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THE SUN, BALTIMORE, MONDAY MORNING, MAY 26. 1924. .6 THE NEBBS Sneeze Flowers By SOL HESS. TADIO Society ISN'T THS A SWELL BUNCH A GOY A SUGKEft WELL YOU ANT GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHtsG ANDTHCT GOES Or NOUSTRV HE WfelLTUE WATER SuSinESS HELLO. EO- I'LL TAKE TtfENV HOKNE.

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GOT urc 5-26 HOT, murky, ringing darkness hid Mount so that Margaret could not have seen that dark graceful demon shape against the inferno. Only she sensed the rocklike refuge to which she turned, against which she flung herself, clung. Poor child, now fast, she clasped herself to the firm shoulders and arms under that moss-rough jersey. Drowning ladybird to a branch, blowo bindweed to the protecting hedge this was Margaret, frenziedly clinging to the man whose arms were now wrapped about her. Her eyes were hidden against his breast, but even so the lightning, flashing, cut its way into her sense of Bight.

He, too, ducked his head at that, closing his eyes upon her hair. Around them again that devastating artillery raged and roared and seemed to spit the heavens. Shattering to the steadiest nerves. To Margaret, claimed by it before her birth, it was devastation. But closer in her ear she, trembling like shaken quicksilver, caught his deep-toned: "Bit of a storm, this.

ItH be all right. Don't be frightened. It's only" the next crash seemed endless. For who, in a storm like that, can tell which is actually the lightning flash that shows every tiniest pebble, and which the searing picture left by the flash upon the tortured eye? Who can tell when it is still the bull-throated roar of the thunder itself, and when it is the loud echoes that racket in one's ears after the peal has passed? INTO the last of those crushing chords there came "slap slap." Isolated raindrops spattered like flattening 'bullets upon the nearby boulders. Violently, with a shriller, spatter, one fell against Margaret's wrist.

Another, with another sound, dropped upon Mount's brogue. She heard him say cheerfully, "Going to pelt with rain presently Look here, we'd better get under cover while we can. Here. To the right. There's this sort of slap Another huge raindrop got him actually in the mouth as he spoke.

"I see there's a sort of shelter place under the rocks. We'll see it in the next, flash. I shall shove you in if you don't" Just after the next flash he picked her up off her feet. Like a puppy being helped into a car Margaret let him lift her. Let? Precious little letting about it, one gathers.

Helpless, half-crazed with fright, the poor child felt herself carried a few steps downward, then pushed, shoved into some' recess; it seemed almost like the bunk of that yacht. She felt herself being gently bumped down, as a child bumps its doll, into a half-sitting position. "Mind the rock just above your head," came his voice. Rocks seemed to be at her back and above her; the ground was sandy or dusty? Only long afterward Margaret realized the place it was. A sort of arch formed by two boulders, flanking an overhanging brow of rock, a huge naturally formed cromlech backed by the cliff side.

Below, the cliff sloped irregularly down. The slap of rain- THE (Copyright. 1984. by BERT A RUCK ice, easing the strain of her arms. He threw his left arm to wreath her shoulders his right hand clasped firmly her upper arm.

"It can't go on forever. Nothing can. Ah, here's the rain in earnest By Jove." Violently the rain lashed down. Hissing, it flung its sheets upon the bay; flatly slapping, it look the rocks and boulders. Rustling, pattering, it poured into the scrub close their refuge some large fleshy-leafed plant a cactus, perhaps took the drops to the sound of rolling drum.

All those sounds resolved themselves into a noisy, angry sounding symphony of rain. The next flash of lightning showed it like a heavy curtain of strung silver beads. The bay, indeed, seemed changed into a flat-bottomed amphitheater of white mist, where the rain, striking the smooth sea water, spattered uVgain in millions upon millions of tiny, broken fountains. And presently there broke out into that chorus of rain noisesthe voice of their swollen stream. who was not there, have to make my own version of the scene which may or, may not be correct.

Sights, sounds and feeling of that night, have be pieced together. As sight I get well, nothing much. In the intervals between the flashes everything must have shown as masses of inky purple stationary indigo masses which were rock slowly, heavily writhing, drooping, masses, which were thunder clouds. Only every now and again the livid emerald across the horizon showed pallid misty "eea, jagged headland showed, too, most definitely, every shadow and shape of that rock cranny which was set, as in an alcove, that living statuary group terrified, shuddering maid, young man in whose arms she had taken refuge much she knew cared if it were a man, young or old, a woman her mother or me. AS sound, there was that artillery of the storm a thousand coal carts tipping over into the chute at once is homelier image there was the grow ing crescendo of the brook and cascade there was the steady, many-voiced lashing down of the thunder rain.

Now and again it seemed as if the thunder were abating; then that clasp would relax a little about his belt. But again the storm symphony would take an encore. Again the clasp would tighten. The small face would bury Itself more desperately against his shoulder, against the side of his neck or whatever came nearest to her. Against his breast he would feel her heart beating more wildly again.

At last against his ear he felt her lips moving again he heard a tremulous mutter. "Frightfully sorry frightfully ashamed myself. Can't can't help it somehow." "Ah. know you can't!" he broke in hearteningly, with a heartening pressure of his fingers that circled her trembling arm. "I know you can't, but what does it matter? Why, plenty of people are that way lots of people! Always in a blue funk whenever there's any thunder about I It's not only" Oopyritrht, 124.

by the Chicago Tribune. (Continued tomorrow.) By Gluyas Williams DIGS WATCH OUT TROM UNDELRs drops sounded faster now upon the face of it, but she was well under shelter. Only was that warmly comforting refuge of human arms going to be drawn from her? In the next flash she seemed to see him moving backward while almost simultaneously the sky above their shelter split to another of those deafening crashes, peal after peal, it seemed as if it must shatter the whole cliff to pieces, must-bring every boulder down, like a child's house of bricks. Was he leaving her to this? So tightly she clutched him, the rough jersey was dragged down about his neck until it seemed, he thought, a cord t6 throttle him. He felt the movement of her lips rather than heard the words they tried to frame.

"You won't leave me. Please "Of course, I'm not going to leave you, child I'm coming in here to sit by you, if I may?" GENTLY Mount had disengaged Margaret's hands from dragging at his jersey's collar. At a fresh tumult the girl clutched him again, hiding her face against his throat, clipped him, in the tightest belt that he had ever known, around his waist. It was then, he thinks, that something in. his waist-belt went "crack" but only hours afterward didhe find that the glass of the miniature on the watch he wore in his belt pocket, had been shivered and starred across.

Only later he found that. For 'now he ha'd this frantic child in his arms to keep from going mad with terror in the increasing storm. "All right, all right. It can't touch you, my dear. Bury your head.

Yes. Don't listen. It can't touch us in here. This is a wonderful pitch great luck we were near it." He edged closer into that rock crev- HOUSEHOLD IDEAS A leftover Tip. Leftover string beans are delicious served in a cream sauce, flavored with a little lemon juice and paprika.

A Different Preparation. Try dipping hamburger cakes in egg and bread crumbs and fry in deep fat. Drain on brown paper to remove grease and serve with tomato sauce. The Neglected Coffee Pot. Boil the discolored coffee pot for a short time in a strong solution of borax and then wash in the usual manner.

It will come from its bath beautifully white. Rules For The Sf out Person. Eat but one serving. Eat slowly and masticate thoroughly. Eat nothing between meals, especially avoiding the midnight feast.

Eat but one starchy vegetable at a meal, avoiding that one if possible. Eat butter, cream, pastries, candy, salad oils, cakes and all things containing large amounts of sugar sparingly. THE FORGOTTEN "SUNDAY MORNING. GROANS INWARDLY. DUTY GETTING UP PILLOW AND PROPS GROANS as to in or or my of Engagement Of Miss Ida Elizabeth Dent And F.

P. Scrivener, Will Be Announced Today. ANNOUNCEMENT will be made today of the engagement of Miss Ida Elizabeth Dent, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J.

Marshall Dent, of Oakley, St. Mary's county, to Mr. Frank Philip Scrivener, son of Mr. and Mrs. Frank P.

Scrivener. The wedding will take place next month. QWING to a death in the family, Mrs. Gustavus Ober has recalled the -wedding invitations of her daughter, Miss Marjorie Ober, and Mr. W.

Mc-Henry Keyser. The wedding will take place as planned at the Franklin Street Presbyterian Church on Wednesday at 4 o'clock jyISS Charlotte Isabel Blogg, whose marriage to Mr. Thomas Terry Burger will take place June 7 at the Church of the Redeemer, will hare as her maid of honor. Miss Elizabeth! Burger, sister of Mr. Burger.

The bridesmaids will be Miss Helen Metcalf, Miss Marie Stella Kennedy, Miss Helen Hooper, of Newport News Miss Phoebe McDowell, of East Orange, N. Miss Prentiss Phillips and Miss Frances Thompson. Miss Josephine Burger will be the flower girl, and Master James B. Reinhardt, of Ardmore, the ring bearer. Mr.

Roszel Thomsen will be the best man. The ushers will be Mr. Henry Acken, Mr. John Davies, Mr. Arthur Stewart, Mr.

Wilmot Jacobson, Mr. Louis J. Burger, and Mr. Richard Tvt5ox. jyjRS.

James W. Westcott, of St. Martin's road, Guilford, was hostess Saturday afternoon to Washington Custis Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution. Mrs. Walter W.

Pollard, regent of the chapter, presided and read a feport of the Continental Congress in Washington last month. The guest of honor was Mrs. Charles T. Marsden, State vice-regent. A musical program was arranged by Miss Ann Carter.

EMBERS of the Arundell Club will hold a benefit garden and card party 'Thursday aftersoon at the home Mrs. Edward C. Wilson. Mrs. Elmer B.

Freeman is chairman of the committee of arrangements, other members being -Mrs. Joseph Lawton, Mrs. Henry Baker, Mrs. Frederick W. Wood, Mrs.

Joseph Shirley, Mrs. Charles J. Schuster and Miss Cynthia Mrs. J. M.

Vincent will have rharge of the automobiles meeting the street cars. INVITATIONS have been issued by the Maryland Institute for a private view of the work of the students of the School of Art ymd Design at the Mount Royal avenue building from 8 until lO o'clock this evening. Commencement exercises will be held at 8 o'clock tomorrow evening at the Lyric. JyTR. and Mrs.

Archibald R. Dennis wUI entertain at dinner June 2 at the Elkridge Kennels in honor of Mr. and Mrs. J. Murdoch Dennis, who, with their daughter, will sail June 5 from New York to spend the summer in Europe.

77 HINGTON Custis Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution, will give a card party at 2.30 tomorrow at the Hotel Belvedere. Respirations for tables may be made through Mrs. Thomas J. Claget't, 2424 North Calvert street. CT.

Joseph's Hospital auxiliary board will give a card party at 2.30 this Afternoon at the Woman's Club, Roland Park. The proceeds will be used for the new nurses' home. 7WIRS. James Teackle Dennis will sail the latter part of next month for England. She will spend the summer visiting friends in England and on the Continent.

Mrs. Dennis wilEibe a house guest at the home of Admiral Sir Sid jipv Freemantle in Portsmouth. Later sho will visit Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Par ridge Klots at their chateau in Brit tany and Lady 3Iarkham in Holland.

ftIRS. Arthur J. Hepburn, who re eently returned from Constantinople, where Captain Hepburn was aid to Admiral Bristol is spending a month with Mr. and Mrs. W.

Bladen Lowndes at their home in Howard county. Later Mrs. Hepburn will join Captain Hepburn on the West Coast, where he is chief of staff of the Pacific fleet. TRS. Edward Shoemaker, Miss Olivia TX W.

Turnbull and Miss Susan P. Frick, who have been spending the week-end motoring through the Valley of Virginia, will return to Baltimore this evening. JR. and Mrs. Eugene G.

De Bullet and Eugene De Bullet 2d will sail 5 from New York, via the Panama Canal, for California. They will spend a few days in Havana and will stop in Los Angeles. Returning, they will visit Lake Louise and Banff, Alberta. Thev will be away three months. THE Duehesse de Richelieu, who is spending the summer abroad, lias Iieen the guest of honor at a number of dinners given for her in Paris.

She O'-'ill give a series of concerts in France and England during her stay abroad. IR. and Mrs. Theodore Marbury will close their home, 14 West Mount Vernon Place, today. They will go to Lake Mohonk.

where they will remain until July 12, when they will go to Bartlett Carry, Upper Saranac, N. Mrs. John E. Deford will thi3 week for Richmond, where she will spend the summer at the country home her mother. She will be joined for tlio week-ends by Mr.

Deford. Mr. and Mrs. Spalding L. Jenkins will in July for York Harbor.

where they will spend the season. Mrs. Henry M. Warfield, has gone to Spring Lake, N. where she will remain for the summer.

-Miss Josephine King has returned from New York, where she hag been spending a few days. AMU NE.E7.E OvEDUP, 6HOUUUCK CN CD OO. C- c3 Op 1 forward to getting when they invested their all in Sadie Preferred. They actually expected to get dividends in gratitude and appreciation and companionship that would make them rich. V' FATHER spent thousands of dollars on Sadie's musical education, and he had visions of how delightful it would be to sit and smoke in the twilight and have Sadie sing him the old songs his mother used to sing.

But does Sadie ever try to sell herself to father and make him feel that he is getting back the money he invested in her by even warbling one old ditty to him? Gosh! That old stuff? No! All that Sadie plays is jazz, and she doesn't even bother to play tliat for father. Why should she put herself out to try to please a mere father who does nothing but lavish every luxury on her and work for her like a slave? Mother used to have dreams about what wonderful companionship there would be between Sadie and herself when Sadie was grown-up and out of school. What long heart-to-heart tlks they would have How she would live her girlhood over in Sadie's beaux and parties It would please mother to death for Sadie to confide in her. Sadie knows it, but she makes no attempt to sell herself to mother, because it is a bother to explain things, and mother's ideas about what girls should do, and slhouldn't do, are of the vintage of 1900 instead of 1924. And what is the use of getting into arguments about things you are going to do anywayt And mother does without a new dress to give daughter an extra party frock, and wears darned stockings to give her the fresh ones, and picks up after her, and burns herself to death cooking good things to eat when she has company, whether site is nice to her, or rotten 9 to her, so what's the usef TT really never occurs to daughter to 1- sell herself to her parents by staying at home of an evening and givingthem her society, or by trying to amuse or entertain them, or by jollying them, or paying them any of the little attentions that older people adore from the young, as she would any other middle-aged with which she wished to stand in.

Because daughter knows that no matter how she neglects them she will get everything they have handed to her on a silver salver. If father and mother icere-diffi-cult, if new frocks, treats, pleasures, depended on keeping them placated, daughters would do their best to keep in their parents' good graces. Just so long as parents are easy marks children will play them for the suckers they That is a brutal truth. But it is the truth. JCopyrlgbt, 1924, by PttblieJerCompanyJ By Margot 203b 1 For this afternoon and evening.

(Eastern standard time.) WCAP, WASHINGTON (469 METERS). G.SS--Announcement of major league baseball scores. 7.00 Joint program with WEAF. WDAF, KANSAS CITY (411 METERS). 4.S0 Milo Finley's Orchestra.

7.00 School of the Air. 9.00 Special program by Fritz Han-lein's Trianon Ensemble and the Plantation Players. 12.45 Nighthawk 'Frolic- WCAO, BALTIMOHE (SBO METERS). 12.05 Musical program. S.OO Concert: State Normal School Glee Club and Orchestra.

Edna Mc-Eachern. glee club director; Paul Thoenselder, orchestra director. 9.30 Frogram of popular music. Bert Thomas Dance Orchestra. WEAF, NEW YORK METERS).

i 102 3.00 Alberta Kawashima, violinist. Mina Kiss, soprano. 4.00 Women's program. 4.30 Joel Coffee, pianist. 5.00 Dinner music from the Waldorf.

6XM) Edythe Lamberti, soprano, and Michael Lamberti, 'cellist. 6.30 Thornton Fisher sport talk. 6.40 Francis May, violinist; Alfred Y. Cornell and assisting artists. 8.30 Gypsy String Ensemble.

"9.30 Phil Baker, accordionist. WJZ, NEW YORK (455 METERS). 2.00 and 4.30 WJZ matinee program Luncheon music; fashion talk; daily menu; tea music; musical program; stock and news reports. P. M.

The Story Book Lady. G.20 Financial developments. 0.30 The Royal Trio. 7.30 Estey organ recital. S.35 M.

S. Pinafore," by Brooklyn Light Opera Society. 9.30 Ben Selvin's Orchestra. WHN, NEW YORK (3CO METERS). G.30-10.00 Popular program.

11.00 Midnight Bohemian show. WOR, NEWARK (105 METERS I 1.45 Edward Morris, pianist. 0.00 Frank Dailey's 0.20 Daily sports resume. 7.00 The Piedmont Trio. 7.30 "I See by the Papers." 8.00 Dr.

Sigmund Spaeth. "Common Sense of Music." S.ir "Minstrels of 1924," by the Craftsmen's Club of Ridgewood. WOO, PHILADELPHIA (500 METERS). tj.30 Adelphia Concert Orchestra. 7.30 Weekly health talk.

7.45 Musical program. 8.10 Erno Rapee's Couccrt Orchestra. 9.00 Organ recital, Mary E. Vogt. 9.30 Havana Casino Orchestra.

WFI, PHILADELPHIA (305 3IETERS). 5.00 "Sunny Jim, the Kiddies' Pal." 5 30 Meyer Davis Concert Orchestra. WIP, PHILADELPHIA uO! METERS). 2.00 Recital by artist students. 3.00 Radio mah jong lesson.

5.05 St. James' Orchestra. COO Uncle Wip's bedtime story, WRC, WASHINGTON (401 METERS). 3.00-6.00 WRC matinee program. 6.00 Children's stories.

6.20 Talk on education. KDKA, PITTSBURGH (328 METERS). 2.15-5.00 Baseball scores. 5.30 Organ recital, Howard Webb. 6.30 The children's period.

7.00 Radio Girl Scout meeting. 7.15 Political science lecture. 7.40 Stockman and farmer reports. 8.00 KDKA Little Symphony Orchestra in Spanish program, wilh Leora Sage McKenna, soprano. WCAE, PITTSBURGH 4ti METERS).

5.30 Dinner concert program. 6.30 Uncle "Kaybee." 7.30 Joint recital, Helen Gilmore Co soprano Mrs. H. F. Logsdon, pianist.

10.00 Late concert. WPAB, STATE COLLEGE, PA. (2S3 METERS). 8.00-9.00 Musical program and educational lectures by faculty of Penn State College. WGY, SCHENECTADY METERS).

5.15 Week's sport review. 7.15 Address, Frank M. Smith, director American Farm Bureau Federation. 7.25 Address, E. P.

Felt, State Entomologist. 7.35 Address, Prof. M. V. Atwood, State College of Agriculture.

7.45 Women's Chorus of New York State College for Teachers. WHAZ, TROY (380 METERS). 9.00 Popular dance music by the Campus Serenaders. Concert selections and educational talk. WGR, BUFFALO (319 METERS).

5.30 Chamber music recital. 8.00 Evening musical program. 10.00 Lopez-Statler Orchestra. VVAC, BOSTON (278 METERS 5.00 Children's half hour. 5.30 WNAC dinner dance music.

7.00 Concert program. AVBZ, SPRINGFIELD (337 METERS). 5.00 Dinner concert, WBZ Trio. 6.00 Baseball scores news. 6.30 Kiddies' bedtime story.

J.40 Concert by the WBZ Trio. 7.30 Concert of music of Colonial days, by All Souls' Church Choir. 10.00 Methodist Conference summary. WLW, CINCINNATI (30i 8.00 Program by Cincinnati Alumni Chapter of Mu Phi Epsilon Sorority. 8.30 "Dixie Stars," Al Bernard and Russel Robinson.

9.00 Talk, the Rev. Father O'Connor. 9.10 Woody Meyer's Orchestra. WTAM CLEVELAND (390 METERS). 6.00 Dinner concert program.

6.35 Baseball scores news. 7.05-7.30 Dinner concert. WWJ, DETROIT (517 METERS 3.00 Detroit News Orchestra. 7.00 Detroit News Orchestra; Square Dance Trio; verna Pattison, coloratura soprano; F. V.

Durkee, tenor. CKAC, MONTREAL (425 METERS) 1.45 Mount Royal Concert Orchestra. 4.00 Weather news stocks. 4.30 Mount Royal Dance Orchestra. CFCA, TORONTO (400 METERS).

S.0C Musical program. The Bell Syndicate. Inc.) Aunt Het BY ROBERT QUIIXEN "I like soup and I'd have it frequent if it wasn't so much trouble to git off of Pa's vest." (Copyright. 1934. Associated Editors.

Ino.) Aunt Priscilla Says: You kin serb cowcunibecs sebril ways fo' salad, Miss G. B. Here's a c'uple ob ways dat's real e'sy CUCUMBER, TOMATO AND WATER CRESS SALAD. Pare yo' cowcumbers an' slice 'em bery (thin, drappin' 'em as you cuts em inter ice water aat am rite salty, an' lettin' 'em stay in de water fo' 'bout a 'our. Wash cress an' dry it.

Cut off all de long stems an' cober yo' salad dish wid it. Den peel an' slice as many, tomatoes as you needs an' lay 'em on de cress. Ober dese put yo' sliced cowcumber an' on top ob all put yo' dressin'. I uses may'naze, but you kin use jes de French dressin' if you likes dat better. Or you kin fix a salad like dis CUCUMBER BOAT SALAD.

Pare de cowcumbers an' slit 'em rite down de middle. Skoop out de sof pa't an' lay 'em in ice water, wid or widout salt as you likes bes'. Chop a little ob de solid pa't ob a tomato an' a little green pepper real fine, mix wid may'naze an' fill in de cowcumber boats, after dryin' 'em well. Put a lump ob may'naze on top ob each, lay on crispy lettis leaba an' yo' salad am re'dy to serb. Aunt Priscilla will be very slad to answer questions.

UNCLE SAM SAYS: BACK-YARD POULTRY KEEPIXG. In every household, no matter how economical the housewife, there is a certain amount of table scraps and kitchen waste which has feeding value, but which if not fed, finds its way into the garbage pail. Poultry is the only class of domestic animals which are suitable for converting this waste material into whole some and nutritious food in the form of eggs and poultry The Federal Bureau of Animal Industry advocates a small back-yard floclr to utilize this waste and has published a booklet on the subject. It points out the advantages of a back-yard flock of poultry and gives instructions for caring for them. Readers of The Sun may oltain a copy of this booklet free as long as the free edition lasts by writing to the Division of Publications, Department of Agriculture, WasJi-ington, D.

asking for B. 1331." 50,000 Pounds Of Clothing Expected On "Bundle Day" Slides In Movie Theaters Will Call Attention To Needs Of Near Eat Relief. Slides projected in many motion-picture theaters early this week will call attention to "Near East Relief Bundle Day," to be observed Wednesday. According to officers of the relief organization, it is believed 50,000 pounds of old clothing for overseas refugees and orphans will be gathered in Baltimore on this date. The organization cares regularly for approximately children in orphanages and refugee camps, in addition to a largg number of aged men and women.

All branches of the Enoch Pratt Free Library and the majority of Baltimore churches will be bundle stations Donors are asked to send their bundles to the nearest station marked with a "bundle day" banner. Packages also may be sent to Near East Relief headquarters, 11 West Franklin street. I ft A WOMAN says to me: "I wish you would write an article on daughters 'selling themselves' to their mothers. I am oversold to my daughter. No matter how tired I am, I make an effort to entertain her.

She makes no such effort for me. If she looks bored, I invite her to go to a play or the moving pictures. She never invites me. I consider her wishes, her tastes, her ideas, her prejudices. She never -defers to mine.

Why shouldn't there be more reciprocity in the commerce of attentions between us?" The reason that a daughter doesn't try to "sell herself" to her mother is because she does not have to do so. The trade teas made, the bill of sale icas signed, sealed and delivered on the day on which she was born. From the very min-t lite in tchich the doctor pnit a red, wrinkled, squirming little bundle in mother's arms, and said, "It's a fine girl, madam," mother has groveled before her. And it is human nature, and especially it is young human nature, to tramp roughshod over a doormat and kick it about. MOTHER has given, given, given, and never demanded anything for herself.

Mother has sacrificed, and never even called attention to the fact that she was the family nanny goat. Mother has admired without even suggesting, that she herself had a few points worthy of the glad hand. Mother has always put daughter before her, and daughter naturally leads the way. Daughter isn't to blame. If you set a girl up to be queen, and if from the time she can understand anything at all you foster her selfishness and egotism and arrogance, and teach her that her will is law in her little world, and that she is the one to be placated in every way, how can yon expect her to be anything but a despot, ruthless in her disregard for the feelings and rights of others? Yet that is the state of affairs in the average American home.

It is ruled by a bobbed-hair flapper, who dictates to a successful business man who may govern a thousand employes with a rod of iron, but who trembles before his own 18 or 19-year-old daughter. IT is Sadie whrags papa and mamma, bored and cursing, over to Europe. It is Sadie "who evicts them from their comfortable old home among old friends, and lands them in a brand-new palace among people who laugh at them. It is Sadie who sets up the butler of whom they are afraid who picks out the new car; who determines every movement. "Sadie says" is the fiat that settles every detail of their lives.

Sadie has the family "sewed up in a sack," as father would say, and so she no mO'reries to sell herself to her parents than' father would spend time and money and effort going after a contract that was already locked up in his safe. i mvottm hard, on father find II IO frO I' I 1 if mother. It isn't what they looked 1 FASHIONS BECOMING LINES. Made in dark blue crepe with pleated georgette front, this styl.would make a stunning best: ItTs particularly good for the older woman who wishes her frocks to be youthful looking, becoming and at the same time to express dignity. This design, patterns for which cut in sizes 16 years, 36, 38, 40, 42 and 44 inches bust measure, is adapted to the new cottons both plain and printed.

In the medium size (36) 414; yards of 40-inch material is needed. Price, of patterns 10 cents in postage stamps only. Orders should he addressed to the Baltimore Sun, Pattern Bureau, 22 East Eighteenth street, Neio Itork city. Use no other address. The pattern service has been overwhelmed lately by the heaviest business in its history.

This has caused delay in filling a small percentage-of the orders received, but the situation is now being rapidly corected. BEDTIME STORIES BECOMES DIMLV CONSCIOUS TMAT AMOW DJvY HAS ONE DT OPEN TO LOOK AT IT OUTWARDS 6UN AND TV1AT THL UNPLEASANT LIES AHEAD OP HIM 1 il i NLVLK 6L1 UP DECIDES THAT WHEN DOESN'T NAVE TO HE SETS TO BE HIS OWN BOSS AMD GET TO THE OFFICE ON TIME HE'LL FLOPS DOWU FOR OUST A SECOND. TEE.L'b THAT IP HE COULD JUST HAVE ABOUT-ANOTHER HOUR'S SLKP-HE'D GETUP "READY TO FI6HT THE WORLD BEFORE NINE. O'CLOCK am. Finally gets himself fully awake, wonders TOYS WITH THE 1PEA CF DROPPING OFF AGAIN AND TAKING A LATER.

TRAIN BUT "REMEMSER.S PIE'S BEEN WHY THINGS SEEM SORT OP, QUEER -THE" HOUSE SO QUIET AND ALL'-NOT A "BIT UKE USUAL IATCX3NCE THIS WEEK VAWNS HEARTILY 3 READIES WITH A FLASH, OP COURSE ITS SUNDAY WOW DID HE HAPPEN TO PORfeET- SPREADS HIM-bLP LUXURIOUSLY FOR. ANOTHER TV0 HOURS' SLEEP SPENDS THE TWO HOURS IN UTTER MISERY TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP AGWN 9 McQure Newspaper Syndicate S'M.