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Sunday PUNCH He said he had taken a cold shower every morning for at least the last 10 years. "I would call that following a real physical fitness regimen." "Yes, you'd think I'd cold-shower myself into shape after all these years and be able to overpower the kids and the wife one of these mornings and get to the shower before the hot water is exhausted." The traveling man picked up the pen at the registration desk at the plush hotel. "What have you got for $20?" "You're holding it," replied the clerk. special tizes 14Vito32V There are four dimensions to most things we buy these days: length, width, heighth and debt. contrasted costume "Who was the blonde I saw you out with Saturday night?" "She was the brunette you saw me with Friday night." The problem with most motel room walls is that they are too thick when you are trying to listen and too thin when you are trying to sleep.

14" Trrific fashion at a tiny price! "Are you the defendant in this case?" "No, your Honor, I got a lawyer to do my defending. I'm the one who stole the chickens." A patron at a neighborhood beauty parlor had forgotten her hair appointment. Three hours later, she called ruefully to apologize. "What made you remember your appointment now?" inquired her hairdresser. "Well," the woman replied, "I just looked at myself in the minor!" apSfij Geometric print coat has solid details to match its go-everywhere dress.

Acetatenylon knit with acetate bonding, in navy. lilac or blue with white. i A prospective member of the lodge wanted to know more about it. "Does the organization," he asked the chairman, "have any death benefits?" "It certainly does!" the lodge member assured him. "When you die, you don't have to pay any more dues!" IN COME INI PHONEI OR MAIL THIS HANDY ORDER COUPON TO: LANE BRYANT 0 330 N.

Howard, Baltimore, Md. 21201 MU. 5-5030 Also at Eastpoint and West view. Please send me the item pictured: During a discussion of disarmament, a history teacher asked his students, "How many of you are opposed to war?" Many hands went up. He singled out a boy and said, "All right, you tell us why you don't like war." "Because," the boy replied "wars make history." Color Choice.

SIZE- NAME. Un Waller (please print) -PHONE NO- ADDRESS. "A table is vacant now, sir." CODE. ClfV- Charge Check Money Order C.O.D.D B.2 6 please add 4 Maryland Sales Tax. THE SUN MAGAZINE, FEBRUARY 6, 1972 30.