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CHICAGO TRIBUNE, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1965 8 Section 1A nopoly received 25 to 30 per cent of the entire income of PLAN MARCH TO AID JEWS When TV Spoofs TV MOONSHINERS Russian workers. In a long article Sept. 10 It Really Gets Smart WORRY SOVIET Pravda reminded state and collective farm officials, and A vigil and procession to protest discrimination against Jews in Russia will be held Tuesday by the Chicago-Midwest Committee for Justice for soviet Jewery, with clergymen of the three major faiths and civic leaders participating. The vigil will begin at 11 a. m.

with an interfaith reli WE REPLACE NEWSPAPERS YOUR OLD noon to the Federal building, Dearborn and Adams streets. The protest will be sponsored by 24 major national Jewish organizations and affiliated groups which have formed the committee. The Chicago observance is one of many being held thruout the nation during next week, designated as the week of the National Eternal Light vigil by the American Jewish Conference on Soviet Jewery. FUEL-WASTER BY LARRY WOLTERS GET SMART! That's the name of the funniest and brightest show of this incredible season. We hope you were smart and watched it last night.

Get Smart stars Don Adams, genuinely gifted comedian, as Maxwell Smart, secret agent 86, in a delectable spoof of all the cloak and dagger heroics and bumblings that clutter up the TV officials of the monopoly, that the production of wine is as important as the harvesting of grapes. In one district it demanded that the plan for wine production be nearly doubled. The outcome of the current drive against moonshine is doubtful. Ekonomicheskaia Ga- IN JUST A FEW HOURS WITH A gious service in the Chicago Loop synagog, 16 S. Clark followed by a procession at i zeta, tne soviet newspaper i Compact WEIL-(MAIN GAS BOILER For hot water or steam systems on economics, told how vital a crackdown on samogon was as long ago as Oct.

22, 1962. "Moonshiners are stealing huge amounts of valuable foodstuffs grain, sugar, flour, and sugar beets," it reported. It noted that "most of the increase" in sugar consumtpion production of the low priced vodka of the Czarist liquor monopoly. Blames Raise in Prices But Russian emigres agree that it did not appear until the communist state liquor monopoly raised prices significantly. Documents captured by the Patronage Is Anyone's Guess: Izvestia James Sullivan, a member of The Tribune staff, formerly taught Russian politics and economics at the University of Chicago and was a fellow at Harvard university's Russian research center.

BY JAMES SULLIVAN Moonshiners are a serious economic and health threat in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, official U. S. S. R. publications contend.

Recent issues of Pravda, Communist party newspaper channels from 2 to 13 and soon will be on the U. H. F. outlets as well. Smart is the operator of an outfit called CONTROL which is in mortal combat with an evil and nefarious conspiracy, dubbed KAOS pronounced chaos.

Despite his ineptness. Smart makes things tough for KAOS, with the aid of a secret agent femme played by Barbara Beldon, a real doll, and Fang, a spy dog K-13 which makes him four pounds smarter than K-9 (canine). What really sharpens up this burlesque is the wonderful writing of Mel not include the liquor made in illegal stills," Izvestia said. "There can be no doubt that the amounts of sugar and grain that go into these stills would stagger the imagination. "Police and court officials fight illegal distilling capriciously.

At times moonshiners and bootleggers are given long prison sentences. But at other times and other places officials wink at moonshining which is widespread in the vil Big capacity in small sire only counter top high Rugged, corrosion-reaistant cait iron construction Handsome jacket -fully insulated with foil-backed iberglas since the 1960 agreement to purchase a million tons of Cuban sugar each year had been going into "secret stills." German army in Smolensk during World War II show that in the '30s the state liquor mo $569 Don Adorns INSTALLED tor overoge sit home) 2 Flats 3 Flats Apt. Buildings Commercial and Industrial Sizes Available Gas Co. approved contractors WE INSTALL AND SERVICE EVERYTHING IN HEATING mmnm Brooks and Buck Henry. If you're sick and tired of heavy-handed espionage this one will bring you back into the world of laughter." Heaven knows, we need it after the mediocrity of the past week.

1 I DREAM OF JE ANNIE not the one with light brown hair, which arrived on NBC last night, had Barbara Eden popping out of a bottle in a wisp of smoke now doesn't that sound like Liz Montgomery in Bewitched a little? to complicate the life of Capt. Anthony Nelson played by Larry Hag-man, an astronaut. No money small monthly payments; FREE ESTIMATES our ORIENTAL RUG sale NOW IN PROGRESS The Largest selection of modern and antique oriental rugs in America Over 6)000 rugs from which to choose, including odd sizes runners lages." Sold in Varied Places In a more recent demand that war be declared on makers of samogon, Izvestia reported that it is sold "in meat markets, dairies, vegetable stores, bakeries, roadside stands, restaurants, and coffee houses." "Official statistics do not show that consumption of alcoholic beverages is excessive," the paper continued. "But it is largely due to drinking that the life expectancy of soviet men is only 65 years compared to 73 years for women." Soviet officials seem to be most concerned about the economic threat of the moonshiners. Pravda and Izvestia repeatedly claim that samogon first appeared in Russia in 1915 when the war effort restricted COBETOB flEmTATOB TFyjflliyiXCJl CCCT The Izvestia Masthead in the Soviet Union, and Izvestia, soviet government newspaper, have reported that stills "dot the countryside" in regions where crops can be converted to "samogon," the Russian word for moonshine Usage Anyone's Guess Izvestia complained June 27 that "no one can even guess how much samogon is consumed.

Official statistics indicate that per capita consumption of alcohol is less in the Soviet Union than in capitalist countries. "But our official statistics do I mm 1.1 mm 31 WL Kll.f -3B To cook wit) tea effort time dhdtnonej, a mm ibuwu. She almost gets him washed out of his space program by nearly breaking up his romance with Mellisa Stone Karen Sharpe, who is the daughter of his commanding officer. If you plumped for Bewitched, My Favorite Martian, and much earlier Superman, you may go for this one, but there's not much magic in it for us, especially at the end of this wild week. Ships you can get into bottles, we know that, but pulling women out of them? We just don't know we can't believe it.

THE STANDARDIZED IMAGE of the TV lawyer as a well-barbered, immaculately-tailored, financially-solvent gent went into the ash can last night with the coming of the Trials of O'Brien to channel 2. Daniel J. O'Brien homely-handsome Peter Falk has his 121 S. WABASH OUR ONLY SHOWROOM HELPFUL FOOt ARTICLES Daily Including Mon. eves, 'til 8 CLEANING PLANT- 925 N.

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