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STARS OVER BIG BUSINESS CHARLIE RICE'S 1,.1 PUNCHBOWL and humanist, Dr. Carl G. Jung, who once gathered the horoscopes of 483 couples in establishing, to his own satisfaction, an apparent correlation between planetary signs and the likelihood of marital success. While some astrologers concern themselves with broad economic cy- clients in aviation and electronic stocks in recent months, and was backing winners like Xerox and Syntex long before the ordinary customer's men picked them out. Not all Mrs.

Reynolds picks are that well-known. One day last June she singled out New York, Honduras Rosario, on the but brokers. One time in 1958, she advised her clients to stay out of a certain department-store merger. "The Sun was adverse to Jupiter, for this one company, and an adverse Jupiter is not good for money matters. Also, in this disposition, there would be a tendency for vexing legal affairs and involvement in matters that weren't above board." Months later, lest your WIN' ONE OF THREE $595.00 COMMERCIAL talent ART SCHOLARSHIPS PLUS CASH PRIZES i.s' Achat's bur Favorite Joke? 1 IT (from pacc s) work, he said that as a Taurean my throat was my weak point.

This happened to be true, but I had always ascribed it to a botched- II tonsillectomy when I was a child. I was in Oblo's stargazing chamber when he received a phone call from a noted specialist. They discussed a patient as if it was a normal medical consultation, though the patient himself never realized that he had been charted. As he put down the phone, Oblo commented drily, "I once told this doctor he had kidney stones, and if he didn't have them removed soon, he would unexpectedly collapse. He fell to the floor one day while operating on somebody else." Doctors, loo Some doctors, aware that most physicians were also astrologers before the Renaissance, use astrology as a short-cut to understanding the personality complex of their patients.

Since a large percentage of physical ailments admittedly have a psychological origin, knowing the patient becomes of primary importance to such physicians. One prominent internist, a Cornell graduate, uses his new patients' sun and moon signs and their "ascendant" the position of the sun in the eastern horizon at their birth hour as a means of getting quickly acquainted. "This often provides more psychological insight in two minutes than two months of tests," he points out. This internist is by no means unique. Many psychiatrists pick up enough astrology to give them a broader basis for understanding baffling patients.

And some lawyers, too, indulge.in astro S3 9 I 1 i fi logical research. One attorney, specializing in divorces, made horoscopes of his divorcing clients, and came up with the discovery that the best marriage risks were couples who were two zodiac signs apart Taurus and Cancer, for instance. The attorney's report jibed with a more thorough study by the late psychoanalyst one of the merging companies turned up with a big shortage in assets. On another occasion, a realty syndicate was considering the purchase of a corner piece of a Los Angeles country club. Peggy advised against the acquisition, since the buyer's Neptune was clearly afflicted, and Neptune, as almost anybody would know, rules fumes and noxious gases.

The realty-operator was laughed out of his misgivings by associates, and bought the property anyway. Just as he launched a costly subdivision program, a sulphur plant, long started up in the neighborhood and drove home-builders away. "He should have known," Peggy observed mildly. Smoky future In searching for an astrologer to blend with its own venture into space, Galaxy cigarettes, the Philip Morris Co. settled on Ruth Hale Oliver, a sophisticated Hollywood star-gazer, who has the social advantage of some schooling at Vassar.

Miss Oliver, officials stress, is not a sales or market adviser. But, as a promotional device, she prepares horoscopes for cigarette jobbers and their wives. The horoscopes, given out as birthday presents, chart the individual's future for a year. "We never see them," an official confides. "They are personal and confidential.

But if she should tell a customer to buy more Philip Morris cigarettes, we cer fi i tainly wouldn't object." As matters stand, astrologically, RCA, Con Ed and Philip Morris may one day be regarded as gay pioneers of the "far-out" Space Age, and who knows? When wc land an astrologer on the moon, he may end up about the impact of the earth and other planets on that moon. THE end I planes of her face are equal and symmetrical. Linda may be the most difficult for you draw. Hers is a "three-quarters using perspective to give the illusion of depth. Even if you feel you could only draw Laura, we can train you to draw the others.

Because of the varying degrees of difficulty of each of the heads your drawings of the triplets will be individually judged as three separate contests, cash awards plus scholarship prizes go to the winner of each contest: $25 for Laura, $50 for Louise, and $75 for Linda. LOUISE AX art instruction schools Studio TW-76 S. 4th Minneapolis. Minnesota 55415 enter my drawing(s) in your Draw-the-Triplets contests. (please print) Occupation.

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With these triplet drawings our professional artists can evaluate the trainable talent you may have. As you try each of these drawings you'll probably find Laura the easiest to draw because she is a simple draw-me type profile. The sketch of Louise is the Draw one or "triple your fun" and draw all of the triplets. Make your drawings, in pencil, larger or smaller than those above. If you win one of three commercial art scholarships you'll receive a complete home study-course in advertising art, illustrating, cartooning or painting.

You'll be taught by professional artists from America's leading home study art school, Art Instruction Schools. Even those who do not win will receive an honest professional appraisal of their talents. Entries for these three contests must be in before August 31, 1966. None can be returned. Our students and professional artists are not eligible.

Start your drawings now; mail your entry today. Nan LINDA to 500 Please City And another of Fields' dyspeptic remarks: fields "A man ivho hates dogs and children can't be all bad!" Our Society avoids the well-known Jack Benny jokes about being 39 years old. But we endorse such gags as: BENNY: "This violin is a family heirloom. My greatgrandfather passed it down to my grandfather, who passed it down to my father, and my father sold it to me." Our Society also recommends Fred Allen's remark about the same violin: alien: "Jack's violin has been in the hockshop so often that the pawnbroker can play it better than he can." Our Society feels that Abbott and Costello's famous "Who's On First?" routine needs no further glorification. We prefer to recall: ABBOTT: "jo Smoking OH these premises!" costello: "But I ain't smoking." ABBOTT: "You have a cigar in your mouth!" COSTELLO: "I got shoes Oil but I ain't walking." As to Bob Hope, it's just too hard to sort out his thousands of gags, but Bob gets our special award for this ad lib on meeting a heavily-bearded Communist leader: "How are you fixed for blades?" "Gags to Remember" will meet again at an early date.

If you care to nominate any neglected gags be sure to follow Fred Allen's famous instructions: "Write on one side of a sheet of paper, throw the other side away, and send to LAURA Met a couple of nice guys from Toronto the comedy team of Johnny Wayne and Frank Shuster (above). They have a summer TV series on CBS called "Wayne and Shuster Take an Affectionate Look at and each week it's about a different famous comedian. Johnny said, "We've worked out film clips on all our favorites, like W. C. Fields, George Burns, Hope and Crosby, Jack Benny, Groucho Marx "What's your favorite Groucho Marx gag?" Frank asked me.

I thought for a second. I said I guessed it was the one when he was making love to the stately Margaret Dumont: "Tour eyes, Madame, your eyes they shine like the pants of a blue-serge suit!" "Very good," said Frank. "Consider yourself a member of 'Gags to an exclusive society consisting mainly of Johnny Wayne and Frank Shuster." His own pet love passage between Groucho and Margaret goes groucho: "May I have a lock of your hair?" MARGARET DUMONT: "Oh, how romantic! You wish a lock of my hair?" groucho: "Yes, and you're lucky I didn't ask for the whole wig." Johnny Wayne said he rated very highly Groucho's remark when he played Captain Spauld-ing, the African explorer: groucho: "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas! What he was doing in my pajamas, ril never know!" The Society shuns well-known quotes, such as W. C. Fields': "Never give a sucker an even break." It prefers neglected gems, such as the time the heavy-drinking Fields was invited to dinner by a teetotaler: "Thankyou, sir, but I never eat on an empty stomach." Ydtillove washing with New sunshine Rinso with "sunshine whiteners" really does act new! You won't actually need sunglasses.

But you'll agree, those "sunshine whiteners" are the closest thing ever to clothesline sunshine. Try it. You'll see! cles (Williams, now retired from Con Ed, forecasts a slump in stock prices in the last quarter of 1966), other economic-minded astrologers specialize in individual stock situations, just like regular Wall Street specialists. Astrologer Peggy (P.H.) Reynolds, for instance, has been putting her fortunate American Exchange, plotted its natal chart from incorporation date on November 1 7, 1 880. It went up six points in five trading days on a down market.

"A beneficent planet was in power," she explains. Mrs. Reynolds is constantly getting inquiries from not only speculators THIS WEEK Magazine July 17, 1966 11 10.