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A friend of mine Insisted on my trying the Cutlcura Remedies, but I did not give thorn a trial until I got so bad that I bad to do something. I secured a set and by tho time they were used I could see a vast Improvement nnd my bauds and feet were healed up In no time. I have bad no trouble since. Charles T. Iinuer, II.

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Cod be thanked for books? They are the voices of the distant am the dead and make us heirs of the spiritual life of pant ages. Books are true levelers. They give to all who will faithfully use them the society, the spiritual presence, of the best and greatest of our race. No matter how poor I am, no matter though the prosperous of my own time will not enter my obscure dwelling, If the sacred writers will enter and tnke up their abode under my roof If Milton will cross my threshold to sing to me of paradise, nnd Shakespeare to open to me thu world of Imagination and the workings of the human heart, and Frnnk-11 to enrich me with his practical wisdom I shall not pine for want cf Intellectual companionship, and I may become a cultivated nmn, though excluded from what is called the best society in the place where I live. William Ellery Channlng.

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Y. Ho Delayed Ihe (mine. An Kustern college graduate applied for work in a Michigan lumber camp, says a writer In Everybody's Magazine. Me was told to occupy himself with one end of a cross-saw, the other end being In charge of an old uud experienced lumberman. At tho end of tho serond day the young man's strength began to wane.

Suddenly the old man stopped tho saw a moment. "Sonny," he said, not unkindly, "I don't mind yer riding on this saw, but If it's Jest tho same to you I wish you'd keep yer feet off the ground." Don't Spoil Yfinr Clothes, t'se Ited Cross Hall Iliua and keep them white in snow. All grocers, 3 cents a puck-e. Just nnd Merciful. If we may Judgo by an Isolated ex-nmplo reported In the Kansas City Journal, little girls nre well qualified for Jury duty.

While the lawyers were arguing the case of little Ezra Moul-ton, charged with Incorrigibility, before the probation oftlrcr of the Juven-llo court of Wyandotte County, the Judge Invited a bevy of little girls, who had come as witnesses, into his private office. "Now," began the Judge, when the little witnesses were all seated In an expectant circle, "now most of you came here in behalf of tho defendant, llttlo Ezra Moulton. I have written my decision on this slip of paper. You will each take one of these slips and write cn It your opinion as to what the punishment of Ezra Moulton should be a good whipping by his mother, or several long years In the hoiif-B cf (oriettlon. When the Judge returned to the office, after leaving the Jury to medl tate a few minutes, he found them all In favor of the whipping.

"That was what I had written," said the Judge, trlinphantly. "Th6 lurv Is dismissed." Who llnuicht Them. A man engaged in buying a necktie for himself turned the pile over and over, und at last luid aside two na not worthy of further consideration. The salesman picked out one of the rejected ties, and placed it in a sep arate box. Tho buyer, according to the New York Sun, asked If the sales man had placed It with those he was looking at by mistake.

"Oh, no," was the response, "but we hnve orders when five or six men turn down a tie to take It out and put it aside." "What becomes of them?" asked the other. "We sell them to women who come In here to buy ties for men." THE NEW WOMAH. Mnilu Over by (lulttliiK Coffee. Coffee probably wrecks a greater perceutage of Southerners than of Northern people for Southerners uso It more freely. The work It does Is distressing enough in some Instances; as an Illus tration, a woman of Richmond, writes: "I was a coffee drinker for years and for about six years my health was completely shattered.

I suffered fear fully with headaches and nervousness? also palpitation of the heart and loss of appetite. "My sight gradually began to fail and finally I lost the sight of ouo eye altogether. The eye was operated upon and tho sight partially restored, then I became totally blind in the other eye. "My doctor used to urge me to give up coffee, but I was willful and con tinned to drink It until Anally in a case of severe illness the doctor insist ed that I must give up the coffee, so I began using Postum and in a month I felt like a new creature. "I steadily gained In health and strength.

About a month ago I began using Grape-Nuts food and the effect has been wonderful. 1 really feel like a new woman and have gained about 25 pounds. "I am quite an elderly lady and before using Postum and Grape-Nuts I could not walk a square without exceeding fatigue, now I walk ten or twelve without feeling it. Formerly in reading I could remember but little but now my memory holds fast what I read. "Several friends who have Been the remarkable effects of Postum and Grape-Nuts on me have urged that I give the facts to tho public for the sake of suffering huma'nlty, so, although I dislike publicity, you can publish this letter If you like." Read "The Road to Wellville," In pkgs.

"There's a Reason." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. REVIEW OF OHIO i Adjutant General Wcybrecht has Issued an order mustering out the company of the Third Regiment nt Ml- amisburg and ordering tho recruiting of a now company to take Its place at Dayton. William Tatterson, of Homoworth, escaped from his attendants in the State Hospital and found his way to tho shower bath room, where ho turned ou the hot water and walked tinder tho spout. His back and shoulders were scalded und he died.

Mrs. Henry Dearth, wealthy member of the Apostolic Holiness church, is dead at Washington, C. after a long Illness, during which sho refused tho services of a physician and de pended on prayer. A doctor was called, too late to suvo the woman's life. While being rowed In a boat from O'Connor's Landing, Lewlston reservoir, to Russel's point, Mrs.

Harry Zurmehly, of Lima, stopped ut nn Island and In a cottage becamo the mother of twins. An ambulance was summoned and mother und children were conveyed to Lima. A new substitute for liquor In a dry town has been unearthed by the llel-lalre authorities. Thirteen drunks wero before the Mayor on one morning and when questioned closely us to where they got their stuff, one said It was purchased at a drug store in the form of "hot drops," which Is sold for crumps In tho stomach. Profanity In the sign language Is one of tho charges made against Allen Hitchcock in his suit ugalnst Min nie Hitchcock for divorce.

Ho alleges that, besides Hinging forks and utlier weapons at him, she employed her fingers to call him blistering names. llnlh are deaf mutes of Columbus und formerly lived in Portsmouth. In answer to the advertisement for a wile tif Malcolm Carlson, foreman of a sheep ranch near Kawllns, and a three weeks' courtship by mall, Miss Umlse Antrim, a pretty blonde of Soniervlllc, Itutler County, left on her long journey unattended. Her fu ture husband will meet her ut Omaha, where they will be married. Claiming that her services as house keeper were worth $7 per week Mrs.

Kliza .1. KartiH, of Carey, has sued Edwin P.rown for Mr. llrown Is 90 years old, and has given much to educational Institutions nnd churches the past few years. Within the past month he has given to the Toledo Deaconess Hospital a $10,000 building In memory of his wife. Mr.

Iirown lives in Flndlay. Plans have been accepted and the contract let for the construction of ft new homo for tho Deposit Hanking Company In Delaware. The building will bo of Amherst stone, with somewhat of a classic design. All tho fixtures will bo of steel or white marble and the bulldmg will be ono of tho In tho city. Edward W.

Illerco of Cleveland is tho architect and tho contract has been awarded to 7. C. Pollock, ulso of Cleveland. Deputy Attorney General Cunningham, of Pennsylvania, will con-duet nn Inquiry at Cleveland soon to determine who shall receive tho reward for the capture of James Iloyle and his wife, the kidnappers of Willie Whltla. The Stale of Pennsylvania offered a reward of less tho cost of the conviction, for the capture of the kidnappers.

So far Patrick O'Reilly, a Cleveland saloon keeper, Is the only applicant for the' reward. He Informed the police of the whereabouts of tho couplo on the night of March 23, and tho arrest followed in a few hours. With his mouth pried open by his tongue, which is swelled to an abnormal size, nnd unable to speak a word, Jock Eckstein, of Massillon, Is confined to his homo as the result of an unusual accident. While attending to tho engine nt the Crystal mine northeast of Massillon, Eckstein was about to throw a shovelful of coal Into the furnace, when the furnace door flew open nnd struck the pipe which ho was smoking so sharply that the end of the stem of the pipe was driven into his tongue. His tongue immediately began to swell and he since has been unable to speak a word or take Bolld food.

What Is said to be a genuine Strad-avarlus violin is In the possession of Jesso Tryon, 709 West State street, Fremont. Mr. Tryon recently returned from the West bringing his treasure with hi in. He secured it for a watch In a trade with a Canadian, who had secured it from another Canadian In whose family It had been for three or four generations. Neither Tryon or the trader was aware of tho value of the Instrument.

It bears the imprint "An-tonious Strndavarlus, Cremonensis, Faclebat Anno 1790." Mr. Tryon will keep the violin for the present, although he has already had several tempting offers for It. An organization of reformed drunkards has been formed In Dayton with tho avowed purpose of helping their fellow men Into paths of sobriety. The proprietor of a sanitarium fathers the new organization. Jacob Esper, of Columbus, for the past thirty years treasurer of tho Grand Grove of Druids of Ohio, has resigned and has been succeeded by Jacob Durst, of Dayton.

Ho was. presented with a magnificent jewel by the Grand Lodge officials. Minnie Cook, wife of Dr. L. E.

Cook, of Forest, Is dead. The excitement In cident to attending a ball game is Bald to have affected her heart and caused death. She was 31 years old and leaves a family. Miss Harriet Tripp, a teaiher In the Springfield public schools. Is suffering with a badly swollen arm, caused by sticking herself with a pin point.

The member is swollen to three times Its normal size and she Is confined to her bed on account of the pain. The at tending physician fears blood poison Ing. William Shigley, 26 years of age, a Logan County farmer, while pitching hay, fell from a barn loft onto the tines of au upturned pitchfork. His body was impaled and he is dying. "ISushnell," the ijrmor famous lad' der climbing watefspanlel of Lon Swickhelmer, of Delaware, died a few days ago at the age of 15 years.

Ho was born the day Governor Dushnell was first elected and when his owner was a minute man In tho fire department learned to reach the top of a ladder quicker than any member of the department. I W. V. During, mall carrier, lias been appointed Postmaster at Holgatu for having stood highest in tho civil service examination. Sacrificing his own llfo to save Hint of his 10-yoar-old sou, George Gust, a well-known mail of Dayton, was killed by a passing train.

Thu son was probably fatally Injured. The resignation of Postmaster William S. Fornshell, Camden, has been officially aanoiinced. K. O.

llarrett and V. J. King, both of Camden, hnvo forwarded application. Wllllo Washburn, uged 10, and Henry Miller, aged 9 years, fought for a railway signal torpedo found in tho street ut Sandusky, mistaking It for patent pocketliook containing money. Miller won, and In trying to get nt the contents exploded it.

His eyes were blown out and his right hand was torn off. A short 'time ago Mamie H. Scull was granted a divorce from John II. Scull, a Columbus traveling salesman, and restored to her maiden name. Last ween ut tno Kpwiuih M.

rc. parsonage she was remarried to her former hus band. "We Just couldn't live without each other," said the bride, who Is 23 years old and pretty. A T. I.

passenger train was saved from a disastrous wreck by the presence of niliid of Charles Joslyn, a farmer. Ono of the streams over which the railroad passes had become swollen and driftwood was plied on tho track Just around a curve. The farm er, by tin- aid of his wife's old red pet ticoat, flagged the train and the crew went ahead and cleared the track. During ilio absence of the office employes at. the John Hall brick yards at Tlflln, the place was entered aid tho pay envelopes of the employes taken.

The pay roll Is more than $.100, and but a few dollars escaped tho thief. A woman working near the brick yard saw a man rim from the office nnd gave the police a description of him. Two suspects were arrested but released when they could not be identified bv the woman. Tho much derided "rat," affected these days by young women In their coiffures, has scored point In Its own favor. Miss Olllo Phillips, a handsonia Columbus girl, following the femlniiui fashion in alighting from a street car on Cleveland avenue, got off tha wrong way.

She alighted on her head and was rendered unconscious. The doctor asserts that if It had not been for her "rat" her skull would have been fractured. Through a new pocket map which has been got nut by direction of County Engineer Galller. Wood County Is thown to be literally lined with stono At the present tirno there aro C2j miles of completed road. 33 miles in course of building and 17 miles more about to be sold.

Toledo autolsts hava discovered that practically every town can bo reached In the county by means of good roads and they ure availing themselves of their use. Mrs. Mnmle Jordan, the Dayton woman who Is compelled to feed herself through a tube which Is inserted In her side, pouring in the liquids through a funnel and pushing In the solids with a rod, was arrested by Officer Goetz. She had poured so much liquor through the tube that It Intoxicated her. Judge Long dismissed her nuder a suspended sentence.

Mrs. Jor dan's throat has completely closed, the result of eating lye Borne time ago. In the absence of Its mother from the house In Oberlln, und when tho 4-months-old child of Fred Mitchell, colored, was lying on a lied in Mitchell's home, the ll-year-nld son of neighbor, also colored, pulled tho child from the bed and pounded and tram pled It almost to death. He chewed its cheek and ran a stick up its nose. The cries of the infant attracted the mother, who arrived in time to pre vent the child from being killed on tho spot.

As It is it will probably die. Tho savagery of tho boy Is puzzling the physicians. The first of a series of tortures for Jack Illnes, hobo, begun nt the Coun ty Jail in MaryBVllle when he was given a bath. Not Blnce childhood has Hines known the watery embrace of a tub, and he fought furiously when the Sheriff nnd his assistants arrived with soap und towels. Illnes was arrested for breaking into a school house and was sentenced to thirty days.

It was apparent that nines had not known the efficacy of soapsuds for a very long time, nnd when the Sheriff asked him how he would like to scrub his cutlcnle the tramp said that he had constitutional objections. For something like thirty yeurs he had gone unwashed. Shouting with rage, Hines was Immersed and while two men held him a third applied a stiff brush. The prisoner was informed that he will be given a bath every twenty-four hours for ten days. The Springfield Gas Company struck a fine oil well near Glbsonville at a depth of 1,810 feet.

It took about two days to get the well under control, the pressure was so strong. Tho flow ol oil is estimated nt 150 barrels daily. MissHertha Keller, daughter of Rev. F. H.

Keller, of Stoutvllle, died of tetanic spasms. She became ill two weeks ago from cutting a wisdom tooth and tetanus developed. Miss Keller was 22 years of age. She was an accomplished musician. The Defiance Poultry and Pet Stock-Association will give Its annual poultry and pet stock show In Defiance the week of January 10.

Last year over 800 birds were entered In the show. Another big gas well has been found in Polk, five miles west of the big well at Ileedsburg. The gauge shows a pressure of 1,000,000 feet a day. The striking of gas In that section upsets the theory that the dip of the strata extended Into Wayne County and there is much hustling for leases. Grief for a son; who wns accidentally killed two months ago, resulted In the death of Mrs.

John Copeland at the hospital In Springfield. She had been despondent since the lad's death. Less than ten minutes before he was to accompany his wife to the christening of their first born child, the body of Frank Pollock was found dead In a shed In the rear ot his residence in Cleveland. Guests Invited to the christening found the body when they went In search of him to start for the church. He had committed suicide with a razor.

PUICIDE IN NEW YORK Im-rennlnu; nnd 'I here la Mora Miner Thc-ro tlinn In Mllion'a Hell. The rato of sulcldcB In this city has Increased tenfold in tho last fifty years, while the mortality rato has decreased, Bays a New York paper. Thcso wero facts emphasized by Dr. Edward T. Devine, professor of social economy at Columbia and general secretary of the Charity Organization Society, In the first of the three Kennedy lectures given for the New York School of Philanthropy.

Whatever may be the cause of sul-cldo, the fact, Dr. Devine was an evidence of misery. The city at present has 1,000 suicides a year; last year'g record was 77 In excess of that for any previous season. Forty-throe cases of attempted suicide were care; fully Investigated. Two were directly duo to poverty nnd four to unemployment.

The remaining 37 wore lnld to a varloty of reasons, which led the Investigators to the conclusion that poverty is not the greatest cause of suicide. Statistics also show that the age at which the greatest number of cases occur Is from ISO to 60. Three mon to ono woipnn.klll themselves. There are more suicides among Protestants than Catholics, more among Itoman than Greek Catholics, more among Greek catliollcs than Jews. There nre more kinds of mlserv In New York, Dr.

Devine declared, than Milton Imagined In his "hell." Con trary to the Idea that mlserv Is ret rlbutlon for a man's or parents' misdeeds, Dr. Devine stated that It de pended largely on conditions which society could control. He discussed at length the statement of a probation officer that nine-tenths of the ruiserv in New York could be traced to the soclid evil and pointed out that since tne rramlng of the model law In 1901 by William Baldwin and tho commit. toe of fifteen to protect the children In the tenements there had not been a single conviction. "The complete, unlnforcement Is most unfortunate breakdown of municipal government," Dr.

Devine declared, and he Bald that tho part of the police courts in It was "a miserable fiasco." SHORT METER SERMONS. Wisdom's IleKlnnlnc. There Is only one tbliiK that can gave our houIh nnd save society, nnd that Is "the fear of tho Iird, which is the beginning of wlmlom." Hev. Charles E. Spalding, Christian, Coro-nado, Cal.

Active Service. No life Is rich which la not mnn, festlng Itself In active service. Lif In every Rphero will Involve tha privilege nnd opportunity of toil. Ilev. M.

l.cRoy Ilurton, Congregation-allst, New Haven. Cnrblnir Ibe Appetites. If the bleeps require the dumb-bells, If Ihe Intellect require mathematics, logics and classics, bo the appetltei nnd desires require careful disciplining If the fullest life Is to be obtained Rev. A. A.

Brown, Episcopalian, Akron, 0. Th Prophet. The prophet stands with his finger on the pufse of the times, nnd hli words of soberness and truth like sweetening salt nre ca.st Into the very springs of royal power and influence. Rev. J.

Morrison Uarkley, Presby terian, Detroit. llrolherhood. Nothing without brotherhood Is worth while. Every man must dla who will have no neighbor or brother. Everything that stands In the way ol human peace and brotherhood must go.

Rev. Stephen S. Wise, Hebrew, New York City. Kinittlom of God. The Kingdom of Cod Is more than a fine sentiment or a beautiful figure of speech.

It la the realization of all our hopes and desires, of our highest aspirations and deepest longings. Rev. G. V. Grinton, Episcopalian Newburgh, X.

Y. The II el an of God, The reign of God begins in tha hir man heart by unselfishness, honesty and a hearty support of every enterprise that has for Ha end the better ment of social, economic and rellgloui conditions. Rev. G. W.

Grinton, Epis copalian, Newburgh, N. Y. Vnrepented flrpeutmice. For the many mistakes of the past we must have sincere regret, and for our sins sorrow, but If they have caused a "repentance not to be repent ed of" they have been mercifully for given us of God for Jesus Christ's sake, Rev. A.

W. Snyder, Presbyterian, New York City. DrlKhter Day. Look for. a brighter sunrise from some hill to-morrow.

Uiok for Bur-prises in the coming days. Look for the great thing that shall yet make your whole being to feel tho fellow' ship which it was made to entertain with the Infinite God. Rev. E. Powell, Christian, Louisville.

Demand for Good Children. The time has come when the future demands as good children as we have race horses and pet dogs. The In splratlon of the mother is all about her, and kindness and love can be molded Into the dally duties In the household Just as can the spirit of an tagonism. Rev. May Pepper Vander-bilt, Ind.

Spiritualist, Brooklyn, N. Y. The Same Charge. Chumplelgil had Just been fined $10 for exceeding the speed limit. "Now, your honor," he said, "I de sire to make charges against this po liceman who brought tne here." "What charge?" demanded the Judge.

"Same as mine, your honor," said Ghumplelgh. "If I was going 40 miles an hour in my car he must have gone 41 on his motorcycle or' he never would have caught me." Mokfi a l.lvlns aa Pawning Agent A woman who appeared In a nollco court the other day was K-rlbei as a "pawning agent." She nttV.an her llvlnc by pawning 1ilng3 for hor neighbors, who pay her a onv mlxxtoc because they bellove she can aeure larger loans than they could. ttatte a Shook. STtdegroom farpectantl7) Now, mj dear father-in-law, I wish to say just a word about my debt Fa'4hsrln-Xw (slapping him on the befc) Dld'jwi say debts? Why, my be', TO bet my debts exceed yours three to one! Flicgeuie Blaetter. The wise man keeps his temper evtn when he Is getting the worst of It.

I i I SOLID GOLD SILVER AWARD For To be Known as the AUdyf National CornTrophy National Corn Ovr one hundred tliousnnrl million (IAO.000.000.000) ears or corn worn grown "i mien rjt turn ini year, over a billion dollar wiiro mild for tlimn. Mure tluin a million and ft ciunrtur extru dollars wimt Into the ouckutauf lbs fanners for eorn tlilB yuur tliaa they received, for the previous your a crop. The reason for this maybe found In the faot that the peoplo of tuo United Statos aro beiflnninir to learn how dolloloua aura Is and to realize its full fuod value, i Kelloeii's Toasted Cum Flakes baa placed corn among the lndlipenablo ttoms of dnily fare. The nmkera therefore, aro Interested In tho development of the Klnir of Cnrnnls, and Uavo decided to award a beautiful truvhy fur the mau, wuuiau ur child who caa produce the beat ear of corn lu two dill erent aeasouH. Prcfcuor Holden, of the Iowa State.

Colloio, tho greatest authority on corn In tho world, will award the prize at, the Nii.tiuiiiil Cum KxpuMtluu. to be held at Omaha, Ilecenilierdth to 1Mb. 1H0U. 1 wo single rubm will am ern the elan, and they nre: that you send your best ear of eorn to the National Corn Kxpoaltlon, Omaha. tWiu Noveuilier 27 IWU' und that you ure a member of the Niiliuual Corn Association.

Full particulars regarding which uan be had writing to Katlumil Corn Kxoo.Htlim. Omaha. Nell. I le a lag aeoiiroly to your Hpimlinon and word It ror thu Kellogg Trophy Cuntoxt," anil write your niimo and address plainly. If yours Judged the host, you will get thu trophy fur PUD.

If you succeed again noxt year or mo year lonuwing. uiu iropny win ouuuuiu yuur piuperijr iur all tune, lu other words, you niuet produoo tho best ear of ooru two different years. There will bo no restriction. Any man. woman or child belonging to the Association oan enter.

It will be open to every atute 111 tuo Union, rroteeeor wore corn por acre la ono oojcci oi tuo awaru, uui, vue uimu yuifueo v. tuv Increasing the Quality of Com Used in Making rwi it. I HP TOASTED CORN FLAKES A Many peoplo think we have reached the point of perfection In Toasted Corn Flakes as it ivrhnns via liave. If you haven't tried It. begin your education lu good things to -Vn eat" today, All grocers hava It.

'vh, KELLOGG TOASTED CORN FLAKE Bailie Creek, Mich. Cornflakes Mi has ihis Signature Give an Tnke. Councilman Henry Hollo, of Atlantic City. Is piishlnR a bill to prohibit cameras on Atlantic City's Incomparable white beaches. 'Thero are cameras nnd cameras," said -Mr.

Bolte tho other day, "and some of them do nothing but good. Yet I nm convinced that all must go, though I can see the other side of tho question, too. Every question has Its two sides. It Is like tne dluloguo of Dlogetvs nnd Arlstippus. Aristlppus one day passed by Diogenes tho cynic.

where ho sat before his tub eating cabbage. Diogenes saluted with a sneer the splendidly clad Aristlppus at tho head of his glittering retinue. Oh, ho said, sourly, 'If you knew how to live on cabbage, you would not have to flutter "Aristlppus waved his hand airily to the pessimistic philosopher. 'Oh, ho retorted, smil ing, 'if you knew how to flatter kings you would not have to live on A SURE SIGN. When It Ainra Aet at Onee.

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HO cents a box. Fos-tcr-Mllburn Buffalo. N. Y. Qutek Growing I-'luwera.

One morning you drive through the woods and see nothing but the usual green of winter; two days after on the same road you behold afar what seems to bo a huge white sheet showing through tho tree trunks and bushes, says a 'Pass Christian correspondent in the St. Louis (Mo.) Globe-Democrat. It Is not a sheet merely a solid curtain of Cherokee roses, waxy, white, fragrant and blooming so thickly that only here and there is any green to bo seen. A big dead tree that has been showing gray and hideous for months turns overnight Into an enormous purple bouquet; It is the work of a wistaria, sending down showers of lavender sweetness with every puff of wind. Sweet olive, bridal wreath, wild Jas-silne and fifty others rush into a prodigality ot bloom that seems a wicked, delightful extravagance to northern eyes, and the noble army of lilies marches op the side of each path and waves Us banners beneath every wall.

taurch M'ltbont Feea. The rector at Alderley, England, declared at his vestry meeting that his parish church was now entirely free from fees. He Btated that he had a conscientious objection to receiving either marriage or burial fees, afed thought they were a source of abuse. Alderley is said to be the only parish church In England where there are no fees. Vlena oa Peace, "Won't It be lovely when peace reigns throughout the world?" she exclaimed.

"Yes," replied the man, "and I think there'd'be money in bidding for the guns and other Junk the nations would have to sell. Philadelphia Public Ledger. Every package of Post Toasties Contains a little book "Tid-Bits made with Toasties." A couple of dozen recipes Of fascinating diskes; A Kelp in entertaining Home folks or company Pkgs. 10c and 15c At grocers. the Best Ear of Corn To be Awarded at the Exposition, Omaha, noiaen win juuife me corn ij on vim FASHION HINTS The attractive feature of this pongee gown is the embroidery done in daisy pattern, in silk to matcn tin material- ne waisi ana sieeve enrti is iiuvw-QUEER TROPICAL DISHES.

Colonel Itannevrlt Will Have Opportunity to Snni pie Many. While Colonel Roosevelt Is in Africa, eays the New York Press, ho will have an opportunity of tasting that dell-clous dish, baked elephant's foot. The Elephas Indlcus or Eiephas (Lozodon) Afrlcanus walks on his toes and the balls of his feet. The real foot of an elephant extends up some distance from the ground. Like the "trotter" of the hog, the foot of the elephant Is full of gluten, and the flesh.

If properly baked, is very tender, tasting something between pork and chicken. From a freshly killed elephant tho foot Is cut off at the ankle and baked in a hole in the ground which has previously been heated with hot Btones left In the bottom. The foot having been put Into the hole, which Is made Just about big enough to receive It some natives line the hole with green leaveB sand Is shoveled over It aad It Is left to cook. One must not be In a hurry for his dinner. When taken out and the thick skin peeled away a delicious morsel awaits the epicure.

Alligator soup nnd roast lion may be had for the ex-presldentlal table If supplies run short In the African wilderness. A few years a famous French naturalist gave a dinner In the Iluo Richelieu, Paris, at which these "dainties" were served. Alligator fioup tastes very much like clear turtle soup. People who have eaten roast Hon pronounce It to be of a savory and delicate flavor, but a trifle tough. Somewhere In his wanderings Colonel Roosevelt will strike the land of camels and may have a chance to partake of the flesh of the "ship of the desert." Camel's flesh Is white like veal, but tastes like beef.

The Arabs consider the hump a great delicacy. As to roast monkey, Captain Clapper-ton, the African explorer, declares that "they are by no means unpleasant to the taste. In fact, nine out of ten would eat them with the certain conviction that they were eating rabbit, and not bad rabbit, either." Kolclde for a Ncorpinn. If a scorpion finds himself licked by a centipede, which is usually the cane, though both little things put up a desperate fight, the scorpion commits suicide. It twists its tall portion and stings itself in the back of the neck and drops dead.

A dad I.aek. Speeder That auto of mine doesn't go fast enough." Roaster What's the matter? Speeder Several victims have complained that they inew what struck them, which means something defective. And I am not cruel. Not Vet, bnt Sometime. Man from the City You Intend to keep bees, I suppose.

Suburbanite Some day, perhaps. At present we are devoting our entire energies to keeping a rook. lira. Wtnsiowi Hooio Byrap tor Coll dreo teetliiogt softens the gums, reduces Id-uammttloD, allays pain, cures wind colic I botUt. i -i December 6 to 18, 1909.

immn iuhuuui Kellogg's A Slowly Hhirilng (enter. In 1790 the center of population la this country wns twenty-three mile east ot Baltimore, In the State 'ot Maryland, or virtually on the Atlantis slioro line. In ltino tho center was in the Stato of Indiana. Its migration, the Geographical Journal says, lias been slow and renitirkably uniform, both In rato nnd direction. It has) hovered for one hundred and ten years along the thirty-ninth parallel of latitude, and Its total variation in latitude has been less than one-third of a degree.

Tho westward movement has aver aged less than a degiee In a decade, notwithstanding the Incredibly swift occupation of a vacant continent by a movement of population westward. The cnslerly position of the center of populations Is also due to the more evenly distributed and more abundant resources of the United States. It should not be forgotten that the geographical center of continental United States lies some hundreds ot pilles west of the Mississippi River. The eastern half of the country therefore takes In the Atlnntlc lowlands, the prairies and Great Lake plains, tho Gulf lowlands, and the forests and minerals of tho Appalachian Mountains and Appalachian plateau. Over against these are the arid and mountainous areas of tho West.

Certain ureas will be reclaimed lo Incredlblo productiveness, and the mineral wealtll Is vast; but the ccnlcr of population may be expected to remain permanently to the eastward ot the geographical center of the land. With Ills I ml Thump. Mrs. Jenner I.ee Ondero Did yon feel thnt eartli(iinke shock lliis morning? Mrs. Si-lldoin Holme Very distinctly; but I thought it my husband gettinf out of bed.

Sore throat Is no trifling ailment. It will sonietiniej carry Infection to the en- I tire system through the food that is en ton. Ilanilins Wizard Oil is a sure, quick cure. A Joke' Life. "What becomes of a joke when II gets too old for the newspapers?" "It goes on the stage." "And after that?" "To the theatrical program." "Where It ends Its existence, I s'pose." "Oh, no; it lives honorably for many years In Congressional cloakrooms." Louisville Courier-Journal.

On the Other llund. Another terrific eruption of Mount Vesuvius had Just taken place. "There It goes exclaimed tho despairing observers on Mars. "The people on that planet have been flashing slgnuls at us now and then for hundreds of years, and In our crude state of development we have not been able to devise any way to respond!" Good Hoasekeepem Vmm thm Best. Tint's why they ue Red Cross Hail Blue.

At leading grocers, cents. A Martyr to I'oesy. Jim Rludso was holding 'er nozzle agio the hank. "It ain't my business to do that," be said. "That's the pilot's joh.

Hut if I don't do it, hegosh. It'll knock thunder out o' John Hay's pome!" Raising his voice again, amid the thick, blnik smoke, he continued to cheer the galoots on the burning boat with bit cut-sfdncss. Clearly I'nprejodlced. The attorney for the prosecution wai examining the talesman with the bushy whiskers. "Mr.

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