Lincoln Nebraska State Journal from Lincoln, Nebraska • 10

lie A SUNDAY STATE JOURNAL, SUNDAY, APRIL 10, 1921. MERE MENTION. imports amounted in 1919 to her exports to $762,842,465. Our ahnra nf this business amounted to noses with I him in the glass. Then I got out by the back door an rode home in a hack with all the shades Letters Father herd at the Btate hospital at Norfolk.

Clayton Osborne is president of the club; Byron Steward is vice president and Evelyn Scott is secretary-trea; urer. There is a great deal of interest From a Homemade to His Son went i home an mixed theirselves a little bicarbonate of sody instead. Clothes Disguise the Man. Don't ever let anybody tell you that clothes make the man. They only hide the fact that he' is one.

If it wasn't fer clothes there couldnt be jno admirals nor senators, nor grand I operyj singers. The supreme court in lnces of the republic Is. therefore, certain to win a substantial response from the American public. Contributions to the China famine fund will be In proportion to our reputation solidly establishel as a Samaritan nation. But aside from the profound humanitarian appeal implicit in the plight of this appealing people, there is- an economic aspect the situation which, however minor In importance, is not wholly to be ignored.

Our trade relation with China is not competitive but co-operative. She has raw materials to Bell, and needs the finished products which we make. Her beautiful each sea son. The newest patterns are wonderfuUy good in design and absolutcry dependable iofMcax. Pleasing for the borne dellghtfc for Yoa will find the best assortment here HALLETT down, I Yes, sir; telothes is a curious thing, isui unless we want to lose all our prominent men I.s'pose we got to keep 'em.

You may -have your own idears about 'em but in these days of instability my advise to you is to keep your ishirt on. I got to quit now an get dressed fer church. Yours thoughtfully, AMOS H. AMES BY. jTarn EAGER 10 GAIN PASSPORTS elsed by Crowd Would-Ts Eatirnukta.

WARSAW. March 22. By Mail.) Crowds of from 2,000 to 3,000 persons have been besieging daily the vise bureau of the American consulate here to obtain the consul's vise of their passports to the United States. For months there have been large num bers of applicants waiting at the bu reau every morning, but since the lat ter part of February the crowds have increased, owing to the vague and dis turbing rumors which have been cir culated thruout Poland of restrictive legislation pending the United States congress. i Herded together by relatives or or ganizations endeavoring to gt permission for these persons to enter an American port before the rumored leg islation became effective, the hope ful emigrants 'invaded Warsaw by ev ery tram.

They were mostly women and children. They came not only from various parts of Poland, some of them were refugees from the Ukraine and other nearby parts of Russia. I Unable to: obtain accomodations lodging houses or hotels owing to the crowded condition of the city, many of them "made their headquarters in the railroad stations where they slept upon the floors or on benches or chairs. The number of vises granted by the Americans here is about 200 a day: This is much less than formerly and the reduction is due to the Polish passport frauds uncovered sometime ago and also to the frequent presentation of fraudulent decuments of identification, For a -time it was possible to pur chase a counterfeit Polish passport for a few dollars, but most of the ringleaders of this fraudulent plan have been arrested and are awaiting trial in the Polish courts. Hundreds of Ukraine passports have been sold recently in Lemberg p.nd in other cities of the new republics of Central Europe for a few dollars each to refugees from Russia eager.

to reach the United States. The Ukrainian passport, however, is not recognized by the United States consulates on 'be ground that there is no organized Ukranlan government. Helping1 an Ancient Friend. China, has an immediate claim irpon the affection) and sympathy of the United States. Toward no other country, perhaps, is our sentiment so warmly cordiaL The catastrophe which is taking a daily toll of ten thousand lives in five northern prov- Jeweler stb.

1871 about 65 cents per capita of the Chir ese population, or about $260,000,000. Our annual trade with Great Britain is per capita. It ia unreasonable to suppose that our tade with China will ever reach such proportions, but at that rate It would total eighteen billions annually. The Nation's Business. Kxpartmenta have hewn a xd yt ch; new.prtnt paper can md from rasa whlcb grows abundantly along- to twain pa of th Atlantic coaat.

Beantiful Sheffield Sifrsr jShefSeld Plate is being made more Silversmith 1143 Street Name I Pi A WORD TO THE WISE (BY ED "I walked up clo Clothes Make the Man Seem What He Isn't. Dear Son: Your mother's just back from the city where' she's been bay-in' herself some clothes. 1 been mar ried twenty-five years come June an' i don't undrstajKl that woman's dress-in' to this day. She always claims she ain't got a rag to her name, but I got to keep my Sunday suit under the bed cause there's no room fer to hang it in the closet. I can pass re marks on her family, insult her cookin and' belittle her brain power, but the only sure way to raise a rumpus is to say somethin again her clothes.

Yet she spends half her time abusin' 'em herself. I of'en wonder who invented 'em in the first place. Aocordin' to histery one of your ansisters wrapped a bear skin round him one night an', be in' an unusual bright chap fer them times, discovered it kep him warmer than his own. After folks had laughed at him fer awhile they begun sneakin' out to kill theirselves a suit like it. An' bimeby the man wo didn't own one was a skin flint.

It seems that way out on the edge of the town there was a shiftless sort of cuss that was too lazy to go out an' choke a bear fer his wife. She kep' pesterrn' him though, an nag-gin' him about havin to wear the same old thing she was born in year in an year out till he got sick of it. so one night when he. found a Wooly Haired Mastoid lyin beside the road dyin' he waited till it was finished an' brought the skin home with him. How Style Started.

Instead of be in' pleased she took on somethin' awful. She says none of the other women was wearin' wooly haired mastoids an they'd think she was cheap. Besides he never had no taste anyhow. It bein' a cold winter, tho, she slipped it on an' did her shoppln' after dark. Then one day she ran into her neighbor, Mrs.

Callahan, who lived in the cave "My dear," says Mrs. Callahan, fin-germ' the goods, "where did you get it?" "Oh, tia nothin," says she, modest. "Just an old wooly haired mastoid I'm wearin' out round the cave. But the trouble had been started. Mrs.

Callahan marches straight home to where her husband is- ingaged with a cold chisel an' a hammer writin a new novel. JlfllllllJllliilillL a a a It Pays to Trade at the Store of Moderate Prices 917-21 Street' (j- STREETER) ser an' so did ho." a pity, says she, "you wouldn't get me a dress like Mrs. McFee's." "Don't disturb my train of thought," sayg he, an i with a mighty blow. But she keeps it up till he gets into tantrum an re akin' up the first chapter into convenient sizes goes out to kill her the makin's with it. That was day that styles commenced.

Ah they've kep' on com-mencin' ever since without ever seem-in' to get much of anywheres. Fer long time man tried to keep up the pace. II used to be a question if you'd wear your pink suit down to business, or if a quiet orange with a dash of lace around the bottom of the trousers wouldn't go better. Then come the invention of ink, to bacco an' axel grease an' they had to give up co rape tin'. After centuries of deception man laid his make-up on the table.

"Here 1 am," says he. 'Just as they made me. Now you know that my ears is like mhd guards, my head ia shap'd like' a coconut, an' my noble brow gave the fellow that Invented the billard ball his idear. Take me or leave They took I him an he found he'd cut his expense in half. It was a sad blow to royalty.

Tip to then kings had been doin' a nice business lettin' folks touch 'the hem of their dressln gowns as a sure cure fer the king's evil, prickly heat an other complaints. But when folks saw them mountin the throne with derby on one ear an wearin a ready made suit of clothes, baggy at the knees, they thought better of It an' BEAVER BOARD Holland Lumber Co. Here I 1 seeds and a little care equal Shrubs our complete line of Ortut- Shrubs. Make your borne a. tractive i We aiao carry a complete line of fruit tree of ail rmrieUeo.

CANNAS, the most popular decorative plant of the day, special price, 8 and 10c each. i Flowering Vines and Plants-Special prices on Tube roses, and Caladium, Cinnamon, and Maderia vines. 13 ui uauiDuu lSUUtJ, Hn- trt Mr awHtsnn nd the farmers of that county are -watching experi- menta in dairying being made by farm ers in several other counties. Adams county last week shipped a carload of Guernsey cows. A few weeks ago fanners of that county purchased a carload of Hoist eins in Wisconsin.

Scotts Bluff is another county which has recently, launched Into the dairy i business rather heavily. Clark Labr. Co. sens lumber. Adv.

FLAWING DIVISION BEUKI03J Kxpected to Participate la Gataerlaa- at Molnra. DES MOINES, la-, April 9. First invitations ito former division commanders, war department officials and other notables who will come here next September to participate in the eighty-eigth division reunion were sent out today by the local executive officera who were extended 6pecial in. vitations for the war-veferans's reunion are: General Pershing, W. N.

Galbraith, national commander of the American Legion; General William division commander of the 88th overseas; General W. D. Beach, first commander at Camp Dodge; Colonel C. S. Lincoln, former1, chief of staff of the 88th; Lieutenant General Robert Bullard, former commander of the second army, A.

E. F. These officers, it is planned, will be guests of honor at the three-day re- union. Two of the generals, Plum- mer and Beach, arejnow retired but will come to the reunion in full uniform, medals and alL The rosters of the division are now being secured for the names of the twelve most famous "buck privates. These men will likewise be hailed as guests of honor.

An impressive presentation ceremony at which these "bucks" willXbe given "medals of honor" is being planned by the reunion committee, A Nebraska headquarters is to be opened seme time this month either at Omaha or Lincoln, it is announced. It will be under supervision of a committee of 88th veterans- This office will disseminate literature about plans for the reunion. II. B. Brown, undertaker.

B6519 Adv SEE HO HARD TIMES AHEAD Artreatln Able Weatner the Economic Storm. BUENOS AIRES, March 15. (By Mail.) Persons who have been spreading the report: that hard times are ahead of Argentina, based on a supposed shortage of exportable products, have' been misled according to a writer in the Buenos Aires neram, who has just completed a trip "by automobile thru the heart of the most productive section of the country. "In all the area visited, says the writer, the "railway cars and sidings gave eloquent testimony to the fact that thiis year bids faiir to surpass last year. Everywhere the bulk of the wheat and linseed is either safely housed on the railway premises or on its way.

Alfalfa is abundant and oats above the Maize is already a man's height and as straight as a post. "Fruit is abundant and cheap. In some places huge peaches are be had almost for the asking. Never the history of the country or the recollection of the oldest inhabitant who sits blinking in the door of his adobe hut, has nature been more liberal than this year. Signs of prosperity are manifest on very hand.

At almost every farm the traveler found an American automobile. For the other side of the picture, the writer found business conditions bad as a result of the slump in prices. Merchants stocked with high-priced goods are having difficulty -in disposing of he asserts. HARDING PLEASES WOMEN. CLEVELAND, April 9.

Prediction that the Sheppard-Townermater-ntty and infancy bill will be passed by the next congress were made today by members of the board of directors -of the national league of women voter following an executive session at which Mrs. Maud Wood Park of Boston, chairman of the league, reported an Interview with President Harding. Mrs. Park and representatives ot four other women's national organizations called on President Harding in Wash ington ten days ago. She refused to divulge to newspaper reporters what the president had told her; but declared: "We were very much pleased at the result of our interview.

price: of bread hedcced. SALT LAKE CITY, April 9. Several bakeries announced a reduction In the price of bread from 15 cents to 10 cents. a loaf today. Others did not offer any reduction in the price but said that they had increased the slzse of the loaf by five ounces.

For Autos Furniture Woodwork Polish Mops and Floors A High Grade Wax In Liauid Fortn." EASY TO USE. Half Pints, 30c Full 50c Half Gallons, 1.65 .3.00 Waxall Egberts, undertaking. AdT. R. O.

Hodgman, unlertaker. Adv Rrniim A n-rtinlana Adv. -t -w jjauce ai uavejr iuuj Jess Williams' orchestra. Adv. 1 Ford cars aold on easy payments.

P. R. Hussonsr. 18th and O. AdT.

iWi C. Mathewson, piano tuner. P1413. Adv. I Bethany property owners 'attention-Tuesday, April 12, is the last day for payment of the outlet Bewer tax.

Adv. Excellent contract will be offered to competent salesmen. American Old Line Insurance 'company, little Bldg. Adv. I Addie E.

Foster has petloned the bounty court to appoint her administratrix of the estate of Minyard W. Foster, which consists of real and personal property of the value or $15,000. Lieutenant Governor Barrows will speak, on some subject of his choosing at the B'nai Brlth meeting at Fra ternity hall, Thirteenth and streets. Sunday, at 3:15 p. m.

The meeting ia open to the public. On account of the weather Sator-J day many ladies were prevented from inspecting our coffee roasting plant. To give an opportunity to everyone we will hold open house again Saturday, April 16. Grainger Bros. Adv.

Albert Le'men, who has been In the postal Bervice in Lincoln for thirty-. one years, says that he "sincerely hopes that in the selection of a poet-master most careful "attention will be given to the one who can and does command the confidence, good will and respect of the men in the service, or who has those characteristics which will bring team work to the service. Special ability alone will not bring service in the largest sense of the term," he declared. Clothing made by students of the university school of agriculture will be exlabited to the public on the third floor of the home economics building, university farm campus, from 9 to 3 o'clock Monday. The display will con sist of graduation dresses made by members of the senior class, and silk afternoon gowns, blouses and hats made by members of the senior and freshman classes.

Miss Gretchen Ha ilam and Miss Harriet Muneke, of the school faculty, will be in charge of the exhibit. Grainger Bros, were at home to the ladies of Lincoln yesterday afternoon giving them an opportunity to inspect their coffee roasting plant and sample some of thecoffee. Altho the weather I was bad a surprising number of ladies 1 braved the wind and came away feeling well repaid for the ef- i fort It is 'understood that Grainger Bros. Co. will extend another lnvita- tion for next Saturday, when it is i hoped the weather will be more favorable.

Adv. Plans for the parsonage to be ccon-structed for the use of the pastor of. All Soul's Unitarian church are practically completed, and will fee ready for the contractor the latter part of the week. A seven-room stuc- 1 r. Ho Vi 1 5 1 1 gn tViA lot at jJ UVUO bU V.

Twenty-fifth and Lake streets already secured by the congregation at a cost estimated to be between $7,000 and $8,000. The committee in charge intend to push the construction so as to have the building ready for occu-i pancy as soon as possible. Adrian Nerwans' automobile, stolen FViday night, was returned to him Saturday afternoon in fair condition, except for being minus gas. oil and water. It had mired down near a culvert and been abandoned "at Misla, Ova miles east of Ashland, where it wat found by the station agent.

The tele graph operator notified the chief dispatcher, who sent word along the line, and the Burlington operator at Lincoln telephoned the police, who notified Mr. Newans. An automobile insurance company drove oat and brought the car to Lincoln. Federal Judge Munger signed an order Saturday citing Ida M. Adams to show cause on or about April 29 why she should not be declared insolvent.

A petition signed by the Bank of Benson Omaha, the Cen- I tral National bank of Lincoln, the Citizens State bank of Dorchester, the Bank of Waverly and Miller Paine, alleging that they were creditors of Ida.M. Adams and asking the federal court to adjudge her a bank-' rapt were filed in the federal court. Allegations were made that acts of bankruptcy had been committed when other creditors had been given preference by the defendant. The creditors filed claims aggrgating over $23,000. Ella Bergt has brought suit in dis-j trict court against the Lincoln Trac-' tion company, demanding damages in the sum of $20,700.

She alleges that on the night of October 28, 1920, she was lying unconscious on one of the -tracks of the defendant at Seventeenth and streets, when a trolley car of defendant struck her, drag-" glng her a distance of fifty feet, eaus-ing a compound fracture of one of her legs and otherwise seriously Ing, bruising, wounding and lacer-; ating ber. As a result she will be and disfigured for the remainder of her life. It is alleged that the accident was due to the neg- ligence of the servant of defendant In falling to keep a lookout for per- sons who might be on the track. She was lying in the path for pedestri- ans and could easily have been seen or a long distance. It is alleged.

M. N- Lawrltson, extension dairy specialist for the college of agriculture, returned from county 'Saturday where he helped organize a calf club among the boys and girls f' Of that county. Seventeen boys and "i'ive girls are members. Nineteen of the calves were purchased from the I loan I pptn nnn Cool Mouth are essential to the health of a person at all times Klenzo Paste Kolynos Paste Pebeco Paste Pepsodent 25 50c 25c 40c 25c 55c Senerco Paste Lyon's Powder Forhan's Paste Colgate's Paste It ex all Paste 25c stead) of bin an august body would be ju4t a fat one. Turkish baths has done more to spoil my allussions about; who'B who in this town than all grand juries that ever sat.

XI remember once heartn Jim Hawkes tell bow he was a major in France. Just before he salkl fer home an order rone for everybody to take a bath lnciudur the officers. They all kicked sayin' it wasn't dignified but the fellow that given the order hid sailed for home so there wasn't nd gettin around it. Jimj finally went down to the bath house all out of sorts. He bawled out bill a dozen privates fer salutta' with pi cake of soap their hands an' reduced a corporal for splashin.

HavLnf regained some of his self peck! this way he took off his clothes an' got in the shower. As la' major, Jim had most oiks scared. As a man under a shower bath thought he was the funniest sketch they'd seen since Charlie Chap tin. A' new bunch come in an' started to kid him. When he told 'em he was an officer they thought he was tryin'ito be funny.

Somebody stuck a cake of soap in his eye an then they begun pushin him around till he fell d-own aa skinned bis knee on a duck board. Which all goes to show as Jim says that they hadn't ought to make offl- pver the grade of second loo- ten an if take -showers. Most, folks has got so dependent on clothes that their brain don't work propei unless they got the right sort of a tnit on. I'd be will in' to bet Bryan Wouldn't make a speech in bis undershirt, nor could Edison fix the front door bell in a bathin' suit. Inspiration.

On It he other hand if yon got the right find of clothes on It's a pleasure to insult anybody. Like the time, some years ago, I was asked to a party over in Milford. I rented me a dress suit an when they turned me loose I felt like the prize entry at the horse jshow. I'd been kind of scared at firqt, but. once I got those clothes on I knew I was right.

Fer a while I was the life of the tell in stories an what not. I'd never hatf such a good time. Then, while I happened to be standin' around wonderin how I could liven thingsj up some more, I saw a fellow in thej looain' glass across the room that made me laugh right out. Yet at the same time I was sorry fer him. His trousers looked like a man what's ready to start in a sack race.

The tails of his clawhammer was almost touchin' the ground. An' his collar didn't touch his neck all around. I looked around to see who be was. but he'd got away tn the Jam. Then I walked round the room to get another jlook at him but couldnt find him.

jwhen I got back to where I'd stood first, tho, there he was again in thd lookin glass, more comical than ever. I walked np closer an so did be. I kept on goin till I was rnbbin New I 1726 In value, months with parallel. There Because the more The that was never volume They the during Their that. which Their that they was they Gven were greater follow.

They in the Heights Reached By A Good Garde Days: Are SOW SEEDS OF HAPPINESS numbers (and in monetary the production of Dodge Brothers carsj during the twelve recently ended, was, a single exception, without 4 is a deep and a special significance in this sales record. they, did not seek it in ordinary way, it is all thS impressive that sales precedence should have been conferred upon their product point of this achievement is from the day the business founded Dodge Brothers once laid stress on mere of production. never strove to surpass in quantity of cars produced any given period. thought lay deeper than It was a deliberate thought, looked toward the ultimate, not the immediate. implicit conviction was the one thing with which should concern themselves the true (value of the cars manufactured.

that good value, they assured that greater and sales must of necessity had faith, in other words, discernment of the average man and woman of America and of the world. They were satisfied that as the value of Dodge Brothers car revealed itself, appreciation, admiration and larger volume would automatically follow. They visualized "this great good will, ever growing and continuing to grow, as long as motor cars should go forth bearing their name. They never permitted themselves or their associates to lose sight of this great principle in which they believed so thoroughly. Their life work had taught them that there was no other sound way In which to build 1 The lesson of it, the logic of it, is too plain, too clear and too complimentary to Dodge Brothers to require or permit extended comment' Suffice it to say, that Dodge Brothers are more deeply appreciative than ever of the confidence it demonstrates on the part of the buying public Suffice it to say that this institution will never deviate by so much as a hair's breadth from the manufacturing principles which have brought about this unique and splendid tribute from the American people.

"in a small plot of ground, a few a fruitful Garden. Seeds Baby Chicks Grlswold's Garden Seeds are always tested and assure you best quality vegetables. You take no chances. Mixed strains, 13c each. Thoroughbreds, 15c each.

SUMMER FLOWERING BULBS DAHLIAS, beautiful bloomers from August to freezing weather special price, 10c each. GLADIOLAS, easy to grow; now is the time to plant them; special price, 40c to $1 a dozen. J. H. Markel B6849 Lincoln, Nebraska Street GRISWOLD SEED AND NURSERY COMPANY "Biggest Retail Seed Store in Nebraska." NORTHWEST CORNER OP TENTH AND STREETS Van Sickle Glass and Paint Co.

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