Times Herald from Olean, New York • Page 2

TWO. THE CLEAN EVENING TIMES, MONDAY, MAY 4, 1931 THE GUMPS-- NOT FOR SALE By Sidney'Smith ON-VOU OOM'T DON'T TRY TO POOL, i TOOK YOUR, BANK BOOK A.NO I'M 60IN6 TO Nb faOOUY AND BUY AUU TW5 STSMA SUIP LINES MJb ALL. THE RMLROAb COMPANIES IN TME WORLb VNMA.T YOU HAt IN GASOLINE ALLEY- WALT OVERLOOKED SOMETHING DOC, Or-JLN HE IMSiSTS ON! RUNNING IN OF MN CAR. HE'LL' BE PLATT6MED OUT 8N SOMEBODY 0. O.

Mclntyre New York Day By Day BUCK ROGERS. 2431 A.D.- By Phil Nowlan and Dick Calkins SlAMf CRAB MAD SCUTO.ED Off IMTO uis oceAU CAVE vgrtH oue AUAWTlAkl GUIDE. MOMEUY HERE'S EMOUGU IIS TO MAKE MEAt S4UO FOB A WHOLE DISTRICT rr wAsM'T -rue RAB WHO CAME OUT- on BUCK. LOOK MERE 6EY OOr OP MV, WAY, i'W 6 AMD BESCUE IOE PALQOKA WE ARE STILL A SERIOUS GOODNESS KNOWS "-L BE-TAKEN OFF THE HAX OME THROUGH SUCH AJrtARBOWlNG EXPERIENCE W(TH SO BRAVE PRCVEN VOURSELVES EACH AND EVERYONE TO BE A OUR BOARDING HOUSE-- By Ham Fisher WE MUST ALL DO OUR SHARE. MONEY AND POSITION MEAN.

NOTHING NOW. EVERYONE MUST WORK BOYS UNLOAD IT-IE BOAT, AND WE'LL START BUILDING SHELTERS TRIPE HOW, ABOUT OUR MWCH VJCTt-O. STRIPLlW IN PHILIV JUNE WE GOT TEN THOUSAND POSTED PER OUR 1 D'YA HEAR Trim? WE UOSE TEN THOUSftNO BUCKS DOM'T YOUSE FEEL. BW KNOBBY I GOT A WHICH I WN EVERYTHIN 1 UP ASSURED AM 1 SICk.OR AM I SICK TW MIGHT EVEN TAKE TH''CHAMPEENSHIP AWAV FFJOM US JOE HAS A DON'T MISS TOMORROW New York, May of a modem Pepys: and' a flatter over my new bedside bookcase arid arranging in' roUtion the volumes I desire to read. So to saunter across- town with Bernard Sobel, the grammarian, and in this mad, motor age.

we seemed the last of the vanishing flaneurs. In front of the Nora Bayes theatre came upon Al Jolson, the minstrel, and while chatting Texas Guinan came along. "You've met Jolson?" I ventured. "Met him?" "We used to' sell medicine together." and came upon an ambulance carrying off a poor fellow who fainted gazing at a freak show. To dinner at the Irvin Cobbs with my wife.

And their daughter Buff and husband-Steve Brodie there. Also Pat- and Rupert Hughes and Rupert and the host in rare conversational 'form. Late to bed reading William Seabrook's' "Jungle Ways" in which he told of eating cooked human flesh, to me quite horrible. --00-Rupert Hughes was cornered by a professional bore the lounge of a club the other afternoon. After a long wi'iiddd solo about in particular, Hughes finally interjected "Not so loud.

The people at the next table are yawning-." Jn night libraries of New York, 90 per cent, of those who stay in the reading rooms until lights go out are Jewish faith. Some are middle aged and some shawled-and- bewigged replicas of those figures in shadowy doorways of the Ghetto. Many elderly couples brought from the world by successful children attend night schools lo themselves and keep in step with the new. In the samel fashion and impelled by the.common passion of. their the Yiddish theatres presenting the best plays are --00-The new Cloud Club on the 68th floor of the Chrysler-building has the wealthiest membership of any luncheon' organization in town.

It lias 110 members and'seen'there-- daily are such notables as Charles M. Schwab, Walter Chrys-" ler, Bernard Gimbel, Jules Bache and so on. Women a not permitted save on Saturday during the sunTmer(months. In one section windows are especially high so affected by altitude cannot look out. --00-- Personal nomination for the most inspiring-radio talk of the current year--Vash Young's "A Fortune to Share Good old Beaunash, of the theatre program, can always''' pinch hit when a columnist is fanning the air Hear his- latest tweodle-de-dee: "Not so long ago town and clothes overlapped.

One could hardly tell one from the other, rus in urbe idea w.as a phobia. Out of the welter." emerges the correct idea that field and street can never meet- any more than East and West in the Kipling ballad. So the Norfolk jacket is by way of being restored to favor. The a is also a up." --00-One of the legends is that Beaunash is himself a sar- tonal disappointment. His name as I recall, is Alfred Bryan" and he is nothing of the sort.

He is quite the dandy. all Paris knows her-- Chanel, the dressmaker, burst upon New York and Hollywood like a vivid' They found Mile. Gabrielle the mostUndependerit lady visitor of many years, awed by nothing. The Great Garbo means no more ni her life than a blue-Moused i ot the pensions. For years she has expressed a quick and somewhat malicious humor with wealthy women whe flock to her rue Cambon atelier.

She has imposed poverty on grand ladies, forcing them to wear tricots, the clothing of peasants and to store their glittering jewels in safety boxes and wear false ones she devised. She, herself knew biting poverty girlhood and as "La Coco Magnifique" there is a hidden and tigrinc ferocity behind her purring smile --00-fin, the is Tribune: "Mclntyrc yaps about tips like a ventriloquist dummy." Will someone please toss me back in the Not Hard, But Not Easy By Ahern MV MAM6 IS SQUIRSS I'p LlkS-TQ SMGA6E A I i AIRV A DO McrT I PLAV trie EM lAi tHE MO OP MV BUSINESS IS I I riAiye A ROOM -THAT (5 COMFORTABLE! UJOLli-P HAVE MV ROOM trie Most OF-THE HGUSE: I RESTFUL. it is so Q.UIET kEEP A CLOCK -TO BREAK" OUT OUR WAY-- By Williams ILL. DO aoe BOT LEMME Teli. BlGt SHore DlS IS ME LAST JOB PER VOUSE.

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