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THEY'LL DO tl EVERY TIME By JIMMY ME METAL, PLATE ON THE OFFICE DOOR-PEOPLE PUSHED EVERY PLACE ELSE BUT-- So A KINS-SIZE METAL GUARD' WAS PUT FOLKS STILL PUSH ANYPLACE ELSE Easter Dawn Services Held On Hawkes'Hill Record, The Stroudsburgs, Pa. April BAHTONSVILLE a dawn services, commemorating the Resurrection ot Jesus Christ were held atop Hawkes'''Hill with 175 persons attending. The service opened with the singing of 'Come ye faithful, raise the strain of gladness; God haUi Jrought His Israel into joy from sadness; "Tis (he spring of souls today; Christ hath burst His pri- son, And from three days' sleep in death, As a sun hath risen." Tne Rev. Robert T. Zuch, pas- tor of the Hamilton Lutheran par- ish delivered the joyous Eastef message, "He Is Risen." Hans Rolfls, violinist, played "Melody" and "Ruslle of Spring," accompanied at the piano by Hans Buedicker.

Joanne Dunbar and a FraUcy presented clarinet due is, "Lead Me To Calvary" and 'He Lives." "I Know That My Redeemer Dear Abby Never! DEAR ABBY: We had a discus- sion about Ihe lelter in your co- lumn from "Neighbor Lady" who nolicou, while cleaning her Vene- lian blinds, (hat a high couple stood out in Iremt of her house (or ati hour looking into each other's eyes, holding hands and acting so in love right there on the sidewalk. She asked if she should tell that girl's mother be- cause that's the way trouble starts. And you gave her one of your smart aleek answers like, "You nuisl have the cleanest Ve- netian blinds in town. Now go to on your mind." Abby, I think you were wrong. You should have told her lo tell the Eirl's mother.

That IS the way trouble starls with those y- erazy girls. Please retract your answer. ANOTHER NEIGHBOR LADY HEAU ANOTHER LADY: Sor- ry, but I can't relraci jny answer. Just what did YOU do in hjgll school that makes you suspicious at every teen age girl who holds hands with a boy, and In the open yet? DEAR ABBY: I've been mar- ried for four months I'm 44 and my wife is 40. She insists on doing her housework in her nightgown.

I think she ought to put on some clothes, especially to hang Ihc laundry on the line. She says it Ls old-fashioned and I say I don't care If it is. What is your opinion? HOUSTON TV Highlights "THE DICK Powell Show" has been renewed lor the 1962-63 sea- son on NBC-TV in a new Tuesday night time period starting Sept. 10:30. Powell will again be host of the program and will utar in 10 productions.

Expected to be starring in some of the pro- grams are: Rita Huyworth, Carolyn Jones, Joan Fontaine. Tuesday Weld, June Allyson, Charles Boyer, Mickey Rooney and others. Carroll Baker and Bennett Cerf are guest celebrities on "Pass- word" with Alien Ludden from to 8:30 on Chs. 2 and 10. "The Festival of Performing Arts" on Channel 5 presents George London with the Festival Concert Orchestra in selections from Mozart, Wagner, Mou.ssors- sky, Berlioz, Gounod and Verdi.

The program starts at 8. WFIL-TV Channel 6, presents a special halt-hour program An American" featuring an address hy F. B. I. chlel J.

Edgar Hoover. In his address, Hoover recalls and emphasizes many of the key events and principles that-contri- buted to America's greatness. 8:30 to 9. John Ireland and Ernest Tnicx star In "The Matched Pearl," a drama In three people swindle one Knottier twice by working the old shell game on "Al- fred Hitchcock Presents," Chs. 3 and 4 from 8:30 to 9.

Kccimn Wyim is guest starring on "The lied Skclton Show" from 9 to 9:30 on Chs, 2 and 10. Red portrays George Applcby in "How To Fail in Business Without Real- ly Trying." Mnmlo Van Dorcn portrays a hurlescrue queen Penny Nichols, who hires corporation lawyer Mike Kcolt (Dick Poivcll) to defend her in a court suit, in "No Strings At- tached," a comedy on tonight's "Dick Powell Show" from 9 lo 10 on Chs. 3 and -I. Aunt Liwy (Kola Slum-) ac- quires a suitor who is interested in her hank halnnce on "Ichabod and Me" from 9:30 lo 10 on Chs. 2 and 10.

J. 1'al O'Mnlley guest stars, Klltx-ii I-'nrrolI, Metropolitan Oprra soprano, and comedienne tiirnl nurnelt will higlilicht "The C.arry Moore Show" with their duet of the Miles classic "A Good Man Is Hard To Find." In addi- tion, Bob Williams and his unpre- dictable dog are guests on to- night's program. Chs. 2 and 10 from 10 to 11. "Britain: Ally on Ihc Verge" is Ihe tide of "Close-Up!" on Chan- nel 7 from 10 lo 11.

This is study of our No. 1 ally ns she makes her most important politi- cal, economic, and military de- cisions in a thousand years. Helen Jran Rogers is Ihe producer-re- porter-writer for this program. Many ot Britain's leaders--plus many of her private and diverse citizens--will appear in Ihc hour- long documentary. (Also on Ch.

6, il baseball Is rained out). Hurl tanr-ailer, O.sslc and Iludy Deo are among Mike Wallace's guests on Channel 5'a PM. From 11:10 to 12:40, Harjorln Ixird, Soupy Sales, Al- bie Pearson and Jimmy Uodgers nre guests on "Tonlrjhl" wilh Bob Cunimings, 11:15 to 1 n. jAdvertise In The Dally Record Mathematics Problem (One In a scries of mathe- matics problems ottered the Mathematics Teachers Council. The o- blem Is typical ot the ones (o bo used In he 8 losllo Mathematics Tou a Wednesday, May 2, at Enst Stroudsburg Senior Junior High School).

Today's Problem The following problem involves many principles studied in plane geometry. The student should verify the truth of all ideas which might occur to him in (so solving) the problem, and not assume the truth because a diagram or sketch makes it appear to be true for that particular case. "A gear wheel is broken and Ihe largest piece remaining is less than a semi-circle. To replace the wheel, it is necessary to determine Ihe diameter ol the original wheel. The longest chord (AB) is mea- sured on the broken wheel and found lo be 16 inches.

The per- pendicular distance from Ihe cen- ter (D) of the chord AB to the circle (gear wheel) is measured as 5 inches. Find the diameter of the gear wheel." Answer tomorrow. SOLUTION TO YESTERDAY'S PROBLEM It Ls first assumed Ihat (here are essentially two unknowns in Ihe problem, namely, Raymond's age and Joyce's age. It is con- venient to allow a letter to stand for this unknown facl, and in this problem could represent Ray- mond's present age and could represent Joyce's present age. Now we analyze the problem in search of two equations since we arc using two unknowns.

We soon discover that the first sentence will be our first equation, and the second sentence will be our se- cond equation. What two things are equal in Ihc first sentence? "II I were tlirce-fifths as old as I am" can he represented by three-fifths "and Joyce were only three quarters as old as she is" can be represenled by three- fourths J. "We would be three older together lhan I am alone" indicates Ihat il we add three-fifths and three-fourths together the sum will be 3 more than (I am alone). To make a statement of equality, however, we cannot add 3 to three-fifths plus three-fourths but rather, subtract it. We now have a state- ment on the left of Ihe equal sign (thrce-Iiflhs plus three-fourths minus 3) which is equal lo R.

Tic second sentence is analyzed In the same manner resulting in two-fifthsR and one-halfj repre- senting ihe 2 individual's ages and now their sum is 3 less than (3 years younger). Hence, to make a statement on the left of the sign which will equal we must add the 3, or obtain Iwo-fLfthsR plus one-halfj plus 3. This, then, is equal lo R. Now lhe.se (wo equations are soKvd for and Ihe result 15 obtained. Liveth" was sung by Mrs, Robert Beehler.

Bruce Hartman sang "The Holy City:" Their accom- panist was Mrs. Floyd Cyphers, pianist for the service. Bulletins for Iho service were donated by Mrs. a Hawkes nnd Mrs. Ann Hawkes Hutton.

Ushers lyere James Possinger, John Field, Barry Bond and Wayne Bond. The offering will be used for Lutheran World Action. This was the 21st year that the Easter Dawn service was spon- sored by the Crusaders of St. John's Lutheran Sunday School. Lancastf Cattle I.ANCASTKll.

I'll. A I Cilllc clink-c nnd i i i slaughter 30.00-35.00. Rood and tbolcfi foeddr ylccrs 23.50,'Jfl.OO i-iiMpr and i 18.50-18.00. i i commercial hulls 10.75-22.50. Calves 450: Kooil nnd eliotce vealcrs 30.00- 30.00, (-holeo anrt iirlmc SD.00-4100 Today's Television Program NEW VOKR--PHILADELPHIA UIIANNKLS DEAR HOUSTON: I say she should put on a house dress every morning.

Slobblshnes I ''old-fashioned 1 in modern living, loo. DEAR ABBY: When a father dies, and the mother is not able to pay for the funeral, which ot their children should pay for the burial? Is it the duty of Hie sons or Hit migblpi-s? DEEP IN DOUBT DEAR DEEP: Each son and daughter should contribute ac- cordlhg to his or hPr capabilities, for Die deceased was (he lather of all of thorn, DEAR ABBY: You are mis- taken. Pizza is NOT pie. It Is bread. And no one eaLs pizza with a knile and fork An Italian would no more think of eating pizza with a fork than a Mexican would think'of eating tacos with a fork.

Thank you. DIANE Stop worrying. Let Abby help you with that problem. For a per- sonal reply, enclose a stamped, sell-addressed envelope. For Abby's booklet, "How To Have A Lovely Wedding," send 50e to Abby, Box 3365, Bevertv Hills, Calif.

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ncliflon LAFF-A-DAY "You're our milkman because we atill owe our old milkman." DAGVVOOD, VE TREATS VOU MISEPMBL.V OVER THE VEARS, HAVENY I HE SAID THE REAL MR. BRUSH WAS COMPLETELV BALD. OKAV, MAKE THE CORRBCTlOrJ. JUNIOR. THEN TAKE IT BACK TO SPAGRONIEFORA RNAL OKAY.

THE CHIEF WANTS IT K3R TOMORROW'S BULLETIN. MR. SPAGRONI6, THE WIO- THE SKETCH WITH THE EXCEPTION OP THE HAIR. CHAPLAlKJ, THEY TREAT MS LIKE A CHILD COM'T LET THAT STOP YOU, BOV ALBXAMPER TUB SREAT WAS ONLV YOUR A65 He THE WHOLE BUT V.DULPNT I SET IM TROUgLB? MY HOME MISS BEA7LV; EQQNOWCS THESE MASHED GIRLS POTATOES ARE MADE LIKE J. WHAT DO II WHIP THEM, you MISS SUGGEST? WHIP KEEP HEtl I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

1 TRIED IT OUT ONCH SPEEDOMETER WHAT5 TH FASTEST THIS WKOWOULPPREAM THftTTHISISWRTOF INS? GO SEE WHAT HE'S MOP1M 1 ABOUT, WOMAN NOTHIN I WUZ OKT THINKIN' WHAT A WHOPPER OF ft. SLINGSHOT I COULD MftKe, NOUNG-UNS I'M WORRIED ABOUT LEETLE JUSHAID, PAW HE'S BEEN SETTIN' OUT YONDER ON THAT HOLLER LOG VOU SAW TOE WfTCKMAN POtUT OUT THAT TARGcT? YES, BUT IT WAS TOO vou ARE -me PRINCE OF WAMBESI. WHY 1-WHO'O BELIEVE DIDN'T YOU ME? TELL THEM? LADV NURSE AND DCCTOR.V1EN STIl(- UNHARMEC--BUT THEY TRIAL AW-HOrV COME ON. DON'T TURN SQUARE AS GET INTO THE A A SWINSOF TH1NSS' HERB, YOU IL GIVE OUR CHAMP-- I DEMONSTRATION SOME PUNCH.