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POIBI THE DAILY NEWS HAMILTON DAILY NEWS, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 3,1930. Jinin K. Clilttn, Itcs. NIIci Xwfcr. JTrtldtnl Flrrt Bank.

ivter Bhulfr II 1. KultM. Co. I'hstk! M. CamgiMII, Tousiht of Paimc.

rrwKMt mmt MKw. CbtriM M. Campbell. fenst a. HAMILTON, OHIO l.cadlnc Industrial wnlfr heart of Iho famous Miami "fl miles norf-h of Cincinnati, baa infl of faitwt trowlni a atate, with a population BSflOO.

Oldnt paper In Hamilton, EaUollaa- crt 1S79. Flrtt penny weat Mlesbeny with i ion of Cbkaeo Neiri which lour yeara older. theatre la Russia, and eighty deaths la a hospital fire at Canton, While there is universal fear ol death by appears to be a general tendency to take a chance' with fire hazards. In the United fire takes an annual toll ot 10,000 lives and. almost half a billion dollars In property josses.

A large percentage of these deaths occur in homes. A fire prevention campaign, such as Is planned here, teaches the need of Individual caution. It should receive the wholehearted support of all our residents. NEW YORK DAY BY DAY o. o.

SuhirrlplUn TUlo: Hamilton-- By iho irwk, By tie month, By year, S6.00. County--By wwV, By Ids rnonli. By the 11.00; n.r Ii-00. OoHlt'e Butltr Caonry--By (he By month, By qoartw, tht year, S8.00. National Bryant, Griffith and Branson-n Eaat lilt New Ko.

Michisan CWoBo; TO1 thlre SL, Boaton, Walton Eldr. Atlanta, Ga. TELEPHONE 2080 at the poll class matter. Member of the Vrtu, which i (icliMiwlr entitled to BM for re-jiubllcatlon all newi ail- pltcbM In till paper, alio tlm locil newt. MONDAY, FEB.

3rd, 1930. The Greatest Engineer. An eastern scientist, desiring to obtain an expression ot opinion on the greatest engineer ot all time, sent a query to the deans of all the engineering in United States. When he tabulates the answers he found that firet place went to James Watt, the man who developed the steam engine. Despite the national application of more recent Inventions which have had tremendous Influence in raising the standard of living, the use of steam as a medium of progress certainly demands place In the front rank.

NEW YORK--LHary of a modem Fepys: Lay watching a snowfall through a window and ofl Into a hideous nightmare, awakening with my head caught In a night table. Breakfasted with Bide Dudley, who is writing another and Amos and Andy, the radio toys, called and we had a long talk. Catne A. Hufhei, the Detroit, pamphleteer, to show 'me the photograph ot hU beautiful young daughter and drove him to Jlalrd Leonard's and then with my wife to see Kathleen and Charles Norrls, on their annual visit from California, and a distinguished gathering there. In the evening to a theatrical opening and saw Patricia Zlegfeld In an evening frock, having become almost a grown up lady.

After the play with some others to a night place in Harlem but 1 so depressing we left in ten minutes, So to bed. 1930 Starts Well. The first month or the new year has set a pace in Hamilton building construction that indicates 1930 will hold its own with 1929. According to a review of the building situation in Saturday's News, the total of permits issued was about 590,000, establishing a new record for January. Building construction is an accurate indication of the business- trend and bears out the predictions made by Hamilton business and civic leaders the first of the year that the steady progress of the would continue in 1930 as it has lor the past decade.

by a mounted policeman, has abown appreciation without etatarrustaf Uw hero wiln an outright ftft. tea taken out a Insurance policy on the latrolmaD'a lite, making his family ttneflclarks, Al Smith Installed In nis pent home at 61 Fifth avenue. neighbors directly the street are Oeorge W. Olracy and Police Commissioner Whalen and the Melon hit become known at "Lltto Tammany," to tight teeing bus barkers. Exit de Rivera.

With the resignation of General Primo de Rivera as premier of Spain, the first of Europe's postwar dictatorships has fallen. General Berengucr, called by King Alfonso to form a new cabinet, announces he will appoint civilians to most of the ministerial posts and restore the constitution of 1876. If this is accomplished Spain will again, return to representative government instead of rule by the '-iron hand," such as still prevails under dictatorships in Hungary, Poland and Italy. This form of government is generally the result of a crisis. In Spain It was the threatened revolt of the army.

After order is restored normal conditions are supposed to be resumed. But It doesn't won out that way, and the longer suppression continues the more difficult is the readjustment when the dictatorship ends. WASHINGTON By Herbert Plummer WASHINGTON--Big, genial John Tuson, majority leader In the house, takes himself and his job rather' seriously. Even so, he seems to get a deal of fun out of the game of politics as he goes along. He's a Connecticut Yankee with a sense of humor.

He can laugh heartily at a Jose, on himself as he can when the Democrats writhe under shafts of a Republican wit. But you can get under the Tilson hide, it seems. And one of, the ways of doing it is to wisecracs about that long standing notion that congressmen do all their long dislance hauling under their postal franks. Colonel like a good many of the things he reads in the papers which seem to reflect on the honesty, integrity and ability or congressmen and senators generally. First night theatrical regulars miss the veteran Hammond, who has packed his portable and is voyaging around the world with his wife.

While ostensibly on "a leave of absence" there are rumors he his permanently abandoned reviewing and upon his return will devote himself to the leisurely writing.of a book or so alonsc with an occasional magazine article. Hammond, who Is 57, has attended more opening nisi 1 than any living critic. -He has been a familiar figure, portly and ruddy- cheeked, drooping in his down front aisle chair year after year To many he expressed a half-lidded indifference and his expression rarely changed yet not a word or gesture escaped him. He loved to Juggle and phrases and his euphonious eulogies have sent many admirers thumbing the dictionary. Hammond was born In O.

married a sweetheart ol that village and scored his. first conspicuous success as a critic in Chicago. He was reputed the hlgn- est salaried, reviewer In town. A horse back rider in Centra' Park, who was swept from his run Phcenix, Is a popular spot for hundred of New Yorkers this winter. It has especially attracted sinus victims.

The sinus, as a conversational topic, Is to Phoenix what the appendix used to be on the hotel porches a few yeara ago. Washington Mews, that row of shambling barns made over Into pleasant studios, is resenting toe of a taxi stand. TOT years It has been the last refuge of romanticism--a cloister, untainted by gasoline smells, for artists, writers and sculptors. Many have become distinguished. Xt stretches from University Place to Fifth Avenue and Is a replica of one of those queer old world turns where one iteps out of mighty tangle into churchyard quiet.

Uon, yet the enemy evinced is' wholesome fear of old at of a better arm, possibly because there was no telling where its lead might strike no matter at what It was pointed." And the 32nd. did not get even this gun until It reached Ben wood, W. on 1U way to be thrown against Lee In his movement upon Cheat Mountain. The 32nd. was composed of recruits from Mansfield and counties north and northeast of Columbus.

Its organization was completed at Camp Dennlson about the first of September, 1MJ, and two weelu later It entrained for Virginia. Mr. Hays writes that probably no member of the regiment will ever forget the first test that came to it. It was while lying temporarily at Beverly, the county seat of Randolph County, Virginia. They had not yet been under fire and this proved a false alarm, but while It lasted it was very real.

Whether some one really believed an armed force approaching or the officers wished to test the men, a call to arms was made In the night. They fell In with commendable promptness, formed a fairly good line, and there were many hearts In throats, he ventures, but this is to be said: not a man ran. Among other creative souls hi Washington Mews is a photographer--I can scarcely wa.it to pop off this one--with a new I'slant." He places his subjects in a reclining position on the floor while he snaps them from the top of step ladder. O. Henry dreamed of IMns to the Mews his ship came in.

The property is owned by. Sailor Snug Harbor and many its lire Is short, a skyscraper project ready having doomed It. From a current novel: "He became suddenly conscious ot the lunar luminosity of an otherwise sedately gibbous moon and was be- wllderingly entranced." of those writey writers I WHAT PHILLIPS THINKS By H. I. Phillips Tax Relief In Bay State.

With the largest building program in its history, a state tax levy lower than any year since 1912 and only half that of the peak in 1920 and 1921, and the lowest state debt In thirty years, "Massachusetts is facing 1830 with the greatest confidence," declares Governor Frank G. Allen in his annual message. Massachusetts is known as having political machine and "bosses" who are in the saddle continuously. While there is some basis for this deduction, there are taxpayers in other states who would be willing lo be bossed it they were guaranteed the state building program would be enlarged, the tax levy reduced by half, and the state debt decreased to the lowest point in thirty years. He rarely breaks out about however.

Two-score years omi- gresslonal life have not tarnlsriea' his respect for the legislative branch of government or the men, by and large, who do the legislating. Yet he has also learned thai bickering with captious editorial critics doesn't get a member anywhere in particular. The colonel did not like, for instance, the. fun poked at congress over press arid news reel pictured the fire "in the capitol building. And when, on the heels of that, somebody elected charge in print that abuse of the congressional franking privilege accounted for a large share of the $90,000,000 postoffce deficit, the colonel's verbal Jld blew off with a bang.

Actually, Tilson told the house, the deficit total broke down to show the cost of all congressional franking to the government to be $631,000, while "handling- secoml- chss matter free in counties, whicn refers to county newspapers, was at an expense of $8,781,530." "Tills (charge of abuse of franking privilege) has been repeatea over and over again until many believe It," thundered Colonel John. "Twenty years ago, during early days of my service here, I thought that perhaps there were some abuses. Since then; from close observation, I have become convinced that so far as this cry Is concerned, there is absolutely nothing to it. There has never been a wolf in sight. Local Fire Prevention.

The announcement thai the Hamilton Chamber of Commerce has sponsored a fire prevention drive here, in conjunction with the annual Clean Up and Paint Up campaign, the latter part of April, again calls attention to the many fatalities caused by fire. Recently the press has given prominent men- lion isolated instances of deaths, rauscd by parrot fever or psittacosis, a disease little known in this country. Assuming that this malady caused three dcths a day, nearly i limes as many deaths are caused by each day, but only those actively engaged in fire prevention cem to be concerned by the appalling loss. A review ot deaths caused by fire in IMS, as complied by the Nation- Board ot Itre Underwriters, five deaths In a hotel Ore In Ttxac, twenty In a cabaret a Oitnlt, four In a paper box ln Baltimore, and in the dUaJo Other, wen, seventy-two deaths at "The deficit is a considerable item. Some of it is brought about by transportation of second class mail matter at less than cost.

"I am not complaining of this, but we arc told In Holy Writ thai if we would go on an expedition searching for the mote in our brother's eye, we should first remove the beam from our own. "In this case 1t might be well for our friends of the press to remove the lumber yard frcm their own eyes before looking too closely for the mote in the eye of congress. "Members of congress have their air share of faults, but tills isn't 3ne of them." NAVAL PARLEY CASABIANCA gob stood on the burning deck, He was the gunner's, mate; He. couldn't fight the because His shlo was overweight. The fleets had met at sunrise The thing that made him bo Was that he sailed a warship which The rules said he should not.

The enemy with tact and skill Had crabbed the gunner's act By claiming violation of The London naval pact. The foe pulled out the articles, And this one he did stress: "All warships shall weight 20 tons And not a half-pound "I know I iiave a smaller ship," The gob in tears replied, let us fight, I beg of you, For she's the navy's pride." "Don't be absurd," the foe came back, "We're not a pack of fools, And fighting any smaller ship Is quite against the rules." "But war is war," the gunner said. "And we're out here to fight; To argue over size and weight I think is silly, quite." "Another reason," said the foe, "Why we this fight must shelve Is that you've only eight-inch guns While I am using twelve." "Oh, come," the gunner's mate replied, "And end this vain debate: I'll let you use your twelve-lnc'n guns And I'll just use my eight." "Don't argue, sir; the fight is off," The enemy replied, since your ship Is underweight She is Then came a burst of thunder Bound; The gob, oh! where was he? Ask of the winds that Jar a round With fragments strewed the sea. Into a gun the boy had crawled And died In manner grand Because there are some rules No gob can understand. Or Feasibly Mr.

Heflin. The more one sees of ex-Governor Al Smith In those news-reel and rotogravure section pictures from Miami the more one that the tailor who makes his golf clothes is a Republican. Chicago Is broke. Well, the racketeers will have to look after it in Its old age. Dr.

Cook is to be released from Leavcnworth, but will probably have trouble convincing anybody he was really there. OUR CHILDREN 67 Angelo Pair! TERRIBLE COOKS There are some terrible cooxs abroad In the land. The havoc they make in the lives of human beings is Immeasurable. They are responsible, for many a sick headache and consequent loss of time and money and happiness. They are responsible too, I many a case ot indigestion which brought on bad conduct.

When can feel angelic, loving, forbearing, with pain in his stomach? I watched a cook take a pall ol new green peas, jewels of the garden, shell them, and then drown them In a pot full of water. Thin boiled them and she bolted them as long as she was able. When they came to the table they bore no more resemblance to tne emerald pearls tliat went into the pot than chalk bears to cheese. They were awful. Did you ever get a piece of pie whose crust was a raw paste almost transparent and as tough as leather? Ever get-, potatoes soggy with fat? Ever get a bouquet of wiltea leaves for salad? Have you been Insulted with a cup of muddy water labelled coffee? And the crowning affront, couple of slices ol bread, seared in black lines, gooey and tough, known as toast? Imagine what happens to children who get food like that? They cannot reach for their hats to to the nearest restaurant and demand a dish cooked to their liking.

They have to grin and eat what get or starve. You and I know that young peas, fresh from a garden ought not to. be drowned In water but gently steamed and dressed with good butter. Delicate string beans, slim a fairy flapper, ought never to be drowned, in a bath of boiling wa- Just water enough to keep them steaming. Little young onions are to be smothered in the not soaked to death.

Youns squash, young onions, a sprinkling of sweet basil, a dressing of real olive oil or real butter, is (v dlsn for immortals. But it can be made Into a mess that drives one to extremity. Cooking Is an art worthy the effort to master 1t. It would be a very good plan to tell Hie girls who are entering high school all about, this cooking business. They are greatly interested In boys.

That means they are greatly interested in finding a husband, making a home, rearing a family. Cooking Is fundamental to the success of a family. All girls--and as mnny boys as can be interested, ought to be taught to cook. Not Just lo feed people, you know, but to give them great pleasure hi their food. There is as much art in setting a Alarmedby "Parrot Fever, Coo.

Ritchie Appeals The Philosophy Of A Business Man (By William Featlur) I have come to the that work-is the chief source or happiness. We both Jose and flna ourselves in work. Hard workers have few annoying complexes. Their minds and bodies are creatively occupied. Ib is desirable that we try to fina the particular kind of work that satisfies our creative instinct.

We are happiest when we are doing the work for which we are best adapted. If we have a jcb, and if we are doubly fortunate In having the right job, the next necessity for happiness is health. The people who are happy In their work are rareiy sick. The happy people are those who. force their thoughts out instead of In.

It is well to know yourself, but it ia better to improve yourself. By thinking of ourselves as should like to become we crea'R an image which is realizable and which becomes a source of daily inspiration and happiness. Work, health and constructive diversion--if we can cultivate these I sec no reason why any of us should ever dislike to face a new day with anything but pleasurable anticipation. German Censor Refuses Ban 011 "Mad King" ods would have been largely ineffective, but because of the full weight given to even scattered minority votes by the proportional representation method of election was able to win twelve places out. of twenty-five.

Furthermore the different elements among the Republican voters were given their fair shares of the Republican delegation, so that four or live of the Republican majority are councllinen of enough independence to defy the party caucus on matters of importance. When came to choosing a successor for Manager Hopkins a determined effort was made by Republican organization leaders to get. a party man who could be counted on to help the party by dispensing patronage. But some of the Re- Dublican councllmcn balked anil hours of argument and varied appeals proved of no avail. Since every Republican vote needed, the plan had to be abandoned.

The same councllmen blocked a plan to oust Mr. Hopkins first and choose a successor later, Insisting that a man at least ds well qualified us Mr. Hopkins in their Judgment be agreed on before they would vote for a change. Mnally, to quote Greater Cleveland, the bulletin or thp Citizens "the majority refusing to agree upon the one who was desired by the political boss and his puppets, the small minority Imbued with a higher appreciation of public service forced an agreement on a successor who could be relied upon not to follow slavishly the bosses' dictation." ISewcr Methods In Cancer Prevention Correct English What is a Euphemism? Illustrate. How should Euphemism be pro iiounced? What Is the derivation of Joss? Improve the sentence, "Oak trees lined either side of the drive." ANSWERS A Euphemism is an agreeable or non-offensive expression for something disagreeable; as, "Jack's statements are usually Inaccurate" for, "Jack Is an Inveterate liar." Euphemism should be pronounces.

Joss (pidgin Engliah) Is a Chinese word for God, a corruption of the Portuguese word God. Irurtead ot saying, "Oak trees lined either side of the drive," say: trees lined each Mde (both sides) of the drive." A plowing competition to lest plows from all parts of the world was recently held at Belgrade. Did You Ever Stop lo Think? Bv Edaon R. Waile E. Lansing Ray, president and publisher of the St.

Louis Olobe- Democrat, says: ycu ever slop to think that you can go to stores right in your home town, and by Judicious eelec- tlon. be assured ot getting the same quality as that which a purchaser In New York or St. Louis or San Francisco gets? "Modern methods of manufacture and distribution given you this advantage. Vour grandparents bought their soda crackers, their candy, their raisins in bulk, from a grocer who scooped the merchandise out of a bin. In those days the buyer could only hope thai he would get full measure or icrhaps extra measure.

He could only hopj that the goods he bought would be pure-- as high In quality one week as the last. "But until business genius founc a way to package merchandise, and until, business pride and business foresight inspired the marking of packages with dependable brands trie consumer could never be sure of uniformity in the weight or quality of the things bought. "Today the manufacturer who places his trade mark on a pair of shoes, a bottled or, a of peas, proclaims with pride, TW is my product; I shall keep 1 "Then, If he Is wise, this msnu factunr will advertise tiwtt nark to the nation, and tell you, i your home town newspaper, here you can secure his brand. nd the people in the New England can buy with confidence, and he people in the Southern States an buy with of etting the same value as the peo- le In Pennsylvania, in Idaho, in Oregon, or--even in the famous 9th. state." Bits of Ohio History table, selecting and buying food stuffs, preparing and cooking them, serving them, as in any other activity of life.

A boy who had been subjected to poor cooking all his life married, when he was nineteen, a girl who could cook. When his father, not too well pleased by this early wedding, asked him how things were one morning, the sighed happily and said, "Dad, you ought to see how pretty the toast looks on the table in tho morning." Here is food for thought. BERLIN--The German film censor rejected protests by royal relatives of the lale King Ludwig II of Bavaria against the production of a half-finished German film about the King's life. A protest lodged by the Bavarian diplomatic representative here, urging that public feeling in Bavaria would be outraged by the depiction of his tragic end, was denied. The censor held that no legai grounds for an injunction against the film existed, though it might be an open question whether the screening of "The Mad King of Bavaria" in the tragic of his life was in good taste.

Dental Golds Will Rival Steel Good Influence of P. R. At Cleveland THE 3SND. OHIO WENT TO WAR It xtrris that any troops ihould have been sent Into the Civil War with flintlock guns, but at least one Ohio regiment was so equipped In nrst instance. E.

Hays of Company 32nd. O. V. tells the story In his brief hls- of the regiment written for volume Issued in connection with the establishment of monuments to the Ohio regiments participating in the Vlcksburg campaign. It Is true lhat the guns had been remodeled so that percussion could be ueed on them, Instead of flints.

The historian refers to them as "Old Harper's Ferry Flintlocks changed to percussion capi an arm that could always be relied upon to do a great deal of kicking and little damage to the muzzle end. It iaa our good luck, however, not to be eallsd upon to do any hard fighting MtU this weapon, If It could ke dignified by that snpeUa- Hoover Refuses Law Giving Him Special Rights WASHINGTON--Herbert Hoover believes that laws should bs uniform and that an exception should riot be made for even the President of the United States. He today advised the Virginia Legislature he appreciated me courtesy of a pending bill lo permit him to fish any season of the year In Rapidan River, which flows by his Virginia mountain camp, but said he had no intention of i ing except when others could flsn. further, the President does not believe any stream should be fished out of season, Germany Conquers Plague From War-Time Callie BERLIN--It has taken Germany many years to rid herself, at a cost of millions of marks, of a series 6f plagues Inflicted upon her by live war booty. Cattle tuberculcets, virtually nonexistent here before the war, WM Intnyccd by captured Rumanian It took, eight years stamp out the plague and animals mre eompulsortly slaughtered to Uw process.

Proportional Jlcpccscnlatioti League) On Monday evening, January 27, the city council of Cleveland, by a vote of 19 out of 25, elected stale Senator Daniel E. Morgan city manager to succeed William E. Hopkins, who had filled the office since the manager plan went Into effecs in January. 1924. Mr.

Hopkins was ousted on January 13, by a to 11 vote of the council after tnree attempts to abolish lh5 city manager plan by popular vote, center- ng around his personality ana record, had failed by narrow margins. Senator Morgan, though first selected by a Republican party caucus, Is known in Cleveland as an attorney of sterling character, abil- ty, and Independence. He is a former president of the non-partisan Citizens League, Cleveland's most, active civic organization, and ot Ihe Cleveland City Club. In the session of the Ohio Legislature piloted to success a new stale elx- tlon law containing such reforms us permanent registration, watchers for independent candidates, easier recounts, and optional voting machines. He Is characterized editorially by the Plain Dealer as "able and popular" and by the Press as "certainly, and by a wide margin.

the best appointment which could bo expected out of any action in which the IRepub- lican) majority is a participant." Even the sue councllmen who did not vote for Mr. Morgan expressed high regard for him and promised their co-cperatlon. The explanation of the choice of a man of this calibre by a partisan majority goes back to the election of the council last fall. In thai election the opposition to Uie Dental golds three times as strong as steel have been produced as a result of three years of research. The problems of "mouth engineering" have been by a civil engineer, Professor R.

C. Brum- fleld, whose experiments have produced nearly sixty alloys of gold, each differing in strength, malleability, endurance and other qualities for use by dentists. Professor Brumfleld's work hns increased the strength, of dental golds as much as 50 per cent and has doubled their ductility. One alloy dcslgried for springs by which dentists strengthen teeth is able to bear a load of 130,000 pounds to the square inch. The mixture of various oUier metals, with the gold governs tno color of the alloy, the experiment showed.

An addition of more than 5 per cent of palladium turns gold dead white," that will match a tooth, while ccppcr reddens it. Platinum and sliver also produce a white alloy, but lo a less degree than palladium. The precious metal contents of the various alloys produced ranged from 60 to 90 per cent. "Of the present lack of knowledge of structural dentistry In the denial profession." ho declared, "there seems to be no question." In a New York address before a Medical Society, Dr. Bloodgcocl, cancer specialist nnd professor ot clinical medicine nt Johns Hopkins, the leading medical university in the country, said that present treatment includes practical methods ot preventing cancer of the inoulh nnd skin, which he hoped vfoulfi in a tew years eliminate those diseases.

"I feel confident that my siu- dcuts i i fifteen or twenty 'ears will not see cancer of Uie noulh, but will only read about It." said. "Smokers who aro very careful to keep their teeth clean nnd Einootli and who stop smoking moment they notice a white atch or experience the tensallou of a sore mouth will never get cancer." Thirty years' observation, he snid. Has demonstrated that cancer or the external type does not begin as cancer, but in a local area of no- normal cells. These cells arc ol two-types: First, those displaced embryonic life nnd giving rise if the undcr-the-sklu black mole, and second, normal cells that have been Irritated by any injury, such HS sore spot on lite skin or wliilc patch in the mouth. By the simple process of early detection and treatment cnnccr ol the skin nnd mouth has been reduced from more than 80 to lew; than 15 per cent.

Dirt and general neglect nrc the factors principally responsible for these types of external cancer. "In my i a beautiful woman, correctly Informed or not," lie added, "rnroiy, if ever, suflcra from these diseases. Such a pays attention immediately any spot on skin. She nlso takes such good care of tcctli that, even if she smokes, she keeps her teeth so clean that chronic irritation, the csuse of cancer' oC tne mouth. Is prevented." Dr.

BVoodgood said that since ngf thickens nnd wrinkles the skin, old people should use some toilet wn- ter containing nt least 10 per cent of alcohol. Because tiie stsln loses iis natural Etcreticn in age, elderly people should npply such ns vaseline or coki cvcnm. For injuries to the skin, Ur. Biocdgood advised the use cf sonp and water, followed by medicated alcohol and vaseline or 2 per ccni yciicw oxide of mercury ointment. Speaking of (he "danger signals of cancer," nicoclgoocl emphasized the iir.poi'tance of immediate medical In case or' pains )n the region of bone Joint which sufferer thinks Is rheumatism, a bruise or a "Charlie horse." The measure, he said, is an X-ray examination.

Prisoner Leaps Into Bay and Rescues Mule A general prisoner, with several years to serve, is In the hospital on I Governors Island wondering what Col. Nelson Morris Sues I his reward will be for saving the Paris Music Hall publican ticket badly divided and under ordinary election metn- PARIS-- (Jolcnel Nelson Morris of Chicago, nephew of Ira Nelson Morris, American Minister to Sweden, has filed suit against the management of the Palace, a Paris music hall, for allowing his wife, Jane Aubert, a former French actress, to appear on the stage. Although Jane Aubert sued tor divorce, Colonel Morris declares that the decree haj not yet been grani- ed and maintains that she has na right to appear on the stage with- 'out his permission. Re asks 200,000 francs pUu 9.000 franca for each flight his wife appears. SWOBOnSH CATCH BIG BAN DUCK), than 3.500 n-ordftsh, averaging 300 pounds each, were taken in Sir.

Diego's offshore waters during the commercial broadblll seaaon of last year. life of June, an amiable a mule, backed over the sea wall Wednesday with a cartload ol snow. Burdened with harness and cart. June was in a b.id way, and Her driver and other soldiers were unable to think of menus ot siivtng her until prisoner ran up, borrowed a'pocketknllc nnd leaped Into the water. He cut June loose from the cart, and then, heedless of his dripping garments, superintended her rescue, which tcflk three and a half hours, and was accomplished at last by means of a block and tackle.

June Is in a special stall, con- slrucled in the cellar of one of the post buildings ncnr the heater. EDDIE'S EATING FEAT DUE WE8T, S. 0--Eddie Stokes, a negro, consumed a pound sau- sage, a pound ot cheese, 24 bananas, six cinnamon rolls and complained because his sponsors, Erskine College' students, wouldn buy him a.