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ti i I iA 1 iA 1 H- i I 4 I i 1 8 THE TaE SALT LAKE TELEGRAM SATURDAY EVENING MAY 25 1935 Revue Starts Starts' i I Day 3 Run on fi 1 Victory Stage By FLICI FLICKER FAN Staged with colorful scenery and featuring an array of entertainers who offer bits of dancing singing and hokum holcum The Champagne Cocktail Cocktail Cock Cock- tailtall Revue opened Friday on tho the ago of thethc Victory theater for a a. three-day three run Sharing honors In the revue arearc Sid MarionMarlon ventriloquist and tumblers The Three Tars comedy Mr Marlon'sMarions with his dummy has been arranged In a comical and entertaining manner while The Three Tars perform a mixtureof oC twists and turns which add pep to the show Other a acts act arearc presented by El- Vira Elvira Elvira El Elvira TanzI and George Young song- song Cantu Mexican magician who proves much to ones one's enjoyment enjoy enjoyment that the hand is quicker than the eye and the McNiel sisters moderndance steppers A musical background Is supplied throughout the revue by the Champagne ChamChain CocktailCavaliers Featured Featured Fea Fea- with the orchestra arearc the Three Tumbleweeds who turn hill hm hillbilly hillbilly bill billy andoffer moments of comedy In their yodeling singing numbers The Cowboy Millionaire the creen attraction is one of those few westerns which producers seemingly have made for the en enjoyment enjoyment of adult as well as juvenile movie goers and as a resultit comes romes close to stealing top ton billing from m- the th-c stage presentation The film features George OBrienO'Brien one of or HollywoodsHollywood's outstanding western stars and laugh-getting laugh Edgar I enned Kennedy Supplying the love interest Is one of the screens screen's newest Evalyn Bostock Others Inthe Inthe in in- thethe cast include Alden Chase and Maude Allen The stor story has been written around two partners OBrienO'Brien and Kennedy who play nursemaids to dudes on a western ranch in an effort to raise money to develop a mine they have discovered Their plans however suddenly are changed by the ar- I arrival arrival ar ar- ar- ar I rival of oC an English party and the two are plunged into a maze maz of ad- Ventures adventures ad adventures crowded with action and comedy as the film unreels After an absence of some time Buster Keaton returns to the screen two-reel two Run One in a comedy Elmer A and a Batter Housing educational complete the bill Shirley Temple Film Scores at Capitol Shirley shIrler Temple celebrates herfirst anniversary in pictures with anothermother entertaining film Our Little Girl at the Capitol theater this week The small star holds a unique record of hits Beginning with Little Miss Marker she has consistently pleased her public Baby Take A Bow Bright Eyes and The Little Colon Colonel Colo Cob nel nd led up to her present picture Thistime she appears appear as a typical little girl who takes her happhappiness at bornehome as a matter of course untilunlither lather and mother become estranged Bewildered she decides to do something something something some something about it and ingeniously she does just the right thing The story is Ls filledfitted with laughs drama and touches of oC pathos It presents a capable cast led by Joel McCrea and Rosemary Ames as the childschild's parents Lyle Talbot Erin Moore OBrien and J. Farrell MacDonald Macronald Mac MacDonald ronald arcare also featured ShirleysShirley's trip to a real circus is part of the picturespicture's thrills Man Many famous amous clowns and circus performers arearc glimpsed in the colorful sequence se quence A diversified supporting bill pre- pre Walt Disney's 's new technicolor Silly Symphony Water Babies and and- aa new CharleyCharlcy Chase comedy Okay A travel talk Wonder Cit City of the West and Paramount sound found news round out the he bill biU Studio Presenting I Informer of Liam novel The Informer is now being shown at the Studio theater with Victor found in one of his strongest characterizations as the Irish revolutionary re who goes goe back on his pals betraying ying one of them to the enemy the British Dublin is the scene ofthe action which takeslakes place within the hours hour of ononeona night Mc Mc- Inglen plays the primitive giant who has been dismissed from the rebel forces and left leU without money or friends is goaded to the betrayal in order to secure means to supply the desires of his sweetheart a girl of or the who remains emain loyal to him Margot Grahame plays ththa girl giv- Ing giv- inging a performance that will bring this newcomer to the screen rapidly to the front Preston Foster and Heather Angel are partners in romance as thethc friends of the man betrayed to his death Millions a tuneful amusing farcical concoction in which Jack Buchanan and LilaLlla Damita play leading PJ parts ts i LJ 3 second offering This tells of the difficulties experienced by a penniless young man who is left left- aa half million on thethc proviso that he spend it within six months in order to inherit further millions Miss Damita is cast as thethc musical corned comedy star whom he arran arranges es to present in a c. show he is assured ass will wm be a flop flop- but isn't Neil ONeil O'Neil Sydney Fairbrother Fair Fairbrother Ian McLean are of the sup sup- port Famous New ev York Song Writer Dies NEW YORK May 25 UP James W. Blake th the man mn who wrote rote th the words of or the metropolis' metropolis own song ng The Sidewalks of New YorkYo-k dIeddice of cancer at St St.

Vincents Vincent's hospital last ast night Blake 72 72 died penniless he he- never neve received royalties for the song long which swept the country 40 years ears ago anc and took a new k-ase on life in 19281923 as the presidential campaign son song of Alfred Allred E. Smith Smith however re re- came to his aid when his I plight ht became known I 4 0 and Corn Comedy dy of Films L- 1 A WARY 4 I COOPER COOPE SPENDS 4 I r. BETWEEN vEN TUCE CONSUMING ICE CREAMSODASSODAS' SOtA- SOtA Gui BUT STILL DOESN'T GAINGAIM win I I- ThTh SHE SENDS Ip ww- ww A. A EE TR ONIX OAH BLACK GLAc CA AND HELL HE'LL TURN HI HIS CA SIMPLY ATTACH ATTACHESATTACHES' EbA A AROUND THE MIDDLE A BLOCK A INSTEAD OPOF TO Jo AVOID IO CNE PATH SIGNING HEC NAME KM Federal Sleuthing In Orpheum Picture Let Em Have Ha It the thrilling of the department of or justicesjustice's war on crime which is now current at the Orpheum gives Jives ex- ex client roles to Richard Arlen Harey Hrvey Har- Har vey ey Stephens and Gordon Gerdon Jones as a a- io a- trio a- triotrio io of oC sleuths engaged in running down own a band of ki kidnapers and nd one or of the gang Jang who continues hislife me of crime evencven after he has been dealt with ith lightly for his engineering the pot plot against his mistress a wealthy soc society et girl Jirl for whom he he- is he- isis chauffeur Arlen plays the part of an attorney who disgusted with the the- aseease ase with which lawbreakersbeat court ourt cas cases joins with Stephens a wealthy sportsman and Jones Jone a shot dead cowboy to become the Three Thre Musketeers of or the federal sleuths Virginia Bruce is effective as the society ocl ty girl who having been res- res cuedfrom the kidnapers instigates the ic parole of her chauffeur a part part- inin which Bruce Cabot gives a strong performance Freed on parole he becomes becomes be- be comes omes by quick steps public enemy No 1 I heading a gang which institutes a reign of terror in the middle west wesL wesL- AA romance rom develops between Miss Bruce Buce and Arlen which comes to grief whwhen her young brother joins the le department of justice and is killed Hied on his first assignment The federal operatives keep on the trail trail- oror of the gang its lead leader using ever every trick ick of his trade 0 evade them and and- as ands as the cha chase grows hot excitement grows rows even tenser Alice Brady proves her talents as a comedienne again gain in the role of Miss Bruce's aunt Ericric Linden Joc Joyce Compton J. Farell Farrell Far Farrell ell MacDonald arcare of the supporting cast ast Ann Sothern is starred in Eight Bells Jells the companion offering which tells ells a story of or the sea and 2ndthe primitive primi- primi livetive ive loves and hates i inspired by thethc presence of a beautiful girl aboard a freighter reighter Shanghai Thrilling storm orm sequences mutiny aboard ship furnish some ome of oC the high points Ii Miss Miss' s' Sothern plays the part of daughter of the ic ships ship's owner and opposite her is John ohn Buckler as captain of the ship Ralph alph Bellamy as the handsome first officer Rudy Vallee Film Found at RialRialto to Sweet Music a gigantic musi- musi cal 01 al spectacle with Rudy Vallee appearing ap- ap earing asa crooner who attracts crowds to de night clubs Is now now to be found at the Rialto theater The he picture has a well knit plot abounding bounding In romantic drama com com- ed edydy dance spectacles with Ann Dvorak demonstrating her vocal and talents playing opposite I site te Vallee and assisting in three of his song numbers Helen Morgan notedtorch singer adds dds hercontribution to the musical diversIons and plays herself in the the- dd dramatic sequences s.

A lr large cast or clever players is headed by Ned Sparks parks Allen Jenkins and AliceAllce White lending their efforts to pro- vIde provide pro- pro vIde Ide hilarious laughter In addition addition addi- addi I tion lon to the performances of Vallee's famous amous Connecticut Yankeesthere there- is 15 also the Frank and Milt Britton orchestra doing comic and merry stunts A second feature of the program programs is Rendezvous at Midnight a faa fas- story packed with romance and nd mystery woven around the murder murder mur- mur der er of an police ex commissioner Ralph Bellamy andValerie Hobson charming harming English actress are the featured performers Bellamy as the new commissioner forced to see his sweetheart dragged into a murder case which he must investigate In In- thethe he excellent support arearc IreneIrone Ware Vare Catherine Doucet Arthur Vinton Kathlyn Williams Officers Seek Man Man- In Man- InIn Triple Murder MIDDLEBURY Vt May 25 UP Investigation tl of Middlebury's triple murder mystery was extended to today ay to Seattle Wash Vermont authorities announced they had hd asked Seattle police to try tr- to locate for questioning a man known to have once lived Jived there The murd murder mystery was revealed May Mil 15 when mayflower pickers discovered dis dis' dis- coveredcovered the skeletons of a woman and two girls under a thin blanket of leaves and boughs near East Mountain Pleasure Cruise I States State's Offering Audiences at the State theater Sunday will forget their woes and embark on a melodious and mirthful mirthful mirthful mirth mirthful cruise as Transatlantic Merry Merry- crry- crry Go gets underway vay with a large arge assembly of screen and radio stars strutting their stuff to the rhythm of or the wila waves Jack Benny heads the great cast as the genial master of ceremonies for a gigantic entertainment set aboard a magnificent liner pl plying ing between New York and Europe Nancy Carroll is the delightful star of Benn Bennys Benny's 's company and supplies supplies sup- sup plies the romanticclementelement with Gene Ra Raymond mond as her partner enacting enacting enacting en enacting the part of a reckless young Raffles Murder and mystery arearc woven into the story with Sidney Blackmer as a 0 Broadway racketeer meeting his death In Nancys Nancy's cabin and plunging that young oung lady Into a serious predicament until a second murder solves the first An English comedian Sidne Sidney Howard leads the merriment with such melody- melody makers as MItzi Green Frank Parker Park Parker and Jean Sargent the Boswell Sisters and others being heard As a second of offering there Is Elinor Morton based on a Mary Roberts RinehartRinchart novel of oC dramatic and content dealing with the he trials and terrors of oC an easterncastern girl irl transplanted to a bleak Montana Montana Mon- Mon tana ana farmhouse Hugh Williams Norman Gorman Foster Gilbert Roland are the men surrounding her Football Story At Gem Sunday Picturing the adventures ad of ot four bo boys 's of th thetha slums who play football together through high school and college col col- I col-I legeloge The Band Plays On is the screen attraction which op opens ns at the Gem theater Sunday The story moves mo along swiftly without a lagging lagging lag lagging moment in and out of classrooms classrooms class classrooms and across football fields with romantic interludes supplied by the girl boy romance played by Betty Betty Bet Betty tj Furness and Robert Young who is one of the gridiron quartet Stuart Erwin as the boob of the football squad and Leo Carrillo as the campus tailor and confidant of or or- the the boys oos lend comedy touches to the stor story while Ted Healy minus his stooges plays lays the heavy Russell Russell Russell Rus Russell Hardie and William Tannen complete complete comcorn the phalanx that battles through from Irons slums to gridiron fame Preston Foster also his has a prominent role Car 99 99 dealing with the operations operations operations opera opera- of the Michigan state police as told in Karl Kad Saturday Evening Post storistories is a second of offering It shows an impregnable net of state troopers drawn about a gang g-ang of criminals Fred MacMurray Sir Guy Standing Ann Sheridan head the cast which includes William Fra Frawley and Dean Jagger i- i 1 Ij 9 h. 3 i- i iR wi lIf 3 d' LC Io 1 I 1 i Mu JOI ON EliKS ani ONE ONLY May lUay 30 FUN ox MUSIC TONIGHT I LadIe Gents Gens I TOMORROW Last Lait Da Div CHESTER DOUBLE BILL MORRIS in In SOCIETY TY THE BAND DOCTOR PLAYS ON Robt Young Betty Young Betty Furness Stunt Stuart Erwin Ted Erwin Ted Healy lilT HIT NO 2 FRED MacMURRAY Y- ANNANN SHERIDAN in CAR 9909 Rm Roxy Formerly Playhouse ON THE STAGE 5 ALANA AVIS Sensational nal Butterfly Dance PRINCESS PAT and Her Troupe of ot Dogs Dos JOE YOUNG LAURA LEE NAYLOR SCREEN One Exciting Adventure I ISS Binnie name Nel Nell NeU Hamilton 5 9 CALL IT LUCK SS Herbert Pat Patterson I. 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HIT A 4 I I 1 A A- II NOW 2ND BIG HIT lilT lilT- I MILLIONS JACK BUCHANAN LILI DAMITA Starling Thursday i i CH CHARLES lES BOYER BOYER- YER MERLE OBERON JOHN LODE LODER BLUE EAGLE 71 7 South West Vest Temple Serving ln Dally 18 IS GLASS BEER 10 i SPECIAL TODAY SANDWICH JQ- JQ with French Fries MUSIC and DANCING Come down for an evening of ot entertainment andfun tun fun- II VICTORY 1 NOW ON THE STAGE REVE REVEi- COCKTAIL i-r OEN BRIEN I it TODAY SUNDAY Episode 8 II LAW LW OF TIlE THE WILD First Show 9 Only rt MONDAY i ih i 11 1 i ei I 1 Lt I S1 A I CAPITOL fIr Ir is for i i-hc i hc SHIRLEY EMPLE wi ROSEMARY AMES JOEL McCREA THURSDAY I I ic GO I INTO I YOUR I I DANCE I t- Ik tI th frI I Heeler Al Jolson tIt It At It Ati i Lit it Fo I P. Pr St ONCE 1 IN A t- cc DECADE 1 11 Ii I II comes cornu 4 to so vast 41 II so moving so f- II I dorious ous thIt it At once l' its ts mons the I triumphs of oI thethc screen letl S. Bin th tn tn- TT Twenty wenry olgo Th ell EllEl- lof of oI A 1 Nation Ten ye a i IF J. And now TheThc Bis Big Mole na J. VICTOR Imm Immortal iI 1 ln 1 1 FREDRIC I MAR MARCH fOl CHARLES lot I LAUGHTON l- I CEDRIC HARDWICKE a I I 1 lutE 11 i A I Jill hIt lEU Pei et 20 4 1 i 1 It 1 tc i 1 1 of TELEGRAM Show Guide ON oS' TIlE THE AUDIBLE SCREEN CAPITOL Shirley CAPiTOL Temple in Our Little Girl with Ith Roseman Ames Joel Jod McCrea Me McCrea Lyle Talbot J.

Farrell Farren MacDonald Poodle Hanneford ORPHEUM Let ORPHEUM Let Em Slave HIVe It with RIch- ard Richard RIch RIch- ard rd MienArlen Virginia Bruce Alice Brady BruceDruce Cabot also Eight BeltsBells with Ann Sothern Bothun Ralph Bellamy John BuckDuck ler Ier PARAMOUNT Victor PARAMOUNT Victor Hugos Hugo's Les Le MI Miserable Mise e- rabIes rable with Fredric March Charles Laughter Laughton Cedric Frances Drake John Bee Beat BeAI Rochelle Hudson RIALTO Sweet RIALTo Sweet Music with Rudy Rud Vallee Vallee Val Vallee Ann Dvorak Helen Morgan Morran Ned Sparks AllenAlien Jenkins also Rendezvous at Midnight with Ralph Bellamy Dellam Va- lerIe Va Vi- lerie GEM GEM Society Doctor with Chester MorMar ris Virginia lnla Bruce Robert Taylor Tallor BUlle Billie Burke Durb Raymond Rymond Walburn lburn STUDIO Victor STUDIO Victor In The In Informer Informer In- In former with Heather Ante Ancel Preston Foster roster Margot Wallace Ford also Millions with Jack Jack- ST Buchanan LI Damita ST TATE Jack fc Benny In Transatlantic Oo Merry Mso tilso ISo minorElinor Norton with Gilbert Roland STAR A TAR A Girl of or the with Marlin Marian Marsh Maral Louise Dresser Dreiser Ralph Raloh also Straight I It the Way with May Robson GladysGlidys George Franchot Tone TOWER Ninth East ant and Ninth South The White I Parade Prade Ade with Loretta You Young lr John BolesDoles Frank Con Conroy rOT Jane Darwell also Romance Ron In Manhattan with Francis Ledererderer Ginger Rogers Roen Arthur HohL ON STAGE AND SCREEN VICTORY VICTORy VICTORy-on On th th tze th tha Champagne Cocktail Revue with Tanil TanI and Young Three Tumbleweeds McNeil Sisters Three Tars Tau Sid MarionMarlon Cantu andHis Stare Band on the screen The CowboY Mil Mu- with George Oeone OBrienO'Brien Bostock Edgar Edu Kennedi ROxy on ROXY On the stage four fou vaudeville acts on the screen One Adventure with Binnie BarnesDarnes and Nell Hamilton also Call It Luck Luck- with Herbert and Pat Pilot Patterson Paramount Now Has Les All the powerful drama of Victor Hugos Hugo's great novel Les is capt captured red in the new picture starring tarring Frederic March and Charles Laughton aughton which opened today at at- he at- the he the Paramount theater Frederic Marchis seen at his best as Jean Va Valjean jean the young Frenchman who was vas sent to the galleys for ten years for or theth theft ft of a loaf of bread while Laughton plays thefanatical detective detective detec- detec tive ive Javert who spent hislife seeing sre- ng see seeing ng that the law was enforced to the letter etter Hugos Hugo's story has been faithfully faithful and nd realistically translated to the screen creen The drama of Valjean's life lite becomes spellbinding entertainment so ably interpreted by the stars and and- aa great supporting cast The English star tar Sir CedricHardwicke creates a 1 memorable scene as Bishop Bienvenue Bienvenue Bien- Bien venue the only man who would give the he convict ex-convict shelter Hiskindli- ness kindli- nessness ns and its effect uponValjean's lifelite brutalized by years ears in the galleys is memorably shown Rochelle Hudson plaplays 's Valjean's ward grown to young oung womanhood while the gifted child actress Marilyn Knowlden appears as the child Cosette Jean Beal hasa romantic ro roo ro- ro manticmantle role roJe as the young lawyer who I leads ds the Paris riots for law reforma- reforma tion lon The dramatakes place in France of ot the Richard BoleslawskI who scored with Clive of India directed the picture with insight and artistry Among Amon the thousands in the support support- Int log ne cast Frances Drake Florence Eldridge Jessie Ralph and Ferdinand Gottsch Gottschalk lk play featured roles A Pop-Eye Pop the Sailor cartoon Choose Your Weapons and Fox news complete the bill Roxy Announcing New ev Summer Policy With the current stage and screen show closing Sunday evening the foxy Roxy oxy theater management announces thatthe Monday program will introduce introduce introduce intro introduce the new summer vaudeville policy pol- Icy pol- pol icy cy of stage shows daily Dance acts head lead thethc program offered currently with Alana Avis returning from onan extended Chicago engagement presenting pre pre- seating herbrand new dance The Butterfly described as daring and sensational In an interpretation of Dances of ot Yesterday Joe Young winds up with a dashing military number Princess Pat andond her troupe of dog actorsafford novel and comic turns urns and tiny Laura Lee Naylor the he star all winner gives a distinctive distinctive distine- distine tive On the screen will bebc found One Exciting ng Adventure with Binnie Barnes and arid NeilHamilton and ond Call It Luck which features Herbert and Pat Patterson also short subjects Seeks Office A 7 i Emilio MANILA p. I I. May 25 11 W- Emilio Aguinaldo leader of of the time Philippine Insurrection against against- the United States at the turn of the century today definitely announced announced announced an an- himself as a candidate for president of ot the new commonwealth commonwealth commonwealth common commonwealth Philippine government to to- be to- be to- bebe ins installed taIled next November He will oppose Manuel Quezon heretofore heretofore here here- believed certain of the office Nurses' Nurses Profession Pictured at Tower Based on a novel by Rian James The White Parade which now comes for showing on thethc screen at at- the at- the at- thethe Tower pictures the experiences of the young oung girls who dedicate their lives to careers of or self sacrifice and service to humanity as nurses Loretta Loret- Loret ta la Young has hai the heroinesheroine's role with John Boles playing opposite her Laid In a modern training school for nurses the story is one of pathos and laughter and heart interest In the supporting cast are Dorothy Wilson Muriel Kirklandand Astrid All Allwyn wyn as student companions of Miss Mis Young Sara Haden and Jane Darwell as the older nurs nurses In charge The picture also gives Polly Ann Young Lorettas Loretta's sister a part Second offering on the bill Romance Romance Romance Ro mance in Manhattan is the story of or of- a or- aa young immigrantboysboy's adventures alone andfriendless in the city he has entered unlawfully but with high hopes and dreams Francis Lederer continental star fits its into ththetha role admirably admirably ad ad- and Ginger Rogers is co co- fe featured as the generous hearted generous hearted chorus girl irl who befriends him at her own cost JImmIe Butler as her young brother is cast and others prominent areere Arthur Hohl J. Farrell Farren Macdonald Helen Ware Oscar Apfel The Merry Widow I Comes Back to Star With Maurice Chevalier and Jeannet Jeannette Jean Jeannet nette MacDonald once more paired romantically The Merr Merry Widow will come to the St Star theater Sun Sunday Spectacular settings whimsical whimsies humor and the popular Leharhar music combine to make the production flavorous fla- fla vorous Laid in mythical the stor story repeats the charming romance romance romance ro romance of a dashing Viennese captain cap cap- tam tain who at the behest of his king Icing woes a fair widow for th the purpose of keeping her wealth within the kingdom and naturally fallsfaIls so deep deep- I ly IF in love that hismission becomes his pleasure Dramatic Dr hi highlights in the stor story include their first meeting when he feeds her watchdog and gets into her garden a comical episode de when the king catches him flirting with the queen his quarrel at Maxims Maxim's with the ambassador discovery of the plot plo at the embassy the kings king's plan to abdicate andord a hilarious trial scene The cast supporting the stars includes such capable people as Edward Everett Everett Ev Everett Horton Una Merkel George BarbIerBarbler Minna Gombell Ruth Channing Channing Chan Chan- ningSterling Holloway as well as the Albertina Rasch dancing d' girls Hearted Big Herbert with Alime MacMahon and Guy Kibbee heading the cast is a se second ond attraction WaiterWalfer Winchell BROADWAY 0 A 11 A I GOSSIP 0 SIP Mr Broadway Hes He's the sort of a guy who pays 4 1 each for orchids for his girl girl- friendsfriends friends but but the let letters rs on his desk from his mother askin asking for an extra extra ex extra ten tea spot remain unanswered There Isn't a head hed waiterwalter In town that tha hehs doesn't know by his first name but none but none of them know him You invariably encounter him carr carrying ing a copy of th the American Mercury but all hehc really understands understands understands under understands is LI Variety He dines at atthe the drug drugstore store on the street corner for his sandwich and Java but goes to SardisSardi's for his hellos etc He really believes that peopleople arcare Impressed by his importance on Broadway by the locations of ot hIs first night seats eats He lie goes to the opening nights night with a closing night attitudealtitude He is Incessantly putting on a a- show a- show a- showshow by shaking the hands of big big- gies who when his back backis turned shake their theW heads d. When a movie star femme comes to New York from Hollywood Hollywood Holly Hollywood he manages to be seen en with her Not that he cares about her but the news photographers usually take tak photos and It is such such- aa good ad He Is the type of phoneywho orders order on one bottle of champagne but not until the ballad singer is singing her softest tones does he Instruct the wai waiter to let the cork pop so it will attract attention on He alwa always 's squawks about the excessive prices in the gay Jay places but ut he always lets bats ts theother fellow pick up the check He gives a columnist onone item a month month and andthen tells his friends that he writes the fellows fellow's stuff He has a Park avenue complex with a street bank roll He leaves his hat in his car to avoid tippinglipping the girls He has an amazing memory for all ththe unfunny jokes He will ask you OU to mention his name in the column not because Ue ea he ks publicity but publicity but his ino mother hEr will get g-et such a kick out of ill iti He wears a suitthat is several everal sizes too small mall for him and a hat several sizes too large for anyone else He sp speaks aks the kings king's Bronx with an English accent He eats with his fingers and talks with his fork The only time he doesn't act ad Is when he gets gels paid to do it When he Is in the ni night ht clubs clubs- heha has to ord order a club sandwich becausehe cannot pronounce filet mignon Th The only reason he go goesgoss to the Automat is Li the lh corre coffee He subscribes to th magazines that cost 1 the copy not copy not to improve improve im im- im- im prove his hs mind but to decorate his bookcase e.

He is incessantly telling thIs and that person wh where re to get off aU when hz he cant can't get on himself That very amusing paragraph Inthe Inthe in in- the the New Mew YorkersYorker's anonymous Talk of the Town Dept was one of his contributions ons If it you please Hs's Hes 's the sort of mf nuisance who believes that two highballs Ls is excuse ex excuse cus enough to be drunkand a bore at the same time Ume He knows all the answers and the inside to everything and can can- do can- do can- dodo a better column than anyone if he had ththe chance He was oS always crashing Jimmy Walkers Walker's parties Jimmy was was riding the wave but now he sa says 's he never voted for him It was he who offered the sug- sug that Improved 3 Men Men- onon a Horse Men in White and Broadway but the reason he I didn't Invest in them 1 is that the authors author couldn't change a 1000 bill HeHa has has- hasa a surefire system to beat the horse hore races roulette dice and thethc stock market but he frequently Is locked out of his hotel hoel room without a bath for not getting up up- even part of the rent His wordward rd he is always hoping ping to dI die diel is as good as his blonde blonde- and his blonde is isa a darn bad girl Jirl Youre You're a chump if you ou waste your our temper on him Never call him names Just call his bluffs HellHall lf borrow anything from money to an idideaidaa 3 with no thought in the world of ot ever returning eith either r. Broadway Ls is 3 more like Jike Cone Coney Cormey island he ic groans It Ls is 3 cheap andarid garish and bores him stiff stiLt He only wishes he could go back to his home town out In the middle west and sodo his lis listeners It If you happ happen to be busy and and- in and- in and- inin a hurry and no timelime to waste with him then him then youre you're gettingJetting swell headed and hat hi etc People who dont don'tlike him are are phoniesphonics Hes He's the type of ot guy whowhen th they make him one of thothose Kentucky Ken n- tucky colonel it colonels itdoesn'teven embarrass em era- barrass barras him Hs's Hes 's the kindof a guy who as- he as as- he as- hehe rea reads a column lik this one one one- really belieVes it must be about somebody else Copyright 1933 1935 DailyDally Mirror Inc Hellenic Society Presenting Plays Plays's As a benefit performance a theaU thelt I neal entertainment wiltwill be given by the Hellenic Society Star In th the Vest West high school auditorium Sun day at 8 p. m. Antonio Kiriazi CaliCall fornia artist Is directing the two plays to be offered thetho dramatic Athanasios Diakos ant antI and an amus ing comedy You Have to ned Get Mari Mar Principal roles are filled by 1 George Tartars Tartar an and 1 Miss Karga I MaidenMalden Slave a thrilling Greek drama will wil be presented later In th the season under the direction of Mr Ma Kiriazi.