The Windsor Review from Windsor, Missouri • 4

Protracted Meetings. Two protracted meetings are in pro The New Store gress in Windsor just now. Rev. F. Baker, of Odessa, is conduct DOX UIXOTE A GAIN.

It is surely coming. Light, glorious and refulgent, breaks through the dark clouds of heathen superstition, and the long dwarfed intellectual faculties of THURSDAY, NOV. 14. iug the services at the Baptist church, and has been listened to by good l-Eutered at the l'ostoftice at Windsor, tor transmission through the mails as second-class mail matter. audiences for about two weeks.

At the Christian church Elder J. I mankind will now expand like the Speck and E. M. Birdsall, assisted by the pastor, Elder Bush, are drawing a crowded house each evening. Elder PS! Bradley is tbe first republican ever elected governor in Speck is the evangelist and Mr.

Bird wings of a republican rooster. The other day a Review representative received through the mail a copy of a unique little monthly, published in South Dakota. It is entitled The Square World, and its mission is appar sail conducts the singing. They both rank high in their callings, and all KELLY BUILDING. who hear them know the reason why The Review wishes both these The Monroe City JTeirs is improved under its new meetings abundant success.

There is a great field for both the churches and bppsite Postoffice, many more. ently to prove that Copernicus and Isaac Newton didn't know beans. The editor is "Prof" Orlando Ferguson. He claims to Bro. Matthews informs us that he have read the entire Bible through A Warrensburg girl attempted to commit suicide in Kansas City Monday night by jumping ofl the bridge into tbe river, but was interfered with.

Disappointed love affair is assigned as her cause. fourteen times. By diligent study will begin a meetiDg at the M. E. Church, South, about the 27th, when he will be assisted by an able singer.

There are enough people in this community to fill all three churches every night, and the Review hopes and believes that such will be the case, if they are all running at the same time. May God's word run and be They are hustling for your Business, See their goods and get their Prices Before Buying' Elsewhere. The Review's series of chapters on Missouri bachelors has caused our "Scrap Basket" editor to comment upon the essential requisites of the model husband. Our bachelor friends especially are requested to read "Our Scrap Basket" this week. and observation he has acquired an opulent stock of misinformation.

The "Prof." emphatically affirms that the Copernician theory of the planetary system is based upon gross ignorance. Popular ideas of astronomy are shown to be utterly at variance with the real facts. The earth is square and stationary, and the sun revolves around it every day. Prof Proctor calculated that tha sun's mass is 300,000 times greater than the earth's. Our Dakota reformer IF YOU WANT to insure your property, call on ALLEN HART, Windsor, Mo.

They represent the oldest and richest companies doing business in the country. They have paid over $35,000 in loss es to the people of Windsor and vicinity during the past fifteen has discovered that the. solar orb years. Two years ago the Populists elected 25 men to the legislature in Mississippi. This year, even with assistance of their republican friends they failed to carry a county in the State.

A worse defeat eveu than the republicans gave the democrats in any state. May be some democrats can find consolation here. is thirty miles in diameter, and instead of being ninty-three million miles away, it is separated from us by a distance of only three thousand miles. Eclipses of the moon are caused by the Say. You Chrysanthemum Show.

The following reduced rates have been arranged for Chrysanthemum show to be held at Sedalia, Nov. 18 to 21, 1895. Rate one and one-third for the round trip. Tickets to be sold Nov. 18, 19 20 and 21, transient limits.

Continuous passage Id each direction with final limit Nov. 22nd, 1895. Wjf. SOMMERFIELD. Agent.

The sound money men of Missouri a representative from each 2ES2E3C3E3E5 0SBUR1 Were Closing I Out Their Had You Heard That congressional district met in St. Louis Saturday and drew up a petition requesting chairman Maffit not to call a meeting of the i I 1 1 I I State Committee for some time yet. Of course their request will be duly recognized. Corner-Stone Laying. The corner-stone for the new Methodist church will be laid next Monday morning at 10:30 o'clock, by the Rev.

Wm. Jones D. L. L. of Sedalia, assisted by all the local pastors.

Special music will accompany this interesting service. Everybody invited. The stone was given by Messrs. Jack "bunch of seven stars" getting between us and our satellite. The dark spots seen on the moon are simply a reflection from the Ferguson likewise demonstrates to his own complete satisfaction that the sun is constantly flying around a big mountain in the center of the earth.

Like the Rev. John Jasper, he firmly believes that "the sun do move." He has prepared a map to illustrate his ideas, which he modestly styles "Orlando Ferguson's Map of the World." It represents our world as spread out in a sort of hit or miss fashion on a square block of something that Clothing Department: son Harris. Home Seekers Excursion, Nevada is again in the throes of a church scandal. Eev. W.

J. Carpenter has been suspended for immoral conduct. While down at Carthage a young lady has sued two gentlemen and their wives, who stand high in church circles, for $10,000 damages, charging them with circulating slanderous letters. And so it goes. For south bound trains of Nov.

13 and 27, and Dec. 11, 1895, round trip ticket will be sold ou M. K. T. road to all points in Texas, and to points in Louisiana west of LaFayette, at Well, it's a fact, and now is your time to get Winter Clothing at BED ROCK PRICES They will handle Clothing no longer than they can close out their present stock.

Take advantage of this chance. Their line of Dry GoodsHEGroceries Is up-to-date, and you will find what you want at popular prices when you call at one regular fare plus $2 round trip ncKeis gooa to return only on train might pass for a section of Virginia corn-pone. We are sorry to observe that the foundation does not appear solid. Our republican friends should look into the matter. The job may have been done leaving those points Nov.

19, 22, 20, 29 and Dec. 3, 6, 10, 13, 17. 20, 24, 27, 31 189o. Iso stop over will be allowed The Butler Times is authority for the statement that Col. J.

L- on return trip. Wir. Sommerfield Agent, race, warden of the penitentiary by foreign pauper labor. In connection with the map the One trouble with this world, says will be a candidate for State Auditor. This announcement Bro.

Trigg, is that there are too many editor gives a portrait of himself. people in it who will not cast thei should be official, coming as Flippant and carnal minded per uoes irom Mr. race's noine paper, bread upon the water unless they are assured beforehand that it will come sons might regard him as a curios If it is true Jim Pace will make OSBUR ity worthy of mummifying. But back in a few days a full grown sand red hot campaign. He is a capital witch all trimmed with ham, buttered and mustard, rolled up in a warranty deed for one-half of the earth and a good fellow and a thoroughly it should be stated in justice to him that if he has wheels in his head they do not show in the competent man.

mortgage on the other half. picture. Men Mayhall has started Notice to Hunters. new paper at New London, in Bound For Old Mexico. opposition to Joe Burnett, to All huntiner with suns or dosrs on Stovs Stoves Harry McCullongh, of Fayette, tne premises ol the undersigned is whom he recently sold his old hereby positively forbidden.

We mean paper, the Record. This is wrong business. passed through Windsor Tuesday morning enroute to Old Mexico with three cars loaded with Swiss treatment upon the part of Bro cattle, Southdown sheep, a few Mayhall, and we think he made John Woodard, T. B. Woodard, James Blaker, Henry Cooper, O.

W. Fryer, Thos. Kinsman, B. F. Williamson, Henry Steiuer, C.

W. Jones. head of choice horses, a lot of mistake. Joe Burnett is a live newspaper man. lie purchased the paper and good will of May hogs and chickens.

Mr. McCul-lough has been engaged in this kind of traffic for some years and finds it quite profitable. He makes about four trips a year and If You Have The TV WV A WW mmm A VM hall, and the people of New Lon don should, and we believe will A slow note or account to col You are going stand by him. lect, ALLEN HART, Wind usually has his stock and other stuff sold before he leaves home, most of which is disposed of at the City of Mexico. It ueuallv sor, will collect it for yo Lditor Hilton attended his first meeting of the Missouri Press Mrs.

Stryker has removed to to'need a HEATING STOVE takes them 14 days to make the trip to the City of Mexico. Windsor and occupies Lon Osburn's Association, at Warrensburg residence on Jackson street. We forgive him, however, for so KUUM UAK. STOVES, Every one of them, is guaranteed a perfect FIRE KEEPER Notice, City Tax Payers. The Book for 1895 Is now open.

All this winter? Please Notice neglecting his own interests, since the following from his paper, the Appleton City Journal, proves his Taxes not paid by January 1st will The date printed ou the rnarsriu of your paper, and if your subscription is become delinquent. You will find the sincere repentance. He says: due, we will appreciate your coining1 Call Book at the Red Hot Grocery Store in forward with a remittance. Remem io mug as we are auie to walK we care of My Deputy, John Taylor. ber new subscribers can set the Re shall never miss another meeting of Jas.

V. Davis, City Collector view until Jan. 1st, for Jl .00. AND the Press Association. It was good to be there and every editor in the state will find it so if they will See Our Full Line with any kind of fuel.

XT' XT attend future meetings. in ice iNew JLme ISTSee name on leg of each of all kinds of Coal i Wood Stoves. 3 Ihe KepuuUc announces that editor McCullagh, of the Globe-Democrat, will be candidate for the United States Senate, in case I' ROCKERSL FOLDING BEDS. Stove. OAK BED-ROOM Missouri goes republican.

In -A-IRJTOXjIO peddicord that case Mr. McCullagh is pretty sure to be a candidate unless the few Sine fyeap. leaders of the democratic party $1.00 WILL GET TH Ml 'HERE? AT DnTYTPTVO quit wrangling and get together Mr. McCullagh is one of the best editors in the United States and it would be a shame to take him from his editorial chair and limit his iulluence to the Seuate WINDSOR REVIEWS DCIORS FROM POSTOFFICE, tlinrlcnf IHUOUI IIIUi JILL JAN. 1897.

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