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PAGE TWO THE UNION APPEAL, UNION, MISSISSIPPI, THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1971 With just a little more help from the government, there'll be a fortune to be made in poverty. Two is company- there're children, in which case two can be a mob. The man who supports two wives may not be a bigamist; it may just be that he has a married son. If a fellow is unhappy at home, he should try and find out if it's because his wife is married to a grouch. The sea contains enough salt to cover the United States with a layer one mile deep.

"Be somebody" is just as important now as it was when Abe Lincoln's mother said it to him. A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back. Middle age: When the products you bought with a lifetime guarantee begin to wear out. A harrassed mother of seven children was asked by a friend: "Well, Mary, what do you want your next one to be?" "A grandchild," she replied. Be Sure And Try This One Write your age, multiply by four add seven, multiply by 25, add day of birth, add 235, subtract 410.

If you work it correctly your age will be on the left, and the day of birth will be on the right. Way Heard de BY SHINE HAYS Brandon Fla. Here are some interesting questions about cities and states in the United States. Perhaps you and your friends can think of others and make a regular game of it. Anyway, here's a starter: How much does Columbus How much did Pittsburgh, How many eggs did New Orleans, What grass did Joplin, We call Minneapolis, Minn.

Have you seen Annapolis, Ann? If you can't tell the reason, perhaps Topeka, Sign in a cash-and-carry store: "The whole price down, and think of it nothing a week for the rest of your life. This is an age of tension. Almost everyone lives in the fear of bending or breaking an IBM card. There is a mentally retarded child born every five minutes. The horrible thing about the political campaigns is that both candidates may be right in what they say about each other.

If every automobile driver would use his brains, show reasonable courtesy to other drivers, and exercise his common sense, there would be no need for traffic rules because rules have to be used when brains aren't. A banker points out that $15 deposited in a bank in 1825 now amounts to $3,350. It's a shame that most people forgot to do this in 1825. Speaking of his wife, the weather forecaster said, "she speaks at a rate of about 150 words a minute, with gusts up to 190! There was a stunning young lady waitress in a fashionable club whose male members continually ask, and received from her a telephone number. Their moment of disillusionment comes when they ring the number and a pleasant voice responds: "Pest Control Service." It is difficult to understand why children, are too young to work under 16, but are old enough to drive a 3000-pound car at 70 miles per hour.

EVANS PAINT BODY SHOP Highway 492 West of Union We can handle all your insurance claims. FREE ESTIMATE Phone 774-8628 Wrecker Service under the direction of Clain-Hays Funeral Home, dieMr. Matthews died Sunday morning at the Neshoba County Hospital. He was a lifelong resident of the Mt. Carmel community, was a retired farmer and a member and deacon of the Mt.

Carmel Baptist Church. Survivors are his wife, Mrs. Charity Matthews; two daughters, Mrs. Audien Irons of Union and Mrs. Kathleen Mabry of Chunky; seven sons, Corris Matthews and Rudolph of Neshoba; Major Matthews of Houma, Louisiana; Archie Matthews of Marks; Ervine Matthews of Union; Lahoma Matthews of Greenwood and Clark Matthews of Samant, 37 grandchildren and 24 great grandchildren, Pallbearers were Arnold Clark, Carvall Clark and Herman Clark, J.

C. Johnson, Hulon Johnson and Costa Johnson. Services for Hugh Kelly dies at 91 Services were held Friday, March 12 at 2:00 p.m. from the First Baptist Church of Union for William Houston Kelly, 91, who was a member of that church. Internment followed in Union cemetery with Revs.

Ferrell Cork and Mark Killam officiating. Stephens Funeral Home was in charge of arrangements. He is survived by his wife, Mrs. Hugh Kelly of Union; one daughter, Mrs. Sarah Joe Dabbs of Quitman; one son, Raymond Kelly of Union; three grandchildren; 3 great grandchildren, He was a retired merchant.

Pallbearers were Leon Smith, Robert Carleton, H. C. Alexander, Lester White, Bascom Reagan and Bob Tillman. Miller service Last rites were held Thursday morning at 10:00, March 11 at First Baptist Church for Mrs. Addie Henry Miller, 91.

Burial followed in Union cemetery with Rev. Ferrell Cork officiating. Stephens Funeral Home was in charge of arrangements. She died March 9 at Lairds Hospital, She was a housewife and a member of the First Baptist Church. Survivors include one son, Ivey Miller of Union; four daughters, Ada Belle Cliburn of Neshoba, Mary Cliburn of Union, Mildred Sherwin of Gulfport and Francis French of Gulfport; 14 grandchildren; 20 great grandchildren; and 2 great great grandchildren, WIN COLOR TV'S---John Moore (center) and Davis Sharp (right) are shown receiving color television sets from Mr.

Ernie Broders, district manager of Dana manufacturers of Perfect Circle Products, for purchasing and selling the most Perfect Cir- (Continued From Page ONE) ropriations passed both chambers, with the largest being a $147 million funding for support of public schools. That appropriation includes the approximately $8.5 million estimated to give teachers a 10 percent pay raise, The pay raise bill is now on the Governor's desk and he is expected to sign it into law. The Senate voted to require new teachers to take a national teachers' exam in order to teach in Mississippi's public schools. The bill, which had already won House sanction, directs the State Board of Education to require all new teaching applicants to take either the National Teacher's Examination or an examination of achievement. The move was an effort to continue to upgrade the public school system.

In the House a plan to set up a state- wide insurance pool to allow schools to acquire badly- needed insurance of bafidings won' approval, The measure had previously won Senate adoption, and Brooks voted for the bill. All schools, whether public or private, will be covered by the proposal. The House also approved a bill setting assessments on soybeans at the mills, with the proceeds earmarked for soybean promotion on national and state levels. And the lower chamber sent to the Senate a bill which would give free college educations to children of lawmen and firemen killed in the line of duty. The measure had previously passed the Senate but included only the children of lawmen.

This was a deadline week being the last week a general bill could be reported out of committee. There remains three more weeks of this sess- ion. ACTIONS SB 1973: Provide for poultry plant inspection, PASSED HOUSE HB 1187: Remove tax for intrastate transportation. COMMITTEE SUBSTITUTE PASSED HOUSE HB 705: Provide monthly interest of 1 on credit The Man To See Is RALPH GERMANY SPECIAL! 1967 Chevrolet Biscayne, 4 door Sedan. A real bargain.

$745 LEE CHEVROLET 774-2551 Union, Miss. cle piston rings. Moore competed with some 200 garage owners to win the 1971 set. Because he purchased the products from Sharp, it automatically made Sharp a winner for selling the most rings. COMMITTEE HB 597: Providing a multiple line insurance company may combine with casualty.

PASSED SEN. COMMITTEE AS AMENDED SB 1626: Provide for accurate labeling of milk sold at retail. SENT TO GOVERNOR HB 161: Authorize counties to set up garbage disposal system. PASSED SENATE HB 2: Require annual report of domestic and foreign corporations. HOUSE CONCURRED INSEN, AMENDMENTS SB 1597: Provide increase in teachers' salaries.

SENT TO GOVERNOR HB 637: Governor may appoint employees of railroad to serve as policemen on railroad property. PASSED SENATE COMMITTEE AS AMENDED HB 641: Provide mechanics for voting for 18-year-olds and over. PASSED SENATE COMMITTEE AS AMENDED SB 1528: Provide any cause of action against a nonresident shall survive against a representative of such nonresident in event of death or inability to perform. PASSED H. COM.

AS AMENDED SB 1606: Provide for enforcement of natural gas pipeline safety standards. SIGNED BY GOVERNOR HB 112: Conform Code sections which allow one person to act as incorporator of a professional corporation. SIGNED BY GOVERNOR cards. PASSED SENATE CANDIDATES FOR OFFICE IN NEWTON AND NESHOBA CO. (The UNION APPEAL is authorized to list the following candidates for office in Newton and Neshoba Counties, subject to the open primary in October).

NEWTON COUNTY For Sheriff Hubert C. Valentine For Chancery Clerk Harold Webb For Circuit Clerk: Mrs. Mazie M. Smith Tax Assessor Marcus 0. 'Preacher' Horton Supervisor, Beat 2 Hulon W.

Harrison Justice of Peace, Beat 2 Hunter Bates Thurman Sharp Constable, Beat 2 E. E. (Ed) Smith Mason Alexander Supervisor, Beat 3 Hoye E. Pace NESHOBA COUNTY Supervisor, Beat 4 Edd Dickinson Rites for J.J. Matthews Funeral services for Joseph Joshua Matthews, 84, were held at 10 a.m, Tuesday from the Mt.

Carmel Baptist Church with Rev. Lynn Chesney, Rev. Ivor Clark and Rev. Russell Alexander officiating. Burial was in the church cemetery TIP of the WEEK A faucet that leaks one drop per second will waste 700 galIons of water a year.

Makes it worth repairing, doesn't it? When we install a Powermizer on your diesel tractor you'll get more power and save on total fuel. Ask us how it works. Union Thermogas PRODUCT mapco O'CONNA DRISKELL, Manager BEAT THE HEAT Have your room air conditioner expertly steam cleaned, new filter installed and put back in your window ready to go to work this summer. IN UNION TRADE AREA ONLY $19.50 SECOND UNIT PRICE Parts extra if needed Gardner's Electric Shop 110 Bank Street Phone 774-8321 Union, Mississippi Notice EFFECTIVE April 1, 1971 Our Parts And Service Department WILL BE CLOSED ALL DAY ON Saturday Sales Department and Office will continue to be open until 12:00 O'clock noon on Saturday Lee Chevrolet Co. Holds 30 12-ounce Bottles, plus sufficient ice for cooling FREE By DELUXE IGLOO ICE ($15.00 CHEST Value) Waffle Top for Extra Strength Beauty.

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