The Cincinnati Enquirer from Cincinnati, Ohio • Page 40

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Mistah LeandeK you do look great In dat Happy Hooligan diagwiae. Bet Mia Lulu herif. vil fot know you 'at de masquerade ball to-night. Yaa, uh, de cab company telephoned dat de cab was on ita ay here. TOE ENQU1KEK.

CINCINNATI, SUN 1A Y. tKUKUAUY 21. 1004. ur BntebUiwian ycrr. 4.

THE SERGEANT: "WHAT! You are NOT Happy Hooligan Not. a tramp, but a respectable business-man going te masquerade bail Ha. Ka Hal Happy, that Is the best ne you ever got off. That IS a good one. Bend for your friends in the morning.

Friends: Ha, Ml Happy, you are a Officer; lock Him up n.ia"' riTTSnet tia nTtnx: Atexaa- der of Wyoming-: Georr 1. la saaklnc bufdavss In hl nattr locality; William I- v-. 3 har proved football 1. Said little Johnny Skinclothes. cannot tell a lie 2.

"I lore my dinosaurus. He' has a kindly eye. 3. "He's nearly always hxnry-I lore to see him eat i ir-brri 7 1 1 ttt-tt. vW-Ju i 4 "He's fond of milk and crackers- He rarely touches meat." 5.

This ended Johnny's story. Also his 'merry jest 7771 I vN I III yS I v. i fed I 111 I II II I I III I I 4T I I 1 I 'la I II, I lav A'yil --fcv--l I II ar a II I I 111 I I I I I 1 1 i i I I 1 i-VX 111 lllf -S I 2. LEANDER: "Confound it all! What to the matter with that cabT It's awfully awkward waiting her In thle costume. 1 feel awfully queer with my mustache shaved off." 6.

POPPER (the next morning) "WHAT! This scamp has set for me saying he Is Leanderr CHARLIE ONTHESPOTt "Good heavens, it 18 Leanderl What does ail this mean, old man. LEANDER -Why, last evening I was en my way to the masquerade LULU: "Leander. this la OISGRACEFULI Look at him! He as haved mustache off, tool Dont you DARE coma near me again vntil 6. let us all be thankful JiThat his papa did the rest. THE LOVE OF LULU AND LEAN DERLeander Goes to a Washingrdn's BiilMay if I II Stp Ball; yt' 3.

LEANDER: "Help! WEOWi Sandbaggcrsl Pol ice I THE -Hah! Happy Hooligan, if I can believe me eyes. Well. I know how to treat you all right, I don't watch the Comic Supplement for nothing. I don't. Come with mm." BlfTl Biff! BIFF! 3 -d F3miSi JMtff POPPER! "L.iiul.r vi lb.

i mm wr, wvmc. uu my rage- go heme and fix yourself up." CHARLIE ONTHESPOTt You certainly did Wok lovely In that Fairy Queen costume. Ail the men were simply wild ever you." LULU. -And yet made one of the handsomest Knights. 1 never had auch a glorious time in all my life.

I am ao glad Leander.dtdnl net there In that awful ceetume. V.t'3A,!LDER ethi: Ye godsl Handaomest KnigMl 61ad did! set there! A wewan'a level BAH I BAH I BAH!" i i Address All Communications to.