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moves in with Mary Jo, then loses his Job. (CC) 9:00 CDOGB Newhart The Loudons get a lucrative offer for the Inn. (CC) GJ Shortstories A young musician's first recital turns disastrous in The Concert Stages of Europe; a French boy's guilt causes tragedy in La Boule. 32 The Women of Brewster Place Gene and Ciel's reconciliation piques Mat-tie's suspicion; Kiswana helps the tenants, leading to a confrontation with her mother; Sophia slanders Lorraine and Theresa. (Part 2 of 2) (CC) 9:30 (503)8 Kate Allie Allle discovers a condom in Chip's pocket after he returns from a ski trip.

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The San Francisco Conservatory Orchestra backs Collins, Bobby McFerrin and others in an audience sing-along. 10:35 ran MASH Margaret, Frank and Radar give Potter anniversary gifts. (D 7:00 PM LIVE-IN Premierel Sexy new comedy from the land down underl (Advertisement) (DOCS Live-In (Premiere) An Australian nanny (Lisa Patrick) works for an American family. MacGyver An incident with crack dealers in his hometown causes MacGyver to relive a shooting episode from his childhood. (R) (CC) 85 (3) OB ALF Willie buys ALF an ant farm, then the ants die.

(CC) 7j3J (Z) 7:30 PM GREAT NEW COMEDYI HEARTLAND Premiere Enjoy the Funny Farm. (Advertisement) QDOGDO) Heartland (Premiere) A crotchety small-town bigot (Brian Keith) lives with his daughter and son-in-law. QSOGDGE) The Hogan Family David moves Into Burt and Rich's bachelor pad. (CC) (Q Patty Duke Candy-strlper Patty annoys hospitalized Richard. 63 Day Night of Molly Dodd A bag lady's vulgar salutation ruins Molly's day.

(CC) 8:00 (HQ (SIS) Murphy Brown Murphy dates a physicist (Buck Henry) to prove looks aren't everything. (CC) 18 The Women of Brewster Place Gene and Ciel's reconciliation piques Mat-tie's suspicion; Kiswana helps the tenants, leading to a confrontation with her mother; Sophia slanders Lorraine and Theresa. (Part 2 of 2) (CC) (Q My Three Sons Chip has no mother to supply a recipe for a contest. CQ Our Century All the King's Horses All the King's Men. The nuclear bomb's history is traced from Nazi experiments to There's one funny line in Live-In, CBS's incredibly immature sitcom about a teen-age boy who drools over the family's Australian au pair girl.

As the mother prepares to leave for her first day at work after the birth of her daughter, she 1 tells her husband, "OK. I'm all ready. Got my briefcase, got my Wall Street Journal, got my breast pump." If you don't get a chuckle out of that, you might as well forget about the rest of the show. Live-In, which debuts tonight at 7 (on KTBC- 1 TV, Channel 7 Cable 2), is a sanitized version of Animal House. CBS is obviously hoping that handsome Chris Young, who plays the drooling Danny, will become the kind of star young viewers scream about, but this show is more likely to prompt a different kind of screaming as in, "make it stop!" Here's the highly improbable situation.

Sarah (Kimberly Farr) and Ed Mathews (Hugh Ma-guire) decide to hire a live-in nanny to take care of their infant daughter when Sarah decides to go back to work. Let's stop right here. How many working couples have the money or the space in their homes to hire live-in help? Not many. Even if they did, why would they add the additional expense of flying someone in from Australia? The whole premise is an incredible stretch, from beginning to end. But back to the show.

The Mathews' teen-age sons, Danny and Peter (David Moscow), are delighted when gorgeous Lisa (Lisa Patrick) arrives wearing skintight miniskirts and middie tops. Danny's adolescent hormones kick into overdrive, although Peter is less obsessed. Danny and his obnoxious friend Gator (Lightfield Lewis) make it their life's work to seduce Lisa. At the very least, they are determined to see her naked. To that end, they drill a hole in the wall from Danny's bedroom to her bathroom so they can watch her take a shower.

I'm not exactly a prude when it comes to comedy, but the scriptwriters need to clean up some of the double-entendres. Three's Company had some pretty racy lines, but that show was about adults (at least in age) and was aimed at an adult audience. Live-In clearly is going for the teeny-bopper set, and some of the dialogue is inappropriate for young viewers. For example, Danny tells Gator that he has a date with Lisa. She has already made it clear to him that she has come to New Jersey "to take care of children, not to date them," but Danny has stretched the truth about the situation for his friend.

He tells Gator he just needs to firm up the details for his night on the town. time by four share points. At 6 p.m. the news race between Channel 7 and Channel 24 heated up, with Channel 24 holding onto a tiny one-point lead last month. In November, Channel 24 won the 6 p.m.

time period by four share points. Channel 36 remained in third place and dropped two share points from November. At 10 p.m., Channel 7 and Channel 24 switched positions from the November Arbi-trons. This time Channel 7 won, attracting 34 percent of the audience, while Channel 24 drew 30 percent. Channel 36 finished last and dropped a share point from November.

Last month the network newscast of choice in Austin was the CBS Evening News (on Channel 7). In November, Austinites preferred ABC's World News Tonight (Channel 24). The NBC Nightly News (Channel 36) remained in third place. CBS's blockbuster miniseries Lonesome Dove, parts of which were filmed in the Austin area, attracted an average of 66 percent of the local audience over four nights. The national ratings for the eight-hour miniseries was about 40 percent of the audience.

In other non-news ratings, trashy Geraldo on Channel 7 drew 30 percent of the audience to beat classy Oprah on Channel 36, which attracted only 21 percent. The two afternoon talk shows were tied in the November ratings. Weekdays at 6:30 p.m., Cosby reruns on Channel 7 gained ground, pulling in a whopping 37 percent of the audience, up from 33 percent in November. Channel 24's USA Today held at 20 percent of the audience, but Channel 36's game show Win, Lose or Draw fell from 15 percent in November to a paltry 10 percent of the audience last month. The game show tied with KBVO-TV Channel 42's reruns of Night Court.

In late-night programming, Channel 7's reruns of Cheers continued to dominate the ratings, pulling in a hefty 39 percent of the audience, leaving Channel 24's reruns of MASH and Channel 36's Tonight Show tied with 16 percent of the audience. CBS's Pat Sajak Show, which is tape-delayed by Channel 7 and starts at 11 p.m., debuted in January and beat both ABC's Nightline and the second half of The Tonight Show on NBC. Chris Young and Lisa Patrick star in Live-In, a series laden with double-entendres. Lisa comes into the room and bends over the playpen (thus affording the boys an impressive view). Gator's eyes pop out and he mutters, "This is your chance to get firm." Here's another example.

Danny and Gator's plot to peep at Lisa in the bathroom backfires, and Lisa winds up getting a quick look at Danny naked when he's changing his clothes. That night at the dinner table, she tosses Danny a sarcastic remark about "baby carrots." You get the gist. The whole show is in this vein leering, prurient and sophomoric. It isn't funny or even mildly amusing. This is one show that deserves the dumper it's headed for.

Look who's talking shooter Gene Catron. 11:00 (SO The Pat Sajak Show Jamie Lee Curtis; Marsha Warfield; Dixie Carter; humorist Roy Blount Jr. 11:30 Late Night Filmmaker John Waters; Mary Gross; marksman Lt. Joe Walsh. (R) 12:30 39 Later With Bob Costas Journalist Bob Greene.

9:00 S3 Donahue The mommy track. 10:00 23 Home Sandy Duncan; career women having children; do-it-yourself legal tips; a string Easter basket. 3:00 CD Geraldo Drugging of the elderly. QSO Oprah Winfrey Tightwads and packrats. 6:30 53 USA Today Palo Alto Shyness Clinic.

10:00 Arsenio Hall Tracey Gold. 10:30 35 The Tonight Show Guest host: Jay Leno. Guests; Randy Quald, pool trick The February Arbitron ratings are out, and the big news in the local news race is that a newscast actually won at 5 p.m. Channel 36 used to dominate the 5 o'clock time period weekdays with the game show Jeopardy. But in the February sweeps, Jeopardy fell from first to third place.

Once again Channel 7's early newscast beat Channel 24's newscast, this THE TURNING POINT A. Movies vler, Joan Fontaine. An Innocent young woman marries a British gentleman and inherits a maid with a hang-up. Oscar for best picture. (2:10) 12:50 CO MAX The Love of a French Pussycat (1976) Sybil Dannlng, Michael Cromer.

Sexologist's new maid bets on chastity before matrimony. 'R' Adult situations, language, nudity. (1:20) 1:00 03 AMC A Matter of Innocence (1967) Hay-ley Mills, Trevor Howard. Plain Polly goes to Singapore with her rich English aunt and blossoms into pretty Polly. (1:42) 1:00 CD SHOW Blade Runner (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer.

A 21st-century detective is ordered to terminate obsolete android slaves. 'R' Adult situations, language, nudity, violence. (2:02) 1:05111 KEN8 Let' Do It Again (1975) Sidney Poltler, Bill Cosby. Two Black lodge brothers fix a fight and bilk mobsters by hypnotizing a bony boxer. 'PG' Adult situations.

(1:52) 1:20 03 TNT Bureau of Misting Parsons (1933) Pat O'Brien, Bette Davis. A tough police officer sent to cool off in another bureau tries to trap a wanted woman with her own funeral. (1:15) CD MAX The Curs (1987) Wil Wheaton, Claude Aklns. A boy and his sister wisely avoid food and drink after a meteorite lands on their Tennessee farm. 'R' Language, vlo- lence.

(1:27) 2:30 CS BRAVO The Assault (See 10 p.m.) Evening 7:00 (Q TNT King's Row (Color) (1941) Ann Sheridan, Ronald Reagan. Sin surrounds a Freudian doctor, his playboy buddy and the buddy's girlfriend In a turn-of-the-century town. (2:07) 7:00 CS WGN The Wild Life (1964) Christopher Penn, Han Mitchell-Smith. A high-school wrestler parlies with his buddy at a swinging singles apartment complex. 'R' Adult situations, language, nudity.

(1:36) 7:00 (S BRAVO Miss or Myth? (1987) This exam Ines feminist opposition to the staging of the Miss California beauty contest in Santa Cruz. (1:01) 7:00 63 CBN The First Olympic: Athens 1896 (1984) Louis Jourdan, David Ogden Stlers. A French baron and a Princeton professor promote and provide for an International modern Olympics. (4:20) 7:00 CO MAX King Kong (1976) Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange. An oil explorer, a zoologist and a shipwrecked blonde return with a huge ape that climbs the World Trade Center.

'PG' Adult situations, violence. (2:14) 7:00 (B HBO A Night In the Lift of Jimmy Rear-don (1988) River Phoenix, Ann Magnu-son. A hip teen-ager ends up wiser after 36 hours of romantic escapades In 1962 Illinois. 'R' Language, nudity. (1:32) 7:05 CO TB8 Spartacus (1960) Kirk Dougla9, Laurence Olivier.

A gladiator slave leads a revolt In decadent Rome. Oscar for best supporting actor Peter Ustinov. (3:16) 7:30 CD AMC Jane Eyre (1944) Joan Fontaine, Orson Welles. Charlotte Bronte's Gothic heroine loves her moody employer, whose mad wife lives In the attic. (1:37) 8:00 3S NBC (D KMOL CB KCEN Desperado: Avalanche at Devil's Ridge (1988) Alex McArthur, RodStelger.

Framed drifter Duell McCall can escape hanging by saving a salt-mine owner's abducted daughter. (1:40) (CC) 8:00 (HQ PB8 The Turning Point (1977) Shirley MacLaine, Anne Bancroft. An aging ballerina and her former rival argue over the tatter's ballerina daughter, seduced by a worldly principal. 'PG' Adult situations, language. (1:59) 8:00 CD LIFE First 8teps (1985) Judd Hlrsch, Amy Steel.

Bloenglneer Jerrold Petrofsky uses physiology and computer science to help a paraplegic young woman learn a new way to walk. (1:44) 8:00 QD 8HOW Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) Robin Williams, Forest Whltaker. Kooky Airman Adrian Cronauer wakes up 1965 Saigon as disc jockey on Armed Forces Radio. 'R' Adult situations, language. (2:00) (CC) 8:00 CB DI8N Casanova' Big Night (1954) Bob Hope, Joan Fontaine.

A valet and a widow help a tailor's apprentice pose as Casanova In 1700s Italy. (1:26) 8:05 IIB KBVO The Deliberate 8tranger (1966) Mark Harmon, Frederic Forrest. Law student Ted Bundy leaves Seattle for Salt Lake City In 1974 and Is finally tracked down in Florida for a series of murders. (3:20) 8:30 CB HBO Dead Man Out (1989) Danny Glover, Ruben Blades. A psychiatrist evaluates whether a death-row inmate is sane enough to be executed.

Adult situations, language. (1:26) (CC) 9:15 CD MAX k-k-k 8trippr (1985) Film-maker Jerome Gary profiles finalists in the First Annual Strippers' Convention, held 1983 in Las Vegas. 'R' Adult situations, language, nudity. (1:31) 9:30 CB AMC The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker (1959) Clifton Webb, Dorothy McGuire.

An 1890s sausage maker's bigamist son fathers 17 children by his wives In two Pennsylvania cities. (1:27) 9:45 CO TNT Beyond the Forest (1949) Bette Davis, Joseph Cotten. The bored wife of a small-town Wisconsin doctor kills a witness to her affair with a big shot from Chicago. (1:36) 10:00 CD BRAVO The Assault 1 986) Derek de Lint, Marc van Uchelen. A Dutch boy sees his parents shot by Nazis, becomes a doctor and spends 40 years seeking truth.

Oscar for best foreign-language film. 'PG' Adult situations, nudity. (2:28) 10:00 0 SHOW Moscow on the Hudson (1984) Robin Williams, Maria Conchlta Alonso. Overwhelmed by New York, a touring Soviet circus musician suddenly defects In Bloomlngdale's. 'R' Adult situations, language, nudity, violence.

(1:55) 10:30 09 HBO Broadcast News (1967) William Hurt, Albert Brooks. A reporter, a producer and an anchorman form a triangle In a TV- network news bureau. 'R' Language, nudity. (2:11) (CC) 10:50 CO MAX Salvador (1986) James Woods, James Belushl. Free-lance photojournalist Richard Boyle and his buddy go to circa 1980 El Salvador.

'R' Adult situations, language, nudity, violence. (2:03) (CC) 11:00 CB USA More Than Murder (1984) Stacy Keach, Don Stroud. Private eye Mike Hammer follows clues all over New York to clear his buddy, Capt. Chambers, framed for cocaine possession during a bust. (1:44) 11:00 CD AMC Jane Eyre (See 7:30 p.m.) 11:00 CD CBN The First Olympics: Athens 1896 (See 7 p.m.) 11:30 CB WGN Gymkata (1965) Kurt Thomas, Tetchle Agbayani.

U.S. agents send a gymnastic martial artist to win the right to build a missile base by the Caspian Sea. 'R' Violence. (1:30) 11:45 CO TNT Satan Met Lady (1936) Bette Davis, Warren William. A private eye meets two women looking for a ram's horn.

Based on The Maltese Falcon, (1:15) Lot Might 12:30 09 BRAVO Mis or Myth? (See 7 p.m.) 12:45 CD HBO King of the Gypsies (1978) Sterling Hayden, Eric Roberts. Destiny binds a young Gypsy to Inherit the title of king from his U.S. clan's patriarch. 'R' Language, nudity. (1:52) 12:50 CD TB3 Rebecca (1940) Laurence Oll- mmm i f7KLRUYl Channel 18.