The Tribune from Coshocton, Ohio • 2

SATURDAY EVENING, MAY 28, 1927. THE COSHOCTON TRIBUNE I AGE TWO THC COSHOCTON TRIBUNE AND TIMES-AGE SMILES Livin With Husbands ABE MARTIN -w i 1 uumi'iu linn -niri ROBERT E. WARD, INC. Foreign Artvertlsme Mncr ntern Office Kanern Otf'rp Malra Urunswlrk Bids S. Vbah Ml Fifth "hica.nn.

Nw Tor W. r- HAT---' In Cliv fcy CirrUf It i7 Ftr Tear By Mall 0n Week ArtleHo for PP't F-urn DAILY Six world literature mho died In hli bed, according to Professor Manuel Manzanares who recently spoke before the (ierman Evanish Centre. Thla fact, he. says, la all the more significant Inasmuch aa the death of all other great literary character was no more than an accidental event, emphasizing the character of the Individual, while that of Don Quixote was the logical end. He died like nearly all mankind.

Comparing the death of Don Quixote with that of the Hector In the Iliad, the tragical end of Romeo and Juliette, the death of Hamlet. Desdemona, Othello and Margarita, Professor Manzanares pointed out the extreme aimpliclty of the great hero of Cervantet, summing up hl entire life In the to be noble. TT IS matter for sincere reret that Ramsay MacDonaid. 1 who for home this week, has spent mfh Jt the time allotted to his American trip in ah 1 iwre has been no British visitor in our day-not Ba our dunng the war. not Stanley Baldwin when he came to arrange a debt settlement-whom the American peop could more gladly have seen and heard had lw health perm ted more numerous public appearances.

ut debate on the trades dispute bill engaging I arliament, ne is needed in Westminster. It is characteristic of Mr. MacUonald that he has been housed since leaving the flf 't at any luxurious uptown hotel hut the Street settlement in me iovt eai LAFE BUD AN' YOUNG conditions in New York affecting the (lany poor he is probably better informed than many I on residents of the city. It is because he has been for years a serious student of political problems, seeking to bo ve them rather than "blunder thru" in the traditional Biitwh manner, that he was enabled to give Great Britain a Labor Government recognized even by its opponents as expert and intelligent, especially in its handling of foreign at- sirs Mr. MacDonald may visit the United States again with better uck in the matter of health.

Me will find the nation as ready to welcome the coming as it is now to speed the parting guest. Turn addcd no TI1F TARIFF? int. rini en out Tm not what would bt, called good lookin', an' ther's nrV tellin' what a jury would do t' me I've had some good times with my husband when company's been in our home. He kin he as compan- ionable as th' next one, an' he's a splendid croquet player when he wants t' be. O' course, It's easy enough t' plan a murder, an' say what you'd do an' wouldn't do, but I've noticed that th' beBt o' them git panicky an' leave somethin' undone, or fergit' t' hide this or burn that, an' finally git nabbed.

Th1 children seem t' like ther father but they're hardly ole enough realize anythin', I've often won dered how I'd feel tryln' flee with two children hangln' on me, or how I'd act if th' detectives talked 1 me. I soften so easily. Oh, I expect I'll go on as I am. It my bus-bani would Jest git in sorat hazardous occupation I might hope a little, but I think ther's some good in ever'thlng, a silver linin' or some thin', an' he may try t' cross th' street some day while he's thlnkln1 about somethin' else." decided t' marry th' first chance ot. Taw looked like he might live a hundred years, an' even if he died my step-maw would git ever-thlng, 80 I finally married.

I wuzn' disillusioned any, fer I'd seen it work. I knowed I wouldn't care, 'specially fer It, hut, sayt I I'll go thru with It an' do my part. That's been fourteen years ago. I git a little comfort out of our. son, He's never been In serious trouble In all his ten years.

I'm fortlfyin' myself an' savin' all th' energy I kin fer th' time when our daughter steps out. Oh, I'd have run off lots times If it hadn't been fer th' chil- dren. At that ther's been lots o' times when I'd hide ever' hammer an' blunt Instrument oh th' place. I've been afraid of what I might do. We kill p'tato bugs one at a time, I've been afraid t' have Paris gresn about th' place.

I've wondered lots o' times if I could make a clean job o' It, an' then take th' kids an' go away an' start all new, but I alius thot o' my husband's mother. She's a good soul an' has been kind t' me an' th' children, an, we alius flee I' her home when drlv- trate on Mrs. Lizzie who had 100,000. I did. and I hrot Mrs.

Tomlln- Tomlinson.jgan. MRS. Mrs. Lafe Bud contributes an article th' "WTiy I Live With My Husband" series, now runnin' In th' Weekly Slip Horn, In which she "I had a pleasant girlhood, as girlhoods go. We had a horse an' cow an' planner, an' paw Hpoke frequently o' glttln' a car.

As I grew up I used t' build air castles, an' often while churnln' I'd dream o' all the great things I'd do. I hajl boy friends, an' liked picture shows, an', have jumped out o' side bar buggies as well as autos, an' I expect I've walked as fer as any girl, but marriage wur furthest from my ihots. I wanted t' have some kind I of a wonderful career an' besides all th' boys I met struck out fer th' city as soon as they raised mustaches. I wanted t' see th' world, th' Colossus o' Rhodes, th' Eades bridge at St. Louis, Grant's tomb, Petoskey, Michigan, an' other shrines.

I thot I might like t' see th' capltol o' my state, but fate willed otherwise. I wuz still tryln' decide between china paintln' an' nursla' when my maw died. Paw soon married agin, an' then I felt like a boarder in our home, an' soon witness In Its suit lo dissolve the cult as an Immoral and fraudulent Institution, Mrs. Hansel declared "King" Ben, while posing aa Jehovah, "cast devils" out of her when she was sick and later assaulted her when she was 14 under the guise of the rites of the covenant. During her testimony, "Queen" Mary Purnell, wife of the aged leader of the cult, sat back of the defense lawyers' table glaring as Editorial Digestion "We regret that your apple pie does not meet our immediate! needs," rejected the editor to his! bride during their first meal, "hut i we are at all times receptive to I cranberry tarta and you will find i us a ready market for nut, cake, While we are at preaent paying only moderately In affection after! consumption, we hope at an early date to pay more effusively on acceptance." Avast, Belay! "They've dropped anchor!" shout, I ed the new yeoman.

"That doesn't surprise me In the least," snapped the even newer yeomanette, "It was hanging over the side all afternoon." Specialization During a murder trial a medical witness waa being subjected to a severe cross-examination. Finally be refused to answer any more questions. "Now, now!" he remonstrated. You're trying to put me In a hole "I'm not a doctor," snorted the lawyer. "I can't put you In a Afterglow "Dear," she gushed, "Isn't thla romantic?" "What? That box of matches?" "Yes, they were licensed the very year we got married!" Too Soon To Tell A Northerner, in quest of health, was thinking of taking up his residence In one of those Southern mountain towns where the moon shines on the moonshine so stlillly, as Bert Williams used to say.

He approached an Intelligent looking Individual. "How's the drinking water here, neighbor?" he asked. "Pure, Is It?" "Couldn't say, I'm sure," replied the other. "Oh, you've Just moved to town, too?" "Who, me? Nope I've lived here forty years." Not Even Then He was rapidly neating the end. Calmly discussing the future with bit wife, he expressed his readiness to go and a smile of grim humor wreathed hla lips.

"This It one time," he gasped, "when I shall have the last word." "Amen!" hla wife ejaculated, as he lapsed Into unconsciousness. Legion Monthly. BUCKEYE BREVITIES Gathered by I. N. i COLVMBl'S There Is nothing in the Ohio constitution nor In the laws of Ohio which prevent a mem ber of a county board of education from serving at the same time as a member of the general assembly ot Ohio.

Thla ruling has been given by Attorney General Edward C. Turner to Vernon M. Rlegel, state director of education, who requested a rulliiR on the question. Directing attention to an opinion written by a former attorney general of Ohio to the effect that membership on a county board of education Is not a lucrative position and is not an office "which provides other compensation than actual and necessary expenses," Turner held that the statute making members of the Ohio legislature Ineligible to certain appointments and employments does not apply to the office of member of a county board of education. Municipal ordinances which levy special assessments need not be published, according lo a rule given by the attorney general to officials of the state bureau of Inspection and supervision of public offices.

"While there may, perhaps, be some doubt on the subject," declared Turner, "I am of the opinion that an assessment, ordinance, which, In fact, affects only a certain limited number of people to whom notice haa been theretofore The officer reported be and IN SPITrTof an average increase or ou per ceiu productive duties in 1922, the cotton textile industry has since been languishing. A short time ago its leaders formed the Cotton Textile Industries, to help them, out of their troubles, and they made Walked 1). was Director-General of Railroads during part of the period of Government railway operation, its first President As a remedy for the ills of the industry Mr Hines does not propose higher duties, but lower skirts. He sighs for a return of the good old days when women wore petticoat three or four at once and wore them over a real skirt rather than something that is merely a cross between a shirt-tail and a pair of trunks. Of course, these more ample garments, if restored, must be of cotton if the industry is to benefit by the change; but that matter, presumably, will take care of itself.

The cost of silk for so much drapery would be prohibitive. So much for the plan. Now for the strategy, I hat, obviously, is too much for mere man, and it has been elaborated by one of Mr. Hines' co-workers, described in the print as a "fashion expert." The flapper must be won over to the change, or the whole thing fails. It is proposed, therefore, to array handsoma older women so becomingly in the new styles that the flapper, fearing to be outdressed, will rush precipitately into cottons.

Its all a matter of mass psychology. Maybe a new Daniel has come to judgment, but until the rustle and swish of well-starched petticoats, so familiar to our cars in the nineties, is heard again on the avenue we beg leave to suspend judgment. THE RECEDING CHIN THERE is a pedagogue at rrincoton just now who has come to the aid of all who suffer from an inferiority complex because of receding chins. Prof. Field has been examining the bones of prehistoric men and finds that the real he-men of the stone age wore chins that galloped straight back towards the Adam's apple.

This kind of chin, it seems, was a sign of strength because it held stronger teeth and more of them. For the purpose of tearing a chunk of half-cooked bear meat from a haunch, the prof says the retreating son back to America with a i lnls cy. in the act extent that much of the travel la via the boat. The bridge company ban announced no reduction. Wheeling Is staging a fight for free bridges from Ohio to West Virginia at Bridgeport.

Regular U. S. to Europe Service Near-Lindbergh PARIS, May 2. "Ten years from now, assure you there will he great air lines maintaining a regular service between Europe and America." prediction was made today by Captain Charles A. Lindbergh, in a brief speech before the members of the French Senate In the palace of M.

Doumer, president of senate. Lindbergh traced the history of aviation from the first venture of the Wrights in 1903 and Bleriot In and commented on the fact that the feat accomplished by Bler-olt In flying across the English channel has now become an every- day occurence. With some shyness he then added, "a few days ago I flew from New York tr Paria." This remark was greeted with great cheers and It was some moments before Lindbergh could con'inue. and he hastened to explain that his reference to his own flight was mentioned only as a basis for his prediction of trans-ocean air lines. There were some 20(1 senators present to greet Lindbergh and their sedRte dignity was forgotten In their enthusiasm over the young filer, who was his usual gracious self, even tho he has admitted that thes? receptions and speeches are wearing upon him frightfully.

Enormous crowds had again lined the way to the senate to cheer Lindbergh on, and American flags were everywhere and the enthusiasm for the American boy appeared Jus' as great as it was last Saturday night, when he landed at Le Hourget. Ambassador Hcrrick introduced Lindbergh to the senators as "our new and bcBt ambassador." "The impulse of this young man to fly across the Atlantic came as a divine Inspiration" said Ambassador Herrirk, and Lindbergh was swept with bashful blushes, "It was not Inspired by the government hut conceived In his own heart and brain at. a time when It could do most good." Senator Lazar Weller paid high tribute to Lindbergh and thanked him for his brief speech. The senator recalled that Orville Wright onc.3 said that "birds fly and don't talk," and remarked that Lindbergh Is "a bird who flies and also speaks." Three Convicts in Mellett Case to Be Questioned COLUMBl'S, May 2S Arrangements have been made by Warden P. E.

Thomas, of state penitentiary, and County Trosecutor Henry Harter, of Stark-co. for a conference of the officials and Detective Ora Slater with Tat Mc-Dermott, Ben Hudner and Floyd Streltenberger, ail under life sen tence for complicity in the mur- der of Don R. Meliett, Canton editor, the warden admitted today. "Our agreement was that the conference was to have been held i without publicity, however," said the warden, "in the hope vt might be able to get some information by getting the three prls-j oners together. I do not under- stand how the Information became public, and I am afraid it will In- terfere with the success of the' effort.

No newspapermen will be admitted to the conference." Since the recess of the Stark-co grand Jury last Monday, after vioiuii iu man? luc II IJI lu i the capital Reports here this morning had it that members of the Mellett! family called at the state prison' in Columbus yesterday to see Mo-1 Dermott, the convicted gunman in the slaying, but that Pat refused to talk, saying that "It might be' a good Idea if he and Strelten-i berger were Interviewed Efforts to bring this about; were' understood to be contemplat-; ed by Harter and C. B. McClintocki former prosecutor. No- direct statement was given! out by Harter, but it was hinted' wiai mii'oiianr developments are expected in the Mellett Investigation at Columbus either today or tomorrow. King Ben's Chief Girl Lieutenant in Witness Chair ii Marshal W.

E. Graham surprised Owens with Martin and Henry of removing auto tires from i parked auto. The men fled when ordered Mrn.b-r Audit Bur.su of tlo. Slrt Ut or nmo -Ohio Ai3orlt(1 PatlUt. DIPTON Four Wk .11 00 tl WMKI Mil Month PRESS RJEfORT.

and Abroad I been struck by the great resemb- draft for the 100,000," said Mrs. Hansel. "Then Ben wired me to deposit the draft In a New York bank and come on here. I did." FATALLY SHOT 1NACT OF STEALING TIRES halt, the patrolman reported, then" the officers fired. Owens' companions are being held at Franklin pending further investigation.

angrily at the witness. With Mrs. Purnell was Cora! HAMILTON, May ZS.Dan Mooney, alleged favorite of Purnell Owens, 19, this city, is reported when he first started his colony. dying at Mercey hospital here to-Mrs. Hansel testified Ben told day with a bullet wound in his her when she went to England to lungs.

He was shot at Franklin weed out those applicants seeking! last night, according to Warren-co admittance to his cult and concen-l authorities, by Patrolman Ben Mor- Every woman I a maiden in Spain. No matter if one't hair in as white aa know and has had several different husbands around the house, she alwaya remains "Senorita" for her frlenda and servanta. "fienora" la seldom used except on the stage or In literature. Senorita la the flattering, polite prefix given to every woman of the upper classes, and 1a generally accompanied by her first name. In like manner, the man about the house Is "Senorito" and not "Senor" to his friends and servants.

If a Spaniard likes a new acquaintance he will ask his permit slon to call him by hli given name within a few hours after the Introduction. This Is hla manner of showing hla appreciation, The oldi old question of the place of Christopher Columbus' birth la still unsettled. Don Pedro Izqulerdo Coral of Vigo, Is soon to publish positive proof that the great discoverer first saw light at Tontevedra In Gallcla. A worklngman In a factory near Avledo has Just Invented a motor of thirty four horse power with out crank. First trials show that It la the most original of lta kind and theoretically perfect.

Lula Pintado of Zaragossa holds the record for obedience. He even obeyed his father-in-law when he begged him to end his shameful life. Lula had come home late In a bad atate and abused his poor wife. His father-in-law gave him a good lecture and the young prodigal picked up a gun and shot himself thru the heart. Obsolete saying: er: want a ride?" 'Howdy, Strang- Heads may be some thicker out In the sticks; but the milk Is also.

The World war was not the longest on record, but the hangover seems to be. Dogs don't seem so smart when you observe the kind of people they take up with. Originality; Doing what some other man did so long ago that people have forgotten. He Isn't a born politician unless he thinka the first person singular it unanimous. When a spinRter at last gives up hope, she has one consolation.

She Is free to eat onions. You can't make yourself happy, but any fool can avoid the things that make him unhappy. There are South American Indians that destroy their young, but they don't do It in the name of speed. Speech is free. Which shows that the fathers of the republic had i an excellent sense of commercial values.

WITTICISMS BY OHIO EDITORS Complied by I. N. 8. Let's hope that the nations of the world don't get Into a war over! News Republican. I Among other distressing examp-j les of overproduction is the weath-, er.

Greenville. 0., Advocate. i "Rathhouse bandits in $500 clean-! up," says headline. That an ex-; pensive plunge. Defiance, Crescent News.

Some men never get old enough to know better. Martins Ferry, i Times. A detour is the roughest distance between two points, Bellefotiutne, F.xanilner. And It cost less, to live when soiled clothes were, called "the wash" instead of (he laundry," Toronto, 0 Tribune. HOUGHTON COMING HOME LONDON.

May 28. Cntted States Ambassador Alanson B. Houghton will sail for New York on the Leviathan next Thursday. It was learned today. The ambassador states that the trip Is for private business reasons and tha'.

he will be in- the L'nited States but two weeks. Read the Classified Ads. JOLLIER i The world's wool crop is only five times what It was 100 years ago. The value per annuam of the Rhode's Scholarship Is two thou sand dollars. Classified Adt Bring Results.

the air. rad 10 chin was the paleozoic cat ankle. It was also greatly admired by the cave ladies of the stone era. If the man with the timid chin can believe this and get. any comfort out of it, good luck to him.

If it will help his inferiority complex, fine and dandy. Because, no matter what the prof says, styles in chins have changed. Today the boy with the prognathous, jutting and menacing jaw gets all the admiration, love and affection, and he finds it easy enough to chew up filet mignon, lettuce and gum drops. And if one of these receding chin Adonises of 2,000,000 B. C.

should be caught strolling down the Bois or up the Strand, he, with all his masticating prowess, wouldn't get to first base. What's on at Station yiaj? jl TNSTINCTIVELY you turn to page to find out what is on the specially given of the initiation of, hearing the storv of Streitenber-the Improvement and of the filing Igor, new loads have developed, It of the assessments to he levied. Is said, which resulted in Har-not an ordinance of a general 1 PERNAMBUCO FROM Tampico or Brownsville in the Gulf of Mexico, the coast of the American continent trends generally eaft-southeast for 4400 miles to where Brazil thrusts its elbow far into the South Atlantic toward Africa. From that elbow the coa.t falls away to the southwestward again for another 400 miles. The chief center of trade and population in the elbow 4s the "city of the reef" Ciudad do Recife de Pernambuco.

To that town is coming inevitably the honor of being one of the chief airports of the world for thru traffic. The hca barrier is narrowed there, the weather less exacting. Pernambuco is already the northern terminus of the longest experimental international flight in South America, the 24u miles from Buenos Aires. Destined to be the point where the air routes from the United States converge with those from the Old World to continue down the further coast together. Pernambuco is likely in a few years to become better known to American trippers than Rio or Buenos Aires has ever been in the past.

YOU want to tune in on something you'll like something interesting without having to waste time picking up station after station. THE advertisements in this paper simplify your buying just as the radio page simplifies the selection of your evening's entertainment. READ the advertisements and you'll know where to go for the things you want. More than that, you'll knew what to get and how much to pay, for ac 'ertising helps you compare values and unhurried conclusions. YOU save effort, you save money, you save delay by forming the thrifty habit of keeping track of the advertisements.

irBMsPSl To buy wisely, read the advertising m.iiii-, i.i i'ivuiiiifc mi an provement, and consequently, that no publication thereof is neces- nary." COLVMBCS Maudine Ormsby, the only cow to gain immortal Tame at Ohio State university, will have her picture painted, if the reports Issued at the art department or tne university are true. Maudine attracted the attention of the public as being a super-species of the cattle variety, when she defeated seven human female competitors In the race for Queen-ship of the annual homecoming festivities, following the Michigan football game, last fall. Miss Ormsby will undergo Hie brush at the hands of Miss Yeteve Smith, of Columbus. The finished work will be a feature attraction of the chihroom at the College of Agriculture headnuarters, Town-shend hall. LONDON Rev.

C. E. Shields, one of the two chaplains of the London Prison farm here has issued an appeal for reading riia-terlal for the Inmates of the farm and stockade. A small library has been accumulated in the past two years and some good books are welcome as well as magazines, Rev. Shields states.

BELLA1RE Stiff oposition is given the new Interstate bridge by the Bellaire Benwood ferry. The latter has tut the fares to such an DAILY NEWS LE1TER Genera', News and Gossip from Staff Writers At Home BY ALICE LANCELI ER l. N. S. Sff correspondent.

lanrc brtwern this oinan of the MADRID, May 28 A new Mona century and that of the recently been discovered sixteenth. Her head and fare are in l.Mif.rono. Spain. But thls0f lne fame win hajr Gioconda" of 1D.7 is a living arranged in much the same to the celebrated picture ner an( ner tmile ls just ag en(g. which hangs in the Louvre in niatlcal.

Paris and is no other than Seno-I Jim. Cinema directors are trying to rlta telia Marqumz, a modest i get henorita elia to Fign up lm- Ejianiih beauty born In Pamplona, portant contrary. Thc-se who are famii.ar with the! lamou-r- portrait by da Vinci have I Don Quuote is the only hero in ST. JOSEPH. May Mrs.

Esther Johnson Hannaford Hansel. 36, "King" Benjamin Pur-nell's erstwhile chief girl lieutenant, today testified how as a girl of she went to England and induced a woman with $100,000 to turn over her fortune to the House of David and become a member of the colony. Testifying as the tute's sur.