The Windsor Review from Windsor, Missouri • 3

A Strictly Aesthetic Bootblack. Chicago Herald. A New York shoeblack attracts trade by The Oldest Tre. Whicn is the oldest tree! The elder, but the old mullein plant is the oldest in worth, for it is now recognized of more value than cod liver oil in consumption. Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum ana Mullein will cure and consumption.

At.t. a faVmer wants is the earth. LowA Citizen. WHAT WARNER'S safe CURE CURES AND WHY. CONGESTION OF THE KIDNEYS, BACK ACHE INFLAMMATION OF THE KID XEYS, BLABBER Oft URINARY ORGANS.

fflll STAN 6 Survival of the Fittest. NEWS BUREAUS. Tha Washingtpn Establishments Maintained by Yarlous Papers. Carp, In Cleve'and Leader. Bpeaking of newspapers at Washington, I find that people who come here from tho outside are greatly surprised at the expense which the bureaus here cost.

Therei is nothing cheap about a first-class WashJ ington news bureau, and papers which are' quite shabby at their homes keep up better establishments here. There are bureaus' here which have several rooms furnished like parlors, with their Brussels carpets and their easy chairs, and the ordinary office with its plain carpet, its numerous newspaper files, its telephone and call bells, forms quite a contrast to the dark, uncarceted rooms of the home editorial distributing cards that tell how nicely he shines shoes in the following simple Bostonese language: "Pedal teguments artistically illuminated and lubricated for the infinitesimal remuneration of five cents. Antiquated teguments (pedal or Burpedal) expurgated judiciously and re-gusciated with expedition for nominal compensation. Of the innumerable foretastes of heaven enjoyed by every patron I would simply state: From the even-tuation of the operation even to its ultimate successful completion the patron reclines superincumbent to cushions which a Sybarite might envy, in a superlatively luxurious attitude in which the horizontal and perpendicular are gracefully blen3ed.f' U. S.

Senator Vorhees, of Indiana, says St. Jacobs Oil cured him of rheumatism. Hon. R. M.

McLane, U. S. Minister to France, certifies to the power of Red Star Cough Cure, which costs but twenty-five cents a bottle. Advertising is a eood deal like making love to a widow. It can't be overdone.

Chicago Ledger. Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute. 4- 4c nvtrnnizArl witih fl. full staff of eighteen experienced and skillful most complete organization of medical and surgical skill in America, for the treatment of all chronic diseases, whether requiring medical or surgical means iur wrea-cuio. Marvelous success has been achieved in the nt oil noco thvnut fiTA Inns' diseases.

1U1D lit iuv.i, 0 liver and kidney diseases, diseases of the digestive organs, Diauaer uiseusos, uiseascs Seculiar to women, blood taints and skin iseases, rheumatism, neuralgia, nervous debility, paralysis, epilepsy (fits), sperma- Thousands are cured at their homes through Thft fllVA nf tllft WOl'Sfc tuiiuDfyi.i"'vi ruptures, pile tumors, varicocele, hydrocele ana strictures is guaraiiwcu, wim uuijr short residence at the institution. Send 10 cents in stamps for the Invalids' Guide-Book (168 pages), which gives all particulars. Address World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Among our Chinese brethren we notice Ah Tom, Ah Sing, Ah Chong, but no Ah There.

Is he dead Philadelphia Vail. Young Men, Head This. The Voltaic Belt of Marshall, offer to send their celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belt and other Electric Appliances on trial for 30 days, to men (young or old) afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and all kindred troubles. Also many other diseases. Complete restoration to health, manhood guaranteed.

No risk incurred, as 30 days' trial is allowed. Write them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free. TnE newest thing in newspapers is "an organ of brass bands." Philadelphia Press. In another column of this issue will be found an entirely new and novel specimen of attractive advertising. It is one of the neatest we have ever seen, and we think any one will be well repaid for examining the supposed display letters in the adveiv tisement of Prickly Ash Bitters.

Would it be disrespectful to sing Old Hundred on the birthday of a centenarian! The Interior. Pile tumors, rupture and flstulse, radically cured by improved methods. Book, 10 cents in stamps. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. An easy way to find a lost relative Make a will in his favor.

Detroit Tribune. 3 month's treatment for 50c. Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists. Shear nonsense trying to cut the hair of a bald-headed man.

"Barbers' Gazette. Use Dr. Pierce's Pellets" for all bilious attacks. A wallet, like a jackknife, is only usefu when open. Xew llama News.

Dry and gray hair will become moist and dark by the use of Hall's HairRenewer. The two ears of civilization pion-eer; front-ier. Philadelphia Call. Pibie'sToothache Drops cure In 1 minute, 2Kc Glenn's Sulphur Snap heuls and beautifies. 25c.

German Corn Remover kills Corns a Bunions. A young lady wrapped up in herself is a delicute parcel. Chicago 'Telegram. For sudden colds, hoarseness, or irritation of the throat, take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. The chicken thief is annex-hen trick fellow.

Marathon Independent. Everybody needs and should take a good spring medicine, for two reasons: 1st. The body is now morn susceptible to benefit from medicine than at any other season. 2d. The Impurities which havs accumulated In the blood should bo expelled, and the system given tono and strength, before the prostrating effects of warm weather are felt.

Hood's SarBaparilla Is the best spring medicine. It purities the blood. It sharpens the appetite. It tones the digestion. It overcomes debility.

It builds up the whole system. Try It and you will be convinced of Its superiority Purify Your Blood Remember, we do not claim that Hood's Sarsapa-rllla will do Impossibilities. Wo tell you plainly what It has done, and submit proofs from sources of unquestioned reliability, and ask you frankly If you are suffering from any disease or affection caused or promoted by lmpnre blood or low state of the system, to try Hood's Sarsaparllla. Our experience warrants us In assuring you that you will not be disappointed la the result. "I can recommend Hood's Sarsaparllla to all as a safe, sure medicine.

It cured me of terrible headaches, and cured my Httleglrl of swellings In her neck which had been lanced twice." Mas. T. E. tORn, Bates Avenue, Brooklyn, K.T. Spring1 a family medicine that has healed uilu0n8 diking 35 teaks i A BALM FOB EVERT WOXJWIf OF MAT AAD BEAST The Oldest Best Liniment EVEB MADE IN AMERICA.

SALES LARGER THAN EVEB, The Mexican Mustang Liniment has been known for more than thirty-flye years as the best of uH Liniments, for Man ana Ueast. its sales to-day are larger than ever. It cures when all others fail, and penetrates skin, tendon and muscle, to the very bono. Soldi everywhere. PERGHERON HORSES! 500 FCRE-BRED MARES STAXJTJONJ VI tne moc popular lamuies, all recorded with Extended Pedigrees in the Tore heron Stuil-Iiooki of t'rance and America, now on hand at Oaklawn Farm.

(A Tho Perehernn iH the onlv French breed pos sessing a Stud-Book in both France and America where eligibility to entry is based on authentic nniirree. have a few imnortod Stallions of individual excellence (but not elisrible to entry in the I'fithoron Stud-Book) which I will sell at halt the price ol peuigreea animais 01 equa.i pnnnn.rn.nnfl. lOO-nneru Catalotrue. illustrated with engravings sketched by liosa Bonheur, sentrree. Address, ju.

v. uunnaji. Wayne, uu rage iiiuioi OR SKIN CANCER. ITor seven years I suffered with a cancer on my acs. Eight months ago a friend recommended the use of Swift's SdccIAc.

and I determined to make an effort to procure It. In tills I was successful, and began Its; use. The innnence 01 tne mcuicine ar, nrsi was 10 somewhat ausruvate the sore but soon the inflammation wasaltoyeri, and I becan to improve after the tirst few bottles. general health has greatly Improved. am stronger, and am able to do any kind of work.

rue cancer on my race Degan to uecrease ana tne ulcer to heal, untli there is not a vestige of it left-, only a little scar marks the place, Mbs. Joioib A. McDonald. Atlanta, Augustll, 1885. Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.

Tub Swift Specific Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga. N. 157 W. 23d Street. without Tvritinfortur Catalogue.

Our prices DEFY CQiBETITlON, and Seed are NEW, PUJKTr5SED, RELIABLE, i nre Caaloffue, inValuable to rKtC of136 puues, iVclurtiiig Plants, Fruits, nnfTpricc list, wiibiSiM) illustrations. Leus bear from you. Respectfully. WlJTGRRS HARRIsSNvCO. LAKES OHIO.

SUITS ACAIX8T lUtt'GGISTS. Several suits are progressing In the Supreme Court In regard to counterfeiting well-known trade-marks. Druggists are cautioned against handling imitation. CARBOLIC SALVE. If parties who desire the genuine ask for Husky's Carbolio Salvk they win 11 nd the only remedy for curing burns, bruises, sores, wounds, The best healing Ointment.

DURE FITS! When 1 sav cure Uo not msan merely to Mop uiem lor a time and then havo thom return again, I moan a radical cure. I have mmlo the disease of PITS, or FALLINOSICKNESSallfo-lougstudy. lwarrantmy remedy to cure the wornt cages Because others hav failed is no reason for nut now receiving a cure, fiend at. onca for a treatise and a Freo Bottle of my Infallible romedv. Give Express and Pout Onlce.

It costs yuu. nothing for atrial, and I wlH cure yn. iddross Dr. H. U.

ROOT, isa fear! New York. No Rope to Gut Off Horses' Manes Vienna jtmuiiA cannot be Bllppedbyaiy horse, bam iidct i.f Hia IT of HI. Sold by nil Saddlery, Hurdware and Harness Trade. rr Send for Price-Mat J.C. LiauruotbK.Uochester.N.y Knit tirih, Uh.

r. rvmwlf. lorJI'sfi dnMltwwnrh. tt.ll nraitar forfeit Prx par Pl with dita-liaa mldii'iwl .1 f.n en. it.mar il'r.

smith M'tf. rwauiM, uu. fit? AC STUDY. Book-keepiiiK, Business nUlllC Fornii, IVnirmnPhlp, Arithmetic, Short-baud, etc, thoroughly tAught bv mull. Circulars free.

AllSlXKtt (OLlKOK, Buffalo, IW. Y. An rtl- Mn nr Wnmnn In mvmrrt "countv to icll our ffoodi. HaUr? $15. 1 ontliand KinensPi.

Kxnemea in ad ranee. Canvaiiina ontlit KRKK1 Partirtilai free standard SUver-waro Co. Boston. SALESMEN WANTED Write for terms, stailnitcxpcrienco anil salary wanteds Bloan Maut'rs, iWG Ueorne Clucln.iail, O. FREE A Courtship, Kent fre I bv the Unhm Pub I Newark, N.J.

Send stamps for post'g. CANCER Treated and cured without the knife. Ho'ok on treatment sent free. Address F.L.l'uND.M.U., Aurora, Kane Hi FIXE Blooded Cnttlo, Bheop, Hop. Poult rjr.

dnn for sale. Catalogues with lad agraviuga lre. xi yur Coutcsvllle, a. $250 A MONTH. Agents 'Wanted.

BO best, ee HnKartlclesluthe world. 1 sample t'KUK AUUrvss JAV 11UON byN. i aoiT, A. N. 11.

1072 WnRIf VFRtTINO TO ADVFRTIHFRS plenao any you saw thn Advvrilnuuicnt lis. thin mpr. Advertiser like to know when And wher. thU ftdvertlMBMaU ara MsjrUs best. -1L AS.

.31 liff 1HTEC 11 Ull free, Catarrh of the Bladder, Cravel, Stone, Dropsy, Enlarged Prostate Cland, Impotency or Ceneral Debility, Bright's Disease. WHY? Because it is the only rente dy knotvn that has power to expel the uric acid and urea, of which there are some 500 grains secreted each day asthe result of muscular action, and sufficient if retained in the blood, to kill six men. It is the direct cause of all the above diseases, as well as of Heart Disease, Rheumatism, Apoplexy, Paralysis, Insanity and Death. This great specific relieves the kidneys of too much blood, frees them from all irritants, restores them to healthy action by its certain and soothing power. IT CURES ALSO Jaundice, Enlargement of the Liver, Abscess and Catarrh of the Bile Ducts, Biliousness, Headache, Furred Tongue, Sleeplessness, Languor, Debility, Constipation, Gall Stones, and every unpleasant symptom which results from liver complaint.

WHY Because it has a specific and positive action on the liver as well as on the kidneys, increasing the secretion and flow of bile, regulates its elaborating function, removes unhealthful formations, and, in a word, restores it to natural activity, without which health is an Impossibility. IT CURES ALSO Female Complaints, Leucorrhoea, Displacements, Enlargements, Ulcerations, Painful Menstruation, makes Pregnancy safe, prevents Convulsions and Child-Bed Fever and aids nature by restoring functional activity. WHY All these troubles, as is well known by every physician of education, urise from congestion and impaired kidney action, causing stagnation of the blood vessels and breaking down, and this is the beginning and the direct cause of all the ailments from which women suffer, and must as surely follow as night does the day. WHY Warner's Safe Cure is acknowledged by thousands of our best medical men to be the only trueJJlood purifier, is because it acts upon scientific principles, stalking at very root of the disorder by its action pn the kidneys and liver. For, if tlie.se organs tvere kept in health all the morbid waste, matter so deadly poisonous if retained in the body, is passed out.

On the contrary, if they are deranged, the acids are taken up by the blood, decomposing it and carrying death to the most remote part of the body. 93 per cent of all diseases which afflict humanity, arise from impaired kid. neys, is shown by medical authorities. Warner's Safe Cure, by its direct action, positively restores them to health and full working capacity, nature carina all the above diseases herself when tha cause is removed, and we guarantee that Warner's Safe Cure is a positive preventive if taken in time. As you value health take it to avoid sicknesss, as it will at all times and under all circumstances keep all the vital functions up to par.

Wo also Guarantee a Cure and beneficial effect for each of the foregoing diseases, also that every case of Liver and Kidney trouble Can be cured where degeneration has Not taken place, and even then Benefit will Surely be Derived. In every 'nstance it has established its claim. AS A BLOOD PURIFIER, particularly in the Spring, it is unequaled, for you can not have pure blood when the kidneys or liver are out of order. Look to your condition at once. Do not postpone treatment for a day nor an hour.

The doctors can not compare records with us. Give yourself thorough constitutional treatment with Warner's Safe Cure, and there are yet many years of life and health assured you 1 The best and surest Remedy for Cure of all diseases caused by any derangement of the Liver, Kidneys, Stomach and Bowels. Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Constipation, Bilious Complaints and Malaria of all kinds yield readily to tho beneficent influence of It is pleasant to the taste, tones np the system, restores and preserves health. It is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to prove beneficial, both to old and yoanjr. As a Blood rnrifler It Is superior to all others.

Sold everywhere at $1.00 a bottle. Plso'a Remedy for Catarrh In lh Bert, Kaalost to Use, and Cheapest. too Headache, Hay Fever, Ac to cent. fil niCDCKKWlAWfiiOntceiVpayfroni I Ell 0omm Imlnnti Ifc-wrtni-s rcllev 0 success or no fee. Write clrc and law.

A. W. MoCOUMlCK. BON. Cincinnati, Ohio.

mm rooms, JJany of the offices have specfal wires connected with the leading papers of the country, and their news is sent from here directly into the news rooms of its home office. Such offices must have a special telegraph dispatcher in addition to their news force. In some cases a number of papers combine together to pay for their Washington w6rk, in which case the correspondent who heads the bureau is paid a very large salary. Millions of words of telegraph are sent out from here every session and all the telegraph companies have a large force of operators here. In the capitol building there are perhaps a dozen places from which telegrams can be sent to any part of the world, and there are about as many boys carrying messages about the corridors as there are pages in the House.

Back of both the House and Senate galleries there are large rooms with tables for. writing where the telegraph instruments click night and day during a session with the long dispatches sent out by correspondents. The correspondents do much of their writing at these tables, and there have been cases in which a newspaper man, who is also a telegrapher, has sat and listened to the news of his competitor as it went clicking over the wires. One correspondent of the Post, itis said, had such an accurate ear that he depended upon this mode of stealing his new3 instead of "working for it. But the striking similar" ity of his dispatches to those of the othel correspondents became apparent, and in order to prevent this the oflices were re moved for a time to another part of the building.

This lazy, but smart corre spondent, howpver, got the news, and his opponents were at a loss for a long tim to find out how he did so. They finally set a watch upon him and found that he was daily in the habit of going up over the House, where the telegraph wires ran. Ha had a fine sense of touch, and was so good a telegrapher that he could read what was going over the wires by wetting his fingers and placing them upon them. A Smart Missouri Dog. St.

Louis Globe-Democrat. Engineer Spencer of the St. Louis Cable Western railway owns a large white and black setter, who is as quick at inter' signals as any of the men about the depot. Whenever he hears the engine bell he hastens to his post, no matter where he is, and will take his place by his master in the cab with his paws on the window. watching the track as attentively as tha engineer himself.

In his zeal to be up and doing he will sometimes catch the whistle rope in his teeth and make the signal for the crossings. In fact, his admirers say if he only had hands he could run the engine, They Did Not Eat Him Raw. St. James' Gazette. The schooner Fairlie, from the Solomon Islands, brings intelligence that the natives of Bagga Island have murdered a tradsr named Child and afterward cooked and eaten portions of his body.

Baby Earns More Than Its Father. Liverpool Mercurv.J The youngest performer in the London theaters at present is the eighteen months old child of an Edinburgh working gun- maker, and the baby earns a bigger salary tuan its father. THE MARKETS. New Yobk, March 1, 18S6. iTTT.ItXvntlvft Stnfirs 4 30 6 80 COTTON Middling 8 FLOUR Good to Choice 75 a tu witRATn' 4 Had 92 99 COllN-No.

2 50i S2X OATS-Western Mixed 7a 39 POKK-New Mess 11 75 a 12 00 ST. LOUIS. COTTON Middling BEEVES Good to 5 4 85 Fair to 4 20 4 45 HOGS Common to 75 4 40 SHEEP Fair to Choice 3 75 5 50 FLOUli-XXX to Choice 8 00 3 85 WHEAT-No. 2 lied WK 92 vn a a 90 35X 35 OATS-NO. 2 29X3 2X It YE No.

2 81 i3 83 TOBACCO-Lugs 8 25 a 6 50 Leaf 7 50 8 00 HAY Choice Timothy 12 60 a 13 50 MTTTifu nhnlnn Ilairv. 22 a 25 EGGS Fresh a POKK-New Mess 10 90 a 11 00 BACON Clear Klb 6 LAUD Prime Steam 6 CHICAGO. CATTLE Shipping 4 00 a 5 65 HOGS Good to Choice 4 15 a 4 40 SHEEP Good to Choice 3 25 5 75 FLOUK Winter 00 a 4 85 1r.nt 4 B5 a 6 00 WnEAT No. 2 Spring 79 Vi No. IKed mm-Vn.

9 86K' 87 OATS No. 2 2H' POHK New Mess a 10 05 KANSAS CITY. CATTLE Shipping 4 60 a 8 30 HOGS-Sales at 3 70 a 4 20 VVHKAT Nn.S a (3 COllN-No. 2 28 a 28tf OATS No. 2 37X NEW ORLEANS.

FLOUU High Grades 4 30 i 10 COIlS-Whlte 47X 48 OATS Choice Western 38 W. -(limine, 17 00 a 19 00 POKK-New Mesa a 11 12) BACON Clear Rib COTTON-Mlddllng 8tf LOUISVILLE. WHEAT No. 2 Red 91 a 94 COKN-No. Mixed HW 3H OATS-No.

2 Mixed iMXw 8S POHK Mess a 11 25 ntiKiN-Clear Rib 8 5. COTTON id BEST TONIC. This medicine, combining Iron with pure vegetable tonics, quickly and completely Cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Weakness, Impure Blood, SlalarUi, Chills and Fevers, and Neuralgia. It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of the Kidney and Iilver. It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to Women, and all who lead sedentary lives.

Itdoesnot injure theteeth.causeheadaehe.or produce constipation other Iron medic-hies do. It enriches and purines the blood, stimulates the appetite, aids the assimilation of food, relieves Heartburn and Belching, and strengthens the muscles and nerves. For Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, Lack of Energy, it has no equal. 7" The genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other.

Hull. otiIy fcr BROWS CHEBICAL (0 BALTIMORE. HP. ELY'S CREAMBALM Cleanses the Head. Allays I il a mation.

Heals the Sores. Restores the Senses of Taste, Smell, Hearing. A Quick Relief. kayfever; A Positive Cure. HAY-FEVER A nartlcle is annlled Into each nostril is aereeable to rme.

Price 50 cents by mall or at DrtiKKtsts. Sendfor circular, illy ukuthisks. urucKists, uwego. i. AND CONSUMPTION USE 9 OF SWEET GUM AN3 MULLEIN.

The Sweet Gum from a tree of the same name rowing in the South, Combined wtth a tea made rom the Mullein plant of the old fields. For sale bv all dniKKi8tsat26cents and fl.00 per bottle. JL. TATLOB, Atlanta, tin. LIVE STOCK CUTS.

We will furnish duplicates of LIVH STOCK CUTS or any other Cut shown in any Specimen Book, at or below nuntari TirfMa for hatha. A.N.Kellogg NewspaperCo- Elcctrotypers and Stereotypers, JgTi ji. ST. I.OU18. iiSae2 Red School House Shoes.

HENDERSON'S School Shoes for Boys and Girls are solid and attractive. TlieywIU nnf. Hfflnnnotnt von. of IMITATIONS I They are shoddy frauds. Any manu actiirer.

loboer t-r re- talldealer, who offers for sale a Shoe with picture of a ncliool hniiti. nlaced UDon the sole thereof (which Is not mnde M. Henderson i Chicago) Is liable to Look for the tittle and see that Hondorson's name Is on the label before IId School lloiwe" you buy. Semi for a set ot our lancy ocnooi uurun. edicine "When in the spring I felt all run down and much debilitated, I found Hood's Sarsaparllla Just tho mcift clue to build me up.

My wife also, after much physical prostration, found In its use new life and lastlngbcne-lit. Upon our lit tie girl, who had been sick with scarlet fever. Its effect was marvelous, entirely removing the poison from her blood and restoring her to good health." E. G. Sthatton, Swampscott, Mass.

"1 have used Hood's Sarsaparllla and find It to be the best remedy for Impure blood I have ever taken." M. II. Baxtkb, ticket agent, P. 4 B. Round Brook, N.

J. Tone Up the System "I consider Hood'. Sarsaparllla the best medicine I ever used. It gives mo an appetite and refreshing sleep, and keeps the cold out." Joux S. Fooa, 106 Spruco Street, 1'ortland, Mo.

"Hood's Sarsaparllla was a God-send tome, for It cured me of dyspepsia and liver complaint wtth which I had suffered 2) years." J. B. Horhdiok, South Fallsburg. N. V.

I took Hood's Sarsaparllla for general dobllll and was wonderfully benellted by It." J. 1'. Joiinsov, Martin's Ferry, O. Mrs. C.

W. Marriott, towell, was completely cured of slek headache, which she had had 16 years, by Hood's Sarsaparllla, C. I. HOOD Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass.

I 100 Doses One Dollar ffl r- Bif I Fill mm Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. lt six for 15. Prepared by I Sold by all druggists, lis six for 1. Prepared by ft I. HOOD Apothecaries, towell, Mass.

100 Doses One Dollar.