Rapid City Journal from Rapid City, South Dakota • 57

ENTERTAINMENT Life with My MIL YOU SMOKE MY fJEH KIND OF PIPE Zany Father- Danny Kaye 30 Days at my Risk? All I want is your name so I can write and tell you why I'm willing mi. fi c-s. By DENA KAYE to send you my pipe for 30 days smoking without a cent of risk on your part. By E. A.

Carey Besides his hobbies, Daddy also is totally involved with his family. I know I've learned many important lessons from him. The year I made my high-school drill team, for instance, I practiced strutting around the house, and Daddy would strut right after me, doing wild imitations of my routines. It was his way of telling me not to get a swelled head and not to take myself too seriously. Daddy started me on an allowance very young and at a nickel a week.

I remember making a pitch for a raise by telling him my room was neat and clean. He said, "Fine. I'll raise your allowance not because of that after all, if it's filthy, you My new pipe is not a new model, not a new style, not a new gadget, not an improvement on old style pipes. It is the first pipe in the world to use an entirely new principle for giving unadulterated pleasure to pipe smokers. I've been a pipe smoker for 30 years, always looking for the ideal pipe buying all the disappointing gadgets, and never finding a single, solitary pipe that would smoke hour after hour, day after day, without bitterness, bite, or sludge.

With considerable doubt, I decided to work out something for myself. After months of experimenting and scores of disappointments, suddenly, almost by accident, I discovered how to harness You might expect all this to require a complicated mechanical gadget, but when you see it, the most surprising thing will be that I've done all this in a pipe that looks like any of the finest conventional pipes. The claims I could make for this principle in tobacco enjoyment are so spectacular that no pipe smoker would believe them. So, since "seeing is believing," I also say "smoking is convincing" and I want to send you one Carey Pipe to smoke 30 days at my risk. At the end of that time, if you are willing to give up your Carey Pipe, simply break it to bits and return it to me the trial has cost you nothing.

Please Bend me your name today. The coupon or a postal card will do. I'll send you absolutely free my complete trial offer so you can decide for yourself whether or not my pipe-smoking friends are right when they say the Carey Pipe is the greatest smoking invention ever patented. Send your name and mailing address to me today. As one pipe smoker to another, I'll guarantee you the surprise of your life, Free.

Write: four great natural laws to give me I WAS dressing to go out, and I asked Daddy to please, if the phone rang, take an accurate message for once and not just tell me that "someone called." Just then the phone rang. My father picked it up and asked who was calling. Then he asked, "What's your blood type?" "Have you had any childhood diseases?" "Is this an emergency or a social call?" After a fruitless attempt at getting the phone away from him, I settled back and enjoyed the interrogation. I hoped my friend on the other end of the line was enjoying it, too. That's the way life is in the zany, unpredictable home of Danny Kaye my father.

Life is never dull there because Daddy is as much a comedian at home as he is on the stage. And he combines this comedy talent with a total involvement in whatever he does-particularly cooking and flying, his two pet hobbies. -Take, for example, his penchant for cooking, a hobby that has led him on the road to disaster more than once. One day Daddy suddenly got a tremendous yen for French sourdough bread, for example. He flew to San Francisco to an exclusive French restaurant for the recipe.

Getting 1i, he flew back home and raced into the kitchen, where he spent hours baking the bread. When I asked him how it turned out, he simply said, "Watch." He banged Sr loaf of the bread bnr the kitchen table and chipped it not the bread, the table. And all he did was laugh. Daddy's Interest in food, foreign food especially, started when he was young, traveling all over the world with a show called "La Vie Paree." While other members of the cast went shopping, Daddy was seeking out obscure native restaurants, trying to communicate with waiters in his now-famous pantomime. In a restaurant in China, Daddy recalls trying to order chicken by flapping his arms around and making clucking sounds.

The waiter nodded knowingly and returned some time later with two eggs. That probably accounts for Daddy's reluctance for making omelets even today. everything I wanted in a pipe. It didn't require any "breaking in." From the first puff it smoked cool it smoked mild. It smoked right down to the last bit of tobacco without bite.

It never has to be "rested." AND it never has to be cleaned Yet it is utterly impossible for goo or sludge to reach your tongue, because my invention dis sipates the goo as it forms! E. A. Carey, Dept 285, 1920 Sunnysidt Chicago, III. 60640 E. A.

CAREY, 1920 Sunnysidt Ava, Chicago, III. 60640 Please mail facts about the Carey Pipe postage prepaid. After reading I will decide if I want to try it for 30 Days at YOUR RISK. Everything you send ia free. No salesman to call.

Danny Kaye-as much fun home at on ttage. have to live in it but because you deserve it." It was my first lesson in values what's important and what's not. Daddy's way always has been to teach by clowning and joking, but the lesson is there. No matter how far apart we are geographically and Daddy's work takes him to far-off places sometimes we are as close as the nearest phone. Last spring, while making a movie in France, Daddy called and asked Mom and me if we would like to have dinner in his favorite Chinese restaurant, "Ying's Thing." That's his pet name for our kitchen.

We said yes, and, sure enough he flew in that evening for dinner. Like I said, he's unpredictable. But that's the way life is when your father is Danny Kaye and I wouldn't want it any other way. Nam Address. City State -2ip- 9 Family Weekly, January 19, 1969.