The Herald-Palladium from Benton Harbor, Michigan • 28

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1965 THE NEWS PALLADIUM, BENTON HARBOR, MICH. PAGE TWENTY-NINC 'Passerig 'ers From Life I i Si ft offered to reef or unreef a sail or perform a helpful chore of any kind. At the end of our cruise my host said to me with that faint note of hostility that creeps ultimately into every host's voice: "You know, you're really just an eternal passenger. You've made a career of being helpless. You don't know how to do anything, and what is more you don't even want to learn how to do anything." THE REPLY His ingratitude rather annoyed me.

So I endeavored to set him straight. "You are implying that there is no difference between a pas senger and a barnacle, I told him. "But there is. A barnacle is merely an inactive hitchhiker. "But as a passenger I've been quite useful tr you.

For four days I've praised your boat's performance, admired your skill at the tiller, listened to your woes, agreed that you were a better man than your enemies, and refrained from giving you advice of any kind. "Believe me, I have been of far more service to you than if I had merely pitched in and helped you fight winds and waves. You can rent somebody to do those things for you. What I have done for you is beyond price. Well, after thinking it over, my host admitted there was some merit in what I had said.

Anyway, he rowed me ashore, bought me a fast beer and said I would have to take a cruise with him again sometime maybe next year, maybe the year after. If acid indigestion keeps you up, settle yourself for steep right away with TUMS antacid tablets. Today's good tasting TUMS are fortified speed soothing, high potency relief neutralize til excess acid release you from the grip oFan acid-irritated stomach completely, gently, on the spot You can sleep again. Wouldn't you like that? 100 tablets, Quickly effective, high potency relief By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (AP) Curb-stone comments of a Pavement Plato: Some Hke to take the wheel in our journey through life, while others prefer to go along as passengers. It seems to me that the role of the 'passenger is an important one and has its advantages.

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