Ironwood Daily Globe from Ironwood, Michigan on July 29, 1965 · Page 25
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Ironwood Daily Globe from Ironwood, Michigan · Page 25

Ironwood, Michigan
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Thursday, July 29, 1965
Page 25
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J, M ,»»^ 1 !• f (• n/itv cicrr. 'CAMWOOD. CLEVEM Gilbert's 'What Young People Think' Jokes Range From Elephants To Vampires, Survey Reveals By EUGENE GILBERT How do you stop a child from dribbling? You take away his basketball. How do you drive a baby buggy? You tickle Its toes. Why do elephants have wrinkly ankles? From wearing their ten n i s •hoes too tight. Jokes such as these are mak- Sidnow Personals Mrs. Gladys Flndley, son, Charles, and daughter, Mrs. Beatrice Wakeford, visited her son and daughter In law, Mr. and Mrs. Robert Flndley, and family in Bruce Crossing r e - cently. Mrs. William Lintz, daughter, Beverly, and Mrs. Stella Deane have returned to Rochester. They were accompanied home by Candy Crawford. Mrs. Gladys Findley and daughter, Mrs. Marguerite Beck, were recent Baraga callers. ' Mr. and Mrs. Peter Thompson and family, Trout Creek, recently visited here with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. William Davis. Mr. and Mrs. William Rolloff and family, Sheboygan, W i s ., are visiting his parents, M r. and Mrs. Thoedore Rolloff. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Shelley left recently for Ann Arbor for a week. Mr. and Mrs. Emil Golden, Chassell, visited at the Perry Thompson home recently. Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Ball, ishpeming, visited her mother, Mrs. Beulah Grooms. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Thompson and family visited her parents, the William Christens, In Trout Creek for a weekend. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Hardes and Mrs. Perry Thompson were recent Chassell callers. Clifford Beauprey visited Mrs. Beauprey, who is a patient at the Baraga County Memorial Hospital. Mrs. Evelyn Longrie and son, Wlllard, were recent L'Anse callers. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd O r e e n returned home recently to Berrien Springs after spending some time here at their home. Mr. and Mrs. Otis Bloomhuff and son, Randy left recently for Battle Creek to visit his parents for several days. Mrs. Clifford Williams has returned from L'Anse, where she was a patient at Baraga County Memorial Hospital. Elderly Woman Killed ROMULUS (AP)—Mrs. Lydia Timas, 72, of Belleville was killed Wednesday in a two-car smashup at a Romulus Town- ihlp intersection. Ing the rounds these days among teen-agers. They may be funny or they may be silly, depending on your viewpoint, but they aren't too different from the knock-knock and shaggy dog jokes of other eras. The three question and answer stories popped up when we asked hundreds of teen-ag e r s about the kind of jokes that have been popular in their sets. .That elephant story was not a rarity The girls and boys surve y e d made it plain that elep h a n t jokes are still leading the popu larity parade. Other types of jokes mentioned bore such terms as sick vegetable, political, vam p i r e telephone, fabulous and pickles Or, as 17-year-old Barry Rig gins, of Halethrop, Md., ex plained: "All sorts and varieties some clean and funny, some sexy and ridiculous." A penetrating obser v a 11 o n about sex jokes came from Stephen Patrick Barnlcle, 17, o: Worcester, Mass. He said, "The thing that strikes me is that the ones who tell the sexiest jokes usually are the ones who have never gone out with girls in their lives." In reply to a question abou what dress fads are popular this year, we got some expected answers, some unexpected one! and some we couldn't under stand. What, for instance, Is "laced-up capezio?" The girls, said 18-year- o 1 d Sharla Bailey, of Oklah o m a City, are wearing "Madras prints, ski jackets, weegi a n s wheats, blazers and exclusive sweaters." Or they're wearing according to Jacqueline DePas quale, 15, of Steger, 111., "A-lin dresses, jumpers, ruffled blouses shoes with straps, patte r n e d stockings and long stra i g h hair." And if you'd like anothe opinion, here Is what's popula: among the teen-agers in St. Fe tersburg, Fla., home of 15-year old Michelle Mizzoni: "Bows in the hair, knee socks, class pins and pierced ears." Most of the girls told about the dress habits of their own sex Oddly enough, many of the boy —asked exactly the same ques tion—explained what both thej and the girls were wearing. Fo example, 14-year-old Regus Fil ben, of Dover, N. J., replied "Stockings with designs 01 them and turtleneck shirts." Pre sumably (we're not sure), t h stockings were for to girls, th shirts for boys. Chuck Williams, 14 of Pomona Calif., said the boys are wear ing "light pants, suede shoe and long hair." Listed by Ore Dentuer, 15, of Columbus, Ohio were "jeans, white levis, madra shirts, tear-drop shoes." 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