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THE SUNDAY INTER OCEAN, NOVEMBER 13, 1887-- TWENTY-FOUR PAGES. A QUIET WEEK. For Obvious Reasons Society Failed to Enjoy Itself Last Week. Only a Few Weddings and Some Small Entertainments Relieved the General Monotony. The Record of the Week and Promises of the Pleasures in Store.

MATRIMONIAL. The marriage of Miss Emma Harmeyer to Mr. Charles Grun was solemnized last Thursday evening at the house of the bride's brothers, No. 3805. Michigan avenue.

of Miss Noble and Mr. Luke Nettleton solemnized in St. Luke's The marriage was Church, Thursday of friends, evening, the in Rev. the Episcopal presence a large number C. E.

Brandt officiating. Ada Mabel Wehrle to Dr. Married. Wednesday G. Jackson Tobias at the residence of the parenta, on Thirty-seventh street and Vincennes avenue, at home Wednesdays, Nov.

23 and 30, at No. 173 Western avenue, The marriage of Charles G. Hambright, of Chicago, and Miss Lucy at Thorpe, of residence Jersey of City, Mr. N. was celebrated the Hambright's parents, No.

302 Twenty-ninth street, Wednesday evening, in the presence of large and fashionable circle of relatives and friends The wedding presents were numerous, many of them highly valuable, and for the most part useful The Rev. Jamea 8. Greene, D. late rector of St. Mathew's R.

E. Church, officiated. The happy couplo will make Chicago their place of residence, Mr. Hambright being in business here. THE PAST.

The Loyal Legion met at Kinsley's Thursday evening, Mr. and MErS. E. H. Pratt, of Auburn, celebrated their silver wedding Tuesday evening.

The Prairie Club opened its new club-house at No. 1855 Twenty-second street with a recepton last evening. Mrs. Frank J. Magin, of No.

2634 Prairie avenue, gave a delightful ladies' lunch Thursday, covers being laid for twelve. The first meeting of the Literary Association of the First Baptist Church was held Thursday evening in the' lecture room. The attendance and interesting programme bespeak for it a bright future: The dancing party at the Indiana Club last Saturday evening was a delightful affair, aud was largely attended. The management of the club provide the membership an exceedingly interesting programme for the winter, embracing informal dancing parties, musical and literary entertainments, and probably several full-dress receptions. The second meeting of the Harmony Eucher Club was held Monday, Nov.

7, at the residence of Mrs. Frazer, No. 312 Webster avenue. The members enjoyed a very pleasant evening, ending with an excellent lunch. The cards giving the result of the games are saved and at the end of the season the percentages will be figured to determine the best average player.

The Loreley Musical and Dramatic Club held its tenth annual business meeting at the residence of the Hon. B. A. Eckhart last Friday evening. The following officers were elected for the ensuing year: E.

W. Gillett, President; B. A. Eckhart, Vice President; C. E.

Kremer, Secretary, Pond, Treasurer. There was an unusually large attendance, and considerable enthusiasm manifested. The outlook for the coming season is very promising, and all anticipate a highly enjoyable time. The first reception of the season will occur at an early date. Mr.

and Mrs. J. H. Bryant, of No. 439 Warren avenue, celebrated the twenty-fifth anniversary of marriage on Friday evening.

The Rev. T. E. Green, of St. Andrew's Episcopal Church, performed A marriage service suitable to the occasion in the presence of a large circle of friends.

After congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Bryant led the way to the diningroom, where a wedding feast was served, Music was served by Pierson's orchestra. Mrs. E.

G. Stevenson favored the company with two vocal solos, which were thoroughly enjoyed. The gifts were both elegant and costly. A new social club, that will rank, with the principal organizations of the kind in the city, has just been organized in Lake View, the membership being composed of leading gentlemen of that city and the town of South Chicago. The LeMoyne residence has been rented and nicely appointed 28 club house, with large dancing hall connected with it, and the inaugural reception will take place in about a week.

The president is Mr. Andrew Crawford, the vice Mr. Andrew McNally, second vice president, Mr. A. L.

Sercomb, and other members are, Messrs. George E. Marshall, General Stockton, Samuel B. Jones, George M. Cornell, George H.

Kettelle, Luther Latin Mills, Dr. Trumann W. Miller, Lyman Baird, Rockwell King. At a recent meeting of the Directors of the Farragut Boat Club, the following standing committees were selected: Entertainment Committee -G. W.

Murison, Chairman; J. Frank Kelly, S. W. Jackson. Dramatic Committee-L.

B. Glover, D. Mapes. Reception Committee-George McClelian, Chairman; W. W.

Young, Everett C. Brown, W. W. Somes. Musical CommitteeF.

Bryant, Chairman; G. W. Murison, F. 8. Dickey.

Auditing Committee-H. D. Russell, Benjamin Patrick. Naval Committee George B. Jennison, F.

Corbett. Committee on Bowles and Billiards--G. W. D. Kelly, W.

G. Payson, W. W. Somes. Committee on Library and Archives W.

K. Reed, H. E. South worth. The programme for entertainments for the ening three months has been arranged as follows: Nov.

10, hop; Nov. 17, musical; Nov. 24, athletic exhibition; Dec. 1, club night; Dec. 8, hop; Dec.

15, diamatic performance; Dec. 22. club night; Dec. 29, full-dress reception; Jan. 5, musical; Jan.

12, hop; Jan. 19, athletic exhibition, and Jan. 26, hop. THE FUTURE. The next meeting of "The Thirteen Club" will be held at the club rooms, Nov.

13, at 8:13 p. m. Mrs. J. W.

Skinkle, of West Monroe street, issued cards to an afternoon reception Thursday, Nov. 17. The ball of the Monteflore Council. No. 1,030, Royal Arcanum, will take place Tuesday at West Chicago Club House.

The people's Social Union of the Church of Our Father is to give its first dancing party of the season Wednesday evening, at the Lincoln Park Refectory. Mr. and Mra M. D. Talcott, No.

243 Ashland aventie, assisted by their third-story ball-room, will entertain the Young People's Association Thursday evening. The management of the Art Institute has issued handsome cards of invitation to the formal opening of the Museum Saturday evening, Nov. 19, from 8 to 11 o'clock. On Friday evening, Nov. 18, the Talcott Society of the Church of the Redeemer will give a german, at Bournique's Hall, corner of Madison and Paulina streets, which will be led by Mr.

A E. Bournique. Company Second Regiment, I. N. will give a Thanksgiving party Wednesday evening.

Nov. 23, at their armory, No. 135 Michigan avenue. An exhibition drill will be a feature of the programme. Messrs.

John B. Drake of the Grand Pacific Hotel, have issued cards of invitation to the annual game dinner Saturday evening. Nov. 19, which Will be as ustial an elaborate and brilliant social and gastronomic affair. The annual art reception of the Calumet Club Nov.

30, Dee. 1, 2, and 3, will be a notable event in social art circles. The exhibit will be one of the finest ever seen in the West, and will among others, Governor Alger's celebrated painting by Munkacey. The Young far Men's Hebrew Charity Association has 80 completed arrangements as to be able to announce its annual ball for Thursday night, Dec. 15, at Battery Armory.

The cavand alry armory the adjoining has also been engaged, in it to supper will be served, there being ample space accommodate all the guests at one time. The prominent Italian residents in this city are making preparations for an elaborate banquet and reception in honor of Signor Camillo Bertola, the recently appointed Italian Consul to Chicago and eleven States and Territories of the Northwest. The banquet will take place Tuesday evening at the Palmer House, and Mayor Roche and many prominent citizens have been invited to participate. The management of the Park Club has arranged a very attractive programme for the next few weeks, and the indications are that the members of this already flourishing organization will enjoy an unusually cheerful winter. Last Thursday evening a charming musical and literary entertainment was given.

Wednesday evening, Nov. 23 -Thanksgiving Eve a daneing party will be given. The management has arranged for dancing at the club every Thursday. and Saturday night, whenever there is no formal programme. During the month of Decomber tournament will be inaugurated, the entries including competitors in bowling, billiards, pool, and cards.

PERSONALS. Mr. H. O. Stone is in New York.

Mr. Robert Perry, of St. Paul, is the guest of Mr. Fred B. Tuttle.

Mr. John H. Dwight and family have returned home after an absence of three months in Europe Mr. and Mrs. Charles D.

Cole have returned from Arizona, and Mrs. Cole has gone to Nashville, Tenn, Mra. William N. Washburn, Greenfield, is visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs.

W. Y. Daniels, of this city. Mra. Winthrop A.

Moore, of Cincinnati, Ohio, is visiting her sister, Mrs. E. A Robinson, No. 210 Ashland avenue. Miss Jessie Reece, after five months travel in Europe, took passage in the steamer Trave for New York November 3.

The Misses Mitchell, of St. Louis, have been guests the past week of Mr. and Mrs. Fairbank at St. Caroline's Court Hotel.

Mr. and Mrs. Reginald DeKoven, who have been in Philadelphia attending the production of by the McCaull Opera Company, have returned home. Mrs. Cunningham, Miss Cunningham, and Miss Callender, of Nashville, have been guests of Mr.

and Mrs. H. J. Jones, No. 134 Park avenue, have returned home.

Mrs. John Maher and son, Daniel Maher, No. 3456 Wabash avenue, who went abroad for the benefit of the latter's health, have returned home. The young man is no better by the trip across the water. Mr.

and Mrs. Ernst Prussing, and Miss: Prussing have returned from their European tour of four months, most of the time having been spent in Germany. They will leave shortly for Southern California. ARCHBISHOP PURCELL'S ESTATE. Trustees and Creditors Confer The Barr Property Entanglement.

CINCINNATI, Ohio, Nov. Telegram--The trustees, the Hon. Isaac J. Miller, and Colonel Gustave Tafel, and the creditors of the Archbishop Purcell estate met at the Music Hall to-night to confer on the advisability of selling what is known as the Barr property, on Price Hill, and apply the proceeds to paying the creditors a dividend. The purpose of the meeting was for the trustees to get the feelings and views of the creditors on the subject.

The property at most would bring over $120,000, and this would pay only' 3 per cent dividend. Some forty years ago Archbishop 1 Purcell bought from Considine all the title he could give to the Barr property, and then he bought up all the interests of all the persons he could find who had any rights in it. sending agents all over the country for that purpose. In that way he got what was a pretty good title to the property. Not all the heirs to the Barr estate relinquished their interest, and a decision has been rendered by Judge Buckwalter giving one foot of every forty to certain heirs.

That decision has not been entered, and is not in force. It is unsatisfactory to both the heirs and the trustees, who will take the case to the Supreme Court A suit by Mississippi heias is now pending in the Circuit Court of the United States, they wanting to make out that they have an interest. The question arises whether, with this litigation pending, it would be wise to sell the property. It would have to be sold subject to the litigation, The trusteos listened to the creditors, and will doubtless be influenced thereby. LONG LOST DAUGHTERS COMING IN.

Mrs. Edwin F. Mortag's Supposed Mother Finds a Large Number of Children, PITTSBURG, Nov. 12. -Special Telegram.

-Mrs. Sheehan, the Sharpsburg lady who some two weeks ago was certain that she had found a long-lost daughter in the person of Mrs. Edwin F. Mortag, of Chicago, 18 having heap of trouble. Claimants are perpetually turning up, a the crop of daughters seeking long-lost mothers being unusually large around these parts just now.

Mrs. Sheehan was seen to-night. She said: "I have placed the entire matter in the hands of my attorney, who will make a full investigation. I am getting tired of it. A young woman, who said she was Julia Mitchell, of Newcastle, called on me recently, and claimed that she WAS the missing adopted daughter, but her story did not satisfy me.

My husband is dead, and I have no means of identifying the real woman should she appear. I leave all that to my lawyer. While the actions of the Mitchell young women were ladylike, I am inclined to think she was mistaken in her claims. INTOXICATING LEMON JUICE. Nebraska Firm Selling an Extract That Tickles Thirsty Indian Throats.

American citizens. OMARA, Nov. Telegram.Some time ago a philanthropist at Lyons, wrote to the Indian Bureau at Washington that a grocery house at that place was selling lemon extract to the Winnebago and Omaha Indians i in large quantities, and that Lo" was In the habit of getting very drunk on it. Yesterday the grocery house in question received a communication from Commissioner Atkins calling their attention to sec. 2,139 of the United States Rovised Statutes, which prohibits sales of any spiritous liqurs to Indians under heavy penalties, and suggesting that the lemon extract must contain sufficient alcohol to be classed as spiritous liqouor or it would not be in demand by the Indians.

The firm in reply say the aborigines always said they wanted it for flavoring purposes, and 'it was sold to them in good faith, and ask how they can refuse it, when the Omaha and Winnebagos are now enrolled as a bore: A CONVENIENCE FOR LOVERS. New York Mail: Some ardent lover, or the champion of ardent lovers at least, thinks that the day of love letters accessible to parents and shy old guardians through the good offices of the steam kettle, should be brought to an end. With this end in view special envelope has been patented, specimen whereof Brentano was showing the other day. It is made of leather and is secured at the back where the mucilage or the seal usually serves, by a tiny padlock. Enough of the leather is cut out in front to give space to card whereon the address may be written.

This envelope, which can be forwarded for a two-cent postage stamp, can be kept going backward and forward between two lovers, each holding a key to it. without any danger of the contente being inspected, except the envelope be so destroyed as to betray the fact that it has been tampered with. CHEMICAL CONFUSION. Cincinnati Telegram: "What in the matter, Dr. Otis?" "I am mad; mad at chemistry and the drug business.

Look here, oil of vitrol is no oil, neither are oils of turpentine or kerosene. Copperas is an iron compound and contains no copper. Salts of lemon is the extremely poisonous oxalic acid. Carbolic acid is not an acid, but an alcohol. Cobal contains none of that metal, but arsenic.

Soda water has no trace of soda, nor has sulphuric acid of sulphur. Sugar of lead has no sugar, cream of tartar has nothing of cream, nor milk of lime any milk. Oxygen means the acid-maker, but hydrogen 18 the essential element of all acide, and may contain no oxygen. German silver has no silver, and black lead no lead. Mosaic gold is only sulphide of tin.

These are only some of the mistakes of nomenclature in our business. WOOL SALES AT ANTWERP ANTWERP, Nov. There was no special feature at the wool sales to-day. The attendance was moderate. The demand was good.

Two thousand six hundred bales were offered, of which 1,360 bales of Buenos Ayres were sold at france per 100 kilos; 359 bales of Montevideo at francs; 128 bales of New South Wales at francs; 50 bales of Cape of Good Hope and Natal at francs; and 69 bales of sundries at trance NEW THINGS IN SOCIETY. The Advent of the Military Promises Brilliancy and Novelty. Bachelors of Exhausted Wit Must Retire for Woman's Idol in Blue. To Be Fat Is to Be Fashionable--Methods Adopted to Produce Enchanting Plumpness. 'TWILL BE THE RAGE.

He who wears a regimental Oft is poor as is the raw recruit; But what of that! Girls will follow when they hear the drum; la View the tassel and the waving plume That decks his hat. At last society has something to live for. The soldiers! Real United States men, with grizzly hair, Boulanger moustaches, shoulders that never bend, even for fun, and lofty brows written all over with valor and heroism. They are here. They came last Tuesday, and came to stay.

Came in the glory of steel, buttons, plumes, epaulets, straps, and stripes; came as only soldiers should come, with proud heads, brave hearts, and flying colors. They were glad to come, and Chicago is doubly s0-glad that they are glad and glad that they are here. Chicago a garrisoned city! Doesn't it seem ever so much bigger than formerly? And then to think of the garrison- whole regiment of infantry. Four troops of cavalry and a full battery of artillery--enough to arouse society from boudoir to ball-room and from siesta to boulevard. The fact of the matter is, society is weary of itself and wants change.

The women have outgrown--the men. They are too smart for the grade in which the home school is kept, but there has been no higher one into which they could be promoted. THE CLASSES IN DANTE, metaphysics, esoterics, music, ceramics, art, cookery, French, embroidery, Browning, Delsarte, kindergarten, university life, interior and architecture, window and kitchen gardening, composition in music and rhetoric, to make no mention of the study of hygiene and calisthenics, 80 faithfully and earnestly prosecuted by the women in the various circles of fashionable life, all these have not been without their effect. Within the last five vears enough study has been done by the women to make them just a trifle intolerant of the bachelors and beaux who heretofore have posed as wits and intellectual lighta, They are sick and tired of trying to talk ethics and art to a man whose knowledge does not rise above the minutia of a pit in which cereals, cocks, and pugilists alternates. Men who never heard of Chopin, who can't tell a ditty from an ode nor a symphony from a it syllogism; men to whom the renaissance is blank page, "Paradise Lost" a muddle, and an etching, pastel and water color one and the same thing; men who are confused by doily or finger-bowl, bewildered by a lorgnette, and lost in the presence of a chair-bag or bright women; talk shop, base ball, the turf, green cloth, variety show.

or scandal and you have these narrow-shouldered, hollow-chested, chickenboned, cotton-muscled fellows at their best. But mention a cablegram, new magazine writer, the book of the season, or dilate on contemplated move in medicine, the sciences. or education-do any of these and he wilts like mint bouquet in hot lemon punch. He has some money, spent three days in New York, two months in Europe, and thinks the $10 bouquets he sends to the ladies sufficient guarantee of high culture. His conversation is as edifying as the prattle of a 10-year-old, and not a tithe as charming.

He is a lion in the flesh generally and a society pet IN HIS OWN OPINION. The men who should go in society, don't: and the men who do, should not. The first clasa labors under the mistake that the women are sieve-brained, and satisfied with their judgment, stay at home and fill -the leaves of magazine with tobacco smoke or spend the evening at a club, theater, or restaurant where the socialty of refreshments and the company of two or three men will furnish hours of pleasure and profit. The man in society is nice, but he's nuisance. All he can say is and "Beg pardon!" with a rising inflection of the voice.

He is neat as wax, genteel in appearance, and elegant in -that is to say, he knows how to manage his legs and hands s0 as not to have them in his way; he will never permit any other fellow to surpass him in the agility with which he can surrender a chair, open a door, or anticipate the pleasures of lady, but aside from clothes and behavior he is not worth standing room when space is scarce, for he hasn't an idea worth the efforts of articulation. No one knows his deficiency better than himself, for he holds b18 tongue. But what of that? When a lady spends the best part of month planning an entertainment and invites a fellow to eat up a menu that costs $3 or $5 cover to spread, she doesn't want him to bring nothing but an appetite to hor table. Yet there is a prodigality of just such men in society, and the long and short of it is the women are tired of them. IF WALLS HAVE EARS, and the men could walk in the ladies' dressingrooms at a dance or dinner, after the middle part of the evening, they would take on Minerva slippers and fly, never more to return.

"Yes, Mr. Young, is a nice dancer, but his twaddle bothers me. "Mr. Clay? He doesn't know a thing on earth!" "How do you stand that boy? I think him the silliest mortal I ever tried to enlighten. Positively, he didn't know what a bas-relief was." and so on the circle round.

Now that the soldiers have come, there will be general freezing out of the dudes. If rumor can be relied on, the hated rivals are a delightful set of fellows-well read, of elegant manners, good family, and-gramatic! When party visited Highwood, Friday, the sun shone with more than usual splendor on the camp. Smoke curling from the camp fires rose slowly in the air, and the stars and stripes from the flagstaff gracefully floated out with the breeze, Glistening troops could be seen about the landscape, and far away in the east encireling stream, and open space was the dark, billowy blue lake. Guards paced the lines, tramping the autumn leaves undor foot aud brushing the glittering frost from the bright green with grass. They were big, handsome fellows.

too, bright eyes, clear faces, and splendid physique. Could some of the prospective hostesses have seen the cavalry men and subalterns moving about in twos. and threes, with their heads in the air and their arms full of chips, they would have been LOST IN ADMIRATION, aben and perhaps tempted to send in their card, for two such cavaliers at con luncheon would make it a success. Besides being fighters, they are gentlemen, and can dance, sing, play, recite poems, sketch little, do something in palmistry, and hypnotism, dash off a verse or 1 toast at short notice, and tell stories almost as heroic and quite as romantic as the Moor regaled Desdemona with. The banjo, mandolin, reed, and violin have each 84.

many devotees as the piano and mouth organ. Among the officers are many who Withstood the eclat of victory in the South and West, who have been favorites among the ladies and are likely to be. Camp tables will be adorned with rare flowers, maps and plans flanked with favors and souvenirs, bouquete turned into paperweights, and door flaps, aud canvas walls hung with dinner cards and strings and ribbons saved from meringues and bonbons They will have their knapsacks and cartridgeboxes padded with will pretty letters and polite invitations, they be pursued by day for teas, musicales, class- Inches, and tempted dinner night to attend dances, balls, germans, and carpet parties, while no wedding will be considered swell? without shoulderstraps and sword. Spoil? Not a bit of it! They have too minch force of character to let hero worship, or that most dangerous of all popular admiration to men intent on greatness and giory -the flattery and pursuit of women- spoil them. It is war now between money and the sword, the dude and the soldier, aud to break the news gently the ladies will not turn their backs to the bayonets TO BE FAT IS THE FAD.

It is the fashion to be fat. Not flabbily or uncuously fat, but plump like Mrs. Grover Cleveland, who, as the recognized standard of American beauty, has rendered great many very lean, lovely women, unhappy. or all natural imperfections leanness is one of the most difficult to remedy, as temperament, habit, and the mental and physical conditions conspire to keep down flesh. Contrary to obesity, which is synonymous with a jolly, rollicking, free and easy existence, lean people are nervous, excitable, restless, and, exoceding sensitive.

They eat heartily, sleep little, borrow trouble, keep late hours, nurse ambition, work, study, and dissipate inordinately, have irregular times for meals, 1 lack method generally, permit grief to become morbid, and carry love, hate, malice, and jealousy to madness. But the flesh-fever has broken out in Chicago and all society is at work on schemes for increasing flesh, regardless of habit, heredity, or nature. Up along the lake shore the ladies have taken to the sidewalk, and every day: from 10 to 1 they may be seen sailing along the sunny side of the drive, la Christine Nilsson, with their head up, shoulders back, mouth shut, and figure wrapped in thick woolen jacket. A maid is taken along to carry a vial of some cordial that will quicken sluggish circulation, or allay fatigue. She also answers any intrusive questions, for at constitutionale it is absolutely dangerous to allow the cold air an entrance via the throat and mouth.

The walk over, the would-be fat and buxom beauty takes mug of hot bouillon, and is tucked in bed for a three hours' nap. Afterward an exhaustive toilet, consisting of a dry bath, red brushing and easy dress, dinner is served, and then comes the hardest part of the programme-laughter, to accelerate digestion. Books of wit and humor are resorted to, funny people are inveigled to the house by means of dinner invitations and card parties, and when every means fails the fat student gets the cook to make her laugh, or gOOS off by by herself and ha-ha's after the school of dramatic art. The girls belonging to Dearborn Seminary and the Dearborn alumnae eat fat, pork and beans, and wheat bread, sleep sixteen hours day, and drink from three to five quarts of water, milk, or beer during the day. A match-like belle.

of Ellis avenue has taken to molasses, beana, peas, cabbage. and cod liver oil. Her milk bill is $15 month. There is less of the heroic in the Prairie AVenue method. Along that beautiful street the women, old and young, have become enthusiastic, and medical books, almanace, cyclopedias, and manuals are greedily scanned for anti-lean treatment, Just at present the bath a la Cleopatra is popular.

Baths of milk or water of warm temperature are taken after light lunch, and while in at faithful Mary appears with a dainty soup-service and gives her chicken broth in which arrow-root floats like beads, From one to three pints of the beverage is taken; then madame slides down beneath the surface of the luke-warm bath. Then she is taken out, vigorously rubbed, and dried with sweet-almond oil. She, too, believes in the efficacy of sleep, simple diet, fresh air, and amiability. prospect a race of gigantic mothers, but what is to become of the pigmy men remains to be seen. WAR ON BALDNESS.

London Daily News: A lecture was delivered last night in St. James' Hall on the striking subject of "Trichology and Baldness." There is, it appears, a British Trichological Association, whose President, Mr. G. W. Wheeler, delivered the address; and there is going to be, if it can be got up, a hospital for the treatment of hair diseases, War is thus to be made on bald heads.

The advice to the possessors of shillalahs you see a bald head, -is modiad Trish, fied in the case of "trichologists," with whom the new maxim is, "When you see a bald head, study it." "When our hair or its appendage gets out order it gives signs and symptoms of says the learned President of the Trichological Association. Science often swee us with an impressive obscurity of language, but we read on. The upshot of it all is that the bald are to be deprived of the comfort and consolation of a modern theory that the hairy man is a survival of the savage, and that as civilization increases hair decays. The and symptoms of such" are to be studied br a special class of men-the trichologista-with a view to restoring lost hair. should hairdressers be allowed to humbug the public when there is a true science of trichology which would benefit mankind?" So asks Mr.

Wheeler Why, indeed? But is there no humbug elsewhere? The Presi dent of this association, which aspires to a charter and to an examining body, does not a minute entertain the idea that trichologists will ever make hair grow on all bald heads any more than our best physicians can raise the dead." He frankly adds that "trichology is science considerably veiled in mystery. That being so, we will not have bald herds mocked. HOW TO TELL BRIDES. New York Mail and Express: "Yes," said an old and experienced hotel clerk yesterday, "I can tell bride and groom at a glance. For some reason or other they all seem ashamed to have it known that they have just been married, and they all try to give the impression that they are comparatively old stagers, as it were, but it's no use with me.

I smile when I see their old trunks--to come with brand new ones, you know, would be to advertise the fact that they had just been wedded -and I laugh outright when I receive a letter from a bridegroom saying. and wife will be at your house on Wednesday night, between 12 and 1 o'clock. Our luggage will arrive during the afternoon, but we will not arrive ourselves nutil after the Then I watch and see them come in with a bundle of umbrelias and canes, a hat box, and a couple of valises, which I have no hesitancy, of courze, in believing they took to the play with them. How do I tell a bride and groom? Well, there's something about the way they look at each other when they are together, and when the newly-married man is by himself I can tell by the manner in which he uses the two words 'my He is not used to the combination, and they sound as unnatural to me as they do to himself." NEWSDEALERS. Famuel Water, newedeater.

No. 8200 Forest avenue. always has THE INTER OCRAN for sale, Patrons of the paper will please pear this in mind. Henry Push, No. 016 West Madison street, keeps THE INTER OCEAN for sale, and "don't you fonzet 8.

H. News Agent, No. 20 Rush street, always has a good supply of THE INTER OCEAN on band. Drop and see him. W.

Curry. lealerin periodicals, No. 183 son street. THE INTER OCEAN always on sale. Call and see the veteran newsboy.

M. Oaks, bookseller and stationer, No. 896 West Lake street, sells THE INTER OCEAN. Always glad to see you. BLACKALL's best Coffee, 3 ibe for $1.

BUSINESS NOTICES. CoUGHs. Bronchial Troches" are used with advantage to alleviate coughs, sore throat, hoarseness, and bronchial affections. Sold only in boxes. EARL WILSON'S E.

W. brand of men's collars and cuffs are the best. Sold everywhere. MARRIAGE LICENSES. The following marriage licenses were issued by the County Cierk Saturday, Nov.

12: No. Name. Residence. 120,651 Charles Chicago. Alfred Chicago.

120,763 Josef Same. Chicago. Michael Chicago. 190,756 Adam .25. Chicago.

Same. 120,756 Melker C. .28. Same. Chicago.

120,797 Annie Augnst L. Bowmanville. 120,758 Carrie B. Nottingham 27. Same.

Chicago. 120,759 Michael 120,760 Laura Phillipp Warner. Same. 120,701 Kristian .23. Same.

120.762 Herman .18. Same. 120,763 Leland Same. 120,764 Grace Edward A. E.

Same. River 5 Same. John M. 120.767 William Veronica Chicago. Same.

120,708 Kante .25. Sume. Chicago. 120.769 William Margaret F. Same.

120,770 Frank Shula .22. Lake. A RARE CHANCE FOR THANKSGIVING! THERE IS NO LIKELIHOOD THAT PRICES WILL EVER GO LOWER. State and Madison Sts. Some Great Good News -FORCLOAK BUYERS! TO-MORROW, MONDAY, NOV.

14. THE TRUTH Just About 50c on the Dollar. OF THE MATTER IS WE HAVE PRICE-LIST FOR MONDAY. AN OVERSTOCK OF PLUSH Our SEAL $19.75 CLOAKS, $15.50 1,000 SHETLAND SEAL PLUSH PLUSH Our SEAL $50.00 CLOAKS, $25.00 CLOAKS, AND WRAPS YOUR DRAW OWN SEAL Our NEWMARKETS, $50.00 PLUSH $25.00 YOU CAN INFERENCE. Our $22.50 NEW MARKETS PLUSH SEAL WRAPS, $12.50 -Genuine Reductions STATE SCHLESINGER State and Madison Sts.

IN OUR Art Department. TO-MORROW, MONDAY, NOV. 14 Our First Christmas Sale of the Season. The Most Enticing Bargains Ever offered in this city. Collection of 5,000 pieces, every piece different, High Art Pottery.

Choice at Some worth up to Six Dollars Others worth Four, Three and 99c ERS Two GET Dollars. THE FIRST CHOICEST. COMCollection includes: Bohemian Pottery, Norwegian Pottery, English Pottery, Syrian Pottery, Venetian Pottery, ETC. State and Madison Sts. MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Joseph ..23. 120,771 Wheeling, 011. 120,772 1 Te 20. Same. 120.773 Cohen Made ....21..

Roseland. Jennie be Same. 120.774 120.775 Frances ..27. Chicago. 120,776 1 Frank Magdalens 4.422.

Same. Chicago. 120,777 Josef Dusek. 23. Chicago.

At 120,778 1 .89. Chicago. 120,779 Hate ..85. Same. Daniel Browning ...28.

Same. Chicago. 120.780 Frank Chicago. Same. 120,782 Alfred Kankakee.

120,783 1 Rell .30. Chicago. 120,784 Katharino Scaro Same. Chicago. MARRIAGE.

Brooklyn, N. on Nov. 7, by the Rev. Stephen H. Camp, Herbert W.

Brough to Nellie R. Harding. DIVORCES. The following bill for divorce was filed yesterday: WEDDEL Jennie R. John W.

for cruelty and adultery. The following decrees were granted: SAMPSON- Charles H. from Clara, for adultery. BORMAN- Henry from Wilhelmina, for desortion. AND.

MADISON SCHLESINGER MAYER. State and Madison Sts. IN OUR Art Department. TO-MORROW, MONDAY, NOV. 14 Eclipsing All Previous Holiday Oferings.

The Most Phenomenal Bargains We have ever offered. 500 GENUINE ANTIQUE Silver and Brass Sconces AT $2.221 Have SEVEN for never less been than DOLLARS. sold These goods are made by the largest brass founder in Paris and are guaranteed Solid Brass. It is one of the HANDSOMEST PARLOR ORNAMENTS, the BEVELED EDGE MIRROR ALONE worth price asked. State and Madison Streets DEATHS.

CULLERTON- Thomas Cullerton, aged 47. Funeral from late residence, corner of Collins court and Langhton street, Monday, Nov. 14, at 9:30 a. to St. Pius' Church, thence by cars to Calvary Cemetery.

CISNEY--Nov. 11, Charlotte Cisney, No. 251 West Thirteenth street, aged 45 years 3 months. COMERFORD-The funeral of Honoria Comerford will take place Nov. 13, at 9:30 a.

m. from No. 380 South Clinton street to Jesuit Church, thence by cars to Mount Olivet. CANTY-Nov. 12, Amelia, beloved wife of Michael Canty, a native of County Clare, Ireland.

Funeral from her late residence, No. 103 Seward street to Sacred Heart Church at 9:30 a. thence by cars to Calvary, via C. N. W.

Ry. DUNNE-Nov. 11, Mamie, beloved daughter of Catherine and Anthony Dunne. Funeral from parents' residence Monday at 10 o'clock, to church of Holy Name, where high mass will be officiated, thence by carriages to Calvary. FARRAN--Nov.

12, William H. Farran, at his residence, No. 16 Waller street. Notice of funeral hereafter. GUNDERSON-Nov.

9, Ella W. Gunderson, No 249 West Huron street, aged 29 years, 6 months 21. oays. Burial at Mount Olivet. HOLM-Nov.

10, John Holm, No. 111 String street, aged 85 gears. HUBBARD-Nov. 11, Caroline Hubbard, No. 1809 Wabash avenue, aged 78 years.

Burial at Oakwoods. HALLETT-Nov. 12, at her residence, No. 4029 Vincennes avenue, Ann beloved wite of John Hallett, aged 56 years. Funeral services at Langley Avenue M.

E. Church Monday, Nov. 14, at 2 p. by carriages to Oakwoods Cemetery, JOHNSON-Nov. 10, Mrs.

M. Johnson, No. Blue Island avenue, aged 77 years. Burial at Rose Hill. LION -Nov 8.

Lizzie at Halley, Idaho. LYMAN-Nov. 10, Sarah Lyman, No. 124 Ewing street, aged 40 years. Burial at Calvary, SCHLESINGER MAYER.

State and Madison Sts. BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S Clothiers and Outfitters. Everybody Knows that We Are Headquarters, TO-MORROW, MONDAY, Oct. 14, We shall inaugurate a GREAT SALE and Children's OVERCOATS. $4.00 Will purchase a stylish, warm and durable garment.

Wear guaranteed. (Ages 3 to 10 years.) $5.00 Will purchase one which can't be equaled elsewhere for less than eight dollars. Twenty Styles to select from. Warranted all wool. (Ages 3 to 10 years).

$5.50 Will purchase the best Double Breasted Ulster, with deep collar and mitten pockets, in America. (Ages 8 to 14 years). This garis positively the Greatest Bargain ever offered. A good time to purchase a first-class Overcoat for your boy at very LOW PRICES. State and Madison Sts.

DEATHS. Nov. 11, Elizabeth Mikesell, No. $51 Warren avenue, aged 87 years. Burial at Quincy, Ill.

MCAULEY- The remains of the late John P. Mo4 Auley will be taken from the vault and interred in Calvary Cemetery, Monday, Nov. 14, at 11 a. via Chicago and Northwestern Railroad. PETERSON-Nov.

10, Elizabeth Peterson, Nol 325 West Chicago avenue, aged 17 years. Burial at Rose Hill. RODGERS-Nov. 12, Mary Rodgers, aged 15 years. Funeral services at St.

Stephen's Church, Mond 14. SHARPE- -Nov. 12, Lucy Sharpe, No. 296 South Leavitt street, aged 25 years. Burial at Rose Hill.

SHANLEY-Nov. 11, Sarah Shanley, No. 2634 FiftH avenue, aged 92 years. Burial at Mt. Olivet.

TENNISON- 11, Cornelia Tennison, No. 2979 Wentworth avenue, aged 81 years, 28 days. BURIAL NOTICE. KITCHELL- The funeral of Miss Alice M. Kitchell will take place from her late home at No.

309 Maple avenue, Evanston, on Monday at 2 p. m. PANORAMA. BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG Open daily from a.m. to 11 p.m.

Cable azs to Panorama Place..