The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 30, 1997 · Page 12
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HAP A COMBING ACCIPENT ; THI5 MORNIN6 J ( WERE THERE ANV ,. ^L^- SURVIVORS ? Ptektes Rex Morgan, M.D. Jumble BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these lour Jumbles, one teller to each square, lo lorm lour ordinary words. INGGO | ^ > •v. j f^ "^ s ^ 01997 Tnbun* M«Jil StMtei. Inc. Right) Rmrved ENVAH ROCTAV f > V J LAWHER HOW THE MAKE UP ARTIST PE5CRIBEP THE FORECASTER. Now arrange Ihe circled lelters lo form Ihe surprise answer, as suggested by Ihe above cartoon. Answer: Till' K. -^^, j^v ^/Tv ^ (Answers tomorrow) Yesterday's I Jumbles: AFTER EXULT GAMBOL FUSION I Answer; The young prince's first attempt to ride a The young prince's first attempt lo r horse became this - A NOBLE EFFORT Cryptoquip SZT QMMAH QMDA KBMETOTTITE KRYIDH DROTK SM BFDD ZRYKTDA F STT SMSFDTE. Yesterday's Cryptoquip: NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MONTH SOLDIERS HATE MOST IS CERTAINLY MARCH. Today's Cryptoquip clue: A equals F The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. The Lockhorns "UEROY WASN'T THE ONLY FISH IN THE SEA ... JUST THE FIRST ONE TO TAKE THE BAIT." Family Circus .I K.tni. .„.. Dm ny Cowies SyntJ, inc. "Sometimes I get my shoes on the wrong feet, but I always get my socks right." Crossword BY EUGENE SHEFFER ACROSS 1 Airborne vampire 4 Touch 8 One of the Three Bears 12 Actress Thurman 13 Asia's mistress 14 Something to shake or break 15 Voting favorably 16 Fruit 18 Bilbo Baggins' nephew 20 Clinton's 43 Small plateau 44 Aussie hopper 46 Swiss mathematician 50 Fruit 55 Tin Man's prop 56 Exchange premium 57 One of the Baldwins 58 Humor magazine of note 59 Animated character 60 Carnival attraction DOWN 1 Fan 2 Cupid's forte 3 Poi base 4 Left, to right? 5 Feathery accessory 6 Grecian vessel 7 Labels 8 Zany 19 Conk out 22 First person 23 Antitoxin 25 Thunder god 26 Thunderclap 27 Nashville entertainment 28 Padlocked fastener movie sibs 29 Honolulu's instrument 61 Early hrs. 9 Actress MacGraw 10 Lavatory sign 11 The time of your life 17 Listening device 21 Claire and Balin 24 Suggesting older styles 28 Fruit 32 Industrial arts 33 Motorists' org. 34 "West Side Story" song 36 Crew member 37" —of Fools" 39 Fruit 41 Whines Solution time: 28 mins. 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