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A Sermon on Jonah. LIST OF PERSONS ON THE Cleburne News 4 I INI HI hgaem. 0 MNDIHG GUARD OYER THE WHOLE 1AMIIY kJ iiMin in Tim iiw 11 mi in 11 fi'l WW Ihe laxative tablet with the pleasant taste Protects every memberof the family from Constipation-the enemy of good health Published on Thursdays ONE YEAR SIX MONTHS 50 C. F. Doiwon Editor A.

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Local readers 5c per line; in black type 8 cents per line. Office Phone 72 Things You Don't Know. We of today often admire the knowledge displayed by our friends and our neighbors, and oc casionally we may entertain a slight conception of that which we ourselves possess. But we are not prone to speak of or to admit of those things that we don't know. For instance You don't know when the war will end.

You don't know which side will be the victors. You don't know what condi tions will prevail in Europe after it is ended. You may surmise, but you don't know. You don't know what effect it will have on this country when Europe gets down to business again. You don't know whether the end of this war will mark the be-gining of a world peace, or whether it is but the forerunner of a greater and more devastating conflict which will be waged between the old world and the new 'tween a combination of European nations on the one side, and North, Central and South America on the other.

You don't know, in the event of 10 25 exclusive selling rights for this Trial size. 10 cents. WRIGHT DRUG CO. THE REXALL STORE Political ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR CONGRESS I am a candidate for re-election to congress, subject to the action of the Democratic party. FRED L.

BLACKMON. I am convinced that the people are tired of corpoiation lawyers cioinc the legislation for. fhem. 1 am for prohibition; 1 am for federal aid for old soldiers; I am for the majority of representative citizens getting postoffice appointments, 1 believe that any congressman should be glad to go over his district and meet the people. 1 am endorsed by near three thousand voters of ShelDy Couniy that I represented at Montgomery.

1 want to represent Cleburne and Calhoun in congress. H. M. JUDGE, Ma subjec for' today am took f'um Jonah; who de Lord sent down to Ninevah ter preach an' expidite de Wo'd; but Jonah he done git col' feet; "no Ninevah fo' mine," he 'low; an booked a pas sage on de Joppa-Tarsish line. Now dis hyah steamboat go toot! de bells dey make clang; de captain done cry "All abroad; de screw pull in de gang de passengers dey amuse deyse, fs a-playin' shuffle boa'd dey didn't know dat Jonah was a flee-in' f'um de Lo'd.

But by an' by de billows rose; de win' kick up a sea; de passengers dey went below, as seasick as kin be: de waves dash high; de tempes' roar; de ol' tub plunge an' roll; "We got a Johan on dis ship," dey said; "We'll hit a shoal." Dey grab ol' Jonah by de laigs, an' cast him overboa's, Wheah he's done swallowed by a whale created by de Lo'd. De sto'm calmed down with Jonah gone, jes laik dey thought it would, an' Jonah in de whale's insides jes' promised he' make good, an' said he'd go ter Ninevah an' to de heathen preach, an' so de Lo'd direck de whale ter leave him on de beach. De moral ob dis story am dat if you got col' feet, don't nevah book yo' passage on de Joppa-Tarsish fleet. Dunk Botts Sees a Differ-encee. Pants are worn by men who work for wages; trousers by those who draw a salary.

No civilized man can get along without pants. The law, public opinion and the clothing manufacturers demand them. Pants are made in all sizes, just as are men. It has always been a mystery why 4 the weaker and least durable portion of this garment is at the point which comes wholly in contact with the chair, so that if st man sits down it is expensive. Every pair of pants has money-tight com partments for the conservation of wealth.

They are called pockets and are designed for the safe keeping of the above mentioned riches, but instead in them at all times may be found such valuables as a knife, four or five nickles, two or more odd sized buttons, and an occasional key. There are always two pockets in the rear. One ef these is frequently used for artillery and the other for liquid ammunition. One is needles without the other. There being no room for a Bible pocket, that is carried in the hand.

There is no need of it being concealed anyway. All pants like all men, sooner or later bag at the knees. This imperfection comes from a cervature in the thread in the weave of the. material. The con stant opening and shutting of the knees causes the thread to become bent.

Were the hinges in a man's knee made to work both ways there would be no baggy pants. The man who wears trous ers generally has two or three pairs, but the one who. wears pants considers himself lucky if he has an extra pair to put on while the others are being patched or pressed. Sometimes even this is not feasible, hence places where they press While. Wait." The country should be thankful that Woodrow Wilson is at the helm, else times might not be so well with us.

No doubt but what President Wilson has kept the United States out of war. Several hundred dollars have been brought into the school fund by those who have not jpaid poll tax for yeara coming up and paying. One tyho had hot paid a poll tax in 13 years, came few' days ago, deposit ing $19.50 with the proper author ities. Get girls, propose' your favorite young, man. Leap year gives you that privilege, Troy Herald.

Watch out, boys Published in Compliance With the Pension Law, Section 28. FIRST CLASS. A Anderson, Borden Spring, No 1. Albert Ballenger, Hightower, Ala. Beason, Heflin, No 1.

Louis Bennett, Fruithurst, No 1. Cox, Heflin, Ala. Cheatwood, Edwardsville, Ala. Edmondson, Hopewell. Fordham, Bell Mills.

Benjamine Gibbs, Bowdon, No 4. John Green, Dead. Hilton, Heflin; Mesuer, Heflin. Martin, Dead. Morris, Edwardsville.

Swope, Edwardsville. Tanner, Tallapoosa, No three. Calvin Vise, Heflin. Williams, Dead. Wise, Bell Mills.

Woodley, Hopewell. SECOND CLASS Albright, Muscadine. Abercrombie, BowdQn, No 4. John Allen, Heflin, Adair, Fruithurst. Busby.

Heflin. Baughn, Bell Mills. A Baber, Edwardsville. Black, Heflin. Carlton, Edwardsville.

Craig, Borden Springs. Crawford, Heflin. Cochrell, Newell. Gain, Muscadine. A Cunningham, Muscadine.

Deese, Matt Evans, Heflin. Groover, Heflin. Gable, Fruithurst. Grizzard, Muscadine. Hill, Fruithurst.

Hand, Bowdon, No 5. Harris, Edwardsville. Harris, Heflin. Johnson, Bowdon, No 4. Jones, Delta, No Kellv.

Heflin A Lindsey, Hightowel, Laminack, Muscadijae. Loveless, Heflin." Lipham, Muscadinas Long, Muscadine. Laminack, Edward Bell Mills. William Middlebrooks, Bell Mills. MeCaghren, Bell Mills.

WFMcKleroy, Bell Mills. Daniel Moore, Muscadine, McCord, Heflin. Andrew Norton, Heflin, James 0 Owen, Edwardsville. A Parker, Piedmont, Ala. Pitchford, Borden Springs.

William A Porter, Heflin, Payne, Heflin. Parris, Dead. A Parker, Hopewell. William Potts, Fruithurst. Porter, Esom No 2.

John Roach, Edwardsville. Joe Roberts, Fruithurst. Rollins, Fruithurst. W. Sears, Heflin.

William Stephensohj. Heflin. Smith, Bowdon, No 4. Stephens, Borden Springs. John Scott, Muscadinf Smith, John Smith, Choccolocco, Skinner, Bowdon.

No 4, Tarver, Heflin. Taylor0, Muscadme; i Thompson, Muscadine. Thrower, Heflin. 7 Edwardsville. Muscarine.

Voss, Wilkes VansantMuscadine. Watson, -J Warren, Edwardsville. WM Walls, i 3 A Willingham, Edwardsville. John Woodward, Bowdon, No4.7,KlM TiW Williams, Hopewell- eh ROLL OF CLE BURNE COUNT I 1. We have Wheeler, Heflin.

Yancy, DeArmanville. THIRD CLASS Avery, Edwardsville, Mary Almon, Heflin. Bussey, Iron City. Margaret Brown, Esom Hill, No 2. Bryant, Heflin.

Mrs A Brown, Heflin. Mrs Boman, Muscadine. Mrs Bentley, Bell Mills. Mrs Cantrell, Bowdon, No 5. Julia Copeland, Borden Springs.

Camp, Heflin. Emma Donaldson, Blue Mountain. Davies, Heflin. Mrs Davis, Heflin. Elder, Delta.

Edwards, Edwardsville, America Fondren, Gadsden, Sallie Farmer, Delta. Margaret Gay, Bell Mills. Susan Hood, 'Oxford, Ala. Hughey, Edwardsville. Mrs Hanson, Bowdon, No 4.

Mrs Hughes, Munford. Mrs A Hand, Hightower. Mrs Inman, Hightower. Nancy Johns, Hopewell. Flora Johnson, Hopewell.

Eveline Jordan, Edwardsville. Mary King, Muscadine. Logan, Esom Hill, Mrs Miller, Borden Springs. Mike Mullaley, Delta, Mrs McCormack, Sarah Napper, Heflin. Margaret Nowlen, Munford.

Otwell, Bell Mills, Mary Parker, Edwardsville, Mrs Prichard, Heflin. Mrs Ray, Heflin. Martha Riddle, Heflin. Mrs Snow, Bowdon, No 4, Harriet Scott, Borden Springs, Mrs A Spann, Fruithurst, Smith, Bowdon, Ga, No 4, Mrs Sorrell, Delta. Sarah Simpson, Dead.

Amanda Smith, Hightower. -Mary Teague, Heflin. -Nancy Turner, Heflin; Mrs Wade, Delta. Permelia Whitley, Dora. Mrs A Weathers, Edwardsville.

WIDOWS Harriett Burton, Edwardsville. Mrs Benefield, Hopewell, Elizabeth Barker, Edwardsville. Mrs A Bolton, Mary Brown, Heflin. Martha Bachus, Delta Nancy Bennett, Edwardsville. Mrs Blake, Heflin, Mary A Clayton, Muscadine.

Mary Chandler, Muscadine.1 Mrs A A Cowart, Mrs Crumptoh, Bell Mills. Charity Crews, Mrs R. F. Chappel, Fruitherst. Minerva Canada, Fruithirrstj-i Mary Jane Edwardsville.

Mary Entrekin, HopewelLj Sarah C. Groover, Heflin" Mary Henley, Piedmont, Mrs Howie, Heflin. the FOR PROBATE JUDGE 1 herebv announce myfelf" a candidate for the office of Judge of Probate of Cleburne County, subject to th action of the Democratic primary to be held the second Tuesday in May, 1816. I respectfully solitit j'our influence and support. JOHN A.

BROWN. I hereby announce myself a candidate for re-election to the oflice of Judge of Probate of Cleburne County, Alabama, subject to the action of the Democratic Primary to be held un the 9th day of May, If elected, I pledge yoira business and economical administration. I most respectfully solicit your influence and support. A. H.

Glasgow. liur ci Leo 1:) E-nt Si 1, IKS. is in 1 lAnni.1 piss from c.i vis Mr. J. ts tr I Miss 'ek-ci ward Shepl last oman Col.

ter Sever en at fere a Miss is the ack Thee ncher is wet Mr. a wdoi eir si Miss 1 Mrs. rtof 1 50 great laxative. tit ilk FOR CLEI1K CIRCUIT AVe are authorized ro annciiu, Boyd a candidate for Clerk of 1 Court of Cleburne County, the action of the a.Xi 1 be held on Tuesday, the FOR TAX COLLECT I hereby nnnouce mvs: If for the offiiee of Tax ColliC: burne County, subject to the Democratic Primary May, respectfully solicit your snpiv fluece WARNEitJ.K' I hereby nnnoum'e melt .1 for re-election to oi'iu-- oi tor of Cleburne 'county, Democratic primary, vh.r, In I. future, as in the past, if elect: serve you faithfully.

resi cc your support. VV. i FOR COMMISSION I am a candidates lie office Ther i gin Cominissioiier from Distiirt km tli ject to denricr.itic pritn.iry appreciate any. favors sliuwn race. J.

T. 16, 76 bal 1915 For Tax Assesso: At th We are authorized to 11 Che rumpfon a candidate tor re-? the office of Tax Ass. ss 0 county, subject to the aoii-'ii on housi ocratiu primary of Ma 19F. Id dini: The News is auMiorized to A. J.

Haley a canid.il tit: tax assesor of lsburne cuw.t ie for theft to the ucttou of th dcuira of May 9, I0I6. lit wit clean Don't fail to pay poll oveme iesiden CASTOR In be "osper' For Infants sad Chiles new In Use For Over SOi Always bears the fnan, 1 Signature of chui te fifth Iward Sarah Smith, Hishtower fid wil Mrs Smitn. bowaon, lent Sa four, bry 5f Rebecca Steed, Gordons Mrs Taylqr, Anniston. pdiallj Mrs Turalin, Edward? Do Amanda Tollorscn, he.J Mrs Teague, PlcfSia. ATrc V.

Tnrnftr. Edwai A mj )ung 1 tat of man, ockma ame 0 hursds Mrs. 1 Mr. ost po wn, 'osper 3ckma The ely af 1 inghai lend si to me. TheC st conj Martha Thompson, ville.

Manriri William. Fruithur? Mrs Willirifehwn, Hcf. A. H. GLASG1 Probate' MVEJfOO I Then you realize the utter! that robs ambition, aesnu-a burden.

To restore that strength ands'J -Is so essential notmng ua ox compared with bcoti cause its strength sustains stnent invigorates the blood energy throughout the body value sharpens' the appeWe 3" ieaith in a natural, perma? If you are run down, tireo. overworked or lack strength Emulsfon to-day. It is free Scott Eowne. flayJcrating to" tijo Fe The Old Standard general flr Malarin.enriches he tem. AUuetonic fcraamtsa-i are ol itewa1 JlllltCMItCt sue It you expect to vote in the coming election, you must pay your poll tax and register before Feb.

1, 1916. such a war, whether the Americas would continue to be free and self-governed countries, or whether they would become mere oversees possessions of the kings and emperors of the old world. You may poo hoo, and swell out your chest, and let the eagle scream, but you don't know. You don't know what congress will do in the matter of preparedness for this country. You don't know whether it will do anything at all or not for, truth to tell, congress is all muddled up and 1 don't know itself, for it don't know what you think or what you know.

Fact is, brother, we don't imagine any of us know much of anything about this phase of our national existence, for we have been too busy grubbing for dollars to give much heed to the present or future welfare of our country. And, too, we don't know what the penalty of our indifference and neglect is going to be. Now do we? Mrs A Hunnicutt, Heflin, Mrs Nora Harlin, Heflin. Sarah HoUiway, Edwardsville, Mrs. Er Jackson, Bowdon, No 5, Mrs Jacks, Heflin.

Mrs A Johns, Hopewell, Mrs A Johnson, Heflin. Mary Jane Kittley, Delta. Polly Laroinick, Muscadine, Cynthia- Morgan, Heflin. Mrs HO Mills Esom Hill, No. 2 MrsF Mayo, Piedmont, MrV Maddox, Esom Hill, Ga.

Miff' Norton, Bell Mills. Mrs Ogle, Heflin. Elizabeth. Phillips, Heflin. Mrs Pitchford, Fruithurst.

Amanda Heflin. Nancy Roberds, Muscadine. Mary Piedmont. Mrs Rober ts, Fruithurst. Three Dog Laws There are three dog laws now on our statute books.

The first one makes the owner of any rabid dog liable for damages done to others by the bite of such dog, upon certain conditions. The second provides for prohibiting dog running at large, unless such dog is in charge of his owner or some one to whom he has in trusted it. This law is inopera tive unless it is adopted by the commissioner's court of any coun ty which desires the law put in operation. It is not made opera tion in his county. The third of these acts provides for the.

collection of one dollar per annum upon each dog.that is kept; the assessment is made by the tax assessor without any value being fixed bri such dog. Any owner of a dog may upon request, have the age, sex, color and name of his RUBpUT PAIPj witlj gppcj liniment -That's the surest wav to ston them. Thfc bnsi rubbing; Jinlmeht iaj Goo far A llmenlt rtt. Horses; Mules, Cattle, Etc, Qood for your own Aches, Pains, Rheumatism, Sprains, 5 Cuts, Burns, Etc 25c 50c At all Dealer. with a value fixed by him self, placed upon the tax book.

The tax is collectable in. the manner that other taxes are collected..