The Evening Bulletin from Decatur, Illinois • Page 5

Form Piles Wll or Inconvenience. of piles iso ions of humanity ly annoying, lout any other or ointment oecisio nature of the one and aware of it, an ulcer beaming the ias been made and tha asHnplecasoof 1113 a A surgical opcra ant horrors, uucertai becomes necessary framid Pile Cure is Jdvanced stages of ime to use itisattheS 3 package will then effes nearly every i applications often dots for Piles in even or sure in publishing tl le e7 rers, hen sue. entirely unsoueht bt a in, of Huntingtoa, W'Va, ur Pyramid PUo Cure and remedy for Piles Ii write mo your terms and work or ou as ei erv how badly I suffere.i am! am now Giuireh cvuu Deitzler, Union Deposits. itthanks for jour Pyramid done me such great goo4 and at so little expense ncy W. Shaw, La Cressi than pleased with the two- 3d from the Pyramid Pila one package I shall me Shoreham Vt The mid File Cure Irccend sentirely tural me of itdi tried various remedies for t.

I shall always keep a splendid remedy cntaS 1 thick would "be ad tt see them and tell then for me. Accept my bean- ese are daily received by Co. of Albion, Mich who i remedy. It is sold to here at 60 cents and Jl.w has affood word tow better than anyone els always gives to their cos- cause and cure of piles setf ng Pyramid Co Albioi, NOTJNCEMEJTTS. go and Dubuque Jat Iman private cars, ana the return, the far expenses of the illustrated pamphlet iculars.

the round trip, u-y 13-27, February rom certain I. C. it of Ft. Dodge, and February 3 land Btations east of Ft. rn points.

k3 eseryations to Jack and Southern I ROLES OF THE ROAD. ol XntcrMt All Wheelmen-Compliance IBWM Safety. rates of the road should be rigr- jr cbaerred, alike by cyclists and rid- id drivers of all kinds. Outside of i atter of safely, the most vital one 1 with these roles of the road, is the element of courtesy, of but for the consideration of of life and limb, now with the nt of the bicycle and the horseless riage, the rules of tie road ought to strict attention at the hands of, be rigidly observed by all riders drivers, says Cycling. he law in many states clearly that carriages, wagons, carts.

Sighs, sleds, bicycles, tricycles and all her vehicles must, when in motion, ,,,,.) to the right. A person drii ing is Jsrv properly required to has the left frheels of his vehicle on the right of the enter of the street. In otlier tis law is an authoritative adopt on of old motto: "Fair play and half road." While bicycles arc included as enjoying this privilege, and horEC- Jmen arc required to extend to I Bsame courtesy they would a i ve- ihicle drawn by horses, a sinuln- m- Istriction ib put upon wheelmen and Iwheelvvornen. They, too, must turn to the right. If they fail to do so, and collision occurs, they have no one but to hold legally accountable.

THE NAME OF "MURPHY." I An Irish Clergyman Vepudlntes It ID Favor ot tUo O'Morchoe England has done many vviongs to Ireland, but one ot the worst of them has only just come to light. It seems, says London Truth, that have stolen from the Irish the ancient name of O'Morchoe and substituted for it a base English counterfeit in the shape of "MurpLy." At last one of thi- i Rev. Thomas Arthur MjcMurrougb Murphy, rector ot Kilternan, has Jeter- mined to have back the ancient family property. lie now culvert i'-es i the press he has for and on behalf of himself, his childien and de'cerrlants renounced, relinquished and r'-amloned "my said newer or but hitherto always by used, i.aoe oT Murphy, and that instead theieof he levives his ancient and true name of O'Morchce. Long may he i i to rejoice in the recovery of hib lost prop- crtv! Probably when onee thej rcal- izethat they are only Anglicised O'Mor- choes we shall have the whole of the great Murphy family throughout the United Kingdom, to say nothing of the colonies and the United States, following the lead of Eev.

Thomas Arthur MacMurrough. There is an humble article of diet (also Anglic'zed) vrhich I have heard spoken of as a 'murphy." Ought we to call that an O'Morchoe, too-P HOW TO LIVE LONG. Is the Prescription of a Diatln- Berlln Physician. The InftKM Terrible, "K'tty. you must let papa's watch "I won't hurt it, papa.

I just want "Tut it down, I tell you!" "I ain't hnrtin'it. I only want to sec makes it--" "If you don't let that watch alone, I certainly have to punish you." "I ain'tr--" "Will you put it down?" "All I want to do with it, is to--" "Kitty, do you hear whatl say?" "Yes, and you'd hear what I say, if vou didn't talk BO muchl" Golden Days. Scientific Item "My wife," he remarked, "has made 3 very important discovery." "Indeed," I said, "v.hat is it?" "A new substance that is apparently indestructible." I recalled the fact that his vife had been a professor of natural sciences prior to her marriage and mquared if she had been long at work upon the invention. "No," he replied, "and it came about quite by accident. She was trying to make a sponge Times- llerald.

Trouble Alidad "Not satisfied with the way vie showed him up last week," said the Bloody Gulch Ripsnorter, "the squint- eyed old pelican vsho runs the worthless sheet in the garret across the way evinces a disposition once again to get into our hair. We warn him he will have his hands full." Chicago Tribune. inanclcrlas, Buttons--The count gave me a dollar to tell him truthfully if Miss de Uiche as at home. Ihe Maid--And did you? Buttons--Not much! I told Miss de Eiche about it, aud she gave me a dollar to toll him she v.as City Chat. Some curious figures have lately been made public by a celebrated Berlin physician, which seem to point to the fact that if a man wants to live long and preserve his health and strength he ought to marrj.

Among unmarried men between the ages of 30 and 45, says Spare Moments, the death rate is 27 per cent. Among married men be- twrten the same ages it is only 18 per cent. For 41 bachelors who live, to be 40 years of age, 73 married men triumphantly Hi-rive at the same period. The difference gets all the more marked as time goes on. At 60 years of oge there are only 22 bachelors to 48 married men; at TO there are 11 bachelors to 27 who were married, and by the time they reach 90 the married men are three to one, for there are nipo of them to ercry three bachelors! And yet, in the face of facts like these, we still find men daring to remain sin glc! It real ly is as much as their lives are worth, if they only eome to think of it.

Men may talk of their lives being shortened by 4omestie worries and anxieties and cares. That is all rubbish. Statistics m-nst tell the truth, and these statistics of the Berlin doctor say that the man who is a bachelor stands in far greater ridk ot a shortened span. DOES WEALTH DISPEL LOVE? A Woman Who Seems to Think That It Does--Hur Comment. "Did nobody ever tell you that in aome far prehistoric time I was in love with my husband?" said Mrs.

Romafnc, carelessly, in a story in the Century "Well, I was. I used to go to afternoon services in Lent and pray for that lovj to last, because the sensation was so much to my taste. I vied to have ecstatic feelings when his foot was on the stair and I sat sewing little baby clothes. We lived in a plamish way then; three dollars spent in two theater tickets was a tremendous outlay, and we walked to our dinners, I tucking up the train of my best, gown under a long cloak, and laughing if the wind snatched it away from me at the corners and whipped it around my feet. Then he grew richer, and we broadened the borders of our phylactery, and then--how--when--dear knows if lean remember, we grew further and further away from each other.

Now, when he home I am aware of it, because he is there behind a newspaper, but is all! When our 1 ips meet it is like two pieces of dry pith coming together. I know nothing- of his affairs, nor he of mine. I have money in abundance. Mosey--money--who cares for money when a man's heart and soul and brain 'harfe gone into it?" On Bcmle. The largeot of frait plantations in Jamaica are owned and operated by an American company.

It cultivates 44.00C acres, 28,000 of which it owns and 16,000 of which it leases. The principal ccops are bananas and cocoanuts. Last year it shipped 3,000,000 bunches of bananas and 5,000,000. cocoantite, besides other fruit, to America and elsewhere, em ploying 11 steamers, which the com pany ovms. A 1 alL Yount Lady--I notice that you limp, lieutenant? Impecunious Lieutenant--Yes.

I had the mibtortune to crush my foot badly. "Dirl something a fall on "Yes; I a i aropped my Siftings. Love's Second Look. They cleailj wei for each other-- Tliey remarked Uus again and again: If fate had notbroiu-ht them together What failures their Irv es, would ha-v been But after Lhe drifted asunder, When blissful moments had sped, They shuddered to thmlc what a failure liv t.s oulci been had the wed. --Kansus Cltj- Journal It Fitj.

I fee jou I i a think of the proverb: "To whom God gives an office to him He gives underbtand- Jng." I have no office: A --Well, don't you see how that fits? --rhefronde Blaetter. The IJclr-at-Law. Daughter--These English novels are always speaking of an heir-at-law. What does it mean? Old Lady--I suppose it's the same wny o-, er there as 'tis here. The heir always has to go to law before he can get anj thing--N.

Y. Weekly. DKf GOODS CARPET COMPARY. SALE! in all Departments Prnof of It. Million--Do you believe that the souls of the departed can communicate with us after death? Kilby--Oh! yes.

I frequently get letters from friends who have moved to Y. World. A Warning. Leap year fs boys, beware, Let not the maidens woo you; Before the year ts out, take care Lest they decide to sue you. --Detroit Free Press.

SOKBT HE SPOKE. She This wine is over U) tars old. jje-- Bottle it yourself Y. Her- A Ucginnins. I'll be a Plster.

sir, to you Quoth he: "At once, then, let's begin. Pray lend to me your bloomers nevr I want them to play football in Washington Star. One--Stickerb Lave been telling us of niarv elous sums he has made on Wall street, is he a Napoleon of finance? Two--Weli, hardly--more of a Xa- poleon of Not an Impressionist. Connoisseur--You have painted that picture in the impressionist style, I see. Artist--No.

You have been leaning against it--W. Y. Weekly. Expectation. Dudely--What are you going to do when you grow up, Bobby? Bobby--I'm going to be a man.

What are you'going to Bazar. Tbe Hard Part. "Does the boss ever tell you clerks funny stories?" "No; but we have to laugh just the same! "--Town Topics. A Discovery. Mamma--Why did you give the baby that drum? Pana--Because be makes less noise when he has the Wbere Divorce Is Easy.

"Do you love this man enough to marry him?" fes. in some Topics. CORRESPONDENCE. Casner. Little Prank Osborn'a broken arm is healing slowly.

School closed Tuesday, to open Jan. 2. J. E. Underwood is spending the holidays with friends near Warrens- fa urg.

The rain has delayed the moving of grain. The price offered for corn by To hill Bros, is 22 cents. Their new elevator is a grand success, carrying 500 bushels of grain in ten minutes. The shooting match Saturday was well attended. Among those who secured game were Jesse Wikoff, Ben Chapman, John McDonald and John Scruggs.

The High school folks are home to spend vacation. Miss Redfem spent Sunday with home folks at Lake City. Owing to the inclemency of the weather the attendance at the en tertainment was small December 25. Bcnrsdale. Mr.

and Mrs. R. Butt, of Decatur spent Christmas with Pharis am family Mrs, Amanda Goldsmith of Ramse; is the guest of Mrs. A. Weltmer an familj this week.

Miss, Lizzie Covvgill spent Sunda with Miss May Purdy in Decatur. The attendance at the Christina tree at Boiling Springs Tuesday ev was very small on account ol the inclemency of the weather. Miss Etta Bear, who is attending school at Bloomington, is visiting relatives here. Marriage Licence. Chas.

S. Garriot, Lac City, la. Carrie E. Hadley, Austin Luther M. Burrows, Maroa Anna Wall, Luther T.

Travis, Long Beatrice Bradley, Edward Larrick, Decatur Susie Schmink, i James Heneon, Decatur, I Clara Mortbland, Valentine Cravens spent Christinas with friends in Warrensburg. Miss Mattie Conover spent Saturday eve with Effie Pharis. The Christmas exercises, at the hall Tuesday evening was not very, well attended, only two or three families being present. December 25. If you're in doubt whether your trouble is Indigestion or Dyspepsia, just take a few doses of Simmons Liver Regulator it will settle the whole question.

"I have tried Simmons Liver Regulator for Dyspepsia and find it just the thing to relieve me. A small dose after meals is sure to prevent S. Perkins. Sharon, Ga. "It is the best medicine to aid 1 --J.

J. Black, Duncan, Telephone So. 41 tor Flour. The Hataeld Milling give special attention to all orders flour and prompt delivery is assurred. Call up No.

41 and get the best flour made HATFIELD MILLIKO Co. Wm. Helton, Dalton 24 Lena Mullens, Decatur 21 Walter C. Smick. Decatur 23 Mabel House, Long Creek tp 17 i James M.

Clifton, Argenta 18 (loabel Sullivan, Argenta 19 I William Addis, Windsor 30 Anna Munson, Decatur 24 Henry J. Goodman, Decatur 23 Augustus Maleaka, 21 Frederick O. Spooner, 1 Lottie Hirsch, IJecatur 23 Lowry Simpson, Macon 23 Viola Gardner, 26 John D. Tinsley, Meridian, Adella Barbey. Decatur 20 CEATH RECORD.

C. Pennell died of hemorrhage of the lungs at 12:30 a. Wednesday, December 25, at his home No. 945 North Broadway aged 28 years. He leaves an orphan child fourteen davs old.

Within the past two weeks the wife of the deceased died. The body was taken to Kansas, 111., Wednesday for burial. Great Bargains. In Second hand organs for ten days, three at $10: three at $15; three at $20; four at $30; three at 835, will sell at 30 cents a week. These organs were taken in exchange on pianos are and great bargains.

Call earlv and get your choice, 347 and 349 North Water street. S. M. LUTZ. 5 A Lifetime's Experience In the business, prices as low as they can be for good Pianos, the World's Standard Makes and the truth are our stock in trade.

If you trade. If you are interested, call at any time and look through aalei- rojms. Prescott Miuic The Woman's Christian Temperance" Union, aided by Miss Anna Downey, state evangelist will hold a series of Evangelistic services in the Grace M. E. church beginning 31 to 3.

All persons are cordially TVabash Excursions. The Wabash railroad will sell ex- cursion tickets at greatly reduced rates to the following meetings: Atlanta, account Cotton States and International Exhibition, round trip tickets at very low rates daily till the close of the exhibition. Mexico, "The Egypt of the New Word." Third annual tour through Mexico. A special train of vestibul- ed sleeping and compartment cars, observation and library car, and a palace dining car, will leare Detroit Toledo and Chicago, Tuesday, Jauu ary 14th, 1896. The tour Hot Springs, Austin and San Antonio, Texas, New Orleans, and the following cities in Mexico: Zacatecus, Aguas Calientes, Leon, Silao, Guanajuato, Queretaro, Pneble City of Mexico.

The Aztec Pyramid of Cholula, Ancient Aztec City of Tlaxcala, Kails of Juanacatlau Side trip from City of Mexico to the Tropics of Vera Cruz." The round trip rate includes railroad fare, meals, berths in sleeping car, hotels, carriage rides, the transfer and care of baggage, service of guides and interpreters, in fact every necessary expense for the entire trip of thirty days. For itineraries and further mation, apply at city ticket office. Home seekers excursions on 27, and December 11, to allithe principal points in the south and southwest. Hunters' tickets to Michigan, Wife- conbin. Arkansas and Missouri are now on sale.

For full information regarding i dates of sale, limits of tickets, maps, and descriptive advertising matter, write or apply to C. A. Pol- lock, passenger and ticket agent, Wabash railroad, Decatur, Ills. Free Storage. And insurance to my risk, any vehicle left for repairs, and have good and spacious room for vehicles and I want one to two hundred to get ready this winter for spring use.

Bluegrass carriage; shop, the old Kramer stand, Main Special chair sale this week at Bachman Bros. Martlri, 1 World's Fair Tests showed no baking powdet so pare or so great la leav- fiowef Royai Don't fail to see the rockers Bachman Bros- Martin Co. OTICE DISSOLUTION--Is given that 1 lie partnership heretofore tins between J. Murphy and Michael laiflatHOT.G12 East Eldorado street.Decatur. Illinois, was dissmvecl on the 21st mutual consent.

business will be continued by me at the pteceVhere I will he Pleased to meet all my lld customers Hated this the ot December A D. 1895..