Quad-City Times from Davenport, Iowa • 72

Putting The Hex On Athletes The Strange World Of Brad Steiger to grow within the human, it is so great and powerful in its results that nothing can compare with it. It is only necessary to flash a picture into my mind, which alerts the UFO intelligences who monitor me, then flash another picture or combination of symbols covering the project I wish to From that point on, the miracle comes to pass. "My several hundred miracles are documented and on record. Should you balk at the thought of UFOs being involved in all of this, then be reminded that millions of human beings have seen UFOs." Ted Owens has said that his brain became "modified" the Si's one night in 1965 while he was living in Fort Worth, Tex. He and his daughter were driving in the country when a cigar-shaped UFO suddenly appeared and came floating toward their automo-l bile.

1 He can remember no space brother stepping out to declare himself, but he writes in his book, "How to Contact Space People," that "from-that day on, my life changed radically." back in February, Owens decided to cast a spell upon the Baltimore Colts, and charge $100,000 to unhex them. Now, was it Owens' fault that Johnny Unitias tore his Achilles' tendon, Tom Matte got appendicitis and Sam Havrilak sprained his ankle? Well, when a Philadelphia writer challenged Owens to 'prove you can do something' the PK man announced he would hex Tom Woodeshick of the Eagles, and within 15 minutes, Woodeshick was ejected from the game for fighting Shortly before 1971 football season, Owens told me he would remove Joe Namath for the season. And, whether by coincidence or not, poor Broadway Joe got racked up in a freak accident in a preseason exhibition game with the Detroit Lions. Thankfully, Ted assures me that he is far more interested in helping, rather than hurting, people, but sometimes he cannot resist a challenge. "It takes me only a few seconds or minutes to implant creative, helpful, healing psi force in a human," he says.

"Yet when this power begins Ted Owens, the contactee from Cape Charles, Va. who claims that he alone is the earth's principal intermediary for space intelligences, has become extremely controversial. In addition to claiming to do nice things like demolish hurricanes, end droughts, and rescuing villages from volcanic lava, Owens says that his "Si's" (Space Intelligences) can also do nasty things like mangling professional football players, sinking the boats of seal hunters, and threatening almost everybody who arouses his ire with "psychokinetic" vengeance. The May 3, 1970 issue of Sports Illustrated took official notice of Ted Owns in its People section: A WWim Value From Griggs if y- "Now I can do so many things I was tight away. Sometimrs they pass me by ahamed to do before like swimming and and then turn around and call me back, says Mrs.

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