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EXMESS end NEWS Salurdoy, Ott. 21, 1967 MCE 11-N By TV SCOUT BEST BET No selection tonight. (Ch. 5) Ralph and Norton try their hand at matchmaking when "The Honeymooners" com back to The Jackie Gleason Show. The funny situation comes about when Aunt Ethel visits the Kramdens just as they arc about to take a vacation.

Ralph has to get rid of her, and not one to take the simpler routes, he decides to fflarry her off. Doro Merandi plays the unwelcome lady with David Burns as the neighborhood butcher whom Ralph decides is good wedding fodder. (OMJ-Maya tonight concerns ilself with ivory poachers who have taken a shot at the pet elephant. The whole program is best summed up by Raji's second act comment: "But she has no tusks. Why would they shoot her? 1 Good question.

J-8 (Ch. J) America's Crisis "Marked for Failure" deals with the state of education in America today examining the profound handicaps to learning that affect children depressed areas. Special attention is given to education in New York's Harlem section, illuminating the reasons why these children are kept out of the Cultural and ultimately the Here Are Saturday Night's Television Highlights i mainstream of society. (Ch.77- The charm of My Three Sous seem to be that the characters have become so familiar the well worn plots really don't make any difference. This one has been told in every young married story ever written.

It's anniversary time (one month) and Katie wants to buy Robbie a good present. She gets a part time job to earn the money which turns into an embarrassing situation when he learns of it. (Ch. 4) On the other hand, there is always something new about Get Smart. Max tries to emulate Humphrey Bogart when he opens his own private eye agency.

He is forced into this when an economy cut hits CONTROL. Would you believe his first customers are KAOS agents, and their mission for him is the same mission he's working on for CONTROL. The question now is can he work both jobs and if so, who succeeds? Barry Kroeger and Phil Roth are the bad guys with Buddy. Hackett walking through. (Ch.

5) How Hogan wheedles information out of CoL Klink is a highlight of Hogan's Heroes. The news he gets is that a top Swedish scientist is coming to the camp with a formula that should end the war. Actually, the scientist is not as inter Notable Names ACROSS I Actor Tryou 12 Mariner's direction ISTorpor.MI.) 14 15 Certain railways (roil.) 16 Petty n-wiu (music) Nasal optninj 20 Peruvian nwunuini 21 Before 22Makei misti 24 Feminine STRoU flax J9Haj. .40 Roman eraperor 41 Moccasin 42 Bottom! of feet 45 Acquire 19 Supports under railroad rails 51 Ship's record. 52 Dismounted or disembarked 53 Skin affliction Uncle Tom's favorite 55 Hardy heroine 56 Egyptian Aniwir to Privfaut Fault MUMMII UlfM 4 MSI goddess 57 Low 1 27 Defraud a Trigonometric Inaction indu haunt 1 Adolescent 2 Capital o( Norway SDapafchbtirtr 24Vipln 25 African sewm 2e Western cattlt 27 Mocked 28 Individual! 6 Talisman 7 Once existed 8 Eschews Seined, a a story 10 Nautical lerm 11 Promontory I7RootvecetibIi 19 Inclination 23 Puts amuck certain kHaen Herb 5 Pueblo Snoshonein Indian finest 33 Tanning material 38 Argumentative treatiw 40 Arboreftl'homel 41 Begone! Id tearing 44 Girl's ippelhHon 4oIUQlan painter BEAUTIFUL BAIT--Doris Singleton is the bait Bob Crane uses to lure chemical wizard to defect to the Allies on "Hogan's Heroes," Saturday at 8 on Ch.

5. Actor, Elcbard 50 Oriental porp ested in giving the formula to the Germans as he is in ending the war, which starts Hogan on a campaign to win over to the Allied side. It looks 'hopeless until the man's Achilles heel is discovered: girt. (Ch. 4) Robert Mitchum plays a humorous, modem day Moses in "Mister Moses" on Saturday Night at the Movies.

Stranded in Africa, he is in turn conned into leading a native tribe to new lands. The group look on him as a god after he puts on a magic display that includes burning a bush. Alexander Knox and Carrol Baker are featured as a missionary- and daughter. (Ch. 5) Petticoat Junction has a pretty funny premise for its current marital problems.

Floyd decides to get married too.JBut he's a little dollar shy and asks Steve if he can "please, please" share his wedding. Making it a double affair isn't bad enough, Floyd also realizes he hasn't enough money for a honeymoon and Steve agrees to share that too. pnO 2, "IRON HORSE." DRAMATIC WESTERN Wdv.) (Ch. 12) A group of mountain men on Iron Horse, doesn't lake kindly to the arrival of a band of French monks who intend setting up vineyards. The tnoun- a i whose living is trapping, are afraid that hillsides given over to grape arbors will push out the game.

They intend to drive out the religious group by any means necessary. MO (Ch. 17" Who will be "TEENA the teen-ager of the year Uvt must b. 0 HUH Wool iTWKnt, tannin onO yrerj if hovi strong intemt In Ictthlcni ontf tin quality flf a 120 VFIIita SlreeT BY JOSKE'S OF TWAJ USTEN TO KISA HADIO FOR DEIAILSI moves a bit slowly for the first 20 minutes but stay with it and get better. He cons himself into a case for a pretty young lady who is looking for her missing boy friend.

Why, is a question since he tries to WJl her in the opening. Anyway, Mannix gets on the man's, trail and after getting knocked on the head and picked up by police who suspect of murder, he discovers that he has become marked for murder himself and has to fast step to avoid it, 31-12 (Ch. HT- The Alan Bui-He Show Guests are The Lady Birds, five young ladies who perform as the world's first and only topless band, a Mrs. Isabelle Walsh Evans, former alcoholic who is author of a book titled "Sex, Sugar and Sanity" Note: The Lady Birds are not topless on the show. (Ch.

S) Project Terror feature is "The Awful Dr. Orloff," starring Howard Vernon, Diana Larys. Insane surgeon aided by monstrous near-robot kidnaps and disfigures women in vain at- templs to restore appearance of his horribly disfigured wife. (1M4) (Ch. Late Satir- day Nigfct Movie feature is "Bull Whip," starring Guy Madison, Rhonda Fleming, James Griffith, Dan Beddow, Peter Adams.

Man, about to be hanged on a fake murder charge, earns his freedom through a forced marriage to control a trading firm, 10:40 (Ch. HUt centa- ry Theater feature is "The Mississippi Gambler," starr- i Tyrone Power, Julie Adams, Ron Randell, John Jfclntire. Adventures and loves of a handsome riverboat gambler who decides to build an honest gambling house in New Orleans. (M53) Midnight (Ch7 U) Tie late Show feature is "Mystery Submarine," starring Mac- donaJd Carey, Marta Toren, Robert Douglas and Bruce Morgan. U.S.

Navy intelligence officer, on trail of mysterious U-boat hidden in South A i a masquerades as ex-German medical officer. With aid of woman, he rescues kidnapped scientist and helps in destruction of submarine. (1J51) COME VISIT WITH SEARS CENTRAL PARK see the new store on TV SUNDAY 3 P.M. in color THE ALAN BURKE SHOW Tonighfi Gucitj lady Birdi, five young who together perform ai the world's first and only TOPIESS hand. TM form" alcoholic It th.

author of a book tilled "Sex, Sugar and Sonify." TONIGHT AT 10 P.M. TIL MIDNIGHT.