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i j-i i i 0 II Evening daY i I gram June 2919 19421941 5 i I Henry Me McLemore Lem ore Lem i 1 I NE SV YORK YORK Here Here In this of ot the city proud possessor A. A iu in the world of i i- who ds who 11 1 people soh Crt never before ore rode in buses are re using i g- em th them em now They icy have 1 turned from 4 cab to the the- tus I the tho bus to save and 1 from their own ca cars rs to bus be- I because because be be- the I cause the their i It own own cars dontdon't oper- oper er well I ate te so well McLemore without gasoline gas gas- clineoline and tires il I Unfortunately no book of tn- nil n- rUction on bus riding was available to these people when they fey made the change It was was- ss assumed that they IC start from scratch and be- be- be tome come accomplished bus riders overever night You might just as as- wellwell aeU have asked them to become 1 accomplished skiers trap drummers drum drum- I mers mer or bird banders without I outside help i Ha Having Hang ng ridden on buses all jay my life I feel qualified to write the the bare outlines of ofa a manual on proper bus riding which may 1 prove prove rove useful to those who lately ia ave taken it up The first lesson to learn Is never to wait for a bus near a a- ii 1 ign that reads Bus Stop It 1 reems teems seems the logical place to wait for one but years ago aSo at an international in- in international international convention of ot bus drivers at Harrisburg Pa a resolution condemning the practice practice tice of ot stopping at signs was adopted So always take a position posi- tiontion eithercither 50 yards in frontor back of a sign Never walk out to catch the first bus that comes along The first bus is never your bus The experienced bus rider does not even lift his eyes from his newspaper newspaper newspaper news newspaper when the first bus comes along He knows it isn't his He knows that st statistics prove that only one passenger in ever arrives at a corner at at- the at- the at- thethe right time to hop the first bus When your jour bus does come come me In Insight insight insight sight dont don't start rooting around In your pockets or purse for the exact change You'll never have have- itit it in the first place In the second second second sec second it has been proved that change actually slows up things It invariably spills all over the sidewalk and street a and the finding of it requires more time than it takes for the driver to change a bill- On bill On entering a bus dont don't try to walk just just just allowyourself to to- be to- be to- bebe swept along by the men and women behind you A frightening frightening frighten frightening inS experience at first it will later come to afford the same exhilaration as surfboard riding In moving toward the center of the car you are certain to step on toes You wont won't beable to avoid it There Ther is one Ohe school of thought which maintains that toes arent aren't actually stepped on that owners poke them out under the descending footsteps of unwary passengers thus giving giv- inging them th the toe owners owner a chance to growl and grimace and get rid of ot the little measure of meanness which has brewed within them during a trying eight hours at the office Thus they are able to purge themselves themselves themselves them themselves of ot bitterness and greet the little woman with a smile and resist twisting Juniors Junior's ears when Junior refuses to stop playing and come In to supper Start getting off the bus a block before it reaches aches your corner Otherwise you will have to use your elbows to make a passageway and research shows that the only Americans who enjoy being poked in the ribs by strange elbows are the members members merr- merr mem members of a family whose surname is And your chances of finding yourself on a bus full of Glus is remote as there is but one family of ot them and they live at a trading post on a Sioux reservation In conclusion When riding a bus treat others as you would like to be treated treated and and never ever are Distributed by Syndicate Inc Elsa rs Maxwells II Daily Particles of Patter I hear my friend Gloria Swanson wanson is coming to the New New- York New- York New- YorkYork stage this fall fall in a do new play Th The most curious thing about Gloria moria is her complete complete com com- detachment detachment detach- detach 1 ment asa person from any of the We follies or almost al- al- al most 0 Freudian Freudian Freudian Freu Freudian fantasy ff in her marriages marriages marriages mar mar- iJ or love affairsfor Gloria is essentially es- I es- es I en i ally a mother Elsa Elsa Maxwell axwell She has no wife fe complex She is deeply seriously a and devotedly a mother a woman of uncommon i good sense logic and intelligence intelli intelligence rarely gence-rarely rarely found in a Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Holly Hollywood star Yet she often orten deliberately deliberately de de- deliberately closed the shutter of her mindand entered into her arious various love affairs and marriages marriages marriages mar mar- as if they were experiences experiences experiences she seemed to recognize as necessary to the development of her career and character One of the first screen stars to make talkingpictures her success was so fantastic and the money shemade so fabulous that with her shrewd judgment and business ability one would have thought she would have become a sort of female John Johnt Johnn D. Rockefeller But on the contrary once having attained fortune after fortune at one onetime one- timetime jime she was the highest paid star in the business she pulled down the curtain of her financial financial financial finan financial mental window and plunged into a love affair or marriage like a tired young sportsman or i. Olympic runner who after the games are over seeks refuge in in- a 8 a coot cool remote swimming pool Glorias Gloria's marriage to the Marquis Marquis Marquis Mar Marquis Henri de la Falaise her third husband is ble Hank is after all a a. very delightful and charming man But her love affair ending in her marriage to the young madcap madcap madcap mad madcap the irresponsible irresponsible Irish playboy playboy play- play boyhoy Michael Farmer was another another another an another cup of tea MichaelsMichael's chief I attractions were driving fast fast- ii cars through plate glass windows win windows win windows doors of shops at Juan les Pins late at night and other various escapades some quite dangerous dangerous dangerous dan dan- but his greatest folly was allowing himself to be streamlined by Gloria as her her- fe leading man in the film which she produced herself in which s.

she lost a fortune and MichaelMichael- lost his sense of humor for he was as great a flop as was the the film But Gloria with eternal youth vitality enterprise and a a- bright a- bright a- brightbright gaiety of soul outlived many more storms than De la la- Falaise la- FalaiseFalaiseand Farmer Besides that Farmer was the father of ot ot- herher childMichele whom she adores I believe she has adopted several others Then came her very temperamental temperamental temperamental tempera temperamental friendship with Bart Marshall English actor and screen star smooth suave and delightful This lasted quite some time but GloriaGlona did not marry Through all aU these peregrinations peregrinations peregrinations peregrina peregrina- while one half of her dallied dallied dallied dal dallied with the emotions the other side played good hard baseball with ith business and the exploita- tiontion of inventions and patents From what I hear she may become become become be become her own bombsight and produce a couple of revolutionary revolutionrevolution- ary gadgets for our war machine machine machine ma machine as beneficial to our country country country coun country as it will be to Gloria She has the supreme gifts of loyalty courage and beauty Gloria said that after she had married a Frenchman an American American American Amer American and almost a they used to call caB herthe chairman chairman chairman chair chairman of the allied war bride drive And now I hear Gloria is interested in a Russian in inventor inventor inventor in- in but I suspect that is just business GloriasGloria's one weakness is a passion for order and streamlining stream streamlining Not so long ago she took the maidsmaid's room and bath and turned the two into a giant wardrobe And within this special special spe- cialcial sanctum every article is in in-in- in closed either in a glass or cellophane cellophane cellophane cello cellophane cas- eI cas- eI cas- eI case I want to be able to see exactly where everything is Gloria said Gloria believes that the most important thin thing at a dinner is not food but the conversation For this reason she never has a a. formal dinner When you go to her house to dine likely as as not you'll find yourself sitting on the floor lying on an empty bookshelf or spiked on the top of an andiron You'll grab your food as you will from great copper chafing dishes As for herself GloriasGloria's gustatory gustatory gustatory gusta gustatory tastes are frugal frug-al to the point of abstinence Overeating Gloria considers the one unforgivable unforgivable unforgivable sin unforgivable sin for the simple reason that it ruins rums your figure That is one loss Gloria claims no man will ever overlook over overlook Press Alliance Inc I Youre You're in the Army Now t- cc 1 i i- i I i l- I l- I I I. I wok 4 f. 1 6 I The saying is If It you jou cant can't tame him any other way bite his earscars Automotive Hint A badly missing automobile engine cylinder can be discovered discovered ered ered by stopping the engine and feeling the spark plugs the one in the missing cylinder being cooler than the others 1 Side GI Glances ances By Galbraith 1 1 I 1 vt ij 1 COn BY HE NA SERVICE me INC T. Ea 1 MT PAT OFF I 4 I try fry lo to be extra nice to him theseda days because nobody gives him lumps of sugar aj any morel Wa Walter Iter Winchell Wi I New York Heartbeat Faces About Town Mrs Quentin Reynolds the former Virginia Peine tall tan and tantalizing Mr and Mrs Paul Gallico s' stud studying the them midtown i wn character character a act er studies for a anew anew new script theme Cookie Clay a show show girl girl spraining an ankle during the Hurricane Hurricane Hurricane Hurri Hurricane caland a a- ring a- ring a- ring ring sid siding 1 Cana Can a dian i a nurse bandaging ban ban- it ft Brigadier General J.

Doolittle of the USA A and Tokyo devouring a course 16 feast at Ruby Foos Foo's Den Mrs Roosevelt and her umbrella in the downpour hurrying along avenue near Radio City Jane Withers startling the grown up with her rhum- rhum routines ba at Havana Mrs Colin CoUn Kelly telling In Intimates intimates intimates in- in she gets an average of ot four portraits of her heroic husband husband husband hus husband from amateur artists every week Sallies In Our Alley Raymond Scott insists he actually overheard overheard overheard over overheard it at the corner of andThe Big Apple A panhandler panhandler panhandler pan panhandler approached a passerby and asked for a quarter I I 1 never give to people on the street said the man stiffly walking away Well well the mendicant I cant can't open an office just for you Broadway Broadway Broadway Broad Broadway definition of a success success- One who can pull the knife out of his back and use it to open his fan mail ai Midtown Vignette It happened happened happened hap hap- to pretty Jadin Wong an Oriental San Francisco born An old frump went up to her and betweenscowls barked Youre Japanese But Im I'm not noU said Jadin What made you think so so 1 Your bangs bangs' said the stranger All Chinese Chinese Chinese Chi Chinese women wear bangs re replied replied replied re- re plied La Wong All Japanese women wear pompadours pompadours like like you Memos lemos of a 1 A Anew Anew A- newnew plan for movies will be started soon by J. J. Mage who introduced the newsreel temples HellHe'll open the at the Eltinge the entire program being free from serious stuff Big Town Melodrama It was during the police poUce up line-up the the- other the- other the- otherother 9 a. a m. down at headquarters The glare ofthe powerful powerful powerful power powerful bulbs illumined the lines of of- a of- aa a.

ne neatly dressed young fellow charged with paying 5 for a stolen bike I didn didn't know it was stolen he said I thought I could make a few dollars My family has to eat How long have you been Unemployed unemployed Un unemployed 1 he was asked I Iwas Iwas Two weeks he replied was a gas station attendant New Yorkers You Wont Won't See from a Sight-Seeing Sight Bus Shoestring Shoestring Shoestring Shoe Shoestring Annie as wellknown as the mayor to the Lindy Restaurant Restaurant Restaurant Res Res- 1 set set Always wears one and shoe sans a lace and asks for a nickel to buy some Razor Phil spoken soft spoken soft well dressed who sells tickets for testimonial affairs to himself a well- well groomed Commodore Dutch Carries Carries Carries Car Carries a barbersbarber's razor in the rear of his collar for protection Ted Lewis Lewis' original Shadow now now has a bar and grill on W. street which features a juke box with only Ted Lewis recordings Still wears a broken broten down high hat a la a Ted Jerusalem Jake a negro who wears artists artist's attire Always needs coin to get back to Jerusalem Jerusalem Jeru Jerusalem Speaks French English Spanish and Yiddish fluently The Owl Owl Owl-a a a giant negro Gets the name because hearises every 3 clocks the horses at the tracks until 8 and peddles his hi figures to handicappers Morgan Morgan-a Morgan Morgan-a a necktie peddler peddler peddler ped ped- to celebrities only if it you please who rides in a chauffeured chauffeured chauffeured limousine Manhattan Murals The winding winding winding wind winding garden path that leads to a sleepy little country chapel on West street The pairs swapping night good-night kisses in out dimmed-out Times Square Square just just just- asas though it were a front porch 1 Courier Duties Increase Value of Civil Air Patrol By BILLBONI noro WASHINGTON Jure I ea 29 WideWorld World The The civil air patrol patrol patrol pa pa- whose light planes and civilian pilotsalready have turned in valuable work on coastal patrol against submarines submarines submarines rines is leaping intoanother breach with allthe enthusiasm that can be generated by upward of volunteers organized in squadrons wings and groups in all of the 48 states Since the army took over control control control con con- of the nationsnation'sairlines and muchof their equipment and with the country in a stew over the air cargo problem the CAP- has CAP CAP- has CAP- hashas instituted a courier service which in many respects bears the same relation to themain commercial air routes as does auxiliary truck service to railroad railroad railroad rail railroad operations But it goes even beyond that In making vital time-saving time contributions contributions contributions con con- to a war program in which time is the one main es essential es- es Under the supervision of Garnet N. Hughes executive officer of the New York wing tying an economic survey was made for a long island war production plant which had frequent calls for small shipments of parts part tools and other materials and got them by truck motorcycle or private car- In car In one month such trips were made covering miles involving hours spent In transit and costing 1700 The CAP A estimated it could cut the mileage to reduce the transit time to hours and operate at least half the previous cost The CAP A now has been entrusted with these missions A new Jersey shell loading plant has to send samples of all ll its new runs to the nearest United States army proving ground and cant can't continue production production production pro pro- until the sample has been The CAP A now makes those deliveries and production production production pro pro- has been speeded appreciably There are infinite possibilities for this sort of work including a chance of carrying air mail mail- onon now abandoned routes and the CAP A under National Commander Commander Commander Com Commander Earle L. Johnson is looking looking look look- ing into all of them In the six months of Its organization organization or or- it already has branched out into many fields CAP A planes have flown army officers on short snort hops where military planes were not available available avail available and fast transportation was necessary Notably in Georgia and the Carolinas CAP A planeshave aided the United States forest service ervice in locating forest fires and taking firefighting officers on survey flights which enabled them to map out their their plans plans This has worked out so well that the forest service recently sent a directive to its regional officers explaining the organization organization organization of the CAP A and authorizing authorizing authorizing author authorizing them to use its equipment either on patrol against incendiary incendiary incen- diarydiary saboteurs fires in ten places in Chattahoochee national forest were listed as of ot incendiary incendiary incendiary diary origin detection of new fires when smoke blots out visibility visibility visibility from lookout towers and transportation of of firefighters and their equipment to scenes of action The same sort of arrangement shortly may be made with the Red Cross which already has found the CAP A a welcome aid aid- in aid- in aid- inin midwestern tornado and flood relief work At Pryor and Pawhuska Okla two CAP A squadrons followed fol tol- ol- ol lowed the trail of tornados to relay word to relief officials about where help was needed In the case of ot the Pryor disaster a physician went out as passenger passenger passen- gerger in one of ot the planes and was able to give the spot medical attention to those badly injured while other planes flew in essential essential essen essen- serums Great Lakes ough the Detroit river was ed up this spring because Michigan CAP A patrols brought in daily reports on the up break-up of the winter ice jams Two planes of the Arkansas wing flew sugar ration cards to boards in outlying counties An Oregon aerial searching party under Wing Commander Captain Leo G. Devaney by morning mid lo located located lo- lo o- an army bomber that had disappeared on a night flight Units in in the southeast and elsewhere have helped the army and navy locate potential sec secondary secondary sec sec- ec- ec fields away from major bases where aircraft could be dispersed in case of enemy bombing raids At Glen Falls N.

and Detroit Detroit Detroit De Detroit to name just two CAP A pilots and observershave furnished furnished fur fur- reports on the efficiency of ot blackouts while an A Amsterdam Amsterdam Amster Amster- ster- ster dam CAP A unit has given aircraft warning spotters in that area invaluable training in identifying identifying identifying iden iden- planes and estimating al altitudes altitudes al- al In Ip New Jersey students of the American school for design are flown in CA CAP A AP planes while making detailed camouflage plans for airports Illinois pilots have towed sleeve targets for the antiaircraft antiaircraft antiair- craftcraftbatteries at Fort Sheridan and South Dakota sheep and cattleranchers have taken to their CAP AP planes in successful aerialhunts against coyotes in which the pilotmaneuvers his plane to drive the coyote onto open grou ground dand then sets him up for a shotgun blastfrom the observer For security reasons the army and navy will release no specific information on what the CAP CAP- isis accomplishing on submarine patrol It is known however that these accomplishments have been considerable at least in keeping the U-boats below the surface surface even even in the case of the pilot who sent out on his first flight armed with a secret code in which to report any enemy periscopes suddenly saw a sub surfaced dead ahead of him and blurted into his microphone Holy sm smokeke a submarine FOREIGN CORRESPONDENTS William McGaffin a In Inn la When William McGaffin went abroad in August 1937 asan Associated Press feature service service serv- iceice writer he was told to re report report report re- re port the human side of European European European Eu Eu- life quite life quite an assignment assignment assignment assign assignment for a young man then only 26 years old But he worked hard at it it traveling extensively and writ- Ing writing writing writ writing prolifically By the time World war II turned him into a war reporter 0 McGaffin had built a background of ot contacts contacts contacts con con- and experience that proved Invaluable In the east two and and- aa half years he has covered events in North Africa the middle middle middle mid middle east the Mediterranean and India When Lieutenant General Joseph Joseph Joseph Jo Joseph W. Stilwell arrived in India India In India after the unsuccessful Burma Burma Burma Bur Burma campaign he told McGaffin I claim we got a a. hell of a beating The Japanese are not supermen If we go back properly proportioned and properly properly properly prop properly equipped we can throw them out McGaffin's interview interview interview inter interview with Stilwell was the first to reach this country A native of Polk Neb McGaffin McGaffin McGaffin Mc McGaffin was graduated from the University of Nebraska in 1932 and worked successively on the Nebraska State Journal and the Lincoln Star at Lincoln the Omaha Neb World Herald and the Columbus Neb Telegram Tele Telegram He was the first Nebraskan Nebraskan Nebras- kankan to receive the Gilbert M. Hitchcock scholarship for a year of postgraduate study at Columbia university's school of journalism In May 1935 he joined the Associated Press in New York City and worked in- the In Inthe in- thethe membership and feature departments before going going going go going to Europe ff i rr WILLIAM McGAFFIN r- ii i LETS TAKE SOME SCRAP RUBBER TO THE WAR RUBBER DEPOT AT So MAIN AND GET FREE GUEST TICKETSTO SEETHE BIGSHOW AT THE UTAH THEATRE LANEtANE Ishii ALFRED CO HIT CO-HIT RRIGHT I I I ALT UTAH THEATRE I a I I 0 A loan from us a clean clean- I represents i 4 i 3 cut dignified business busi busi- 2 ness ss transaction Loans 10 to igN Y- rara 21 EAST SECOND SOUTH Tel 5 Salt Lake take City Be Beason ason I 1 i i- smash hits i its our our tailored SLACK SUITS I I- 4 and PLAY LAY 's SUITS ITS t- t- if Smash hits wherever they go Slacks and happy go a lucky Play Suits Ideal togs for holidays and vacations Ii JA See them in in Hudson Bays Bay's I I i. i sports sorts shop hop choose them sus in gay young colors and cool crease ease resist resistant nt fabrics s' I tX I Theres There's no no doubtabout it SLACKS are hereforthe pI duration Sizes 12 to 20 i 1 98 i Ot rs to I 1991 4 up ON 3 Charge CONVENIENT CREDIT TERMS Ct FUR COMPANY SOUTH MAIN ST.

ST iii 1 jJ 4 4 4 They Were Wrong About a century agomany well informed persons believed that the greater portion of the western United States was unin- habitablehabitable Most Telephones in U. S. The highest per capita number number number num number of ot telephones In the United States is Jn San Francisco with 44 58 telephones to ev everyry persons Albert E. Wig Wiggam's gams Lets Leis Explore Your Mind 1 1 Is It true that women i ha have ha a power of ot intuition a a sixth sense sense that men do not possess asks Screen Star Joan Bennett Answer to Question No 1 1 No Joan The minds of men and women are precisely alike insofar as the way they think and find things out Professor Professor Professor Pro Professor Lewis M. Terman of ot Stanford in a page volume made up of tests and measurements measurements measurements measuremeasure- ments of the differences between men and women finds no sixth sense of intuition with which women are endowed more than men Some persons of both bot sexes are more sensitive have keener intelligence but that is all there is to this this old belief about womans woman's Intuition 2 Do you get more enjoyment enjoyment enjoyment enjoy enjoyment out of a a.

play movie or lecture in a large audience or small Answer to Question No o. 2 2 2 It seems to to be a trait of human nature that the larger a crowd is the less they use their intelligence and the more they are guided by emotions A big audience will laugh or weep at things that would not stir a small audience You cant can't get getup getup get- upup a mob of halfhalt a dozen people peo peo- pie A mob acts with hot blood guided entirely by Its by-Its its emotions A small group is cold-blooded cold and is guided by its intelligence In lecturing to over audiences audiences audi audi- I have found I have to talk faster and more Intellectually intellectually intellectu- allyally and logically to a a. small audience 3 Do all problems ha a solution Answer to Question No 3 3 ScientistsScientists' have found no solution to why a flag waves In the wind or a violin string vi vibrates rates When the wind blows steadily or the bow draws steadily across a string how can can- aa flag wave or a string vibrate If you can guess why let me know We surely have not found any solution to the problem as as- to as- to as- toto why the thinking clear-thinking superman superman superman super superman the scientist has intended his discoveries to be used for for- man's for- mans for- mans for- man's for- mans for- man's mans man's happiness but they have been used largely to destroy human happiness We have found no solution for many of the problems of marriage economics economics economics eco eco- education and politics.