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DO IT EVEHY TIME $'HAPPV BOTTHDAY TO YOU-HAPPY BOmiQAYTOYOU- I HAPPY BOITHDAY, VAXINA POPGOIDLE, HAPPY B01THOAY TO AWRIGHll 80YS-THE PAPPV 80ITHDAV BIT-HIT IT- SHEAltfT HERE? SHE WENT OUT- THE BIG MOMENT AT THE EAT-OUT, AND THE BIRTHDAY 6AL HAS AMBLED SUwtAHOAUATLO to STEVE CHANTlCLEfc, Dear Abby Today's Television Program The Male Angle! Dear Abby: The worst thing that can happen to a guy is to be born before his sister. I am 16 and my sister is 14 and my par- ents won't let me get a date for anything until my sister has a date. she doesn't get one, I have to take her. They say, "Just take her there and she will make her own good time." It never happens that way. I have to dance every dance with her and it's no fun for me.

What should I do? I can't say I don't (eel good agata as I have used up that ex- cuse already. STOCK WITH MY SISTER Dear Stuck: "Your parents muy mean well but they are being very unfair to you. This sounds like a mother's Idea. Appeal fo your father. Dear Abbyi Our daughter (24) wants to marry a divorced man 129).

He is Protestant and so are we. No children are involved. I have met him and believe, if given half a chance, he would make a good husband for our daughter. The big problem is my wife. She doesn't know him and doesn't want to know him.

All she knows is that he is a divorced man and that makes him no good. 1 am interested only in why he and his first wife were divorced, whether he would treat our daugh- ter with respect and support her, and for my part that is good enough. These young people Jove each other. I have investigated him at his place of work and they speak very well of him. He looks like a gentleman and acts like one.

How can I convince my wife to give him a chance? She thinks il's a case of one man sticking up for another. TV Highlights "JULIE AND CAROL at Carnegie Hall," an hour-long music and comedy special starring Julie and Onrol Burnett will be presented on the CBS Television Network, Monday. June 11. The program was taped this week, it was written by Mike Nichols, of the comedy team of Nichols and May, with special material by Ken Welch. Miss Andrews and Miss Burnett will he featured as solo jongsterfl and together In comedy and production numbers.

from 9:30 to 10, a firm for "Oh; Those Bells" premieres tonight on. Chs. 2 and 10 from 7:30 to 8. The new slapstick comedy series stars the Were Brothers ai the Bell Brothers, In tonight's story the Bells pick up an old rocket to be used as a theatrical prop, It's the beginning of their troubles. On "Frontier Circus" which follows from 8 to 9, Mickey Rooney gUMt stars ai a clown.

Skip Young, as Wally, finds himself In debt and his frater- nity brothers decide to help him on "Ozzle and Harriet" from 7:30 to 8 on Chs. 6 and 7. Next, on 'The Donna Seed Show" from 8 to 8:30, Donna and Alex visit friends In the country and become lous of the rural way of life. Pat Breslln guest stars. Peplno Tony Martinez) be- comes a citizen, despite help from Grandpa on "The Real Mc- Coys" from 8:30 to 9.

Eve Ar- clen guest stars on "My Three HS an actress-writer who befriends Chip's dog, Tramp, when he Is lost on a train. 9 to 9:30, Chs. 6 and 7. Horses, husbands, moonshine and civic clubs share the atten- tion of Groucho, Patty Harmon and their guests on "Tell It To Groucho" from 9 to 9:30 Chs. 2 and 10.

On "The Gertrude Berg Show" Sarah takes Justice when she insists that the college library has wrongly ac- cused her not i a long-overdue book. From 10 lo 10:30 CBS Re- ports: "Barry Golfiwntc.r--The View From the Right," A hard look at one of the most articu- late and best known spokesmen for the conservative view In America, exploring his beliefs and convictions, will be pre- sented on this filmed and a program. Eric Snvereid will be reporter. The weather--fair, stormy, snowy and halmy--will he sere- naded on "Sing Along With Mitch" tonight from 10 to 11 on Chs. 3 and 4.

Leslie and Gloria Lambert arc guc.st soloists, Some of the songs are: "Let a Smile Be Your Umbrolla," "June Is Bustin' Out All Over," "It's A Good Day," "Singing in the Rain," "Juno in January," "Winter Wondeflnnd" and "Tho Breeze and .1." Olivia I)o Hnvillond a gubst on "The Jack Panr Show" to- night, Hugh Downs is host. 11:15 to 1, Chs. 3 and 4. Fined In Explosion JOHANNKSBURG, South (AP)--Fines totaling 235 pounds have been imposed on a mining company and four of its officials ai a result of the Coal- brook roal mine explosion in Jan- uary thai kilU-d -137 ail victims wcro AM- World Day Of Prayer At Dear Dad: Dear Old Supermom both wrong and presumptous this case. A divorce doesn' 1 lackcn a man'H charocter anj more than bachelor-hood purifies I.

And a 2-4 -yea r-old woman kesn't nerd Mom's approval for i "chance" at marriage. Dear Abby: This is from a heart broken 14-year-old girl. My moth is 37 and very pretty. My dad 39 and a wondc rful fa (her my mother has been ask tig me to tell some lies to my ather for her. Like where she is if he telephones and she Is not a lome.

I think she is not being rue to my father. 1 cry at nigh over this because I don't want ou family broken up, Abby. VVha can I do to keep (hem together Nobody listens to children. HEART-BROKEN Dear Heart-Broken: Some peo- ple DO llsirn to children and per liarw mother ivlll If you tcl her ivhnl's on ynur mind. qur fitly "from (Tin mouths Iwbns 11 can como some tlniclv ad vice.

Stilt worrying about (he sarrw old problem? Write to Abby, fo i personal Enclose a itamped, self-addressed envelope For Abby's booklet, "How Have A Lovely Woddinp," send 5C cents to Abby, Box 3365, Beverly Hills, Calif. NEWFOUNDLAND Service through contributions Is the note of (he World Day of Prayer Service, to be held this year Hi the Moravian church at 2 p.m. on Friday under the leadership of Mrs. Grace Lindenmuth. Portions the money contribu- ted during the service will be used In the support of twelve colleges in Africa, India, Pakistan, Japan, Korea, Hong Kong, and Taiwan.

Attractive magazines and books will be sent to lands where there is little for children, youth and adults to read. Migratory laborers in our country wilt benefit from the contributions. American In- dians will receive helpful training. Aid will be given in leadership in churches and communities in tran- sition. Prayer and service will go hand in hand at Friday's service, each part of this special day for Christians around the world F-verj' 0 Is Invited to attend the service Rt the Moravian Church on Friday.

Members of the La An na, South Sterling and Hemlock Grove Methodist Churches i 1 participale in this union service Treasury Balance WASHINGTON AP)-- The cash position of the treasury March 2: Balance 22 Deposits $60,875,659,396.53 Withdrawals $71.586,531,819.92 Total deht $297,578,612,608. 50. Gold assets $16,789,393.583.15 (X) Includes 436,983,112.40 deht not subject to statutory limit. HEALTH CAPSULES Slicliacl A. Pftli, M.I).

PERCENT OP A POC- TOB'S PBACTICE MAPE UP OF PATIENTS WHOSE MAIN TBOUBUE IB ot NBnvOUS OR EMOTIONAL ORIGIN? UP TO HALF Of AN AVER- AGE POCTOR'S PRACTICE, SOME POCTORS HAVE UP TO Hit DAD Your Horoscope By FRANCIS DKAKE Thursday, Marri 8, JMZ March Zl April -JO (Ariel) wait ti a ullierb a otny. or a a i i or oilier delti HK 1KB. I I should acL our own itiillativt! i uon Letel.v iiiu alone at times. A i 21 to Mny tl i i i A under mixed Jirogressive i day issues and a domestic r( I I I dll fit-nit mat (ere. JelniU effectively.

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down- Iwn. Thli ran rnnily 1 reiuoilicil l.r rnur i Inti'Mlpen nml fllwrrrnin'iil hiln a hi i much In drmnn vnu rjiti moil otnniple a a rnrnnkfrlv fresh npprone nif'ttind. So Irt and othr rlflwn 1r In a rornor! Yfti Xnillnrnl nxndfn rlillonopTi nffivtlon, 1nrp of tfin of 'nix! ftrnl rf ni Ulllt i i i i i i i fviir rviiipnlliy. Cyd Sap-Tappers Preparing or Maple Moon Time NEWFOUNDLAND The time the Maple Moon, designated by Indians as the moon which between the ending of Win- and the beginning of Spring, Is ist approaching, and the half- ozen maple sap-tappers and syr- p-producers in the area are busl- preparing for the season. An Indian legend handed down Trough the years, reveals that Great Spirit believed that the ick, sweet, 100-pcr-cenl' sugar ap which flowed each winter's nd from the maple trees was too ood for the braves, since any- hing so easy to come by would ot be appreciated.

So he added great quantity ot water, (about to 1 in our modern-day reckon- ngl so that the Indian who hung- red for maple sugar must work nd breathe smoke, to glean the eslred sweet. Area tappers are still carrying ut the tradition of work ami smoke and energy to harvest the hundreds of gallons fo maple syrup In the Poconos, Some of the larger producers have introduced the use of plastic tubing to return the sap to the boiling 'vats, but many are still toting the buckets of syrup to the storage place. The main bulk ot maple syrup and maple sugar is turned out in the Poconos by less than half a dozen families. The Francis Curtis Uhls, Newfoundland; the a Stcvenses. Sterling; the 111 a rd Crofts, Greentown; and the Law rence Grimms, Newfoundland, produce much of the syrup in the area.

Ancienl Cemetery JERUSALEM. Jordan (AP) An ancient cemetery dating back 1,700 years B.C. has been found In Jeeb village in the Jerusalem district. NEW CHANNELS MORKINCl 2 Prcvlc.vi IL50-- 3 Farm Market 2 Glre ThU Dar 2-3-10 I 2-10 Collece of the Air 3-4 Continental ClftBBroun a HFD 2 People's Choice 3-4 i a Classroom 10 TV Seminar 2 Mornlnu lieport 3-4 Today Show Xcn-s 10 1)111 Dennett 5 IlellKlon ft a Film fl-7 Cnrroons 10 llockv and Krtaidi 10 Plianne 2-10 Captain Kanparoo a Sandy ESecker Show fl Hnpry The Cloivn 7 Tormnr Seven 7 l.lttle RascalB 2 Ainoi and A 3 Dexter 4 SLImnasLIca 6 Exercise 7 Joe a i Show 10 Geno Ijondon Show 4 Family 6 Morgan in the Morning; I) IS 2 My l.itlle Slurglc 3 Eserclso TVIth Gloria Topper 3 What's Dotna fl News 3-10 Nenri 2-10 Calendar 3-4 Wnen 5 Morle 0 Texan 7 tOAV-11 Kcluratlonal Prosrami 1 Love Lucy 3-4 Play Your Hunch--C fi Yours For A SonE 7 Gale Storm FOAM RUBBER, 1NNERSPRINS MATTRESSES BEDROOM FURNITURE HOLLYWOOD BEOS REUPHOLSTERY WORK STROUDSBURG BEDDING 43? Main Street Phone 2-10 Video Vltlnjte 3-4 The Price Right--C 6 Schoothouie 7 The of the Air 6 NGTVB 2-10 Surprise Fackana 3-4 Concentration Tlia Romper Room 7 Tours for Song 1 2-10 News AFTERNOON 2-10 Lore ol Life 3-4 Your First Impresilon 6-7 Camouflage 11 Wprry a a Search for U'omorrow 3-4 or CnnBequenccB fi Cftrtooa a fl-7 Mnkc A Fare OnldiTic I.lRhl 11 Rocky and Friends 3-4 I-00-- 2-10 NCTVI; Barns and Allen Film 4 Dial Four fl Cartoons ti-7 Day In Court II Fun at One 1 5-g Xewg, 2-1D the World Tornj 4 Dr. Jojce Brothers 6 Film 6 Who Do Sou 7 December Bride 4 2-10 PaBBWord 3-4 Jan Murrar Show 6-7 Jane Wyinan Show 11 Atom Age Threes 3-4 New U-10 liouse ParU 3-4 Loretta Young Show 0-7 Scren Keys 11 Driver Education ZiJW-- fi News 2-10 Tlie Millionaire trmiur Dr.

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Ph. HA 1-2431 E. Srroudsburg SAM ZACOAKU COURTLAND HEINEKEN'S IMPORTED HOLLAND BEER 2-10 Oh 3-4 ,1 SuRiiJcLrm 6-7 Ozzle and Harriet 11 You ABked Fur it 2-10 Frontier Cln-iin fi-7 Donna Hocrl SUow 11 Divorce Pr. i a (i-7 Heal McCoyi Tell It To Crouclio G-7 My Tlircc Rons 11 AAjihalt i 2-10 Berg 3-4 Ilizo! fl-7 Mnrcle 10.00-- 12-10 CUM Sine A i i fV7 a i 11 UachelorR 2 Kyv on 10 Chnnnpl 10 Ttppnrl" 11 l('n A Wonrlcrfnl World Newi 11 0 I'M Km 11.10-- 2-3-4-6-7-10 Weather MporU and Weather 12 Kllrn 3-4 The Jack Paar Show 0 i 10 Film 11 Film Sporta 1 Film i i a a Fairbanks 2 -Film XCU-B 13Mi Hour N'CIVR Next Cenpratlon Rprmonette 2 New Though? for To- morrow 'fe. uaiiy necora, me Btrouasourgrs, March 8, 1962 11 I YOUR OWN FAULT, WELL.WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR COMINGTOVJORK LATE THIS MORNING? THE" PLUG ON THE CORD OF THE PERCOLATOR GOT I HADTO-TO- THATS THE WORST EXCUSE YOU'VE IVEN ME SINCE YOU'VE BEEN VJ1TH THE COMPANY TrIE WAY YOU COME A CHANCE TO THINK UP idE BAG.

SMELUNCi SALTSi NOW PUT AK ICE CUBE DOWN HIS COLLAR JXJEANWHILE. IN THE NEXT ROOM.THE CHIMPS ARE GETTING IMTO THE SPIRIT OF THE THING.TOO. WELL TRY OMCE MORE. BRING SMYTH TO. JUST KSEP TELLlNyDOKSELF YOU'LL TAKE ON'E MORE STSf, THEM ONE MOSE A.MP OME BE THEES BEFOKE M3O KNOW IT ONE MORS 9TEP, QMS WOE 5 STEP, ONE MORE STeP, ONE MOS5 NOW YOOVE GIVEN A SORE MV FEET SOUS! I WD.MT LAST FOR MY, LOOK AT THE ONIONS OUKP FOUNDS OH THE IF BOTTLE ALL THAT HOT WR YOU COULD HEAT 7HE POOR DEAR, SHE JUST SITS TKEKE PATIENTLY YCT7KINQ HE'S IN A STEW MORE OFTEN THAN BEAUTS AW-OHCTHE PRINCIPAL IS ANOTHER LECTURE TO WELL-- IT'S MICE OF YOU TO HOW YOUYTHEy TDO THEM WART OFF.

NOW I'M RECUPERATINS I 5EEYOU HAVE SUITCASE. MY NAME JOE, MAYBE YOUR NAME BROVJM, tHf N.YOU FRIEND OF MY TOOTHER CHARLIE, IN uoKkj KO(W. us wurre UTTER SAiiua SAIIOR HAME BROWH BWM8 SIHTCASf OF CLOTHES. Hf U.WEL- HMMY J06RATEFUL.VEKYHAPrV WEET FRIEND OFMVrTOTKEI? CHARUE.ITAKESLUTCASE HOW AMP GO, OKftYf WATCHES IN A MIRROR. NO WONDER!) I BEEN WORKIM' LIKE A TWENTV-MULE TEAM IN A MUDHOLE- DAY AN'NIGHT VE OUGHT TO TAKE A LESSON FROM MY MANSNUFFV, LAND THIS DO FEEL.

PLOMB THERAPEUTICAL VE LOOK ALL NARVOUS AN' UPSOT, DOC I'M GOING TO 1 WOKDER ABOUT BWHN TAKE A DIP A61RL UKE THAT TDTOIS THAT POOL. SEE OU LATER. I ARE ERS AHEAD THEIR MEETING MAY NOT BE OVER YET, AH-HERE'S WHAT I WANT-- THELlSTOFPeALEKS AMR.PALOOKAI90M TO TALK TO YOU OK I1LTALK TO HIM-- PUT HIM PENNY BOUGHT HIS FOOPFTOMr THE BUTCHER HALF AN HOUR THOSE WAITERS AIN'T GONNA SHOW'.