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THE STAUNTON NEWS-LEADER, SUNDAY MORNINGS-NOVEMBER 16, 1941 PAGE TEN THEY'LL DO IT EVERY TIME By JDIMY HATLO DUDLEY LEADS CAVALIERS TO EASY VICTORY OVER LEHIGH AUGUSTA OUTPLAYS SUFFOLK BUT LOSES BY COUNT OF 6-0 And -the Mlm HOUSE DRESS -r- Duke's Eleven Closes Season Next. Saturday Durham, N. Nov. 15 Duke's Blue Devils, who put their tradi Grid Results Suffolk High school capitalized on blocked punt in the third quarter and then staved off a frenzied AjMA. attack to defeat the cadets 6-0 at Fort Defiance yesterday afternoon.

Steve Vidnovic, Augusta hall-back, was punting from his own 10-yard line midway of the third period when Judson Nixon, Suffolk tackle, broke through and blocked THANXTO P. WEIL PHILADELPHIA. H'l7 Copr W4I, Xmf Pmtvna Sytxfcctw, Inc. World rtyhft mmtA PHILADELPHIA. IH7 Cnpr 1941, Kaf Pmtvra Symfcctti, loc World rn-ht ravrwd Hr ft 5 A i -4- Middlebrook's Teams at New Hope on Monday Monday night at seveh-forty-flve, the New Hope High school basketball teams will meet the visiting teams of the Middlebrook High school on the New Hope court.

Two good basketball games are in store for the local fans for the visiting teams have compiled a good record this season against other county teams. The girls' game is expected to be one of the best on the New Hope schedule this, year. Both teams are composed of veterans of last season and each is very anxious to keep its slate clean in county competition. The boys' game will follow immediately after the girls. New Hope boys, starting with a complete new team this year, have shown great improvement and they have high hopes 'of making this their first victory of the season.

Kivllghan, popular county official, will officiate at both games. Officials Are Approved for Winter Races Charles Town, W. Va. Nov. 15 President A.

J. Boyle, of the Charles Town Jockey Club, announced today that the West Virginia racing commission had approved the officials for the 18-day fall meeting, which opens on Dec. 1 and runs through Dec. 20. Once again, that veteran and capable official Bradley, of Lexington, will serve as Gtew ard, representing the West Virginia racing commission.

Thus race patrons Journeying to "America's Finest Six Furlong Track" may 1jea3sureci that the thoroughbred sport here will again be conducted on its usual high plance. STREAKS WINNERS Harrisonburg, Nov. 15. The eign fiarnsonourg High seniors playing their last high school football closed the season successfully last night, defeating the Covington High Cougars by a 21-0 score. The seniors playing, their last game, seven of whom were in the starting line up while the other saw considerable action, were: Robert O'Donneil, Norns Lee, Kenton Gambill, Bennett Fuller, Weldon Simmons, Charles Devier, Harry B.

Price and Charles Ellis. The large painted on the turret of a ship in the United States navy indicates the excellency of that ship's gun turret crew while the on the smoke stack shows that its engineering force has won a first place In competition. The blackball approximately double the size of a large medicine ball that is seen hoisted on a ship at anchor is called the "fairway ball" and indicates that the ship is at anchor in a fairway or navigable channel. of 25,000, was the fifth successive southeastern conference triumph ior the Tide. Pittsburgh.

Nov. 15. in rti quesne university cleared the last barrier to a perfect season before 31,483 persons today by grinding previously unbeaten Mississippi State college Into a 16-0 defeat. The victory, eighth straight for the Dukes, enhanced their claims to recognition as a post-season Bowl possibility and emDhaticallv nrov ed their right to ratinz with the nation's top collegiate elevens of A HERE IT IS The STREET DRESS DAVIDSON AND FIGHT TO A 13-ALL TIE Lexington, Nov. 15 ypj Two midget backs, Senior Dave Spen-ner, Davidson's 140-pounder, and Harry Baugher, 155-pound Washington and Lee Sophomore, stole the show today as the two evenly matched Southern conference foes played a 13-13 tie before 7,000 fans in mild sunny weather.

It was Davidson's third tie of the season and Washington and Lee's second. Previously Davidson had played stalemates with North Carolina State and Hollins, while Washington and Lee fought a scoreless draw with George Washington. Spencer scored Davidson's first touchdown on a six-yard plunge that terminated a 67-yard drive from the opening kickoff, and his passing and elusive running made him a constant threat throughout the game. 77-yard Run Back Baugher passed 12 yards to fullback Frank Socha for Washington and Lee's first touchdown in the second in the second half brought the Homecoming and High-school day crowd to Its feet with the game's most spectacular play a 77-yard run back of Earl Bethea's punt for a touchdown. Baugher caught the kick on his own 23-yard line, dodged two or three charging Wildcats, cut to the west sidelines while his mates got in some effective blocking, and dashed for the score without a hand being laid on him.

Johnnie Frederick, Davidson's fullback, crashed the line for his team's second touchdown in the fourth period after pass plays had carried the Wildcats 55 yards to the one-yard stripe. Frederick had missed his first place kick for extra point, but made his second to assure his team at least a tie. Davidson VV LF O'Hair Nelson LT Hipp ..1 Furman LG Taylor Fabian Caldwell Skillman RG Moore Gray RT Bell Ailor RE Smith Brown QB Bethea Pinck (C) LH Hackney H. Baugher RH Spencer Roehl FB Frederick Socha Davidson 6 0 0 713 0 7 6 013 Davidson scoring: Touchdowns, Spencer, Frederick. Point after touchdown, Frederick (place kick).

Washington and Lee scoring: Touchdowns, Socha, H. Baugher. Point after (Placement). Here are some new vegetable twosomes for serving with roast and fowl courses: Boil onions, re- move centers and stuff with whole YK- tional bout with North Carolina behind them tonight, will conclude their 1941 gridiron wars at Ral elgh next Saturaay afternoon when they tangle with the Wolfpack of North. Carolina State.

The contest in Riddick stadium home of Doc Newton's up-and-coming State team will be the eighteenth annual meeting of the Blue Devils and the Wolfpack. And ever since the rivalry began in 1924, outfits representing the two schools have consistently offered some the South 's finest football. Duke Leads in Series Although State got the jump in the series by winning, toe first four games, Duke leads in victories now. The Blue Devils have triumphed eleven times, six have gone to the Wolfpack and there have been. no ties Duke-State games are always real battles and in most cases they have been close.

On only two occasions has there been a lopsided score. Duke 32-0. in 1 934 and last year by a count of 42-6. The Blue Devils played a great game to lick in 1939, but that score is misleading. The Wolfpack threw all sorts of scares into the men of Wallace Wade before the second half was out and made a real contest of it all the way; Campaign Workers Hear an Inspiring Summons to Duty (Continued from Page 1) don.

When he had landed and approached the city proper, he was dumbfounded to find that dog shows courted the popular fancy and elrls in fancv dress sold tickets to bazaars. England was unpre pared, and across the Channel lurked the forces of might. "The Red Cross todav is on a war time footing getting prepared for any emergency, and the Red Cross needs your helD. "Deep in the heart of every man ana woman there lives an instinct as real and beautiful as the au tumn leaves that Jack Frost has so generously painted with his magic brush. This quality that lives within the human breast elows with an eternal light but it sometimes needs an outside force to fan it to action.

This instinct is that natural inborn desire to helo anv one in distress. A sudden shrill cry outside these walls would cause a mad rush for the doors, a rush aid someone in distress. "Vre have seen the first autumn furrow plowed and the winter seed sowed and the last harvest put in me cams, but this security does not satisfy the longing of our souls when sufferin? and human mis walk hand in hand across the face of the earth "You oeoDle cannnt on in th banks of our rivers in flood time nor to the western shores of our country in the path of an eath-quake nor to the Floridian peninsula in the wake of a hurricane But our mother of mercy, the Red Cross, will take vou to the rivprs and earthquakes and wimls and across ine waters to the embattled Chinese and over the Atlantic to Domo-shattered England. The Red Cross will moisten the parched and swollen lips and shade the glazed eyeballs, lookine at a 'uminir sun of the sons, sweethearts, husbands, and brothers who have fallen on the field of battle. "Will you devote a few hours eacn aay for several days and walk about this valley of the Shenan doah and work for this kind mnth.

er of ours carrying the Red Cross. uur Kea cross of mercy brings help and consolation to countless thousands who cry out in their misery Red Croaa mother works with malice toward none, with charity for an. God bless 0 Temple Says Commission Is Unpopular (Continued from Pace We took a lot of time and trouble, and at our expense, to present our recommendations to van. -whir' recommendations vou ha rmpMed us to -submit. Thev renrespntrd a complete cross-section of the hunters of Virginia.

But you seem to nave Ignored them completely. "Since the state advisory council was organized at vour shps- tion, we feel that it is due an explanation from you as to why our recommendations were rejected. I have a copy of the minutes of your meeting of Oct. 27. I really do not Deneve that there anyone smart enough to make heads or tails of them.

"I would also like to take this opportunity to say, after talking with and hearing from hundreds of licensed hunters that your commission is losing public confidence and is already most unpopular throughout the state." HOMER HOOPEE I CANT FOR THE LIFE UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FURIOUS JUST BECAUSE picked up the bounding ball and stepped over for the score. Nixon missed on his first try for the extra point from placement, but Augusta was offside, and on the second try, the pass from center was bad, and a forward pass failed. AM A Wins Statistics Otherwise, the game was all Augusta's. The cadets ran up 2ri -yards from scrimmage to Suf-" folk's 77; gained 29 yards through the air to Suffolk's 20, and made 13 first downs to the visitors 4, but they could not generate a scoring drive. i Fumbles In the first quarter, AM A start ed two drives, but both were stopped by the first of six Augusta fumbles, after gaining 35 and 63 yards, respectively.

In the pec-ond period, two more drives that seemed headed for scores were stopped by intercepted passes, id the third period, Augusta found the going rough, but two more1" drives in the fourth period came to naught, one on a fumble, and the other when a back slipped in a clear field and failed to make the necessary first down. Steve Vidnovic, the big gun in the SMA game, again led the Augusta attack, doing all the kicking, and the line plunging. He also did a great deal of the defensive work. Jim Mauritz played his usual good game at guard, while Staunton's Al McCue' turned in some good runs during the three quarters he was in the Augusta backfleld. Augusta Suffolk LE Mahone Howell LT Etscorn Nlxon LG Mauritz McGahee Cotton Pruden RG Stutz Wright RT Adams (c) N.

HarvelT RE Berry C. Harvell (Co-C) QB Eavens Dashiell (Co-C) HB Lamer Stevens HB Vidnovic Early RE McCue Yates Suffolk 0 0 6 06 Augusta 0 0 0 00 Scoring: Touchdown Howell. Substitutes Suffolk: Darden, Hudnell, Beale. Augusta: Hamilton, Noe. Officials: Referee Young (Lynchburg) Umpire Hill (W, Va.

Weslayan); Head linesman Denton (V.M.I.). INSURANCE Life Fire Automobile Accident Surety Bonds O. L. DENTON Boom 6. Xiiadtr Bide Phone 1598 Stanaton, Virginia VIRGINIA BARBER SHOP 20 S.

NEW STREET MERLE LOCRRIDGE LUTHER BROOKS RAYMOND THOMASON OUR TIIANGSGIVING SHOW MIDNIGHt SHOW GfMt By FRED LOCUER BETTER weh! the old ARTERIES CAfiT TAKE By BARTON PATTCE Charlottesville, Nov. 15. (TP) Bill Dudley, University of Virginia's 19-year-old captain, having his us-tial field day personally accounted for 28 points us his Cavaliers conquered Lehigh university's football team 34 to 0 today. The BlueSeld, Bullet passed to End Bill Hill for the Cavaliers' first touchdown, carried the ball cross the Lehigh goal line three times and made four of five conversion attempts good. This boosted his scoring in eight games this season to 112 points.

Gains 326 Yards Dudley, ranked as the fourth leading ground-gainer In the nation when he entered the game, added total of 326 yards to his offensive total, 167 of them by rushing. A crowd of 10,000, including 3,000 high school seniors, attending as guests of the University, witnessed the contest and after the final whistle these youngsters all but mobbed Dudley, -with autograph books. Lehigh made only one sertSus scoring threat, coming in the fourth period when led by Noland Stoehr, sub back and Don Brownlee, Im pound soph, the visiting Engineers moved steadily from their own 29 to Virginia's nine before losing the ball on downs. slow sun Virginia looked sluggish in tiv opening period, especially along the forward wall The first tally came on the last play of that quarter, Dudley throwing 18 yards to Hill, who ran 15 yards across the payoff stripe. Dudley's placement was good.

Dudley passed 17 yards to Hill, ran 33, added four more off tackle, and then went over center for a touchdown in the second quarter. His placement was partially block ed for his only miss of the game. Pos. Lehigh Virginia IE. Remuer Hill L.T.

iRogers Mir man L.G. Golden Bear C. Shafer Suhllng R.G. Buck Sauerbeck R.T. Johnson Schlegel R.E.

Ambrogl Preston L.H. Hayes Dudley Q.B. Cavanaugh I Neft RJL Brownlee Kreick FJ3. Szymanowski Munhall Lehigh 0 0 0 0 0 Virginia 7 6 14 734 Virginia scoring: Touchdowns; Hill, Dudley (3), Munhall. Point after touchdown, Dudley (4) place- kicks.

pritchard" LEADS VI TO VICTORY By JOHN F. CHANDLER College Park, Nov. 15. Little Abisha Pritchard, 164-pound Virginia Military institute quarter back, broke a scoreless deadlock with a second period, 35-yard punt return for a touchdown today and opened the flood gates for a 27-0 victory over the University of Maryland in the 20th meeting of their football rival Ably assisted by big Joe Muha who helped sink Maryland a year ago and a fighting Cadet line, Pritchard and his backfleld mates had too many aerial fireworks for the Terps and scored in every quarter except the first. The best the Terrapins could do was a thrust to the VMI ten in the third period." Pritchard's run came with dazzling suddenness in the second quarter, the little signal-caller dodging through a handful of Maryland players on the 20 as he raced to the goal.

A few moments later, Pritchard fired a 'long pass from his 45, to Muha who made a great catch on the 10 and ran over for the second touchdown. Nelson Cat-lett missed the first placement try for extra point, but Muha added the one after his touchdown. Pritchard's toss End Billy Clark moved the Cadets from their 45 to Maryland's 46 to 'start the Cadets' third period drive and Pritchard ripped through the line to the 30. On the next play he slashed ttrthe 15. Charles Parkins went to the nine, Muha hit center to the two, then went over the middle for a touchdown and place-kicked point.

Maryland missed its best chance of the afternoon after Bernie Ul-man recovered Emil oStynk's ble on the VMI 46. Elmer Rigby and Jack Mier drove for two first downs but the Virginians held on the 10 with only inches to go for a Terp first down. Maryland made two bruising goal line stands in the fourth, taking the ball on the one yard line each time. Alter the second stand Ulman punted to Pritchard on the Maryland 44, and Pritchard bounced back to the 37. Pritchard flipped to Muha, who caught the ball on the 25, and was run out of on the Terp five.

Muha slammed center for two, then handed the ball to Pritchard on a reverse and "Abe" skirted his left end for trie final score. Pritchard placekiqked the point. The victory deadlocked the 20-game series starting in 1906 at nine wins apiece. Two games were tied. Pos.

V. M. I. Maryland L.E. Parkins Alexander L.T.

Ellington Dittmar L.G. Markin Morton C. 6kladany Wharton R.G. Minton Heyer R.Tj Ducko Burlin R.E. Clark Q.B.

Pritchard Cordvack L.H. Catlett Duvall R.H. Muha Rigby P.B. Stevens Wright Maryland 0 0 0 00 V. M.

0 13 7 7-27 VMI scoring: Touchdowns, Prit-rhard (2), -Muha (2) points after touchdown, Muha 2 (placcklcks), Piitciiaxd tplaceiicW. By the Associated Press East Pennsylvania 14, Army 7. Tennessee 14, Boston College 7, Michigan 28, Columbia 0. Cornell 33 Dartmouth 19. Duquesne 16, Mississippi State 0.

Georgetown 20, N. C. State 7. Harvard 23, Brown 7. Manhattan 13, Holy Cross 13 (tie).

Colgate 19, Syracuse 19 (tie). Lafayette 26, Western Maryland 0. Franklin-Marshall 15, Muhlenberg 7. Tulane 45, New York U. 0.

Penn State 7, West Virginia 0. Williams 28, Amherst 6. Princeton 20, Yale 6. Gettysburg 20, Ursinus 0. Rensselaer Tech 21, BuCalo 6.

Dickinson 6, Susquehanna 0. Delaware 7, Drexel 6. Swarthmore 12, Haverford 7. Rochester 19, Hobart 7. Rutgers 32, Connecticut 7.

Wesleyan 27, Trinity 0. Vermont 7, Middlebury 6. Wagner 7, Lowell Textile 6. American International 7, Springfield 0. Boston university 12, New Hampshire 0.

Tufts 14, Mass. State 7 Hamilton 34, Union 13. New York Aggies 32, Morrisville 0. East Stroudsburg (Pa.) Teachers 37, Panzer 0. Montclair (N.

Teachers 58, Trenton Teachers 7. Millersville (Pa.) Teachers 33, Kutztown Teachers 0. Davis and Elkins 41, Arkansas A. M. 0.

Washington 2, Mount St. Mary's, 0. City College New York 43, Brooklyn 13. Kenyon 18, Alleghany 12. South Alabama 20, Georgia Tech 0.

South Carolina 26, Furman 7. Virginia 34, Lehigh Presbyterian 44, Wofford 0. Virginia Military 27, Maryland 0. Clemson 29, Wake Forest 0. Wash, and Lee 13, Davidson 13 (tie).

Duke 20, North Carolina Georgia 47, Centre 6. Kentucky 33, Southwestern 19. Vanderbilt 68, Louisville 0. Auburn Louisiana State (tie). Chattanooga 27, Sewanee 0.

Randolph-Macon 28, Blue Ridge 0. Midwest Notre Dame 7, Northwestern 6 Minnesota 34, Iowa 13. Wisconsin 13, Purdue 0. Pittsburgh 14, Nebraksa 7. Missouri 28, Oklahoma 0.

Butler 40, Washington (Mo.) 13. Marquette 34, New Mexico 14 Wooster 39, Wittenberg 0. Muskingham 13, Mount Union 7. Bowling Green 47, Flndlay 0. Denison 32, Oberlein 6.

Ohio State 12, Illinois 7. Michigan State 46, Temple 0. Case 7, Ohio Wesleyan O. Otterbein 59, Ashland 0. Toldeo 27, Baldwin-Wallace Dayton 40, North Dakota 0.

Wabash 27, Depauw 19. Drake, Iowa State 13. Kansas 20, Kansas State 16. Oklahoma A. M.

41, Arizona NA. 14. Tulusa 20, Baylor 13. Southwest Southern Methodist 14, Arkansas 7. Texas A.

19, Rice 6. Texas Christian 14, Texas 7. Rocky Mountain Utah 26, Colorado State 13. Colorado 13, Brigham Young 13 (tie). Denver 41, Colorado Mines 0.

Wyoming 12, Utah State 6. Montana 16, Idaho 0. Tar West Oregon State 6, California 0. Washington State 6, California 0. Washington State 14, Stanord 13.

-t 0 POLICE DOCKET Drunkenness is the charge upon which Howard Grove, city, was arrested at seven-fifty Saturday night by Officers G. G. Kyle and S. A. Halterman.

He is slated to get a hearing Monday. Assault and threatening to kill are the charges upon which A. S. Lawson, 1322 Jackson street was apprehended Saturday by Officers G. G.

Kyle and E. B. Terry.He deposited $50 cash bond for his appearance in police court Monday. In the warrant in the case. Charles- Harlow, the complainant alleges that on Saturday Lawson feloniously uhreatened him by drawing a revolver upon him in the complainant's place of business.

The threats followed abuse and as sault upon Lucille Holden, the warrant says, by Maude Spiers, Lawson housekeeper. William Sheffey, Flshersville, Negro, was jailed at ten o'clock Saturday night for" allegedly being drunk and disorderly. Officers Kyle and E. A. Via made the arrest.

Mike Thompson, city, Negro, was put in jail Saturday night bv Of fleers G. H. Moyers and Terry on a cnarge of being intoxicated. R. Rexrode, Alexandria, was Jailed at ten-twenty-five Saturday night by Officver C.

E. Gregory on a charge of being drunk. He will be given a hearing Nov. 17. 0 fx Augusta-Staunton post.

2216, Veterans of Foreign Wars of Uie U. S. will hold its regular meeting Monday. Nov. 17, at seven-thlrtp pjn, at the Veterans' home, Gypsy Hill park.

Every member is urged to attend as this is a very important meeting. BRIEFS ON SATURDAY'S GRID GAMES Iowa City, Nov. 15. (P) Minnesota Golden Gophers, their bruising power given a tremendous inspirational lift by Captain Bruce Smith, crushed Iowa 34 to 13 here today to stay among the select few of the nations undefeated and untied football teams. The Gophers' sixteenth straight victory since they were beatenhere two years ago clinched at least a share of the Western conference championship and kept Bernie Bierman's men high on the road to another national title.

Durham, N. Nov. 15. Steve Lach, a rugged 190-pounder irom Aitoona, did a remark able piece of engineering in Duke university's stadium this afternoon. He didn't build any bridges or erect any skyscrapers.

But he did engineer Duke's Blue Devils into a convincing. 20-0 defeat of. North Carolina. And in so doing kept the Blue Devils 'undefeated, untied and presumably to be invited before long to a New Year's day Bowl game. Evanston, 111., Nov.

15. (vTV Notre Dame's Fiehtlne IrLsh. with Southern California as their only remaining foe. remained in the ranks of the nations undefeated football teams today by conquering jNorthwestern's Wildcats, 7 to 6, before a sellout crowd of 48.000. The Irish were- fought to a 0-0 tie by the Army, in the mud and rain two weeks ago, but they are undefeated, and seek to go on to their first unbeaten season in eleven years.

Clemson, S. Nov. 15. (JPy waiter (Booty) Payne. Clemson's great passing and running back, led his Tigers today to a smashing 29-to-0 victory over Wake Forest's Demon Deacons in a Southern conference football game played before 11,000 spectators in Indian summer weather.

Birmingham, Nov. 15. flv-A versatile and hard-hitting Alabama team won a 20-0 victory today over Georgia Tech to strengthen its cnances or a participation in one of the Bowl games next Jan. 1. The win, before a capacity crowd TOE PRESSURE IS ENOUGII-WIIEN WE ADJUST YOUR BRAKES Take it easy when you're driv-lnff.

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New St. Phone 903 He Used to Be BUT AROUHD THE TAKES UP PROBLEMS WCTH ME Tom Harmon, greatest football player of the past decade, has turned his talents to the screen and is the Thanksgiving attraction at the Strand, opening Wednesday midnight and palying Thursday and Friday, in his first motion picture venture, "Harmon of Michigan." Anita Louise, Oscar O'Shea, Warren Ashe, and Forest Evashevskl, Har mon's great teammate, also appear in the film. Morse Leaves for Artillery Service E. B. Morse, farm demonstration agent of Augusta county, left Saturday a.

m. for Fort Monroe, where he will be inducted into active service in the United. States coast artillery. Following the completion of his pnyslcal he will probably be sent to Camp Stewart, Ga. Mr.

Morse' holds the rank of first-lieutenant in the coast artillery, having teceived his military training at Virginia Polytechnic institute, Blacksburg. Prior to the county agent was feted at a testimonial dinner at Hotel Beverley. It is believed here that he will fill the vacancy created by the release from service of E. B. Min-nick, who was formerly soil conservation engineer in this county.

The board of supervisors, at a recent called meeting, granted Mr. Morse a year's leave of absence and appointed J. C. Coiner county agent. Mr.

Coiner. held this post for fourteen years, until the time of his resignation. He will take over Dec. 1. At present Assistant County Agent James M.

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