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i might)? clpselif 'boat jonr doln's Theology in Quarters. Sow, I's got.a notion In my bead dat when von com to die, An' de 'lamination In de Cote-bouse in de ski. Yon'll be-'stonlshed at de dat de angel 8 gwine to ax i When he gits yoa on de an pin "oo- to he'll ai you Jn de night. An' de water-million question's gwffK to bodder ion a Den j'S'ejes-a open Klder dan ebber to. befo'.

When he chats you 'boot a chhken-acrapo dst happened long'ago! De-angels on de picket-line ertong de Mlliy Way 1 lWTi11 bt ria So muter wS yon want to do, nomatterwhere yon'a to tad It out an' paw It 'long de i make a rasa an' A I i de line; An' ofen at de meetin', when yon Why.S^nd de newa-kitin' by de golden ulegrapb; Den de angel. In de orb, a ij de gate. Jes 1 read, de wid look an' daps 01 Blfite Den you better do yonr duty an' keep yonr con- ahead an'watchln'whar JsrtJr while de tune'U come to jonrney from de Ian' An' dey'll take yon waj np In de a'r an' pnt yon on da Den jS hab to listen to de clerk so' answer mighty itraigbt, Kf Ton ebber epcc' lo irabble froo de alapatter gate. The Ctnlvry for January. Loss ami GainJ CHATTEB I.

taken a year With billons foyer dador pronounqed me curefl, but I got, sick terrible pains my" wd anil I gol bud I CoulB tot move Irom 228 H- to 120 1 I had been doolor- Inir 1 for my liver, (ut it did me no-good. 1. did not especflo live mortibarisix months. IbeSanTo use flop Bittera. Directly ifiite my pains left me.

myien-- frresVate seemed renewed as if by Dublin tfilM 'SI. I CBAPTEBII. Maiden. Feb. 1,1880.1 (Jeotiemeo- female trouble, for years in the most terrTble and eicrucurting manner.

No medicine or doctor couW give me relief or I used Hop Balers. The flrsfebottle Nearly cured me;" The second made me as well and strong as when, a child, "And I have been so to this day. My huBbaqd was an invalid twenty years a serious I Kidoey, liver and urinary cbmplaint, "Protounbed by Boiton's best Ehysi- ciaos-- i "IncurabteV" bottles of jourj-Bitters cured him and I know of the "Lives of ieight persons" In my neighborhood that been saved by your bitters, And nany more are using them with prepared to ThB Humor of tlie Day. OLD AM47.IS' ORA6B. A few months ago Colonel W.

P. Grace, one of the most prominent lawyers of the gTgl benefit. State had occasion to make a horseback They alft wild district lying between loomed, wStboot work too hard wlth- -Xn. J5.L Stack- Ho eat too ontrat; doctor all the time; take trnms acWtiioI. and then yon will utlt.

which i. answered In three words-Take the vUe nos- togtl lui. with Hop Deceov' ine without a bunch of green Hopaf Shun all tbe yilc, poisonous stuff. in their 4-ly KNOW THYSELF, A GREftT MEDICiL WORK (S Eihanrted Vitality. NerfoOT and prmiciil Debility, Prematnrs Decline la Man, Errors of iontb, and the untold series resulting fromindiscretionoreicceses.

man, young, middle-aged and old. It contaim 125 prescriptions for all acnu and chronic dinguses each one of which is invalnible. So found by the Author, whose experience for years is such ai( probaWv never before fell to the lot of any physician bonnd in beantiful (French mnilin, cmb'owed covers, foil guaranteed to be a liner work ifi -rery sense-mechanical, literary and profes- urn any other work sold in country for 5" .50 01 tbe money willbcrefunded Inerery instance. Price only XX) by mail, poet-paid: Illustrative sam- ule 0 ccnuj. Send now Gold medal awarded the author tlic National Medical Association, to tlie offl- of refers.

Tbc Science ot Life should be read by the young for Infraction, and hy tbe afflicted Jr relieT. wjll no nrember or society toiwIramThc Science of Life will be uwful. whetht-r youth, parent, instructor or Address tbe Peaboily Medical Institute, or Dr. W. U.

Parker 4 Bnlflnch street. who may be consulted bit all diseases reqniritic skill and eipe- nonce Chronic and obstinate diseases that bare oaf. fled the skill' of nil other physi 9 upecialty. Such treated incccss. without an Instance o(.

faiFP ure Mention this 1 April 1, 1884-11. Pavne 1O Horse Portable Engine has cnt 10,000 ft. Michigan. 44- Path's pow- Our 0 "liont Wt Guarantee to irumlBh pbwerto saw 8.0M feet ot hemlock 10 -lionre. ISHmewUlcullO.WOft.

in tiak time. Onr Bn- are GDARAirrEiED to rnrmsn a horse-power on 4 less fuel and wau than any other Engine not fitted With an Automatic Cut- jS. If you want a Stationary" or PpriJible Engine, Boiler Circular Saw IMill, Shafting or Pullies, either casfior Meddart't Patent Wrongbt Iron' Pulley, iend for onr illuitrated Catalogue, "A 'or Information and prices. B. W.

PAYNB 8OSS, Elmira, N. S5. 18U4-3 PRESTON HEiRMANS, journey into a two great mountains of the Oiark range, in Arkansas. One day, while Ihe heat was intense, he came upon a small log house surrounded hy a fence of poles. An old fellow wilh long, yellow whiskers, like the dead on silk on an ear of sat on Ihe fejice, engaged, it seems, in the work buffalo gnats.

How are yoa?" said the Colorful, reining up his "Little pearler but I ain ISO, powerful peart yit," slapping at a gnat. Will you be so kind as to bring me a dipper of water?" Dipper he repented, contemptuously. 1 I uifl't seed a dipper sense I went down ter take a look at Ihe Lcgislalur. Ef ver drink here, stranger, yer'll uafter i a gourd. Want it?" Yes, I am thirsty enough out of a straw hat." The old fellow went cabin and soon returned will) a wmril drippiiig with wuhr.

The Coluntl Vok the vegetable vessel, turned it up. but only for a moment. Spitting out ihc'Wer, the gourd and said: Put a thermometer in that water, and it -would run to a humlrad and flfly." about thai, but a wiggletail in it an' he'd naper 'round mightily." When did you tlraw itv" a tlrawed; it was Totch." did yon bring it from the spring 1 Day afore ytstiddy." Why haven't you brought some since?" 'Cause this ain! give out yit, an' anuther reason is, wife she's down wilh the chills." Can't you. leave her long enough to get 'Taint thai. She ain't able to go airier it She teml(j ter i ilow far is the spring?" 'Bout three milus." "Which direction?" Fust one an' then lulher.

ful crooked." Why don't you dig a well?" too hot." 1 Why don't you dig one when It's cold 'Cause the ground's friz." How'far is it to the next house?" "Thar ain't none." What's your name, my friend?" "Patterson. What's your name?" My name is Grace." "What exclaimed the squatter, dropping the gourd. Air yer the feller they sings about at church? Yer ain't old Amazin' Grace, air yer'' Well, dog my cats. Git down I've been wantin' ter meet yer ever sense I heard 'em sing about Tr so much. I reckon yer air powerful hand at rasslin', hain't yer? Jis' git off an' fling me down once.

I never wur yit, an' daddy he told me 'fore he died that Grace would come 'long arter a while an' fling me. Yer wuz a mijrhty long time comin', but yer air here at hjat. What, ycr ain't gwine ter leave? Don't reckon daddy knowcd what a man I'd be agin yer gol here. Wall, 'er good-by, Grace, don't reckon I'll ever see. you no Trardfr.

THK LATEST SOVE1.TT IS Visitors entering Lincoln Park at Garfield avenue have long admired the pair of bronze sphinxes placed on opposite sides of the drive-way; but their beauty and valua as works of art have been greatly diminished in the eyes of many by a late transformation. These sphinxes possessed well developed busts, and, it was said, attracted too much attention from young people. The sphinxes are the gift of Mr. Andrew McNally, of Rand, McNally and some Ihree weeks ago he caused metal breastplates to be contruct- ed and fitted on each the statues so as to conceal the voluptuous outlines of the bust. Mr.

whose residence is directly opposite the Garfleld-avenue entrance to the Park, -was asked last evening why the change had been made. He said; "Well, laat summer, you remember, when there was so many grangers in town, they would como to the Park with their wives- and sweethearts, and as soon as they saw the sphinxes would stand with open mouths and gaze at them, never having seen anything like them before. They would stand and stare and laugh, and a good many people got to talking about it. It got to be a nuisance. The city people never appeared to pay.

any particular altenlion to the sphinxes, but the country people, were not so familar with high art. Mr. Dibblee, the manufacturer of the statues, said he had invented a new style of sphinxes with less conspicuous frontal development I had him fix these cuirasses so as to fit the figures exactly. They are now in accordance with the new style which-Mr. Dibblee is TAUGHT HIM POLITESESS.

The pay-train stopped at Willow Bend to pay off the railroad hands and to liquidate claims for cattle killed on the track in thatsec- tion. A gaunt, hungry-looking granger stepped up to the smart young man who was dis- i pensing the cash in the rear end of the car. Got my name on your books, Mister?" How should I know unless you tell me your name?" "Kerrect you are. You have got the edge on me there! Well, my name is Rufus McConkey." "Yes," said the young man, referring.to his books; Mr. McConkey, IJiave got you down for a hog." Have me down for a hog, have you? Well, I'll have you down for a half an hour, and I'll be on top of you, toakin' it sorter excitin" to you if you don't revise that expression.

Now, say after me: 'Colonel McConkey. School Trustee, Fourth District, your name, sir, is on here list, as a boney'flder creditor of the I. and 0. N. the amount are $10, tbe vally ot'jne spotted Berkshire hog; said amount of $10, it do me proud to hand to you.

Won't you have a cigar, fn, uau luroe puuuua. 4ttl-u-. iicvtvul DBIUJMC uclulu I he smart young Assistant Paymaster rej ion order any It wiu cost you only wha. tie pealed aflefoMr. McConkey, word forword, IST'afd'VremUum handed Mr.

McConkey Ihe ten dollars and Agentct Proflion SSflOrder, then gave him a cigar. ColoneJ McGonkev pnt the hammer ot his sll shooter hack tn amounting to $15 and OTer. All necessary papers and k.lf.o~,v TM tosHucttom are packed In wUh sample, Corps of Instructors: M-. Principal. Prcdcptrew.

ASTRA E. KELSEY.Jonte ACddotnic DTM't JENNIE E. FAKKEIt, Senior Grammar l)ept LSLIA HOAGLANT). Junidr Grammar Hop MARY 1. WOBTENDYKK, Intcrmediat-; A Dep ADDIE'L.

MORSE, Intermediate t. ANNA ILLICR. Intermediate.0 Den CARRIE J.HAS-nSQS. Primary A Dei't. 8TJSAU J.

PAttKEE Primary ThonnirormsaCceMOf thiSjKboM.ihirli the isitlie most of clcnt management. The aWndance bf I on-rMUeil. stndeute lias Increased from.ft'ar iciir, and iflnjf effort will be spared to sustain its good tatioii. 9 Tbe methods of instruction arc wnicn have been approved by the Tl tecl- boota! are Bupplcmenled witbjotal mttrncttou tiy teachers no pains lire, unirfeil to make the. fo imci of study Interesting and Hiordugb.

For-tlic bem-fit of those wlio Intend tr vnaKj UMClilni: their profession a leac'hera" a i toincd and tanglit by thp Prhlcliml. 1 are to fctuiiunu. Two etucly are tfwv to Miiiiub! General Course ia prepare teaching or otber active dutiQs of life. lie ratory Courae is ticsigncd to prepare I 'liege. Kates of Tuition per Tjerri- Th3 tott fcr Collfgo to preptic eludonu Academic Gramnmr Department Intomiedlute Primary, Department The BCbcJjl year is divided into three terms, thrt'c Students will be admitted at r.ny tinij dii-idg tl.e echopl year, and tuition will charged from -date of Board can be obtained in good families at mojlcraic rates, and when desfrcd, rooms for cclf-t Agticnltnral Points.

us, LU.AKCE TQUK ACCOUNTS. Dtctuibur not only winds up the telfl work of tbo farm for the A car. but brings, orolishlto bring, tbe farmer facts face will? his debt and credit account And It is all important that he should atuJy these with ui much caie as any problem which Mivefoiines before him in his farm life. It JP is perfectly clear that if he is losing instead i'of making he ought either lo quit Uhe busindss or cbaoge his methods. That is obviously, the of common sense.

But il is eqiially clear that before he I can a conclusion he must know what his and debls. on the-one side, aid what bis gross income, on the side. (ire. If'lhe form'tr t-scceds tho bni lost they are equal he cimies out even; if latter exceeds the former he has matlc soiirthtng. ie crimftaraltvely easy lo keep a genera! account of cxpenrtimres.

One can tell wlmt he pays out for labor, what for fertilizers and what for blaeksmithing. He can allow, say $15 a year for wear and tear of each plow animal; so much for wear leaf of each Wngon, antl so on for the various implements used on his farm. Taxes' and interest on value of farm stock he knows. These items cover most of the points under.the head of expenditures, provided no provisions are purchased for tun- ning the.farm and eamjRh are made to- run it again the nexti yfcar. It is easy also to'keep an account of your gross sales.

Now suppose the total expenditures just equal gross sales, what has the farmer maflcor lost! 'He has made his house rent; firewood, bread, and other perquisites of the farm. with a family of auy size, it is true, a small matter, but Hint should not satisfy him; hojought to make a good more; at least seven per cent, on the cost of the farm, improvements and implements. The' per- qulsites mentioned Kbove should an offset for his brain work in planning and superintending. -Jle is cerlainly enticed to as much for his personal work' in this diiection as he could get if employed by some one else as a manager on another farm similar to his own. PROTECT 'vqvjrt ORCirAnDS.

qrcliant is work be done before If it bos beenneg- WtelLs oro JOHNSON VAN DTTSEN Hbtuehold Interests. OT84POITTAH CAKE. Take of powdered lump sngar the weight ot six eggs Ia tneir Shells and take Half that of pptato-flour; separate the whites from the yelks of tho eggs beat up the lat ter with the sugar, adding tho grated rindof ne lemon Whisk whites to a stiff AMERICAN MARBLE, GRANITE, Ket ham'8 Sales Stables. or tombrtonoofjored by any other Coaler In this State or New Tork, HOMES FOB POSES eonstantiT on sublet OB Pwfl rtnet, boro, Pa. Baym and oth- fti wo iBTftM to call at mr Stables at anj time aad i jpeettlleaUink.

ROBERT M. KOTCHiW Wellrtoro. Decembw 16. 1884-u We can exhibit designs of Iho latest IngranL cute all orders on short notice and 1 S2, ra Shops 04 East avenue, JKtt the Hotel, I i. and will, eta- 1 HALE SOI A i A For Conrft.r!i;,..;on, AfltKraa Gatairti.

Delility i 'jlhcuiitatiRm, 'and alt atll the The Great NiUonilSpocillc for of CMIHS, COLDS, IHFLUEIIZA, SORL THROA'S, LUNffanfall BROIttHML The Honey the Plant soQTiiBS mi, BCATTEES all irritations atid infiammations, and tte Tar Balm Mies Bottomed CLSASSKS HEALS the leading IMgs. FIVE additional gtedienta keep tho orgaris cool, moiat; and ntalrtml wonderful and action. nccess. of Honer or A Cough may fitly termed the preliminary stage of Consumption, 0 dtS anabdy of BALK'S OF HOKEHOUND AND and (fanffcraut mixtures Bear- TAR is the smfett prc VKiiin. Thcftfore, delay not a moment to lartiofluco.mnoundnanJe.qr A CBRTA SPECIPiCi CHILDREN dcriv.

great hscent A. CAI1D. having received ereat and permanent ll: from Uie use of COMPOUND OS v.i and adminintfrmi by STAKKET iflfled thai it nce, and 1I jtat la claimed Tor consider a which wt owe LO many iU who are Buni-rinp from cbroctc and BO-coiletl l0c to do fcli that we irtues "known to inspire ttr pab- TKADK MARK. For Sals by all Druggists. fBZCSili-SOe.

ana 91. Large Ohsapert. ijole ftop'r, XewYork. PIKE'S TOOTHACHE DROPS CURE IN ONE A SURE CURE FOR Principal. GEO Vf.

MEUIIICK, rrca't. WellBboro. 14. 1884. 1..

L. llAlLHk, In Sheep, Russia xiSbS's i. nnExt Has been mndo ia a liunclredi THE STANDARD. TVebstcr--it hnsllS.OOO wjord-i, SOOp Kncrnvlnjrs, and at NeW Jliographlcal rillJl'FStamfitnl in Gov'l Printinc Office. I cnpics iiiJ'iiL'lie Bolioo s.

Sali- 2O to l-'of nny other serif j. aid to mukc.a Best help lor MmoIacturerB of BtricUy FtrBtrClaiB I STEAM ENGINES ant BOILERS, CIKCTrLAH BAW-iCbiB, Machinery for Tanneries, etc. AIM, Af cuts for the Sale of the Celebrated Jndaon Governor. Repairing at Reasonable Rates. Comine, N.

Aug. 12. 1884. -U. i i i i Those who i i A i i undertake to raise p.n orchard without an inclosurc sill find Ihemsclves.sadly miitak- en; cattle go for young trees as' far as they can see llicini' A young tree defoliated, barked and will rarely recover, and if irfay is well be grubbed, up.

Cattle phouldj'rjot. bave access to any or; charil; they will consume and dtistroy Ihe, fruit, browse fpon the lower branches of the litccs, as far as they can reifch, lo their great injury, tvi-n, in winter. Horses 'do less misniilcf. Hogs, sheep and should not Ue nllowvd tho run of the young, orchard; ihcy will invariably rub, bark and injure the younjr In bearing 'they are great (advantage in consuming wormy fruit, worms aud all. A MASH.

California a favorite and rather a new kindiof maeh for horses is coming into use, composed of two quarts one of bran aud half a pint of flaxsced. The oats are first placed in tliu stable bucket, t)Ter which is placed the Unseed, boiling water added, then Ihe bran, covcring)the mixture with an old rug ami allowing interest thus for five hours; then the mass is-stirrcdupwell. The brau tibso.rba while' retaining the vapor, and the linseell liiails the. oats and bran together. A greater quaintly of llnxseed would make the preparalion too and less One feed pcrday is suflicicnt.

It is easily digested and is especially adapti ed to joimg animals, a i ume rather than lo their height', giving substance to the frame.i TOO HIGH BRliErijNO. A correspondent writes: "It may bS considered heterodox, but I desire to place on record my opinion that the breeding that has been followed to develop Uerefords, Jerseys and others has neei carried to an eilreme, so thut many of the consist of animals that are as delicate aa'bothousc plants. The catlle'lsge at fairb that generally please, me the most the grade I think cattle will make a belter record, year ia and year out, nn.thc tvvcrago farm than wi 1 the finely-bred cattle. Blood will tell, Ihere is no doubt about that, and there is also doubt that excessive in-breeding, and too assiduous pampcTing'Will give an impaired animal, no matter hfl.w good- the blond." OATS Akl We O.o not tvi.dh lo recommend Oats as a principal farm crop, yet il is plaia that more profit can be had now in oats, than in wheat, while, with proper management, thcre'uc'ed he no fear of The renovator is grass, or grass ar.d clover, the more of the latter the' better. AU, ITS FORMS.

Chronic. Inflammatory, Muscular, Artie- ular, Sciatic, also Gout, Neuralgia and Lumbago. medicine ii ptirely vegetable and is guaranteed relief The hcatity of it is, it affords almost rcliel, without drugging the system with M- compouriiU, or ruining the coaling of'llw dangerous system is 'not debilitated by its use, but on, the ated. itrtnglhcned and regener HY 224 W. Water Elrnlra, N.

T. -roH sits BY AH oancGisn. tfc. rm Bomi. Dec.

23, 1881-Bm. the egg whisk. Pour the mixlure in a but tered border mold and bake it in the oven until done. When cold cut the cake In hdrizorjtal slices half an inch thick. Make a strong WfMP boiling-' one pound of su- gar with half a pint of Add to it a little mdfe-than a quarter of a pound- of chocolate, grated.

Stir the mixture on tbe fife until it becomes perfectly smooth. Spread half the slices of cake with apricot jam, and half with the above chocolate Icing. slices one over the other, so as fnrm the cake again. Trim the slices IO lorm me usnu and aammisteren neatly and ice the cake completely over 4 paLiN, ot fi.uideipbia, and tx with the chocolate icing. This must "be, done quickly, and the icing should be kfpt for it soou- Ornament the with any bonbons or sweetmeats, which iicwuji must be put on Before the icing has time to pal( cool.

APPLE DDMPLINUS. If you have half a dozen old teacups with broken handles and cracked and nicked Sides, cups you have been wishing would get broken, just pile them away with your baking-dishes and use them exclusively.for that Line ux well greased cups with pie paste roiled scraps left from pie-making be used. Take half a'pound -of beef suet free from tfkin'and chop very I' fine; put two cups of flour, a pinch of sslt and a trifle of baking powder In a add the suet and a cup of water, snd mil. After, the cups are lined, fill them sliced apples; sprinkle on one cjp suffar; wet the edge "with milk, and cover with more, paste. Set them In a stew pan and pour boiling water around them till it reaches half way to the top; cover arid steam three-fourths of an hour.

Turn the dumplings out-each, in a saucer, and sift over Ihem. Serve with a sauce made by boiling together for twenty minutes a cup of sugar and one and a half cupsot water; then remove from the fire and add a teaspoon each of axlract of mace, 'cloves, and gin.er. Peach, raspberry apd currant dumpings be made in the same manner. i BiIEAF TIDIES. Tidies for thtL-Ommon sitting-room should nave I-T- They -n tiom statement wl: true, nor pub.

whtcll are no' iianl, zi V. IE order to niU of lliT Jftartcy educated, irrteUifft-ui and const; IP.II- will not. we are FUH-. make any ihoy do TJotf r.r U-lievt -tx- any lentiraoniaJB or of f'hUadtlpt-'il fier "Arthur'i Hinnt a natural inijuiry in refyu-d I fctauuViny arii to i. und in thf the above cani i and of cbc Onr "Trrati biPtory of this rcmarkiible cunt: prlaiug cnrea ISronchltlp.

API! i i i i i a i widely kn ol und mode of artion of ligrut. and a larpe rx-cord of and a i rangt of chrorSf DrV STARKKY i I'ALK' Harper's Bazar. di-K-ripti wittl 11H I i lh- cuful pu Uie in ihe itia: anrf tni- f.utrt Art filept ftu.hinns m-lbotls r.f I and Is dud cut rm: ho. lu Standard Authofifiy-iv'tVth, F. H.

Court. Recoinm naV(i t.y SUfl Schoqlsin SO folli 6. C. MERBIAM gfiddj Masi I material and of a kjrul rtfied. A pretly titly that is matloof white fringed out to the depth 1'jy five inches, tbe edge is iiinl further fringing-; two beginning of the fringe out crosswise, and a rib- is put in so that the jear in the form of squares; pretty.

-This tidy ia long be gathered ia tlic ceu- 1 with a or may be iindly with white thread, nis description is crocheted Lad bus two spaces left for jto be run in. In place of silesia doubled may be is finished with friuge. tms of the chair may be; it in these only one space be left; and no fringe is for InfantS and "CastorJft is BO well adapted to chiidrori that I rfeconnneiid i as Bupcrior to nnr prescription known to me A. ABcnsn. M.

111 So. Oxford gt, Brooklyn, Y. Caitorlfv tairs Colic. Sour Stomach. Dlarrhajd, Eructation, Kills Worms, Bleep, ftnd promolai digestion.

Wltfiout medication. i BEST NIC. Att absolute cure Rheumatism, Sprains, Pain in Hurns, Galls, c. An instantaneous Paln- relieviug Healing Remedy. I a fust its merits before paying fimlra, April 15, 1884-1 j.

tofust its merits before paying tnition. Address I F. M. AUflHI HOP PLASTER Tirtuea of U--cta. Its power iM wonderful In curing cthgr plasters stftiply TelleTQ.

'Crlok In "the Back and Notk, Pain in tho SiUo or Limbs, SUflf Jo into and Masctes, KiJtiry Rheumatism, Kvaralda, Sere Cheat, AlTcjrtlonii o( thoHearf ahd LlTor.nndallpalnB or aches In cored inctADtlf by tho Bop floater. tSf Trr A cWnta or flvo for A nfi HaUcd on rooulpt ot price. Sold and country i Proprietors, Boston, MM constipation, loss of appoUto and diseases of cla tofca ITayloT'a Stomach acd, UTOT oeata. Dec. 25.

1883-ly. rot This medlclna, combining Ircn with puro vegetable tonici, miicltly and comilewiy Cures Dyspepsia, IndljicnUiyi, nod NearalalDt. is an unfallinff rbmccly for of tho Kidneys and It is invnlimble Diseases a Women, and all who lead Ecdentan ves; It does not injure the teeth, cause hcadaciie.flr produce constipation--oth'r Innl ma iqinctdo. Itcnriches.and piihfics ijmlalcs the apnetilo, aids the assimilation of (ood, relieves Heartburn ami belching, and strength- is the muwlcs nnd necvefi. For Intermiiieut Fevers-, iiergy, C-, it lias rlo equal.

J83-The pnniine Imsiibnve trntlc irk nji'l crossed rc.d lines in wattippcr. 'Jake no otlitr. BfcaeOBljbj UROW 8AIT apKE, JID. 18K4-ly. haYBjtisi retat! frcm Hew TMi.Hfe.Jfe wsjspe ten days in iakinji advadage of the prices, COLORED Si: tiought tlie same TO SELL AT $1 THAT OX' AGO SOLb AT We will-lien BLACK BROOADE ai $1 that was Jnly 1884-ly.

rkt. S1.2.V. one that a (id eo.n Uou'i fail to lX)h nt onr BLACK SILK. can nhow the- groaicst Vuricty of Silks in plain antl brocridc-d to bo fo i id au rwl We have a great fliany new i up. Iefore seen, We Uoftght a great rttrtety of Keal La(, i Outtains, Antique Ap- plicii, Madras Bilk aiid jPino; Turkoiimn CurtainE.

clover does so well as in past yeajrs, because 1 of the ravages of insect pests. Tbiuse may (Jisappear, however, as 4hero ia to Relieve Ibey will, for in many iofesled'Oelds clover in jibe If si yepMJ nv two has returned to its old character. The main question for farmers what the crops shall he with reasonable (jx- of Untbandman.1 IIJAOVE TOUR STKEKS. Stock husbandry, thai base of good farm- lag, is coming to the front. The late high "r.rice for first-class beef, has had a good jf- feet and giveiii.lhe stimulus of (nent, Now "ivbat needed to push the 1 breeding nod raising of good steera slill fiir- Iher forward and to increase their, production ia collect und reduce to principles the facts and experiences of our.

slackmen. If isre allow that il is settled as a fact that' raising of steel's and the fattening of ox- eo'-avcrages well iu profit with other branch- of farming, then we may-direct; our ,1 "THE OLD 25 YEARS IN USE. Tne'Greatest Hedipal TrUmnh of the Ago! indorseti a Uovfrr trie World. SYfRPTQIflS TORPID LIVER. Lfpssofappstite, tiye.

satiorTin. the siiauldar Laftereat- iuff. "witll disincliiiRlloii to exertion of bodvorffladi irritability of temjS- eiyljtrw spiritSjLoss ofjnemoryiWith ofjiavlngJgeBleoted some Highly colon DBE15IE5TI a (miciktnjf IH tlmrcnl teat of a tob-icco. It ia regal way of Broofcinpf. You pet mr.ro directly tbo flavor and Iragrapco.

You toko tho nmoko cooler, aud the'-tonic ok-Mi'iiOP and Kftfer. Pipe smoklEff In to a fine art TUc more tbo tinostion of adalterated tot acco-forcta itself ou the ttnokcrs, tho more tlcsirablo Jt becomea to liriow rrecisely what you are ampkiiig. In JiJactweU'elhill Durham Smoking Tobacco you lisvo agnartntep, always, that it Is Nature's own unadulterated prrduct. Its frau-ranbc. flaror and niisuria63ed quality, are derived from Iho noil and air.

A very attractive line. NAudjwitti rnr vt'ry and i- varied slock of Sarsapari-la 19 A highly concentrated extract of Sarsaparilla and other roota, combined with Iodide of Fotas- Bloi and Iron, and is tbe reU- atilf; and most economical "Dlood-porifier that can be used. It tnrariabl expola all blood poisons from the system, and renews tho blood, and restores ita vitalMne, power. It la ttie best Imovn rcmeily pr Scrofulft and al) ficrofolous Bryeip- EaemA, Blncworm, Blotches, of the Skin, as also for oil disorders caused a thin and impoverisliqd, ot corrupted, oBjcidition of the blood, aach is BhieiimaUsm, KJBiiralKla, Rheamatlc Gout, General XebUity and Scrofulous Catarrh. Inflamnatoii Rtieumitisra Cored.

AVER'S SAB9APARti.LA( has cured me of the Inflammatory RbtmnattKm, witt which I hare suffered for jnany years. IL MouttE." Ia: Marph PBKPAJBED BY to the, best kinds of. steers and oten to the raising and fattening of them. 1 PAY ISO MILCH C'OVfS. No breed has yet shown' itself publjcly to the Jersey9 in and until breed shall have, by au.

thcDticated records of the performances j)f a large number of cows, shown that it at least equal-to the-Jerseys, the latter will have the pt-cfcrcncc of a vast of 8-4 Hand iobmTflbHLinen praplcwhowmWieye'il better to keep.a Jersey' in her "ptriod of milph-yielding and give her awaj. if need bu, rather than keep a cow of any of the breeds of which it is said liy their RE UNHEEDED, JS'BB BSTELOPEn TOTT8 KLLS arc especially adapted to such oases, onO-doso offeets'sncti n. cbwigo of fueling-iw'lo astonish the Buffcrcr. Tho.v IncrenSo the Appetite, and cause Ibc to Yakc on thtisthu sys- nonrislir'fl, and by tbcir Tonic tnr ptooln ftra pi-Ojfluccd. PncejiR oenta.

March 4, 1884-1 to a i A GHAT IIAin or WHISKERS chjiiigotl to a GLOSff BLACK by a singlo application of thi3 ITE. It imparts a natnral color, acu InslimlATiSonBly-. Sold by Drugglsta, or sent hy express receipt offtl. OfJlco, 44 fOUr ray Rew York Sept. 2, 18Si-iy.

We feel that we can hiit tnc mort fastlUiouk And ll IKS tojconipli i soiai, it will IKS tojconipli ie yynf iai, of our, THAT NKVKR W15AE9 OlJ The citizens of conotywho hjivc patronized us so liberally in the past pre luytUi'i to look at this, the best andcneariest utock we had. All others who go to Ellmra to trade' arc al to at I least inspect our gootls of? all live floors jf olir store. that. when their milk fails they will rfluke Yon will find somethingIhat yoa.want land the uricei i i will be right. I bcef enough-lo buy fresh cowa.

DURLAr PA 102 104 West Water Street, N.Y: COMPLBTB--- levotod to feHonro. mechanica, camber illuKtrxtRd Tritfi eplendid This pohlication, a mostrslaatle informatiaa which no person eaonld without. Tho popaUrity of tbo BciZ.TnFid AMEBICAS Is Bnoh that Its circulation nearly paparaof IU class cnmhincA- Drtconnt to YORKSHIRE O-f the new breeds of domestic animals in- No. 30 Broadirar. r- i ban a riroMy tort Ik lore the Fatcnt'Office.

more than One aDplications lor, conntriea. for securing inTiBntcrs thi Knl Sold by all Druggists 5h six bottles foil I wont kind o'frnjf und 1 tiff curei ladeteilJao BinJnR Tmllti ItdelBcmcy, Hut 1 wlU MBit HABLS-THEATIRB on IMi dlceun.to wijonKmi 'QlToRx: 4 A book cr 100 pagcajon I fjW and C'oartBhip, sent firee 0itiott Pnblisbtiig J. Send Sc. for pontage. Rnd Uarte, id all other Iheirririltel EnttaiaT fdroiin oounttM-, at ohort notice and terms.

Information to tratonta ehectfnWy ivan flithdct Hand-bookj of infopna- Patcnia obtained Mran i Co. are noticed in tW Scientific The advantaRp of Bnoh noticn iawell nnderstood byaU perfionBwho wiabth dispose of ffipir patents. hOapranc SCI Broadway. KOTT York. 1UTKD simple of onr Fan to who will onta and copies wi G.

BI.AIKE. Ditp histfyiajf TM tortraettona are packed tn with aample." We notify Half-cock, aud then tlroda out, mattering: by maU wheTIre ship Ttnlr vugp. of" Some city chaps think they're smart, hnt Jterinffonr sample give 03 plain Post-office md express ttejll find the, to out TM S. tf swmmM i. CHUSTMAS PBESEHT.

Young it you have a girl and hare nothing to ufler her for Christmas, ofler bet Sendiut'cara cshetree, coatly boioIgScxfawhich help aUi of clllicr tb mora T. San. OMOO, MrcadV. cmpl, cd and more MOO ptr nuibtli ptiid. work ever llto inplylat once tq The Henry BUI PnblisHtos Bortfich, Ct.

i When Bab; ick, we gave tux Caetoria, Whcmte wwaCbild.Btiecricafai-CaaKiria, Wben she became a MuB 1 ctabg to Gatoria, Wben abe bad CMldrao, nfie gave to emGaatoria. Jalj 8, 1884jlfT .1. I OO-SSTAEKES Bnil- i find at-fh3 office of the more atteotion or excited interest thaQ the small Yorkshire pigs. Though leps widely known and distributed than some others, it must be remembered lhat their introduction to American breeders scarcely antedates a single decade, and near-' ly every herd of any size in "the United States traces its origin to the herds of two enterprising breeders and. importers.

SHORT TEATS. There is nothing more objectionable it the dairy than a cow wilh' a short, hard says the United States this feature is often discovered on the largest and best milkers. There is ay danger thai, the hired man will ight such cows, and therefore the owner of the herd, if he docs nny of the milking, should take these cows under his own special care. SAWDUST BEDS. The farmer lakes pains to "nake up the bed for his cow or horse-gains many times the cost of the labor in so doing If all material is passed through the culler pre- TiouB to being used for bedding it not- only N.

T. adds to tbe comfort of the animals, but aa- aists ia the. matter of cleaolincus, by reason of its great power of For this reason sawdust is becoming a favorite. 1 HIGH MiKOKRS. An "Calvert, Texas, Maj 3, 1882.

I trislv toexprefls my appreciation ot thfl rali-ablo qualities ot Ayer as conjh remedy. wiiile 'pritt CliurchIU'8 army, just before tlie battle of icfcjjburg, I contrftoted a se- vorg cold, which terminated In a daneeroafl cough 1 found no roliel till on our mareh we oaune to a-countrf Btoro, where, on asking. for some remedy, I was urged to try ArEfi'a CKERBV PKCTORAL. I' did BO, and iras rapidly onred. Since then I baro mo, for family and I harafotnd' it to oa on invaluable remedy for throat and lung Oiavaaes.

J. "WV Thousands of teatimonials certify to to? prompt 'aura of all branchial 'and btnf by use of ArEE'e CBEBBY PECTOKAI- Being TTOTJ- palatable, the fooog- est cliildion take ic readily. rKEVAJttED BY Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Dmggiflta. be of inexpei may be lai arrawers these crash; the end! of four or poi overcast to pr inches above t' threads are bon is run i drawn threads the effect ve! ecfough so that let; it may be simply fasteaec.

Another tidy ol of seine twifce; narrow ribboi ribbons slripi used. The bo Pieces for the made to match for ribbon aho required. rfrii CAKE. Put into a largip pan three quarters uf a pound of buUei bQalen to a cream, then add half a sugar, when the two are well three-quarters of a pound of Carefully stoned, six ounces mixed candied peel finely chopped, sis bitter almonds and one ounce of sweet almonds pounded, tbe strained juice and the gtlked thin rind of a lenion, a pinch of powders cloves, two of powdered cinnamon, ihejxtb part of a nutmeg fourtom df sifted flour, half a gill of aew milk and tkeijyelks of six eggs beaien up wioyAass of pale brandy. As each ingredieuBs added the mixture must be well stirred3 stir in the whites of the eggs whislald to a and continue beating Ihe mfzticro rapidly for twenty ruin- utee; then turn it out.

into a calie-tin lined with buttered ppur.auil bake iu a moderate oven for hours and a hair. Turn out the cake carefully, and when cold leu it, or it may be sqrwd plais. BAfteti A A flrta head of white csbbngf in plenty'-of cold salted water, cut away ihe lough part of ftalk, and tben boil the cabbagb fast of boiling salted water for fifteen unules; or until tlie stalk iu the leaves isifboder enough to be easily pierced with apfafrk, tbe cabbage ia being boiled put over' the fire a paucrptm containing a Reaping tablespoon each -of flour and bulfer, anti stir them until Uiey are smoothly jlended; then stir in enough milfc to makepi'SBUce of tbe consistency of cream, let a couple of minutes, season it palatably wilh salt and white pep per and use the cabbage. the cabbage is lepd'er-drain it, chop it a little, put it into anleajrthen suitable to senii lo the table, iuwith the sauce, made as directed aliovje, dust a layer of powdered crackers or cover it with tilae bread crumbs, andlptJthe dish into oven; as soon as orumbs are browcf serve it hot. I pN rSUOKTCAKK.

Make a exactly like a strawberry sj.o'tcake. AVbilc this is baking grate the peel Of? a lemon and squeeze every drop of juice it into a bowl; then lake half a cup glasses, a teacuplof water, a little lumi butter and a tablespoon of flour. until it is jJist about as thick as bdrrai custard. When ihe shortcake is it iu two parts aud pour the mixture oWfr'the lower one: thtjn Uy the upper part boUdtn side up, uud cover that with the custard. "Use a saucepan for tjiem.

If when done appear soft and full of water, put in a cloth and squeeze the moisture thien ada a little sal Li ami butter; a teaspoon! of sugar makes the.m taste milder. iliah -If, however, they are verlf rjnice'looking turnips, elicc them, put butter on them and pepper well, serve them. An hour will boil they are very hnnf. ONIONS, After the outer skin let them soak in for a cotiple hours, or longer you- libje them mild; letithem be cooked in iyci.jng water, which should be pretty sailed; drain off tbe water as soon as are almost done; (hen let them simme milkuotil quite tender; add a good bit o. gutter, pepper and salt.

CURfe FOR DT6PEPSIA. Ten eating lake as much common the- end of your totigue as you can 'Bellow without. and drink half a on quokitJK. Ibi- Mil' atti-uEK is or UK of its hu Of 1 ri lo th(- I (-'. lliistraLinnr' of HARPER'S PERIODICALS, IVc ARl'EK'S VOUM- FRAK: stir ARE UBRARY.

Une Fret or Canada. in tht The Volumes of HA.ZAH bcg'n with the ft Number for '-each yrar When no time mentioned, it i di-retood tliat iliii fifbKr: to commence tbe Number noil sTier rucc-ipt if order. The lant Five Annaa Vulamoc of lURrra'a in (unit cloth binding, i i 1P -c of i one di frt-iirht doi't- not ti $7 00 JH.T volume. Cloih for cch oltimc, soluble for i be writ hy mail, pi-'paid. on Hcniiltancec chnalri mudc tiy Morn-v OrdtT or Drafi.

to avoid of out the ej-jtrfjf rrdr VRPEH Aiidrctw HARPKH UHOTnEItS, New i r.N:o:'-r:Ai3 )K YOUNG FOLKS. Attractions for 1884-5. No i i Bi-lii tl.c place of pan'iit. ut a -nr. ii.fiiit'iicc.U) a wondcrfc.

Jiot oitra vague to ray LO take ST. i not to t.tk(- carnort o-diiy, should levi tho editorial ruirtrt of A DODCK. familiar lo hundf -Is of thnnMyidc -i- and i turpn-rt -d inU'iligtn'. oisManliy -dimr nr.d To-rfay. IIP rtr i iiathy with Ito he have fresh To-rfay.

IIP rtr i- in it- whon'- L-rowiti i i i a with ILC life I i i of ilii-'itiovcnien! of -Dts. airfl cri-atini: lit'-rary aud a i i wourwl 'or future niitiihiTc of ST. I i i i i a a (torj- for nojs. hy tr-t i i T. Trowhr l'i r-onaily inrated on a raon- in Hy 1 H.

i i i rorr.pn in to "Hi-tori 1 0 E. lit -at! for BUMIH-W-- to hoy atnc'- ti a a has- i i with pr'V'Hiit-ri; rcpivw-malivt- of vdnun- LnirtcB HV 11... f) Ktl. DV Rof. 'IT Vmiiit; KulkK," -eric? of pa liy H.

-'Ilf-li-ii it th'. bo a Gohlin," by IM-W M-nicr. Chap. Carrvl. Short Stnro;" Louica M.

A tt "T'lts of Invcniwn "From a Frnm to etc paper-, by E. Bolioa. "Ar: for t'olkf on tiviMiaiidirraft. i U'U d. i uf feian Baker.

rrlf bong Writes. i by II. H. St. Nirhol nd i fncny i Hall.ick K(wtc.

JoaqQin Millt-r. to wril-T, AI. B. Hum -HI! rlciiu'iii, i i i K- wot FliONTIS TlK' -uliM-ripti. jusi tc A fri-e I Harper Waekly.

II.Ll'STKiTED.- wilj 'O Of a tbe Head. Allays Tnflaminat I Heals UioSores. Restores the Sense of Tiuite Smell. Aquick poslttveCure. 50 at "QjijgEistB.

Send for cttcnlar. Sarii- more) of better. frequently. Sugar cu(T ly and yefc i warm water, the hotter the medicine, and balhe has DO' taind itj' )ositioc ihe liuditif, ncwstiuwT in Aint-Tica. ufc a consul: jacr HtL-rary mill it IK ahi to offer for crjftaiug year uiieqnaiea 1 pre 11 volnmr.

a i-Apital Nimtuf ariicwf Bpeciii ir rnci- to Llie br.il SouLit. incluGf llic Erpoeilion ac KBW OrU-inp; tnterUuniJT iinortMorir mostly illurtiJhrf.anil imjxir.afii ll1 1 iLoriUry on trie topics of UK' ly fw frnm nn-fiP or i i HARPER'S PERIODICALS. Per TIAHPEIl'S WEEKLY A A I A A I HAHPKH'S A A 'V" HAKI'KlfS VOl'NG rEOPI.K K'S A I SyUMU: I I A Out' Yt-tr i-V- can madt; lo bakfe quick- ve a delic-ite brown color if Volume- iifr for tn of the 1 i lii: Ul Lt before them into Ihe oven The world-mown in aunt-' Wet them (iy with milk and sugar. Dis JSi 1 i 1 e.rinthemllk. 1 pa FHed hamifor breakfast ia much cut the night befi All tbe county news.

Bbell, Good and to The AGITATOB coats ouly three cents'! week. yoor Bnfawrtbe for -ft Tiii- KivcjAjnniial Valomc--" LT, in Otai clotb buidiDU. will aai' paid, or hy mt of fmirht ilw" n'ot txcerd one 1 87.00 JH.T mail, mlome). of biankj-. A veterinary writer says that mangers SliLLihg iu aw; ui viincr eex.

mora AoiTAToB "BI njjj aisortin mt or A veiennary wnier suya mnt. 1ri i iy1 Ul anytbin? el cle sboiild be nearly on a level with- the feet, i ml4. PmtuneB awa.t the thcimdrt nawonable tinwb. PnU listjcif all tbe DR B. EASTMAN glvw Bpcclal attention to the preservation of tbo teeth, Witb experience of nearij ItTrent yeaM ip-BQrglcl aun rmechQtc) dentistry, he it edabled to "rest all of diseased teetk gams.

Artificial tcetto, frtom ODO to a fall Bet, nt reasonable 1 prices. FeopI 9 who come from a tUetanqe can relyoi a propipt eracatioh their the i most tcaronable tiriwis, PnU list; of alf tbe knit in stock rent freo Adircw EABSEO Ift -'-I and that high mangers irritate' th tiroat" and create a. tendency to heaves. paid in yon have the beet paper in Tioga county sent to your addrcis. THE AGITATOR, ed when thAblUcs are and are allied to soak sll night in 11 cup of water to which a tablespoon of sugar bus jbeen added.

This aoflfens the meat and takes out of the salt taste. A. pretty faticy, much appreciated by the chi'ldTen, is work a row of KaU. Greena- is to be pul'across the end of the curtain, in the childXiftbom The curtain presumably a Hcljllvnd shade, and this band may be stitcher place. the figures are disconnect ill rmrs in Kensington stlitcb may be placed groups of WELLSBORO.

October 7.1884. VVSPAPERI.