiiilnlril mil llnil muni Ililn,; iMilllil hull) In In ili.lli , \ t l i t lint p 'i t lln- /lllilnl /·", I." II ..... M H'll In !· , l v Ilii' il^hlli n, Ilili"., V lu In I ' l -li lln. hull Ii iiiitliui. In iS'in, r ....... I tin- inmi ll i ..... l il li linn II fl'llll llH lllllllK llf Illllll H|,'l'lllllllllk' Inl, i i ....... r ili'iinlli- mi nn In Ilii- Illllll i'\i |IIK|II'||-|M Illllll nf IS'll nf Ills 1 111:1 |ii (iimil'il , lili Iliilliinil lillh I ili'hliinil In n In IIM ilu in 'Ml i iinlii »lil ..... ul L'll ml In In li lu I h si inn nlli.,; lln u uli I n iif I In- \nilh -i u mnl lln /n'lli I /n , l.i In i'li, si- I ....... r Ih, nn. I l'i illli' I'Nil'i i,f III!' Illlllllll,,' llllhllk 1.1 N l l l l l l l - l llllllll, mnl In |inl h, 11 ml I'li; |,iini|,ln_' ilu Uko of them all, llaar- lCM'1. The Iruiinrrtnvcr (to f 1 " southeast of the venur of the bulb grow IIKJ district, the city oi Haarlem), nlthitood all et- ill il ..... IT O - Guldi.-ic Blind Ship* More llun half u million ships uro KUkdi-d up nml down the Thixmes every jour by (ho pilots ntli\chi.-l to the great Port of l/cmlon, vnti the Mout- rcrti lliTuld. rtlots nrc taheD on boiiril vesaeli to steer them thruush dntiK'-rous rivichoa and chjinneK or to take ships lu and oul of harbor, nud while on board the;. tnVe, com- maud. OecasionaH)- a pilot in com- lHllod to tute IONS io.\ugea because the weather nmktv, It liuposslblc (or him to board the pilot boat. Some linn- a pilot tukUiR the liner out of Qucenitown hud to K" to New Voik he Mas unable to ·hip Ic bcniy weather. the OUR COMIC SECTION D Events in the Lives of Little Men STICKLER FOR MOTHER "Miv'i-r. !· s T'Dl.t" a l w a y s to f 'T' L.LL j n u ' for J.' t i "·;. 'n ' "· -Vts, "dear." "A:.'J It's ru'!» to s;itjk n Hh jour laojt.i ail. Sn i · ( .. "V, (.1;, t ' t 3 mfit'i.-r .f I =iv ' .TOM' w , 'i u.. Mouili f u l l am 1 polite cr TJ^-': ' Tt»!E TO LEAVE Orjlor--Leforc I c .~ ti j · , ' to repifJl the i."':nor;;i, t . ~* Webster-- ~' * I'aruier Parsle.v--LJ^ c_^, t r.indv. lets get out u- .,.., ~ J '-' a ^ r f)iu' to eiart In on [,,*. j t l p t | --Toronto Glotfe. ' ~"'^ i r Lawyer--I've 501 4 t , -« a , your ruad for biui^ ; LO i^"^ j o u KDOIV. V4; R. U. Adjuster--\Ve tnr e « ,, .. claim for cirrj-ics iLe t_ r _ , ,".7 after titling. " J Won't E»t M u c h Would be W r i t e r -- \ \ ; t o coniider the tnosi In.port '5. ,_ ,^ c.ition for a beginner in ' t(:a-'-^ O)J H-iad--A small Ep^a-,_,- zette (Montreal). I n t e r e i t e d Eill--Are j ou aud J - 3 cjj- u . the tame sirll Tom--\ c-s. we're r.v. \ Hill--Well, he', l e t t t u i Tom--The sneak; Ti --, E;j li,ne me In the l u r c h i , » t.;- 1 ^ i l i i i i m -i ll-i l i l i l i T l u l u II, in.Mill li M i i i i n i l I M i i ' i i n i l i i I n O \ N I I ' I H I - i i i i u i i i tin- Com p o M i i b In In- i vi liilnn'il l i i n lor I t ' l l , n K l f i o i l i-ii^liu-i-i' M I I I I ' l l n K l i T of p l l l i l l r inn IIH u'hi n t h u ^L i M l l l - l l K l ' l O i n i l U ' l l t hy Illl ftCt Of | M l l I l l i l i l i ' l i l of .1 l l l l l - I I , I I H S , nVrlih'il tn |l|ll IllH |lllll Into l-MHMIIInll OII 110- riiliul nf (he m'liimiiilc ih (ire-iilon Mini; t h u Wurlil « ur u-ri l l l l l o pr'C- MH MIIH iniiilii diuliii,' (ho llrnl feir .M-iirH Hut Hoinn k i n d of M u l i l l l t v In |irU'en, thon,;h on n nnii'h higher leiol limn n n ) l i m i t could hiiM' o\nected,ivnH ri'iiohi'il Hlinut 1IW.1, llnil work win htnrleil In n-lil e n i n e i t t u o ynirH Inter 'rhi'.'hh nt llrHt it hml heeii Inlomleil to N l u i t n'l-lnlnihiK Mm four |iolilorri (reiInhneil n n i i H ) onli n f l e r the In iloilin,' diilli hlld lieen ciiiii|ih l ti k il, t l i l a lilnn 11114 hi't'ii filiiindiini'il siiiro Ai n n i i i l l e r o( Tin I, the Noi Ihivesl |u hml lii'en ii'iniili-lel.i OMihiuiKod nml diliineil t i n i n i d the i-nd of IP'10. T h l H Is the eul) one of ll\e now iwlilori Unit IIIIH hi IMI li-cliihm d , tliv other thu-o M i l l In- n,id\ uhont HI..O The r.lc Hiun In WO fonilsleil onlv of 11 fo« n i i l l M n l IslniuN 11 hero the slnlri-s 11 ore In com so of roiiilriH-llon. 'I'he Ini-Uwliii; dnui iwii i-omvU-Seil on M^^^ 'J 1 !, ll^l'J. nuihl n piuulenioniuin of Klreni and iihUtlei, 'I'he Iuu-h nu- tlouM nntlietn MIIH hronden-'t around til.! conllnent nt 12 -W, dui-lnc; the e\- pectiint |»aii^t' ln'foro Ihe t.isl hniket- ful of ehiy fell .splnshln^; Into Its pl.il'O. Ni'ii- lerrllorlen roni|ilercil iilthout ·ilu-dillnc blood, n now r o n n t r i llfteil rroui the depths 1) lotind rv liionlni; ntid eonst.inl l.ibor. r r -- II in- jnu l.-cJ thit new t r lii-i f I ·.''·! !"" f j s l y i r -- Oil, J l - - , 1 ^ t' ,1 I- ir i jr . r -- Anil ·!'! i"J brnn.-lit out tni' in " I IT'- ru^'o-n'r-- Y' -. It l.ruii^lil oul fie .' v Imr and lroii.''ii " i t th" old '.ill' u -- I'.uliiiM'lfr Jli^Jz.ae. ADDRESS, PLEASE D e t c r m i n a l i c n [ "I ii i!' 'i'i n i i i d to i j.iLe tlil [ ; cnrn- r - u r i . t j no 1 -!' nnli rl.i IKJU- that I'm t ' i ' r , n , · ·· iJ C J ' i L i Juc -llou'- 1 ' '];. ipiuT: Mi'Li^^^n^. ^ i l h prompt er T n r f ' MI' ni ' "Simliiiu 1 I i« '·" ' No. I ' r j t l i c i'S In a shooting gjl- Lovc'i Youn^ IJream "D.iu n 'hi(.r." u n l t i e fjther, "is *'Maud has that bo-iur t ^ l Ti'un man itnnus In liis Inteu T.?C$r.N6 'Tie heard a good doil alifut ihat In- iini'.l lie diil." she re- Titinn liriir \Vhere is. lio eit plli-d. 'He's allied lion much 1 mcQt and how does he sell tlie in. ike, » h it k i n d nl nu-.ils n-e have. und ho\% f U and inntli'T are to l i \ e -.Mth."-- Sjm lllll la the Cincinnati Worth Paying For Client -- Can ou read t l i r 1'ortune teller -- Certauil; last and future. THE FEATHERHEADS A Protective Gesture cc,JOMicAt- MY E,xeii YOU'R-E "sihr TUST STIMGY-- WMY, YOU WON'T ITRlBUTE TO TH *BlRD i-UMCH FUNP" VoU AUv/AYi CRAB Jnf MOUTH You SEe THE BILLS I SHOULD TIME THAT WE CANT -fi-IIMCiS FOR Clent -- Then for ^o MIC-- Ml nn l i f e I hue been sir- me iilmt it Is i;i.\ u i f e for i N in lil.o jon. n^ homo. -- Boston lrin-(_n[it I'l l|i ire 10 lom- t h e ^ u UI^S Of 1 Iifclliat--Chic.i p ;n 1'lnienlv CHARITY I S A L L r, BUT YOD SPEND SO MUCH WE V£ AMY LEFT To GIVE AWAY// j*V Passed It On one camiot lru-t any S a l t y C o n v c r a i t i o n hoilj -- the grocer g a \ e me a ISM'T f / \ Y ATTITUDE-I TU ST WANT" TO BE ECONOMICAL K a l l i n n -- Mr. llu.v"' 1 sl3 I r a the -..lit of t l i e oirlh KiU.ie-- lie me prc^cn ed. "I c.innot-- I pnld the m i l k r a i n it." -- 1'rankfurter Illustnorte Correct "Ami who uere Ihe first man and Tioinan, yar';" Picking Always CooJ .Tickson--E\cr pick a qmrrol fflth jour v,ife? Johnson--No; I leave that to her; ihc picks better ones. "Ves, ileir, Ailun and-"Adam .'Hid-- Mnilnin " CROSSWORD PUZZLE ,-- HIS vVlFE SAYS THAT TIME -fn-eRE is A CALL FOR SOMB CHARITY-BILL IS THE FIRST OME TO PUT HIS MAKIO IM HIS POCKE.TI" -- I T s ALWAYS ME iaa, SOE.)-- vjHY YOU LIKE OTHER. MEU TAKS BILL HOLDEKI -- Verij iVe SE-EM HIM- AJD HE K6EP3 IT THERE UMTiL THE COLLECTOR-5^ GOES ~ ' TAKE HIM FOR A SiFT/ FINNEY OF THE FORCE All for "Nuthin'" WAL, IVAL --OI'LL TlST INTO TH' COURT AfJ 1 HEAR. SPAKE PIECE NOW, MRS SMOOP VoiJ VJERE" PRESENT AT -r- H e TIME MENTIONED -You TELL VJHAT MRS BIACKJ I I SAID? ._/ OBlECTl THE BLACkT-K'ATT - - Horizontal. -- ItM-clr. ol bird .H.cr,d bird 23 -- t maHlcal nn(e 311 -- Spu-len or bird fid -- Klnrdom of Prn1.i ri.f of bordcn ddn. ol m cl -- T^o or more t-- Elue «-- Demi,] TO-- Psrt ol C4-- Per«ODal pranoaa TELL US EXACTLY N . SAID IN RlfPL-Y To THE MRS. BLACK SA; 9 -- .Nolr ol ni*«lcal appon 13-- nr«ck cola bodM (or InTcIrn '" epBty al BDlIBB -- nc-BrnbEIni; n und = -- Hindu iMlr S3 -- CBA be drawn X4-- A B»U part SOME SKATING Go«t« Think F««l --lt'9 n KVO.| phui. my rtenr n l n n j a (o think twice before ou sivak. IXmghter--tlixxl ,^vief. dad, If I nor did that the ^n-K \\oiild hsiso chnngeu the gubjnrt t«iTM belore I CMT opoucti liy.' mouth. Reiervo Fund* rhllauthropi-*t--IV \ou niakoououfih to live on by becsm,;? Mendicant--J*o; sometimes 1 have to draw OD my capital. tus Stater--Hey, Tom, here's the best le« pood Fro found yet. Poor Old Alpbibtt Married Dauchtcr--1 do wish you'd learn not to drop your aspirates, father. You never bear Claude doing 1C. Self-made-man--Ptj 'e Isn't cartful i'ith 'is ron els--'c's got L O. C.'s Liy- lug aboct all over toe plnce. "Hullo, old man! Arc you Just back Irom your holidays, tool" "Xo I iavea't been anay this year." "Splendid, fclloiv. Lend me fire doflari, wiU yon?' 1 YEAR AFTER YEAII STANDARD OF QUALITY '·SFAFERI iWSPAPEM

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