The Dorrance News from Dorrance, Kansas • 3

The Foolish Farmer aJULJUJ! A I A A I A fATAXLl AlAl1 Miss Druyee Rankin ahd Mr Piper, chaperoned by ye editor and- drove to the Smokey Monday night in search of piscatorial refres anient. Nary a bite. 1 "he? Quick Service II Onee upon a time there was a Foolish Farmer who had a hen. "Now," thought he, I can buy a dozen eggs and have the hen set on them, I shall soon have a dozen chickens. These in turn will lay; Harvey McDowell- of Junction City is visiting at the home of his sister Mrs A I Thielen more eggs which will become chic Lunch Room and Ice Cream Parlor.

CHOP kens, andby6-and-bye I shall have Miss Julia Mills returned to her I a poultry farm. And they tell me there's Money in poultry. home in Russell Sunday Evening after a weeks visit here with her siuer Mrs Thielen, So thef Faamerwent to a neighbor and said, I want to buy a dozen eggs." The neighbor replied, "I haven't any eggs, but they say carrots have all the properties, of eggs J-ll sell you a bunch of carrots for Almost nothing!" Mr Robert Mog and children are visiting' with Mrs Mogs parents of Ellsworth Kansas. Everything to Eat or Drink Fresh Bread for Sale at All Times. We buv Wheat all the time So the Foolish Farmer took the Robert Mog was in Holyrood; the first of the week on business.

Carrots and set the hen on them. The Poultry Farm didn't pay Ex-! i Farmers Elevator Co penses that rear. MORAL Mrs Faye Williams of Wilson is here visiting with hornefo'lks how. Emmet Cooper, Manager John: Shaw is harvesting at the Oliver Sprinkle farm this week. tyro Eiiikiiiiiti itii ni ititii riTn-rriTi The fable teaches that if you want eggs: or anything else to get Results you must go to the man who deals in them- and if you want Advertising that Reaches the Buyers of this communit you must use your home paper The Dorrance News.

Henry Sechtem is on, the route again after a few weeks vacation. Crabtree Crabtree are touching up the interior of their store with a coat of paint. Classified Adr ertisinjr AHVES? time is here, and so are we with a new and "up-to-date Get yomr meals at the Golden Belt Cafe. FOR. SALE, FOR RENT, WANTED LOST, FOUND, ETC.

line Good Merchandise. And re We print Calling cards. Dubuque items Jerry Nicholas of Dorrance is helping Will Harrington harvest. life member we can fill your orders in a prompt and satisfactory manner Our prices are positively the lev We are glad to note that Mrs Donovan, of Beaver Creek is able to be around again. Miss Tina Har rington went to Bunker Hill returning! est our merchandise is only All ads under this heading 4e per line per issue.

Minimum 25c. Copy must be in in by Wednesday night. Found Girl's gray coat with a Baptist pin thereon. Owner can get same by identifyin coat at the News office, or see A Bister feldt, Route 3, an paying for this Mr and Mrs Jackson are of grade visiting at Kansas, this home Wednesday. Mr John Weber of Wilson spent a couple of days in Dubuque visiting his parents Mr aiad Mrs Nick Weber sr.

week. Someone is going to get a $350, piano absolutely free. Mr Dan Casey was- in Claflin on business Tuesdav ST Jr Mr Jim Harrington went to Lu: Mr and Mrs Perry and family 1 1 1 Phone your orders Free Delivery Badger Lumber Go.T Successors to Dorrance Mercantile' Co 0 are occupying tnc jatricson place. ray csaturaay iook alter ms-farm there, returning Monday. Wanted A few more customers to" take milk, which will be delivered.

Thomas. Our Clubbing Offers Train N. 3 had quite-a time one evening last week off a number of "free" passengers. Born to Mr and Mrs Edward Polzin. Wednesdav.

Tune 18th a sr can save vou irom 2dc to Owing to harvest rush everyone is sticking close to home and as a result news items are rather shv. $1.50 on any publication you nrav wishto subscribe for if 2ou will take advantage of the follpwing liberal and exceptional offers: Name of paper daily weekly The Dorrance News $1.00 twelve and one half pound boy. Jim Casey hauled wheat to Claflin Monday. Miss Isabelle Harrington of Den ver Colorado, is visiting here with relatives at this writing. Miss Clara Ban worth, who is attending normal at Great Bend was here-and spenc Sunday with home-folks The majority of the farmers are cutting their wheat this week-Mrs John Woydziak received a Fresh bread, piet; and cakes- at The Berts' Faker v.

1.00 1.001 I. oo 1.50 1.00: Salina Journal $3.75 Pbst 3.50 Star-Times 5.30' Topeka Capita? 4.75 Mail Bree- Wichita Eagle 5.00 Frmting Printing Adam Black, of is -visiting Joseph Garrett and family for a few drys. Farm St Home; semi-monthly 1 .00 Farm Journal, monthly 1.00 telegram Saturday, from Tipton Missouri telling her of the- death Miss Mae Shaw went to Sunday, for a few visit with relatives-. Print i Remember, tire above prices include one year's subscription to the Dorrance News. We can get 1 Clyde Hoskins here from you any publication' on earth at re Priiiting' Printing.

Lawrence. He will assist Woodie of her mother. Mrs Jacob Polzin, of Claflin is here visiting her son Edward Tracy Kramer of Ciaflin attended. Mass at Dubuque Sunday Miss Amelia Hitschmann of duced rates. Send us your order- Wright during harvest.

all he would have to do would be to The Dorrance News $1.00 Printing Printing Printing' Messrs Ed Rankin and Bert Chegwidden each received a cask of fine wine from Perry Brown, who is now at Lodi, California. We print tor ever bod arid Lawrence Kansas is- visiting" at the Alex Woydziak home this week. Miss Kate Schauf of Ellinwood, is assisting with the harvest work at her brothers horse. Miss Maud McDowell spent Friday and Saturday in Dorrance zX the home of her sisters Mrs A Thielen and family. Pete Weber was in Dorrance pack his worldly possessions and 1 flurry to the neighborhood of the equator.

There hd would find that the difference between his old and new self was really enormous. He could actually lift a small sized Bouse not so much because of his increased strength as because of the lightness of thehmitfe. Besides that, his spirits would be high and his energy redoubled. lie walk dozens of miles without feeling fatigue. We think that we hare labor troubles enough as it is.

but with the earth whirling faster tfte prob-fems would be greatly increased1. Labor would be dear near the poles and extremely cheap-' at tile equator, We it Risrht Mr George Siders, of Benton Kansas, former editor of this papier, is here taking in fixe harvest. He expects to- tt Dakota rom here in the near future. He is. still un married.

last Saturday on business Our prices are' reasonable a KoII Of Mr and Mrs i oieynof Gorham was here 'visiting at the- home of their daughter Mrs Thielen returning to their 1-chrj Sunday 1 and every one would go north for The following have, paid their subscriptions since, our last iss tie for which they have our thanks Kehler and john Mills sr of EHE'' DORRANCE NEWS PRINT SHOP' Russell wa seen 18 I Tir.j Mi eunLsaay good wages and south accordingly for cheap workmen. While this all may seem a bit ridiculous, there are several planets which revolve nearly as fast and if: man does exist, he must weigh not more than sixty pounds and should-be "able to jump as many, feet without a bit ri ortCMeaga Tribune. $1.00 $1.00 $1.00 Gottfred Steinle A Heinze Weinholdt Alex Best' to rnea vMhs Susie Thieleri ret; her home last Saturday morning after a 'wcafe'S lif Ovrhi.TL.