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THE BUFFALO T1NQTJIRER, FRIDAY, APRH; 19, 1913. 4 I 'UNSINKABLE boat, with Judas Iscariot.for a companion. Iscariot sold his Creator for thirty pieces of silver. D'Ismay and his disciples slew 1,595 mortals, in a race with Death. With the Duellist, let D'Ismay exclaim, in terror of the damned, as he and his kind, now and forever hereafter, as he and they sink into that obloquy worse than Death, "OH, MY HONOR, MY HONOR, TO WHAT INFAMY ART THOU FALLEN." TODAY'S EVENTS.

By Hal Coffmaru The Buffalo Enquirer WILLIAM J. GONNERS, Proprietor CTAtt THEATER Stock company. In "Tho Lily," 8:15 m. TBCK John." THEATE Pally, On Tear 93.00 Dally. One Month Send draft or peatoffice order whoa remitting, eaever currency eeln.

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2:30 and 840 p. m. rURNIVAL COI7RT CASINO ROLLER skating. Three sessions dally. 'Entered at the Buffalo Poatofflco tt.

T. OFnCEIW Brunswick Bids-. GOD'S MARKSMANSHIP. the arsenal of the Almighty are weapons of precision. God can send His vengeance straight to the mark.

It is not necessary for Him to use a riot gun on tne crowd to lay one offender low. I FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 1912. He is not compelled to hurl general catastrophes to "destroy an individual sinner. God struck down Ananias and Sapphira in- the midst of a crowd. He did not kill the crowd to punish two sinners.

Lot's wife looked FROM OUR EXCHANGES D'ISMAY! SPEED MAY GOD, IN HIS INFINITE MERCY, BE MERCTFUL TO THE 1,595 SOULS LOST ON THE ILL STARRED TI- back and became a pillar of Retribution struck the one offender in the little company of fugitives. Elvmas was struck blind in the TANIC. May God in his midst of a company not the whole company blinded to punish one. the mercenary murderers responsible for this terrible loss of precious human lives 1 May the Being of Supreme Good guard with all-powerful love the weeping widows, orphans and parents nov overwhelmed with grief. 739 out of 2,340 alive to tell the On the other hand, ten good men would have saved Sodom.

Zoar was spared for Lot's sake. GoI is able to hit the mark without scattering general destruction. It is God's way to spare many sinners for the sake of a few righteous, rather-lhan to kill many righteous to destroy one or two sinnejB. Rector George Chalmers Richmond and others of like mind misrepresent God when insinuating that the divine purpose in the destruction of the Titanic was to "get" John Jacob Astor. The Almighty could have struck Astor down without sacrificing a shipload.

God's vengeance is not of the Black -Hand type, reckless of consequence to many innocent in order to destroy one culprit. first attempt on the Titanic to "break all records." Surely the terrible feat was fully accomplished, with the blood of nearly 1,600 human beings to immortalize the record. A STATEMENT, alleged to have been issued at the dictation of the survivors, was sent broadcast last night, when the hapless survivors were landed in New York. It was not signed, it was more than apologetic for the criminal carelessness, the murderous neglect of the officers and directors of the White Star line. BAND PLAYING, the doomed ship went to her damp bed, two miles beneath the surface of a calm ocean.

And thus representatives of the wealth, the beattty, the genius, the brawn and muscle and the strength and of the nation perished, cruelly, pitilessly, helplessly. There was an appalling lack of necessary lifeboats. ALL might have been saved. 1 D0N'T FEAR, we 'will' into the life-boats" said J. Bruce Ismay, the managing director of the ill-starred line, the representative of the Speed Demon aboard the Titanic.

"NOBODY seemed to know how Mr. Ismay himself got into a life-boat" says the account of his "gallantry." Oh, he managed although aged Isidor Straus, philanthropist and aged Wil MAJ. ARCHIBALD W. D. BUTT, U.

S. A. a IIE true path to glory leads but to the grave and by his un-B timely death, along with the host of Titanic heroes, the proud nation may well pause in its mad race to the goals of greed and wealth and social position, to drop a tear, breathe a prayer and utter a note of admiration and regret for Archibald W. D. Butt, a major in the United States army, returning from duty abroad and sacrificing his own life so that a mother or a little child might take his place in one of the Titanic 's few, (alas, how few), life -boats.

Maj. Butt went abroad as the Taft, who sent a letter of congratulation to Pope Pius X. as a recognition of the honor the Pope, conferred on this country by the recent appointment of three cardinals. Every inch a true soldier and a worthy American, this Maj. Butt.

Formerly a newspaper writer in jouisville, he entered the army during the Spanish-American war and later became a member of he Philippines. He became aide de was retained as chief social factotum at the White House under President Taft, winning the regard and esteem of all victors there. He was of heroic mould and he died as be had lived, a true soldier. liam T. Stead, evangelist of morality, were left to perish.

WE'LL GET YOU ALL INTO THE LIFE-BOATS, said the Titanic liar, for he knew that the Titanic was woefully lacking in the needed life-saving boats, so this Mr. Ismay, a. second Judas Iscariot, knew that his ill-starred company, with the aid ot the Speed Demon, would deliver 1,595 human souls at the Judgment seat of God. Come with us, Mi. Ismay, and behold your dreadful work.

Look, far down. What do you see, Mr. Ismay 1,595 human bodies, far below, in the primeval slime of the awful oceAn, and their faces are turned upward to meet your gaze. "They look up with their pale and sunken faces, And their look is dread to see, For they mind yon of their angels in high places With eyes turned on Deity." They are cold, damp, dead, Mr. Ismay, in that deep and inaccessible tomb, but though dead, they speak to you.

What do these 1,595 voices in unison say "Tread onward to your throne and the mart, Our blood splashes upward, 0, gold-heaper." He carried his cross, he earned More Fish and Game With Less Laws Is Doctrine Taught by Mr. Hoover CROSSING THE BAR. Sunset and evening star. And one clear call for me! And may there be no moaning of the 'bar. When I put out to sea.

But such a tide as moving seems asleep, Too full for sound and foam. "When that -which drew from out the boundless deep Turns again home. Twilight and evening And after that the dark! And may there be no sadness of farewell When I embark. For tho from out our bourne of Time and Place The flood may bear me far, I hope to see my Pilot face to face When I have crost the bar. Lord Alfred Tennyson.

Twas Sunday night. The deep blue sea, two miles deep, was calm. The sky was clear. The grand salon of a mighty ship was filled with gay men, beautiful women. They were dancing and care a Seeoad-elaao Mall Matter.

CHICAGO OFKICB 010 Sieger Bids. infinite justice adequately punish awful story of a Speed Demon's the hapless dead, whose -blood is doom of Justice on the murderer's obey, signalled "full speed ahead." betide the luckless ship" murmured lisped "aye, aye" and swore that director, should he meet the mon break all speed records, shrieked HOUR, sir. We cannot go any 'Ismay awaiting the tall, glisten "Their doom was sealed. that cry is heard. "All speed Titanic Folly.

Titanic Greed. Ti- Swim over the Styx It must not Pluto's empire. YOU must go jn less. The music was divine. Perhaps it was a selection from Han Hoover, unless It has the consistent and persistent support of tho at large.

Tim burden of this moral support in a larce nieasur foil upon the sportsmen's clubs, who irt expected look after their pn interests and of the people's aa a whole by seetng to it that wise, sane and practical laws for the conservation and increase of fish and game are enacted and by assisting the state authorities in the actual distribution of fish and game and by co-operating in tho enforcement of such laws. "Fewer laws, more fish and game." said the speaker, "is a popular slogan with which th commission is in hearty accord. Tho transition from a conservative, to a more liberal policy must be necessarily slow, and conditions which still necessarily obtain require for the present the retention of features of the law which are undoubtedly too restrictive. This Is undoubtedly true with reference to some of the short seasons for taking fish and game and other limitations placed upon the angler and gunner. But with the securing of additional game frms and state hatcheries, promised in the conservation bill this year, the more liberal policy will be made possible.

The commission wants to put enousrh fish in the streams and pnmjeh jtame In the woods and cover to afford more fishing and hunting and reasonably good catches for everybody. This policy underlies the nioKt Important phase of eonservs-tion. the preservation and Improve THE benefits which a community may derive from a sportsmen's organization was the subject of an address at a meeting called for the purpose of organizing the Montgomery County Rod and iun club at Odd Fellows' hall, Amsterdam, by M. H. Hoover of lxokport of the conservation commission.

The speaker said that it was now a generally accepted fact that the busy American people were becoming more and more in need of the healthful recreation in the out of doora which is best afforded by the rod and gun. to say nothing of the change of diet, wholesome fish and game freHh from the waters and woods. Unattached sportsmen could undoubtedly secure a great deal of pleasure, but like in all other matters of a public, or semi-public nature, best results could be attained for the Interested individuals and the body of sportsmen as a whole by organization, says the Albany Argus. The conservation law directly recognized the organized sportsmen of the state, he reminded his audience, for in section 171 it was provided that incorporated fish and game clubs could designate special protectors for their respective sections for appointment by the conservation commission. But the commission.

the speaker declared, went further than that, and invited the counsel and advice of the organized clubs on all matters pertaining to changes In the fish and game laws. to fish and game propagation and distribution, and to law enforcement. No law could be enforced, said Mr. Rochester has organized a del's superb "Creation:" magnificent surge, Break again on the verge, That the angels in Paradise linger beside Drift our hearts out to sea- I Into Heaven' with thee, Where thy cadence majestic, in. melody died." So Say "We AIL i (From the Louisville Courier-Journal.) The tender vines that cling Make springtime glad; But I prefer to sing About the sbad.

I love the robin blue For ia own sake; Tet there Is something due The berry cake. The daffodils are nice. Serene and shy; But what can beat a slice Of rhubarb i True Expansion. (From the Chicago nter-Ocean.) It appears that gracious woman has granted a new lease of life to the. cotton industry without attempting to wring concessions of any sort from the men who control it.

Mr. Neville announced these glad tidings when he said: "The molders of feminine fashions now have decreed that the ladies shall wear more yards of cloth in their garments." Thus is a great industry saved from annihila tion. With. Winef (From the Houston Post.) Marse Henry has made another dinner proposition to the New York World. Doe Marse Henry want the World to board him on the fat of the land for life7 "We Get It, but CFrom the Worcester.

Gazette.) The textile workers have given th people one lesson, and the people are paying more for clothing. The mine workers are about to give another lesson and the very prospect has sent the price of coal up. There is no good reason why the railroad men should not trtve the people a little more instruction. It is possible that a few fundamental facts win i-omt? to ne reauzen. one ot tnem is that a raise in wages which is met bv an increase in the cost of llvlnir is no raise in wages at all." Good Policy.

(From the Albany Argus.) By the destruction of the Masten Park kUI. 1 ik it bcmooi nurraio is conrronteri by a serious situation. Its high school facili ties were inadequate before this school was burned, and now there will have to be still more overcrowding to take care of all the pupils. From every standpoint pays to make school buildings sub stantial, and a few thousand dollars should not stand In the way of It. Continuous Show.

the New York Matt.) Is Mexico a republic or a moving pic ture snow B. X. P. (From the Hartford Times.) Harper's Weekly has a new RepubU can ticket: For standard bearer, William TT. Taft For pallbearer, Theodore Roosevelt.

Learn to Fly. (From the L'tica Observer.) Aviation is the coming means of navi gation, and of that there is little doubt. The man who fifty years ago had said that it would be possible to talk from New York to Chicago over a wire would have been regarded as a fit subject for a madhouse. The opssibility of flying rrom zvew York to Chicago through the air has been demonstrated; it is only that the recklessness of the aviators has been so destructive and that the absolute possibilities of the aeroplanes have not been fully developed that some of us are still skeptical of what may be done in the next few years. Demanded.

(From the Boston Glofte.) How else than by arbltra-tlon can the duty and the responsibility of both sides be determined, and how else can the pub lic learn on which side right and Justice lie? Let the owners and the miners de mand arbitration at once! In Cleveland. (From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.) The husband and the wife were start Ing. for the' theater. As usual the hus band was kicking because the wife spent such an awful time dressing. "What delayed you this timer he growled, as they left the house.

"Seeing the children to bed." she re sponded iuleUy. "What'a the nurse for? snapped the man. "The nurse la for our convenience yours and mine, but especially mine. she answered, the boy cer tainly takes after you. He asked the same kind of a fool question.

Just as was kissing him good night." "Fool eh? Well, what was itr' "I asked him If he had said nla pray era And he said no. And I asked him If he didn't want Ged to take care of him during the night. And he answered, What'a the nurse for?" JABS AND JOTS You Know wno. shows im teeth, he shakes his fists, He dons a mighty frown. And while tie rips one platform up.

He stamps another down. Exercise, "but don't ret exercised. Caught on the fly any grave diseases. numlter of An aristocrat is one who despises tbe 5 -cent package of cigarettes. Not much has been heard of the colonel for several days.

The reason is not his silence, but something louder. The wireless Is able to five wamlnjr. What 1 needed now is an invention to maXe a captain heed the organize an auto-artillery and aeroplane-scouting corps, to prove that we are up-to-the-minute and even ahead of this war game. One of President Madero's trusted men has gone to Europe, with a large amount of bullion. Is Madero preparing to follow Porfino The splendid ship and its splendid, beloved cargo of 1,595 souls went down, the band, that glorious, immortal band, playing "Nearer Diaz? Perhaps he's preparing for Another Nipponese peril threatens the United States, a Japan My God to Thee." "Keep silence lest ye wake crying for the ground to call the head." ese having invaded Wall street.

Suppose the Japs capture "the street?" The Jap in question paid $17,000 for a seat in the New York Cotton Exchange. personal messenger for President the regular army, seeing service in camp to President Roosevelt and his crown. troop of cavalry, now let Buffalo the inevitable rainy day? the promoters exactly $2.25 criticised for using the colonel as attraction. jl hospitals to its capacious maw? large rand larger and the expense burden, if somebody doesn't according to Marconi, is working on by wireless means. Will future to Mr.

Tesla's plan. British Empire. legislature and courts, unles Oyster Bay colonel? If so. it will Aye, the sea moans. The winds sigh.

Sepulchral groans appal the desolation of a thousand homes. Yes, keep silence "lest the rocks in thunder fall," lest the land be cursed, 'till the career of Time be It is now alleged that the Roosevelt dinner at Springfield, Just What Women Want to Know BY KATHERINE CAREW. CHARON WAS THERE. Also Mercury and Jonah, as well as Judas." Mercury the pliant tool of Charon, on the gigantic "ferryboat Titanic" was masked as Death, the Speed Demon, Death was with Dismay, to make' a record for the White Star express liner, this Titan. Fast and faster, commanded the Speed Demon, the brave which cost the diners $5 each, cost each guest and the hosts are being a sort of vaudeville money-making i Is Buffalo gathering too many The entering wedge is becoming in a few years- will become a great The Titanic disaster shows that some thing must be done to regulate the use of that element.

SUNNY GEMS "Does the hero marry the heroine at the end of all their troubles?" "No; at the beginning." Judge. 'Toes he know his own fallings?" "He ought to. His wife keeps the list." Birmingham. Age-Herald. Pride goes before a fall so long before, in some Instances, that envious folk get weary of waiting for the catastrophe.

Puck. "Did you hear the new opera in New York?" "Yes." "It was sung In English, wasn't It? "I was told Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I hear ye had words with Casey." "We had no words." "Then nothing passed between ye?" "Nothing but one brick." Washington Herald. Is your new cottage finished yet, Mr. Oomeup?" "Not yet.

We're g'oing to have an Italian vendetta put around it." Baltimore American. "Dibbles started to church last Sunday." "That was a step In the right direction." "True, but unfortunately a step was as far as It went." Birmingham Age-Herald THE PAGE. "Put it by in a dainty deposit For relics, we all have a few I Some day, lore, they'll print It, because It Was written to you!" Frederick XOcker-Impaon. 0 wild strong knight, galloping through the dark. Riding thy furious breakneck race wltb fame.

Tarry a moment, that thon may est hark A little word of neither praise nor blame. Low Is my lot among thy benchmen bold. Scarcelx thou wottest of my face and name, 1 may not shower tbee wltk minted gold, Nor spur tbee oa wltb powerful acclaim. I dare not cheer tbee when thy sonl grows faint. Nor nurse tbee ahonldst thon sometime wounded lie.

And wert thon dying, none would heed my plaint. Nor let me bend to breathe thy latest sign. Scant portion hare I In thy bale ot bliss. Small privilege of love to grant or take, I pale and tremble never at tby kiss, Ner soothe tby heart's accumulated acha 1 Only. I am thy vassal, dear my liege.

Humble and weak, yet loyal to the core. And I beat back tbe commons that peelee And scatter venom round thln. outmost door. And master, know this trifle: While I liTe may the surety' a solace be There's one who treads the earth and wfti not give i Hearing or tongue a bitter word of thee. lla Ditto Young.

For Cub Reporters A charming young widow is woman oae husband is dead. my Oyster are always playfully referred, to as succulent bivalves. The victims of a railroad accident are Invariably hurled Into eternity. At a fashionable dinner the wine always flows like water. Ceref-lose sight of the fact that all men from the south and west are prominent citizens, especially engaged in the pleasant- pastimes of lynching and tarrimj and feathering.

L4ppln- captain, his to do or die, his to watch out. A fad may easily become a folly. What cared he for that iceberg ahead. A Titan was his to guide, an unsinkable Titan, What cared he for that fatal specter ahead, that Carmilhan, or the fabled Specter Ship, "a ghostly ship, with ghostly JTesla, the electrical wizard, a plan to transmit electric power crew." TAST AND FASTER. "IH Charon, "that meets the Carmilhan." Carmilhan was in the Titan's denizens of the old earth become cave dwellers, in order to escape collision with the high-power currents? Well, we prefer runaway path and feared not.

Fast and faster exclaimed the Jonah D'Ismay. horses and runaway locomotives And the Speed Demon smiled and the Titan's captain and managing strous Carmilhan, "Would run her down, although he ran Right into Eternity." Canada and Australia have home rule and when Ireland gets it, will India, Scotland Wales get home rule, of the same sort voted to the South African states? Such. liberal treatment would do more than all the coercive and armed measures possible to bring ment of mankind." course that their objection on nothing sertoua are based Stain from Copying Pad Ink. Dear Miss Carew: What will remove a stain from copying pad Ink left on a shirt waist? 1 F. If the waist Is colored, us methylated spirit of ammonia; on white goods use dilute caustic soda.

For the Chafing- Dish. Two pounds lobster, 1-4 cup butter, 1-4 tablespoon flour, 1-2 teaspoon salt, few grains cayenne, slight grating nutmeg. 1 cup thin cream, yolks 2 eggs, 2 tablespoons sherry wine. Remove lobster meat from ahell and cut In cubea Melt butter, add flour, seasonings, and the cream gradually. Add KeK-ster.

and when heated, add egg yolks and wine. Boiled Custard. Two etips scalded milk, yolks 1 eggs. 1 4 nip sugar. 1-S teaspoon salt.

1-2 teaspoon raTrilla. Beat eggs slightly, add sugar ane salt: stir constantly while adding not milk gradually Cook in double boiler: continue stirring until mixture thickens; then strain, chin, and flavor. Capital Thoughts Much effort is wasted on things tkav asa 4ana I QO HO UVie wucaa vur wm-w i I The harder ft is to get a promise tn. more likely tt is to have worth. Trouble meets more than half way those who look for it.

If winter were not what It la should noap predate spring nearly so much. Sdperlor ability la never Jealoosv There Is sometimes a difference between a cier Kan Jaurnal. Bv about a greater and more enduring FAST AND FASTER, we must the Speed Demon. TWENTY-TWO KNOTS AN The warden at the state prison at Newman, Georgia, has an College, or Marriage. Dear Miss Carew: From time to time I have received help from your answers, but nothing to help me in my present perplexity.

I am nineteen years old, and have been going with a girl five years my senior for nearly four years, and I think a great deal of her. I have been planning to go to college, but I must earn the money to go. In doing this I received a good position- which promises to give me about $2,600 a year. What I should like to do Is to marry this wung lady and give up college, but my parents are opposed. What would you advise me to do? A.

R. I think you are too young to marry now. You are not old enough, nor have you been around enough to really know your own mind. The girl being five years your aenior makes the risk even greater. If you were about twenty-five or seven, and in love with a girl of thirty thirty-two.

1 should say that after going with hr four years you ought to know whether your love was the sort that would endure, even though your wife were several years your senior. On the other hand to be candid I cannot say that 1 am very much in favor of sending boys to college unless they have decided ability for some special work and cannot get the training for it outside of the university. So many, many boys leave college leas real men than when they entered. If you Intend taking up a profession, college is tbe only course for you. but If you mean to be a business man I think the four years spent In college will prove a waste of time and money.

In making your choice remember that the professions, today, are already so crowded aa to give the great majority of their followers a. decidedly meager living. A man's chances for success in business are 100 to 1 compared with those he has In professional life, and If you have a chance of earnirg $2.00" a year now. and the position offers good opportunity for advancement. 1 think you will in taking immediate advantage of such an opening.

Then, after a couple of years, when you have saved a little money, and proved to yourself 'and your parents that your love for this girl Is something stronger and deeper than a mere boy and girl affair, you ougPt to go ahead and marry her- no matter what, objections ou relatives may raise, provided sf faster, reported Mercury to Charon and D'Ismay. Wireless operator Phillips reported icebergs ahead. "The ghost nounced that he proposes to give a "trusty" life prisoner at that institution, a month's vacation, with permission to roam over tho state or to enter any other state. Perhaps this warden is usurping ly Carmilhan" said Grim Death to ing Ship of the Dead. He knew Death was near." A despairing the prerogatives of the governor, Georgia has conferred extraordinary powers upon its prison warden.

las, too late. The shock. The rending. Darkness. Despair.

Death "The cabin-boy, picked up at sea, Survived the wreck rl nulv lia --T- And so Death won the race If Mrs. John Jacob Astor lost $3,000,000 or $30 worth ff diamonds on the Titanic, she need Shed no tears therefor, for -she lost, so.it is reported, the father of her unborn babe and the loss to the infant is greater than all the precious jewels in the world, for it is indicated that Col. Astor was one of the many great heroes of the world's greatest ocean disaster. YES, THE BLOOD OF 1,595 MURDERED, CRUELLY MUR DERED VICTIMS OF THE SPEED DEMON CALL FOR THE TI Forty-states will be rt-prt-sentpd at the great conference of law TANJC VENGEANCE. The tears of numberless widows, orphans and parents may, not moisten the cries for Titanic Vengeance.

Let D'Ismay and the Speed Demon be transferred across the Styx in yers ami bar associations, to be held at Chicago, April 26-27 to con iler tl r-Tie tion of ial recall and judicial reforms in general Will somebody try to "swat" the Charon a boat, as Mercury said be done. It is against the law of Jr a lively-conference. AVill it pe possible to omit politics- from thw cVnfcrenet -with so many, political lawyers. eager to get as mucn the boat and be quiet. 'That boat leads to Pluto, the Speed Demon" of D'Ism ride with imps in that Styx ferry MJree as air will soon be no -more.

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