The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on May 3, 1997 · Page 18
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 18

Salina, Kansas
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Saturday, May 3, 1997
Page 18
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•BB SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1997 Fun THE SALINA JOURNAL ILUMMMM Nbept DESIGNING A BROCHURE WE'LL WANT TO EAAPHA.SIZE THE THINGS THAT /MKE OUP, PRODUCT UNIQUE. GOOD GOOD LETS SEE... CJE HAVE HIGHER PRICES... STALE TECHNOLOGY... FEWER FEATURES... AND IT'S HAW) TO USE. CAN YOU WORK WITH THAT? SUDDENLY I DON'T FEEL SO BAD THAT WE WON'T BE. USING 100% RECYCLED PAPER. Peanuts I PIPNT HAVE COLP CEREAL THIS MORNIN6 BECAUSE MY 5TUPIP BROTHER U5EP UP ALL MILK; ' BEETHOVEN COULP HAVE 60T MORE WORK PONE IF HE HAPN'T HAP TO WORRY ABOUT HIS NEPHEW.. S-3 UJHAT PO BALL PLAVER5 TALK ABOUT WHEN THEY MEET OUT ON THE MOUNP? Beetle Bailey THEY HA RETURN POLICY? THE NEW RECRUITS HAVE ARRIVE? THE INDUCTION CENTER, 51 (? SEE WHAT THEY SENT US THIS TIME Hand Lois Born Loser For Better or For Worse eUZf\0ETri WILL, Be GETTiKG- I WELL- I 'ite ASKED GORDON I A OONKER, OK? VOU KNOVJ. , HER LICENSE THIS aunMER,! TO LOOK AR.OUMD FOR SOME-) IF SOMETHING FALLS OFF -WHAT ARE WE. _>^ : •—i THINS. _/ OR GETS DENTED.IT WONT MPTIER. IJ08T WANT A MppgLiT's SOMETHING- PRIVE II GarfieM Pfchtos Rex Morgan, M.D. WROWG WTTH YOU, WB.LS-' YOUVe g£EKJ ACTIUG cgeepy FOR WEEKS.' you PI?/NK MOKE! YOU FOLLOW THROUGH/ VOU ACT A5 IF YOU DOHT CAKE ABOUT 1 PUT FOOD ON THE TdBi-E, CELESTe,,.THXT5 /ILL VCXJ NEEP TO WORRY ABOUT!. Jumble Crossword BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramuie inese ruur Jumbles, one teller lo each square, lo form lour ordinary words. BY EUGENE SHEFFEft KILSY s s s / r N v J 01997 Tr* (l rig Y Al Rigfits RH*fv-a GOOLI REEFIC ^ 1C > HUSTYP X" , i . A TACTIC THE MATTRESS SALESMAN USER Now arrange Ihe circled lellers lo lorm Ihe surprise answer, as suggested by Ihe above cartoon. Answer here : THE Yesterday's (Answers Monday) Jumbles: FLOOR PLAID BOTANY RELISH Answer: What the player considered the coach's request - A TALL ORDER Cryptoquip ATW VGUPKW XGBAGPK QGH IPHVPHHWI; P TWGUI TW QGH UEAAWK AE ATW XEUBH. Yesterday's Cryptoquip: AS THE WEALTH Y LAUNDRY OWNER APTLY THOUGHT, "IT SEEMS GRIME DOES PAY." Today's Cryptoquip clue: U equals R The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. ACROSS 1 Mustangs' sch. 4 Genie's home 8 Winter forecast 12 "Spring — Sprung" 13 Fraternal fielder 14 Commotion 15 Downsize 16 Greets the villain 17 Bard's waterway 16 Not even close 21 Eviscerate 22 Mischief maker 23 Libel 26 Pot-au— 27 Babe, e.g. 30 Retain 31 Capek opus 32 St. Helens spillage 33 "A mouse!' 34 Check- signing need 35 Trappers' wares 36"—Wied- ersehen" 37 Emblem: abbr. 38 Indications of doubt 45 Golden Rule word 46 High time? 47 Blackbird 48 Billy of rock 49 Poet Pound 50 Buddhist sect 51 Little lake 52 Tackle- box item 53 Lamb's dam DOWN 1 "Pyg- 9 malion" author Long skirt Previously owned British political party Soaring Academic More self- assertive It gets stuck in a corner PBS science show Skunk's protection Overstu- Solution time: 23 mins. Yesterday's answer dious sort 19"Yikes!" 20 Aussie walker . 23 Yon maiden fair 24 Larry's pal 25 Wapiti 26 Enjoyment 27 Hippie's apartment 28 "— Got a: Secret" 29Hinden-: burg fill / 31 Smeltery employee 32 Peru's capital 34 Deposit 35 Sunday songbook 36 — as Methu- : selah 37 "Zzzz!" 38 Bon mot 39 Loosen 40 Harrow's rival 41 Slime 42 Demolish 43 Recognized 44 Trigonometry function 1 12 15 16 2 The Lockhorns "GOOD NEWS ... LEROY SAID HE'D PAINT THE ENTIRE HOUSE." r ) J 43 44 QTI IK /|DCrY5 For answers to today's crossword, call O I Ul Vll CLJ f 1-900-454-6873 (99 cents a minute) oh touch-tone or rotary phones. You must be 18 or older. A King Features Service. Family Circus ... JSN'T \T GREAT THAT WE U IN A COUNTRY WHERE PEODLE CAN <30 ON TV AND K\D OUR -ANP EVERY ELECTION VEARlHEpOUTrCiANS ©1997 Bil Kiint. Dm. by Cowlti Synd.. Inc. "I woke up a couple times, but it was still dark time." OASWOOO'S V I'P BETTER SO\ BeeN GONE \> SEE WHAT'S < FOR A LONS )( KEEPING HlrA ) TIME HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND ? YES, HE'S IN THE KITCHEN NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A REFRIGERATOR .'/ Catty SEEM IRvlNCr IN THREE ^EflRS AND DON'T CflRE MJHflT HE THINKS Of mE. IT fflflKE5 NO DIFFERENCE WHAT I WE/1R. I HAVEN'T EVENTfllKEDTO 1 Him. HE LEFT fl /HESSA&E SAVIN& HE WflMTED TO STOP BV THE OFFICE /WO SAV "HI." AFTER THREE VEARS...HAH! ftW "EX-BOVWEND-IS- AND-X-DONT-CARE" WEAR OPTIONS 1-3"?! /*IEET«E IN THE LADIES' ROOM ? Sytvta

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