Cumberland Evening Times from Cumberland, Maryland on October 13, 1955 · Page 3
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• Wtl •&'.i^WAtoT^D:^i*<"£ BYfNINO TIMES, •ifcutf .iiiLlMV.. Rbiilinint ^ : € : . ; .-;;;;' •'; .;'Bjr ( ,'CHARLES ;MfcRCER V,/• j- ( : ,V NEW iVORK W^-' ; Will • Rogers .-.'. ence said, "Everything, is funny, as long a's it's • happening to some- .'•:• f'Now mpst .of the comedians'who Afire -coming back to television this "cason .:have : comc -.Hack; 'everything has to: be funny'even, though it's happening to them: instead of . somebody it'lse. ''\-'"'• .'• .'-,-, >'v : '"" . '• GeorgeiGobel. and;Jackie JGiea son are. back. Bob Hope and Milton -..-Eerie- have 1 put. in ../appearance's! Jack Benny! and Jimmy Durante and Red ;,Skeltoii.,and -.Groucho Marx --survive.There are'new faces oh the set such as Johnny. Carson : . arid Phil 1 Silvers. '- '•••' . .-• * It's Persoial Matter • .The business of judging what's . funny 'is pretty much- a^-personal ihatter.' between' a-viewer and-his :. ict;-:-' '. . f ' "'• '•••"•• -. While nobody asked my highly .. personal opinion, here it 'is:any• way/ .-(7 ••;'.- • :••• . • •• • ;'-.- : --. ; . ^' Gobel ihade me laiigh more on .his. opening show than f did'at the .. end of last season • when I. was laughing : pretty, hard.- He's; wisely killed., off: that : husband-wife .rou- . tine and if-he doesn't belabor.his °. e - : ' •mother routine;too heavily, and .-keeps floating lightly. he'll have • irie laughing 'all season. Gleasori,.'on the. other band, Now She Shops "Cash and Carry Without Painful B.ck.ch. i KucirinE backnchc. litjidadic, ormusciiUl ftches ft . , nmy fame on wtthovei-Hr«;r- . ilmin. A i»l Iulk» who cat and drink unwisely : •ornctlm« t ifuffcr riiild bladder irritation : t .;wtlh that r«IlMui; uncomfonabte fwltuic.' : If jrDtntremi«cniblFitnd wornuuibecMUM' af these d!M»mr(jrt^!)(«ti l s Pills offcn iiclp by Utcir pain relicvine nction.by their wxtth- • ing effect to.i-'KKc bliulder intialiou. iiriil fay ihpir mild diuretic action througfi Ute fc Idner* — teDrtinB to lncrr*w the output of U>c 15 toitec.Q( Vfdney. la\>ft. . ; , , . \ . So if nnReinp,l«ck»elie (n«fcw you frt] draKcird-out,misemUe...withr«Ut*((,NlMi>- |f-«f ni£hU... don't wait.. .try Duan'* I*i!U... Itct (h*T nwSie'TiKppir.'rcTJtf'infllioiia hxve «n- Group To Attend Forest* pri liash't amused me. of VThe. lloncymoohers. ot.his husband-wife bickering:roii- .inc. That's his formula','of course, i.in the openers I'm -:dyspeptic:. then/his insistence >hersJ" : rin tired oii lopping eyerybbdy's line nettles and he must figurc^he's stuck with presses.™ as a'•'wiltjr• guy. arid. it. But 1 .don't see' why .he should I lope has his ups and downs with me,' but in general he .gets laughs Btrlc Tries Too Hard . Berle. strikes : me . as. trj-ihg loo hard.. But Benny/, as. relaxed . as ever,; makes - ; me- relaxed- too: Du- rahte .is, in my .wife's ..words, -"a sweet little guy : full of warmth,-' vhich.-is what much of humor should -• be." ' Skelton sinipiy , isn't " ; O.T; C. Acting Olf f iccirs my dish "• because nearly all his routines are hauhtingly familiar. Groiiclio amuses me except when BUNIONS me; Silvers; as :l've'^said before entertains nie mightily'/Carson im admire his'iexperimehtal approach to'.video. . A\' nurhber of area ' men .'are among. 79 advanced .Army 'ROTC students at West. Virginia University, :.Mqrgaht'own', who, have been appointed temporary cadet ; of fi- ' ' '' \ Get tiii. »u D-Scholls linopad STACEY'S MARKET 51 N. Centre St. DIAL PA-4-6S66 .. . . . -..,. , They -include: Maryland— Jqhr . "Holmes, Richard C. Po« and bcrald L '.' liarfisohV Jr., Cumberland; 'John M; Dickinson, Lpnacon- ing; -James F. t>evine;.and Rich. ard C.- Shoppert, Westernpbrt; ! Wayne'.' K. Harrhan, . Accident; t ni«r.Lifii! Roger k. Gibson, Mt. Lake Park.' West Virginia— Max D. Carpen- l !er and William H. Loy.- Romney; Ho ^. D: Di?ve Jr-] . Mathias; Robert J. Coffman and Albert E.' Zalatoris, Davis; Paiil T. Dayjon. 1 William M. Bane and Joe A. Swisher, Keyser. - ..' . ' - Fresh Clams Cherryitbn* . dor 49e Chowder .. . doz 59c -. FreiK and Cooked Shrimp Freih Flounder Filet» Fretr) Haddock Filett Soft Shell Crabi Lobtter Tails Salmon Steort . Halibut Steaks Freih Deep Sea SCALLOPS CRAB MEAT n- CHINCOTEAGUE OYSTERS li. Qts. Pts.-j«-V and in SHEUS Porgics ....... Ib. 29c Norfolk Spots .; Ib. 39e Eels (drctt) .... ib. 49C Cotfiih (dre.t) .. Ib. 59c Sea Trout (large) lb.49c Salt Mack'tl FileMb. 49c . Ro<k''Boss;';Kfi : '-ilb;;! Butter Fijh .. . . 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