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SIX THE M0KN1NU CALL, THURSDAY, JANUARY. IT, 1921 THE MORNING CALL and MORNING HERALD HOUSANDTH PATENT nr. 17 1 ivti a ru arh Ii Hi" iV Die ixuTCH 1 direction of his Madison Garden and Tammany but it all shapes up very nicely and fits in very interestingly with the expectation In many circles for a considerable length of time that many of the principal old-time leaders of the party long ago set their minds on Al Smith, even tho they have not spoken their minds very plainly. Certainly there Is no city can take care of the convention in better way In every respect. And so great a Democratic stronghold would seem to deserve a convention at least once In half a century, none having been held there since 1868.

Shoe," "Bread un Sausage," etc. So songs ga'mahna niich on die Baur family was concerts gewwa hot in Guthsville 54 yohr tzurick. Ihr leading song war "Ich hab ga'draumt die on ner nacht wie alles. war gons Bhtill, etc." Der Milt. Freas shpielt "Kutztown" for en solo un der John Wetzel weist da; leit wel sio for alters koffee ga'-mahla.

hen. Die onnera lodges sin net bo sie sin nleh exclusive un conclusive. Die P. O. of A.

is mae stuck up. Sie hen ken blackschmit for "links" tzu maclia. Sie hen decide ihr "join-ins" fee Is $10 fom nagshda July ab. Die Ladies Auxiliary is im a healthy condition un for bissel gossipa halja sie alasa'bot en social. Die Grange-meet aw ift Guthsville un sie hen shon etliche prises gazoga mit ihra displays on da Allentown Fair.

Sie sin now om blawna for ihr nagshder display. SI meeta tzwa niol der monet for discussa was tzM blantza un raiaa for dio nagshd Fair, Winter redich, erdepple tin yudda kersha sin forg'schlaga. For priaes tzu tziega nembt's ebbes ous da ordinary. American navy, it was Franklin who persuaded the French government to equip Jones' squadron, of which the "Bon Homme Richard" was the flagship. And if shirt-sleeve diplomacy occasionally has come from the state department, it must be remembered that Franklin was the homespun diplomat at Versailles.

Indeed the results of Franklin's missions in France and England merit him the title of America's greatest diplomat. It was he who raised Cervantes" maxim, "Honesty is the best policy," from the Quixotics meaning it previously had in diplomacy, for Franklin was so honest In his intentions that he even (Communicated them to the known British "spy in his house at Passy. Not without reason did the British Ambassador complain that Franklin violated a-U of diplomacy. In addition to these connections with federal departments, another of Franklin's achievements which ultimately became established as a part of the department of agriculture was his founding, of the first weather bureau in the country. Another "first" that history gives to Franklin is the Initial suggestion for daylight saving.

Mention has been made of Franklin's connection with the founding of the American navy, but this is not his only claim upon, seafarers for remembrance, for he -is credited with first suggesting that oil poured upon the waters will still a tossing sea. Elsewhere among his papers are studies made of water-tight compartments, a principle he is said to have adapted from the Chinese. Der mail mon hot mil yusht en brief ga'brocht mit'ma schwartzer border. Es gebt 'mir immer so en glaner Ehock won so eh brief komt. Die ort brief sin immer leicht no-tic'a.

Well die notice war os der "Ephraim" g'shtova is. Der "Ephraim" war der: gross hawna os der Billy Wehr g'schwapt hot uf brodwersht un leyerweraht fom Rube Reinsmith un Son, Sie hen en post-mortum kalta un die. jury hot g'funna os sel tiodt kumma is fon indigestion. Der wexel fon kosht hot des aw ga'brocht un die feicht luft fom ordan hot ihm'a hoy-fevre da'zu gewwa. Der hawna, war ga'zehlt for die Guth reunion ow'r sie kenna als noch tzurick falla Uf da Mrs.

Ell Guth Ihr altie kluclc OBEDIAH GROUTHOMED. YEARS AGfrzT. P. J. Hannlgan was appointed assistant rector of the Churclj of the Holy Infancy, Bethlehem.

Hartman was appointed postmaster at Switzer, Lynn township, to succeed W. II. Hell, "resigned. E. E.

Itinn received the Elack Forest clock -which ho purchased in Chicago during the World's fair. Forest Hauser, of this city, and Miss Annie Jacoby, Upper Macungle, were married by Rev. A. J. G.

Dubbs. P. Delong and A. O. Relter, of this city, were elected to represent the Diagnothian Literary Society In a debate at F.

M. College. The Senior class of Muhlenberg elected these officers: President, A. Heyl; vice president, S. Miller; secretary, J.

NIckle; treasurer, M. Heinz. pital. Til members have done a lot of mending and sewing and have teen active In the collection of canned goods for the hospital. The hospital is run on the general plan of other hospitals.

Deserving charity cases are being treated free of charge. It is filling a long felt need in a busy and thriving industrial community. SERIES 0FMUS1CALES (Continued from Pag Five) zowsky and Sibelius and a Chopin fantastic were done with equal grace and facility and her sense of musical intelligence saturated and enriched her performance. Miss Kluth revealed a broad and round dramatic soprano that wan perhaps too heavy for the vacant hall but was rich in texture. Her use of her voice was commendably musi-cianly and her audience liked her greatly.

The Gounod's number from "The Queen of Sheba" was full of shading and fine diction. She also sang a group of songs by Seller, Rlhm and McFadden. Miss McHenry gave a number of readings in which she nhowed evidence -of her dramatic ability and Mr. Austin's work on the 'cello was a pleasurable experience. He is not a stranger to these -parts, having been in its time one of the Philadelphia's who played with the Lehigh Valley Symphony orchestra.

His touch Is KLINE'S KLINE'S The Greatest Coat ARION SOCIETY OPENS Little-Jack Iabbit VALLEY FORGE TROLLEY LINE NOT TO BE SOLD FOR SCRAP A number of newspapers recently published a news despatch from Phoenixville which stated that the bondholders' committee of the Phoenixville, Valley Forge and Stafford Electric company had decided it was best to buy in. the road and sell it for scrap. This Is. not correct. The road is not being offered for sale as scrap by either the officers of the company, the receivers or the bond holders' committee.

A dog with rabies bit a number of other dogs in the vicinity of Morgan-town and a quarantine against all canines will be established. ENTERS HAFF HOSPITAL Continued Jrom Vage Fire) cent there with a total of 1SG. This city was second with 48 while Cop-lay followed with close third at 47. Bath eent 36 as the fourth highest and Bethlehem was fifth with 33. Ce-menton, Catasauqua and Slatington each sent 30, Palmerton S3 and Egypt and TreichJer each IS while Walnut-port had 11.

The other towns follow: Laury's. Ormrod and Schnecksvlllo each Hokendauqua and 'Newport each BoWmanstown, Danlelsvillc, Orefleld, Philadelphia and Schoonersville each Fullerton, New Tripoli and Ironton each BaJ- lletsvllle, Berlinsville; Eagle Point, Nazareth, Nesquehoning, Pen Argyl, Petersville, Siatedale iand Weavers-villa 5 each: "Beersville, Bangor, Chapman's Quarry, Chester, S. Cherryviile, Delano, Easton, Emerald, Farmington, Guth's Station, Indianapolis, Kinderhook, T'riprsvU'ie. Kutztown, Lehlghton. Moorestown, Mauclr Chunk, Mechan-wlle.

New York City, Neff's, Phil-lipsburg, N. Rosemont, Rising Sun, Skinner's Eddy, Selple's Statirm, Somerville. N. Utica, N. Weiss-port and Cxford, N.

each one. Vp to this writing a total of $2904 has been received toward the maintenance of the hospital during 1924 ly the following manufacturing concerns in and -near Northampton: Mauser Milling Company, Whitehall Cement Manufacturing Company, Atlas Portland Cement Cfoplay Cement Manufacturing Company, Giant Portland Cement Co. and the Lawrence Portland Cement Co. ln addition to the above numerous b.jdl-viduals have contributed both money mutoriqls. The Ladles' Auxiliary "i piirphrtned supnlies and provided both the Thankgivlng and Christmas dinners for the patients at the hos- DAVID COR I.

of giants, but you're so small, maybe he didn't see you." "What are you doing on the road to By Lo Land?" asked the little Gnome, "Oh, just seeking, adventure," answered the bunny rabbit. "I saw the Dream Fairy on my way." "Let me tell you something," replied the Gnome, coming up close to Dapple Gray to whisper in the bunny boy's ear, "You don't say exclaimed the' little rabbit, and 'at once he urged his ponydown the mountain side. On 5ojx' friqtn my JHUt Pnym pearing a pile of rocks, -he stopped and hopped down to the ground. When, all of a sudden, out crawled a big black snake and asked: "Did the little Gnome of the Mountain tell you to corns to me?" "He did," answered Little Jack Rabbit although he was dreadfully frightened. He was doubtful whether a big Black Snake, with a long red tongue and wicked little eyes would be friendly or not.

And In tho next story I will tell you what the snake did. How to Get It For the Mere Nemtnal Cost ef Manufacture ma4 Distribution 3 98c (f Pre sent or mail to this paper three eoupess witk ninety-eight cents to cover cost of haatOiBg, packing, clerk lure, etc. MAIL Add for. Pesteoe: ORDERS withla 500 mile. 600 milte.

WILL 9s oreatir distance ask postmaster rate far 3 pounds. FILLED AH the old-time songs, dear; to the hearts of tho American people, will be found in this) auper-rolumo of tho melodic of day gone by. GALL COUPON On the Spur of the Moment BylloyK.Moulton Copyright 1923 Tou remember in' the last story a soft voice was singing as Little Jack Rabbit and Dapple -Gray reached By Lo Land on the top of a high mountain, round about which hung misty cloud When the sweet voice had finished the lullaby, the bunny boy saw the Dream Fairy of By Lo Land. "You have travelled indeed a lony, long way, Bunny boy on Dapplej Gray. This is the land of kind, sweet dreams Of the misty light of the pale moon gleams, And soft cloud curtains, all aglow.

Oh, this is the land of soft By Lo." "But I don't' want to sleep," said Little Jack Rabbit. "I always wait for Wee Willie Winkle from Dear Mother Goose Land, with his little white candle. He runs'from house to house, calling through the keyholei. "It's eight o'clock and time for bed, So, go to sleep, you sleepy head." "Oh, I know Wee Willie Winkle," answered the Dream Fairy, "but he orily-puts the children to sleep. I send- them pleasant dreams," and she faded away in the misty clouds.

Turning Dapple Gray around. Little Jack Rabbit, rode slowly down the mountain By and by, after a while, a Gnome' In a red cap and pointed, shoes, standing by a big rock. 'Hello," shouted the little man, causing Dapple Gray to stand up? right on his hind legs, startled, you know, by the tiny voice. "Don't frighten my little pony," begged tho bunny boy, "he isn't afraid Published dally In the Morning Call Building, Sixth and Linden Sta, Allen-town. by THE ALLENTOWN CALL PUBLISHING CO Directors Royal W.

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Churches. 72 Schools, "-Transportation Facilities Flvo steam roads. The -Valley Transit with its Sl nilv of track and excellent equipment give a splendid service to the entire community. The Transit Company's high speed line to Philadelphia la unexcelled In the United States. Industries-Silk, tractors and trucks, wire products, boots and shoes, lumber wood and paper boxes, cigars, cigar boxes, clothing, leather, mining machinery, aprons, beds, cement guns, flour, furniture, hardware, pumps, structural steel, umbrellas, automo-bile tires, and the center of the great cement industry, of Pennsylvania.

Communicate with the Allentown Chamber of Commerce." Colleges, 3 Preparatory School THOUQHT FOR TODAY It Is certainly of more conse. cjuenceto wan thai" he has learned to his passions In spite temptation; to be Just in his deahhgs. 'to be, temperate in his pleasures, to support him-: self with under his misfortunes, to- behave with prudence SU alt his affairs, and in every circumstance of life; I say, it is of much mora real advantage- to-Tiim to" Ve qualified thar to be'a master, of, all the; ax is a nd sciences In'Hh Whole-world besides. -vi Franklin. NEW YORK GOOD CITY FOR DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION Success Qt the Democratic delega-i tiop.

from New Tork in securing- the national convention "for their city nest June will bo welcomed pretty well nation-wide In party ranks, for this selection protases big" thlng3 politically and socially. It has taken the metropolis years to secure a convention for which, in many respects, It Is the logical city. Hitherto the geographical factor of middle western cities has prevailed with the Democratic national committee much as It has with the Republican committee, and Chicago has been especially favored, with an occasional jump east to Baltimore and another west to Frisco. This year both parties have deserted Chicago, the Republicans to Cleveland to get away from the nasty political mess Jn that city dIch threatened packing of the con- entlon ag3lnst President Coolldge ir.d the Democrats because thru Tex Ulckard's supplying big amusement nterprlses principles to the proposition of securing a national the bid of the California delegation was topped. It appears to have l.een a great stroke and perhaps a more Important one in the development of national politics than any one now can dream.

'V Certainly the selection New York Is going 5lve Al SiRltli additional prestige. In the greatest stronghold of the party In the country mid in the center of the party's neatest organization thor- innot help but be Influence upon delegates In favor of the Idol of that especially when those clal moments come in which Vchological Influences least reck-H upon begin to count. Ickard is civen great deal of ft. for. swinging ileal, the, YEARS A CO' John Goddes was severely injured when he fell while skating on the Lehigh; canal.

Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Bemaley, Rit-tersvllle, observed the golden annl- versary of hteir marriage. Harry S. Dcngler was presented with a bouquet of Salem Evangelical Sunday school of which he was superintendent.

The gift was In honor of his birthday anniversary. Miss Nettle O. Johnstonbaugh, of Bethlehem, and Romney C. Patterson, Glen Falls, N. Were married by Rev.

J. R. Stein. Miss Bessie Otto, of this city, was maid of honor. Mr.

and Mrs. Charles A. Wether-hold announced tho engagement of their niece, Miss Anna J. Long, 210 North Fifth and J. Hopkinson Land is, 909 North Second St.

delicate and his interpretations of Poppers "Harlequin," nis nrst nutu-iier. crave his audience the clue of tho many good things which came later from his bowing ana nngering mis group numbers contained a catlie.va, orintni rondo and sherzo. all In terpreted with a full understanding of Its requirements. The pianist, 'cellist ana soprano ap-in several trios, splendidly done, and Miss Eaver did come very good accompanying for' tho two in their individual appearences. The next number of the series will be the Musical Soire Association on January 81st at the same place.

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Macht yusht so fert, my lieva leit, un noh hohlt elch der shrief net, Guthsville hot 4 lodges, about a dutzent social clubs, en Ladies" Aid Society, en -Old Maids' Fraternity, en up-to-date Sundawg shule un en Larkin's Safe Club. Es town hot aw en chicken un waffle faktry un en public shule. Prof. Milt. Freas, principal.

Die shule is. net "condensed" ow'r cie teacha all die "ologies" fon hogology tzu da Modernist Theology. Was Guthsville noch brauch is en fire kumpany un en Trust Bank. "Won der Tordan wasser hot don ware en inglne un paar hunnert foos hosts alles was sle braucha. Alia gla shtettle hot heitichsdawgs en Bank un Guthsville hot plenty leit os en Bank om geh halta dehta, bardich en Trust bank os ihna trust, dade.

En ii net flel use won mer sie net usa kon for geld rou tziega. Die btiCua ihr geld fom Govern ment for nix un "good looks" "udder en ehlowie note sollt ga'nunk security sel for en loan. Now alns fon da active lodges in shtettle ia "The ancient Order Knights of the Mystic Chain." Des is en high-sounding nahma for en lodge. Des "Mystic Chain" loud sheer wie Ku Klux Klan. Die members sin die "links" in der kett un es halst sie nemma neia members so shtarrik os eie ihr aigner black-shmit halt for "links" tzu un die kett werd awJfong3 long un schware.

er Squire L. 11. Guth is floor walker for der Degree team un die onnera rrrmbers sin all, hochshtehenta leit ous der nochbershaft. Die lodge giawbt on "Round Table" talk mit plenty gud essa ufm "Table" un no hen sie en feast alia monet. On" so T'n sie die "Glee Club" for sio entertalna.

Der Milt. Freas is der Marvin Wetzel is on der piano; der Martin Laudenslager singt tenor un 4er shtorekeeper John Wetzel singt der bass. Sie singa nix wie up-to-date songs, so wie "Schnitze-zonk," "Fensamous wo wit du nous," "The Old Sam, Sam," "Schickle Listen, 1924, We'll believe this gagr once more. Hope" your press, stuff, has been true. We will give onie chance to you.

But we are skeptics hereabouts, And we somehow have our doubts. We're beset by anxious fears YouH be. just one of them years, Starting out to do your best. Ending up like all the rest. Be yourself.

We won't get sore. Pleased td meet you, 1024! May. "1 know a. bank not far away. It's there I'll go to get the don't worry, I'H do nothing rash.

Your confidence, my dear, is rank." Then efT she started for the bank. A little shy, iiot quite at ease, she "said, 'Td like 'this money please." The teller smiled and shook his head. "Your check is not endorsed," he said. "Oil dear, oh dear," cried lit-tie May, mean to say you cannot pay?" The teller grinned and softly sighed. "Welt not exactly." he replied.

"Your name, upon the check must show. It's just to let your husband know that you received the casb alright." May beamed with pleasure and delight; and on the check, with spirits gay, she wrote, "Your little sweetheart May." yours T. V. Pleased to meet yon, 1924! We havS heard of you before. -You've been touted quite awhile In a loud and hopeful style.

You're the year that's going; to be Bursting with prosperity. To you, speakers point with pride. You will give one grand joy-ride. Vhen we've worried, blue and glum And have squawked and hollered some. Optimist have mado thr roar; "Wait till 1924." A CHANCE TO GET INSPIRING OLD SONGS ''Leave me write the songs of a nation, and 1 care not who makes its laws," said a wise philosopher who had observed the great influence of of song upon humanity.

It was a genius who first conceived the Idea of getting everybody to sing during war times. How that practice aroused and united men in the camps and men and women back at home! It was one of the great factors in the development of a morale that made the nation unbeatable. It is an achievement worth any one's effort to keep the nation happy, Interested, enthused, hopeful by directing it again, this time under the conditions of peace. In chorus singing. Everybody knows how magical Is the influence of group singing; how the.

most formal gathering or how the moat illy assorted assemblage of people warm up and become friendly and human under the Influence of singing. It may be very poor music that is produced but it win be a very good effect that ia pro-, duced nevertheless. And in the creation of this spirit there is nothing more helpful than the old songs, the well-known songs which have come down thru the years and have been sung by generations because of their great' appeal. Most everybody knows them in part at ,1 The Morning Call feels, that it is a splendid service in being able at this tJSEs prese.n alvolume of old songs, those heart-throbbing spaks which were compiled most carefully by a man who has made a more thoro study than any man on this matter appealing songs and literature. It is a book that is going to make every family better and happier if steadily em.

ployedv It is going to be one of the greatest 'treasures," tha families hays eve? possessed -themselves of, APPRECIATION OF FRANKLIN i GROWS rVfTH THE YEARS Today Is the J31Sth anniversary of. the birth, of Franklin, a character w-hc-V strangely enough gathws incraelnit fame as the years go on and the vast value of his creative mind upon the early life of the nation is appreciated more to gether with an appreciation of the perennial value 'of 4 his practical philosophy. As the nation grows older it grows wiser and more and more it appreciates the wisdom of one of the safest of men. Usually men are referred to by tho name of the line of activity in which they have most distinguished themselves. Thus some are termed statesmen, some surgeons, some philosophers, some poets.

Some men shine In two activities 'and to them is accorded a hyphenated description such as soldier-statesman, phllosph-er-diplomatist, or what not. But with Franklin there was such activity and versatility and brilliancy that more than a- 'dozen appelatlons might be used with equal force. The people as individuals and as groups have drawn much from the pure well-spring of this man's ideas and Institutions. He was first. in Just about everything, for the University of Pennsylvania him as founder, so does the American Philosophical Society, and many other Institutions.

He organized the first fire department in America, the first system of street cleaning and lighting and police department. He might be regarded as the father of modern municipal improvements. His achievements as diplomat and statesmen have been so frequently referred to that it is unnecessary here. Less has been said of his influence upon the organization of the government of this country and the practical workings of its departments. Of interest to the Treasury Department is the fact that in France the first of America's liberty loans" was raised by Franklin.

The traditions of another, the largest business organization of the begin with Franklin as the first Postmaster General. If John Paul Jones Is as the founder of the Come to Kline's for Real Values in Children's Coats Marked Now at 3.98, 4.98, 5.98, 6.98, 7.98 and 9.98 Quality and style talk when you Jook at these garments. They are just real good coats, fur trimmed and worth buying. There are all sizes here, 2 to 14 rears. You'll be sure to find something to suit your taste and purse.

3oys' Overcoats at Closing Out Prices of 3.98, 4.98, 5.98, C.98 and 7.98 Parents, this is a bargain opportunity that you do not want to miss, if economy Is your watchword. Boys' Close and 4.11 wool Suits in Jersey quality and these THE MORNING Heart Songs SCIENCE AND INVENTION BABY PUZZLE G. K. Perpflunk, inventor of noiseless gunpowder, has devised a mask which fits over a baby's face somewhat like a dog muzzle. When the baby cries at night the muzzle puts the silencer on the tones.

Guaranteed not to smother the infant. Perpflunk claims he has received 17,363 advance orders from people who live next door to families with infants, "Calling some men "presidential possibilities" is another proof that there is nothing impossible in this world. CONFESSIONS OF A CYNIC I have one pet, a version in the way of human beings and he ia the man who calls tne up and asks me how I liked the present he gave me. I don't think the recent year was the best we ever had tor the worst. I am beginning to think they are ail about alike.

I ar. glad I do not live in Germany, for if I did I would have to serve my turn as chancellor, I see by the papers that Spain is rushing preparations for the next war, and I am wondering who Spain plans to whip this time. I notice that a scientist says that noise always ruins etficiency, but it has always been my impression that efficiency is composed of noise and very little else. I do not think that real civilization will -advance very much until hand-knitted necktie are thoroughly and permanently abolished. NEWS OF OUR VILLAGE The gentleman who painted the outside of a nursing bottle white so as to give it the appearance of containing milk and wheeled it home In a baby cab got away with it the first time, but when he wheeled the cab down town three or four times a day he spilled the beans." There is an amateur astronomer who has a telescope about three feet long, and he got away with this gag until one night when he went out to gaze at the stars and the neighbors noted that he raised the telescope to his month instead of to his right eye.

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at Shaker flannels blenched, yd. at 19c. S3 inch outing f.ght and grey striped yd. at 25c. Canton flannel bleached and unbleached, yd.

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