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SIX HAMILTON DAILY NEWS, MONDAY, DEC. 29, 1930 THE DAILY NEWS HAMILTON. OHIO bMdiBf a i rrattr of Uhlo, In of famous Mian) Valley nilJea of i i a i hat the record of tte in ULs witb a a i ot 52,162 Oldtil piper in Hamilton. i a i lfeTf. Flrtl ilillj wot of A gheny i i i exception of cliletco New! which It four older.

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sst) UlLlilgan Chicago; '-'01 Devonshire St. Beiton. WBlloc A a a TELEPBONt 1080 Entered at the pol office fia eeconij clan matter. MONDAY', DECEMBER 29, 1930. Hoover and The LaFollette Bunch About a dozen Senators of the LaFol- stripe in both parties announce that they favor an extra session of Congress.

It is difficult to suggest a reason for such an attitude, except to antagonize the President by holding up eleven big supply bills carrying appropriations required by the Government. In order give impetus to business recover)' by having no session of Congress between March and December, the President will urge the adoption of a continuing 1 resolution which will renew in the fiscal year the appropriations current in the present, which ends June 3D, 1931. On this proposition the country will be enthusiastically behind Mr. Hoover. With a holiday adjournment taken out there is but little of this session left.

That is the best news of the winter. Lucas and Morris The statement of Robert H. Lucas, the new executive director of the Republican National committee, that Senator Norris, of Nebraska, is not a Republican except in name, seems to be well within the facts. If Norris Is not a Republican, Lucas was justified as the official representative of the party in opposing his election. The fact 'that Norris voted for Smith lor President is not the Important charge against him.

Such breaches are frequently overlooked as they may be the result of a differe'nce of opinion on single point. But Norrifi has been at outs with his party for more than ten years. He also has a right to pursue such a course, if he sees fit. But has he right to persistently oppose a party and its administration of the country's affairs and still, claim that he is a member in good standing and entitled to the Important committee chairmanship which was assigned him as a Republican? As President Hoover is responsible for the governmental policy during his term of office, it seems there be no question that he is entitled to the support of his party in Congress and, that such honors and power as are associated with the chairmanships should be thrown to his support. But in the case of Norris, he claims the right to use his chairmanship to resist, retard and If possible, defeat the policies of the Hoover administration as he did the preceding administration of Ooolldge.

The only mistake Lucas made was in not coming out as the executive of the National committee, and opposing the re-election of Norris without any apologies for so doing. The only position in which Senator Norris can make a fair fight is BS a free lance with the right to the floor on all occasions when he has something to say, whether the country wants to hear it or cot Mr. Lucas's statement that the Republicans of Nebraska had good reason to oppose the election of Senator Norris is correct. His further statement that the situation is "intolerable" and must be ended Is no exaggeration. It is unfortunate, perhaps, that the break has come at Just this time, before the Administration has had time to fully formulate policy, but the remarkable thing is that it has been delayed so long.

Opinion Stirs The Nation The opinion by Federal District Judge Wiliiam Clark, of New Jertey, in a deliverance that the Eighteenth Amendment to the Constitution i a nullity has stirred the Nation. Although (he Judge is the youngest on the Federal bench, being net yet forty years of age, lie has been reversed in but three cases out of thirty that have gone up to Ihe circuit bench from his conn, and thote three were technical pilent oaseo. A summation of the argument relied on by the Wets was presented discussed in these columns so they need not be restated. The point thw. the Constitution provides two ways of securing rp'lflca- of amendment to the Cjr.

itlttitton: one by majority vote of threc- Jourths of the Mate legislatures, or by aUte conventions, the members of which were eleoUd for the special duty of considering the question at issue. The being already in the proposed amendment pre- ind elected pcwlbly two years Wort the presentation of amend- cannot have bexn chosen with this matter In view. Whereas, a convention in each of the states would be composed ot members elected by constituencies that were for or against the ratification of 'such an amendment. Thus voters by the convention method would be able to properly express their views on the issue. The court quotes a large number of authorities in support of the opinion, one of then; Lincoln, who said: I will venture to add that to me the convention seems preferable in that it allows amendments to originate with the people themselves instead of only permitting them to take or reject propositions originated by others, not especially chosen for the purpose, and which might not bo precisely such as they would wish to cither accept or refuse.

To a layman, the argument is Impressive. Several hundred lawyers have already expressed opinions either for or against. As partisanship has become a part of these opinions, they have little value In the clarification of the issue. The court's statement of that fact is very clear and lo the point. As is familiar, all amendments so far made part of our constitutional structures have been proposed by Congress for ratification "by the Legislatures of three-fourths o'f the several Slates." This accustomed procedure has left unnoticed in Article 5 of the Oonstitutlon the companion provision for ratification, "or by conventions in thrcc-fcurths thereof." This language is now being lifted from its obfiurity by the claim that a lack of compliance therewith has invalidated the ratification of the Eighteenth Amendment.

As the question has now become a partisan one and all the legislatures have been elected on party issues, it Is not clear to a man up a tree how any ratification on party lines can to trie merits of a prohibition Issue. If the Supreme Court in the final opinion supports the New Jersey court it will mean simply that the job must be done over again by the convention method, which will be a real test vote on prohibition, in which three-fourths of the states must approve of the proposed amendment. WASHINGTON I By Herbert Plummer L. WASHINGTON--If one could tour the National Zoo its director, Dr. William Mann, he would discover that Mann knows about all there is lo know of the social groupings and such matters In the realm of birds, beasts, reo- tiles and fish.

He is a regular "who's ZOD" on that iluff. Yet get him out of that and into mankind's social whirl, and lie Is not quite so "at home." Fellow scientists laughingly tell of Mann's perturbation a year or so ago while on a European tour. He went to dinner In London, where he was ccm- pletely surrounded by Lord This anct Sir That and other titled folk. Hu was bewildered over what to call them. Finally he took to calling them all "my lord." It seemed the easiest way.

And he got by all right until he scoke to a waiter as "my lord." His titled table neighbor grinned: "I'll give you a tip. doctor. You can tell the lords from the waiters by thoir neckties. If he wears black he's a waiter." Dr. Mann presumably had no trouble with human social classifications on his recently completed trip to Central America in search of new specimens.

He did, however, encounter a. lot of mighty aristocratic snakes, reptiles, bugs and such. He broueht some of them back wim him to go into residence in the new reptile house of the national zoo. And when Dr. Mann says he brougnt them back, he means jiist that.

As tne Byslander hears the story, he and Mrs. Mann traveled vis-a-vis with the rjlue- bloods of the crawling world. They had snakes In sacks and cardboard boxes In their personal on one steamship jump. The doctor himself thought that a bit strong; but had no time to get proper boxes made. To prevent troublesome incidents, tne Manns sat up all mght watching their pets.

When they reached New York. Washington-bound, their companions had been adequately housed in nice 1 new wire-meshed packing cases. So Dr. Mann reserved a Pullman drawing room to Washington, had tne station redcaps put away his bags, including the snake containers (unrecognized as such by the redcapsi, and rode i calmly down that way. I To make assurance sure, however as Or.

Mann told the incident casually to a friend of the Bystander's, he Etit on one side of the heap of cases nnd Mr.s. Mann on the other, ready to turn back any adventurous crawler that showed a i head. It's all in the day's job to the Manns. Correct English A DAILY QUIZ, Improve the sentence. "Lift it up six foot highnr." Whnt is the meaning of the verb to PICOT? pronunciation? What are the present and past pa-- ticlplcs of the verb to PICOT? Which is correct: "The boy stcotl on the burning deck, whence all but him had fled," or "The boy stood on the burning deck whence all but he naa fled?" What is the dialect of gypses called? How Is it ANSWERS Say, "Lift It six feet," not "Lift It six- foot higher." Omit "up" and "higher" as they are implied In the word "lift." PICOT, pronounced "pe ko," It from the French word "pic," a point.

To plcot is to edge with small, projecting loops. The participles of this verb are "pi- ccted" and "plcotlng." "But him" Is correct In the quotation, "The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but him had ncd," since a preposition (but) takea the objective case. The gypsy dialect known as ROMANY, pronounced "rom'-a-ny." NEW YORK DAY BY DAY By O. O. Mclnlyre NEW YORK--Diary of a Pepys: Early to ray watch repairer who invariably charges $2.60 and met up with Brook Femberton, an erstwhile co- slave on the old Evening Mail and now a nabob of the theatre.

So back home to twitter this dailyode, In the afternoon fell letters of James Whitcomb Rlley and interested especially In those to Meredith Nicholson. And a beautiful thing was his faith. Shortly before passing Wlllfum Lycn Phelps Inquired If Riled feared death. He replied: "Why, you and 1 will go right on living!" To dinner with Henry and Anne Sell and affrighted when a shot from a cooked pheasant rolled under my tongue mistaking it for a tooth filling. Then with my wife to see "Grand Hotel." diverting drama but not worth the $15.60 paid for two tickets.

Late to bed. Many innocent side street hotels lit New York are heavens of organized vice. They make attractive rates to elderly and respectable couples, for they give an aura of benign and valetudinarian dignity they could not otherwise attain. Most of them are the proverbial stone's toss from Broadway. Here gather the stool nieeons and underworld fixers.

The drug and liquor caches arc often there, from which runners and peddlers are sent forth. Vice- barons buy a majority interest in such inns and control them In the same manner In which they control the night clubs. Gang murders, robberies and blackmailing shake-downs are hatched in this atmosphere of pseudo-respectability. Unhappily, many visitors to the city go Innocently to this type of hotel. In two instances recently utter strangers have been held as material witnesses, A gigantic hotel north 'of Times Square is the reputed keystone of tne biggest liquor ring in the world.

Every clerk and bellboy Is said to be an illicit salesman. For two years it lias been the topic of vaudeville and musical revue jokes, but continues wide open. Two of New York's most sensational and recent crimes have taken place In Edison Answers Anli-Saloon Queries on Prohibition His Views Considered the Most Influential of Any American Question 1--Do you approve cf the Eighteenth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States? If so, why? Answer--Yes, It Is a necessary aid to permit practical enforcement of prohibition all over the country. Question 2--Has it helped the industrial and economic life of America at home and strengthened -the Industrial standing of our nation abroad? Answer--Yes, and to a greater extent than realized. Question 3--In judgment, are children better fed and clothed and educated since the coming of national prohibition than they were before? Answer--in my Judgment, I would say, decidedly yes.

In support of this opinion and in tills connection let me cite my experience as a manufacturer which is similar to that of other manufacturers. On pay days, before prohibition, hundreds of pale-faced women, shabbily dressed, some with faded shawls around their heads, appeared at. our factory at West Orange. They were waiting to get some of their husbands' money before he got to a saloon. Witn- ln a year after the amendment, not a single woman appeared.

Surely wo Americans do not want a return of this state of affairs. Undoubtedly the condition of the mother Indicates the condition of the children, although they ate perhaps a little better off than she, because she will do anything, even to the giving up of her life, to protect them Question 4 -What attitude should the womanhood of America hold toward prohibition, and why? Answer--Woman is custodian of the home and the children. She certainly. It a normal woman, decs not desire the introduction of narcotics Into her home, which in many cases changes a human man Into a brute. Question 5--Are the boys and girls ol America more likely to develop a lllghe- degree of physical anti me-ti fitness and become In every way better and more useful citizens under national pro- OUR CHILDREN Angelo Palri ANOTHER BOOK "On, mother, look! please get me a book." "Why, child, you have a lot of books "Yes, I know, but I want another onc- A child who loves to read always wants another one.

When it Is possible lie should have another one. Books are about the very best investment one can make for a child's recreational hour. The child of today must be trained to use leisure time profitably for it Is becoming clearer every day that he is to have plenty of it. Books arc one of the best uses to which such time can be put and the sooner the habit of reading is established and encouraged the better for everybody. There are many fine books for children.

The modern library offers the best of books for a dollar each. One has to be careful that the type Is good, of tne right size and clear, as poor printing ana small type Is not gocd for young eyes, and buy books the child likes from the which includes many of the mas- lerpieces of the wcrld. Do you know The Little Library? it is a collection of lovely books for children. The books arc small, clearly printed, and real. I have Just finishing read- Ing Nathaniel Hawthorne's tale.

Trie Snow Image, a delightful thins I a children will enjoy in the hour before or after dinner. I believe It would pray you to become acquainted" with this series. I am going to give my favorite little girl a copy cf Eobin and Tito. Of all the stories I have ever read about Italv and the children living or visiting there, I like this one best of all. I laid it dcwn with loud cheers for the author Miss Robinson.

The donkeys of southern Ilaly de-serve a story all to themselves, and when you add to a perfectly charming specimen of this donkey, an adorable litUc Sicilian girl and the iport- ingett kind of American flrl. you have an unbeatable rtory of South- hotel rooms--the pistoling ot notorious Arnold Rothstein and the equally notorious Diamond. In each Instance, when the arrived, trails grew immediately cold. And, see here Mr. Commissioner, being done about the Rothstein and Diamond In such hotels one hears the jargon of the underworld--such words as "grand," "cutins," "a deck" and "a hurt In the arm." Here are the hennaed and per- oxided ladles who constellate In the nocturnal luster of night clubs--tne glorified r.iolls of the gunmen.

Jack Lalt, greatest exposittonlst ot modern thieves' slang, recently broaa- cast the new name for a red-headed dame In the world of racketers. She is a Kewle. It comes, oddly enough Irom respectable Kew Gardens, where all roof tope are red. Lait Is ako authority for the origin of that Broadway slang: "It's the real McCoy!" A token of superiority. Kid McCoy was once In front of his cafe on Broadway and 39th Street.

A dvunk lurched up, blubbering: "You ain't the real McCoy. You are a four- flushing faker." McCoy let one go flush to the Jaw. Coming to ten minutes later the drunk murmured: "It's the real Mc- Cov!" The most dramatic, yet most inelegant, simile I ever heard was In the lobby of a shady Broadway hotel. A rat- faced type in answer to some question, just as I passed along, snarled "Crooked? Why he's as crooked as a churn full of coon gutsl" Will Hogg used to tell of a Texas darkey's simile that comes near being perfect. The darkey was being questioned about a sick friend.

"How does he look?" he was asked. He replied: "He looks to me like the underaide of a nickel watermelon." A letter from a lady asking if Irvin Cobb had It was forwarded to him. It came back today with this notation: "II It Is dandruff, I have." hlbltlon of the liquor traffic, or under the old licensed system, or any form of State or government control? Answer--Yes; they certainly cannot develop on alcohol and other narcotics. Question 6--Should the Eighteenth Amendment be retained as a blessing to our American homes today and to those of future generations? Answer--Yes, enforcement Is getting more practical day by day. We now attack the large manufacturer right In our midst instead of men with flasks and hcmc brews.

Longworlhs Win Long Social Fight President and Mrs. Hoover Dim; at Their Home WASHINGTON--The long fight of Mrs. Alice Longworth and her husband to gain recognition for the Speaker of the HOUES of Representatives has been won. The last measure of success lor their efforts was attained when President and Mrs. Hcovcr went to the Longworth home for dinner, in accepting the invitation Mv.

Hoover established a precedent which ranked the Speaker next to the vice President of the United States --a rank which the Loneworths have always contended was rightfully theirs. Heretofore during the social season, the President's dinners outside of the White House were flnrt with the Vice President, then with the ten Cabinet officers according to their rank, and finally with the Speaker. The controversy over seating of Mrs. Longworth and Mrs. Edward Gann, hostess and sister cf the Vice President, Is not involved.

The Lonirworths contended In that controversy that Mrs. Oann, not being the wife of the Vice President, the place should be given to the next In line, Mrs. Longworth The Federal statute of succession to the Presidency does not establish the rank of Government officials beyond the first seven Cabinet officers, it places the Vice President first In line for the presidency, then the Secretary of State and so on down through the first seven ranking Cabinet officers. The Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce and Labor arc not named in the succession law. Neither Is the Speaker mentioned.

Men and Women Alcoholics fn New York City Hospitals Since 1920, when prohibition became effective, the number of alcoholic cases admitted to city Institutions has grown from 2.091 to 7.0GC In 1929. The Hospitals Department spent $15,791 907 8G for operation hospitals In 1D39 and $1,052,504.78 for administrative and other expenses. The daily per capita cost In Individual hcspltaJs varies from $283 In Metropolitan Hospital on Welfare Island to $9.71 In Queensboro Hospital. Chins needs, according to a recent estlmak, at least 100,000 miles of new railways to care for Its present transportation demands. Italy.

Even the bandits and the earlhquakes and the blue grotto by tno sea. You will have to have Robin and Tito for the little girl's other book and let her brother or her 'scout' borrow It Any boy worth his salt will fall In love, with Robin--and Blanca--tnd Tito the donkey. If the older boy rtid not get a copy of Sens of Seven cities as yet, let that be his other book. The seven cities are seven great American cities and the story tcld about each Is a thrilling tale of adventure. I am a New Yorker so that may be the reason I think the story of New York is the best In the book.

I Imagine the boy who calls Philadelphia home will disagree with me, and fo will nil the other Uds wuo ttve in t.e oilier cities, nut they will all agree that this Is a regular book. The copy we have In the school library rr- placcd with a dozen and the worn vct- placed on the reserve shelf When you want to make a child happy, buy him another book. He has tome. of course, but he anoUier It fe as "heap as candy by the pound and it will continue to nourish htm throughout the years. Not that I would have you forget the A book antf a box of you're talking.

Senator Norn's' Strange Aberration Strange Message of Terror In Russia Pulpwood Block In 36,000 Cords Carries a Message from Russia to Pierccville, New York SARANAC LAKE, N. tragic tale of starvation, exposure to intense cold and the death of thousands of enslaved laborers in Soviet lumber camps was unfolded at Piercefield, about fifty miles from hore, with the translation from the Russian of a message written on a block of pulp wood imported by the International Paper Company at Piercefield. The writing on the block -was discovered by a workman of the paper company, who was about lo put it into a machine. He was unable lo translate It, and so he took it to the cloth- Ing store of Jacob Pimstein, who understands Russian, at Tupper Lake. Mr.

Pimstein translated the message, and the block Is now on display in the window of Mr. Plmstein's store, The workman who discovered the writing refused to allow his name to De used, but said tJiere were several smaller messages which he did net pay any attention to. The block was part of a cargo of 36,000 cords of pulpwood which were consigned to the International Paper company from Russia via Quebec Canada. The message is written In pencil on the wood, from which the bark had been removed. It contains about 250 words.

The message, according to the translators, is undated, but was evidently written in Archangel In Northern Russia, as the name of that city ts written at the start of the message. The writer. hoped that his message would come to light as it Is addressed to "brothers beyond the lines" and Is headed, "The Terrible Conditions Under Which Men In Soviet Lumber Camps Must Work." It states that millions are forced to enter the woods without proper cloth- Ing, and that once In the camps they are barely fed. The translators were specifically asked about tile use of the wnrd millions. They replied that there was no doubt about the number, which was written In letters and not numerals.

The message adds that each workman receives a half pound grain flour for each meal, and that he himself must cook whatever meal he can prepare from It. The message also states that the men look like skeletons, that thousands are freezing to death weESly from exposure, and that the men are forced to peel and cut the heavy wocd by hand with hardly any equipment. Workmen at the Ptercefleld mill say that the wood is purchased here at about $4 a cord cheaper than domestic pulp wood. are proteins which to meat or eggs iu food value and are them- I selves double the food value of a two- year-old steer. In addition, there are 1,260 pounds of milk sugar--Inclose-- which is an easily digested energy or fattening food and helps lo keep the Intestines In a healthy conditicn, aild pounds of mineral foods made up of magnesium, potash, scda, phosphoric acid, chlorine, carbon dioxide, thirty- seven pounds of lime and about three- quarters of a pound of iron compounds.

Our National Lack Is Culture Says Dr. Shaw of New York University--Tells Us In Some Details What It IH FinJs Mother He As Raby Lost After a 20-year separation, during which time neither knew of the other's whereabout, Harold L. Plckrem, 23-year- old movie extra, has found his mother, Mrs. Charles Myers, in Detroit. Plckrem was taken to California by hlg father when he was two years old after a divorce.

Recentty he set out to locate his mother, and succeeded after digging Into old records In the courthouse at Cleveland, Ohio. Lady Bumblebee Cornflower Attains Deserved Fame By producing enough butterfat In one year to supply the butterfat needs of one human being from birth to the age of 80, Lady Bumblebee Cornflower, a Wisconsin-bred Hofctein owned by V. Rasmussen of 111., becomes the 153d cow to attain the national Holstein fat list and Is credited with 2J.4M.2 Bounds rf milk testing 4.3 per fat and containing pounds of butterTat to rank Ihlrty-flrst on the national fat list. This Is equal to 72.5 pounds of milk and almost three (2.07) pounds of butterfat every day In the year. Lady BunAlebce's production In the year is equivalent to the meat on 12 two-year-old steers, but she lives to repeat her record for a number of additional lactations.

Although butterfat or total milk fe usually the measure of ability, record 2300 pound, of other than the l.OM pounds of of which 864 Ibi. f.S'i-w York Times) "We have national near-culture, in our systems of adult education, extension courses, the homo course, library and the informational features of the press. We started with the crossword puzzle, drifted into the 'Ask me another; changed to the 'Eo you knsw and now we are busy with 'stories' of philosophy, history, science, evolution and what not. This indicates an intellectual fermentation and sonic- thing may come of it. "We are a busy people: but activity and culture can run along side by side.

Aristotle called culture 'the energy of The prophet Daniel may be thought lo have had us in mind when he said, 'Many shall inn to and fro and knowledge shall be Culture doesn't mean laziness or leisure or Bnck Bay. It's something out in the stream of things. "Culture tiocsn't mean etiquette, although there Is a great need for national manners, but that Is another story. A person can be extremely polite but stupid, can be in person, but hp.ve only a naked brain. The most urKcnt need ts for national Intelligence, taste, interest in ort.s and sciences.

"Culture doesn't mean erudition, or having a Ph. D. on one's stationery or a Phi Beta Kappa key on his stomach. Though I have all knowledge and understand all mysteries and have not culture. It pronteth me nothing.

I am nothing, one may say after the manner of St. Paul. We used to think of a 'cultured' person as cnc who could read Greek and speak French, but that Isn't the Idea at all. "No, culture Is an emotional condition --not nervousness or 'pep' but interest, an intellectual love for things that are permanently pleasureable; the arts. Cor example, one It In himself when they arc broadcasting the Ninth symphony.

He the pathetic lack ol such tranquil emotion when somebody eke wanis to turn the dial lo something more more That's Hid person who says, 'I don't know anything about classic music but I know what I Now. we don't know what we like until we're taught. The uneducated heart with Its moron tastes is a national menace. Requirements for an Ideal Husband Russian Grand Duchess Now Employed In New York Confirms Story of Czar's Ashes Being Now In Paris NEW YORK--The Grand Duchess Marie Pavlovna of Russia, flirt cousin of Czar Nlchchts II and grand-daughter of C2iar Alexander II, now style consultant and staff executive for Bcrg- dorff-Goodman Company, Fifth Avenue and Fiftyeighth Street, revealed she had known about the rescue of the royfll ashes for about 10 years, soon after Judge SokolQff had arrived in Pads. She was very much on reading the story.

"How terrible! How awful!" she kept exclaiming as she read. She then related her efforts to get the surviving heads of the Romanoff family In Paris to take charge of the ashes of the Czar and his family. "I was In London," she said, "when Judge Sokolofl arrived with a few chests containing clothing and other cl- fecte of tlie 19 members of the imperial family murdered by (he bolshcvlkl. "I never went through, such in my life as I did in unpacking tlice: chests. I recognized every article and distributed them among the closest surviving relations.

"When I think of It now, I believe It is true that the relics were refused In England. When they reached Pans they were not treated in a very dlgnl- fled way by members of my family who claimed to be the rightful heirs to the IJirone. That must have been In 18191920. 1 did make some efforts to suade them to do something about it, but they were perfectly futile efforts." Just a Minnie Every time a woman benignly or pours out compassionate thought upon others, she Is limning In some and coloring of charm and Joseph Oldflclrl. The In a taxicab the other day has been christened Mary London Punch.

It Is high time to trot cut that one of ancient vintage about twins born In a named one Os'cnr and the other Car'line. A well known local doctor received six pairs of silk sox from an eastern house with the following letter enclosed: "Dcnr Sir: We are taking the liberty of sending you six pairs of exceptionally good hose. Because these hose ha.ve the approval of thousands of discriminating dressers, we know you'll like them. "Please send us $2.00." Here 19 Ihe doctor's reply: "I am taking the liberty of sending you $2 worth of extra fine pills, In exchange for your hose, which I will wear with pleasure. These pills have heloed thousands and I am sure you will Magazine Generally, It Is a woman who Is ready with advice for girls on the choice of a thoroughly satisfactory husband.

But there no reason why man's opinion should not have weight, and Dr. Edward Lyman Cornell of Northwestern University has offered his to the co-eds at Evans ton. He advises the young business woman to hold out for ten points before she says Yes. The Ideal husband should be ambitious and Industrious, possess tact and a good disposition, and be healthy enough to swim twenty-five yards In thirty seconds. Among the other less conventional requirements Is perfect willingness to allow his wife to audit his finances.

The model husband should be willing to his wife an "equal partner," but Dr. Cornell cautions the co-ed who must live on an allowance to "keep a fund for yourself that you dont havt, to audit for your husband," so that also you win not the humiliation of having to ask for money. William Lyon Phelps Epigram Our William Lyon phelrxi says no In the world today in ability any one of half a dozen of those Americana who built our Constitution. The dry husk Of a ripe year; The long dusk With the night near. The gray gown With the wrought lace- The scarred frown On an aged face; A charred ember; December.

--Cleveland Dealef Sergeant (at morning exercise--Inhale at exhale at Heady, exercise 'one two: one, two; Cease breathing. Rest." "Isn't he the perfect image of hl. fa asked the fond mother "Yeah," replied the Impolitic one, 'but he needn't mind a so long a.i he has good Journal. Raising tobacco Is unusual In Wayne county, but William Fehrs, Leslie Drr- cinct, plants some each year and the crop for making cigars for his own use. Mr Fehrs learned malelnn sears ago and he fashions them so oni could not distinguish trtem from the commercially producl.

The to- lk Ekout tnc of co" 1 7r? re ku n1 lon each bearing a number. The lower which are the larfett, an the best tor The others Mr. Fehn dries and to chickens ind.