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4 mm ssic jyi jgwfr tiiT pissi vr i je tc tk3rtg3 sys sss i st l3 THE WASHINGTON POST TUESDAY MARCH 1920 ss5yj JS2tz ys jrg5 SfH A US jy IfW 1 in red 1 li trn 1 lf 1 ft id 1 51 BM Ft ft tl HHHHiiJp4 frHiW3tH THE WASHINGTON POSTS DAILY FEATURE PAC31 BSli f41 OK tszs mzgm 3afcsf3iii fcSzazN sT 5gl STfJ THE JARR FAMILY By Roy McCardel yAw Well Im ar Its a temptation tor a g6od wife to put money In safe deposit boxes after shes bought a lot of nice clothes and riot ask her husband where he got the money I dont know how to set any surplus cash honestly Interjected Mr Jarr Who asked you to get any dishonestly asked Mrs Jarr Of course I dont knot what you are doing when youre out of sight and I suppose I Should be thankful for that What I dont know wont hurt me Aw gee Dont lets scrap said Mr Jarr resignedly fighting honest Now listen to the man cried Mrs Jarr One would think to hear him talk that I was a regular scold Oh said Mr Jarr with an air of relief 41 dont get mine this time7 I dont know what you mean replied Mrs Jarr But hever mind about those Wall street robberies I want to speak about the children ana when It comes to them I must say that the way they act Is your fault My fault repealed Mr Jarr ajnatement Tea your fault said Mrs Jarr Ton talk of things you did as a boy running away from horn throwing stones and breaking windows stealing fruit and fighting with schoolmates It tacitly encourages our WYUle to do an ihoao VMngB You dont wnt him to be a mollycoddle do you asked Mr Jarr No and I don want him to be a ruffian either said Mrs Jarr 1 want him to be a little srentleman You are Just as bad with little Emma You spoil that child till I Can flo nothing with her It shea naughty you encourage her and interpose when I go to punish her She knowi If she cries she can do anything With you fin looks like her mother when she cries mumbled Mr Jarr This softened Mrs Jarr a little but she didnt want to lpt on Well goodness knows jouve made her mother cry enough to catch the likeness she said But she added Ive been at Mrs Marsh Mallows and her two little children are like little wax dolls Mrs Jarr called the children in from where they were rompm in the dining room Now listen children she said firmly You are getting old enousrh to behave yourselves and youve got to do It Willie jou have a way of sticking jour tongue out at your sister Pop siys he 11 whop me if I slap her whimpered the boy What am I goln to do You are going to be a little gentlemen said Mrs Jarr And Emma here she turned to the little girl you are getting into the ery bad habit of being a tattler Now remember Willie If you stick out your tongue at your little sister ou will be severely punished Emma if you come crying with tales on your brother ydu Shall be punished too Now g6 back to your Play The children had hardly reached the dining room before a loud cry arose from the little elrl and she I dont feel like came running to her mother scream ing at me lop ot ner voice Willie stuck his tongue out at me Then Mr Jarr stuck his tongue in his cheek but arranged for an armistice if not a perfect peace among the Cupfrignt 1920 by the Vtf Publishing CO belligerents More Truth Than Poetry By James Montague OF INTEREST TO WOMEN CHALLENGE WAR VETERANS LonHy War Worker and a Widow Swk Matrimonial State Washington women and girls not abashed at the idea of taking the aggressive In matrimonial matters this leap ear were encouraged yesterday by the initiative displayed by cWaw 4nrf a far worker hoi7 some and lont ly They wrote to Ca William A Kroll marriage license chief frankly stating their wishes to meet men with the marrying idea up i permost in their mlndn I A loneJj wctr worker from the Southeast who says her friends believe sh Is good looking wrote I am a lortelj war worki and would I like to mid lome jounfe man who has matrimonial intentions I am 23 years of age and considered good looking This appeal came from the widow I too am lonely and I will accept your challenge Issued on behalf of the world war veterans who want to get married She gave the name of Mrs II Hereford of 204 street northwest Noted Naturalist Dead Ottawa March 1 Dr Charles Gor I don Hewitt Dominion entomologist1 and consulting zoologlt died here i toda from pneumonia In his thirty fifth year He assisted in the draft ing of the treaty between Canada1 and the Lniled States for the protec i Hon of migratory birds His birth place was Scotland Next Though grandfather had a remarkable mind He often by appetite goaded Would yield to a failing we greatly repined He never did know he was loaded And when our great Congress declared it was wrong To live on an alcohol diet We did not complain our conviction was strong That grandad would benefit by it To all of the plaints of a drink loving chum Who vainly opposed prohibition We firmly replied that the shortage of rum Would better the old mans condition What care we we said if the world has to go At once and for keeps on the wagon Or how it may holler thereafter just so Our relative lays off the flagon But aiaa Sot our hopes When he CDudnH get bo2c Or anything else alcoholic Dear grandfather scared us right out of our shoes By eating himself into colic He took to his food as he took to his beer He ale twice as much as wed let him And now we are worried to death with the fear That acute indigestion will get him But still we have hope for we know of a lot Of victims of whisky and brandy Whose appetites havent abated one jot And who will eat every viand thats handy And were trusting that Congress which voted us dry And whose will theres no means of defeating Will rise in their might and enact by and by A statute prohibiting eating new one tncafl set forth tvhai you can do iftu may IN spile of the arrest variety of colors already in ogue here Is i added to the list It Is bluebird blue and promises to be one of the most popular enaues leaiureu in me npnngiirae mimnery mt origninesa ana rhnnoe to d6 it daintineH of is new hade makes especially apnroprate for this ea6Art iiiAn rv fmnn Thfl mode shown in the picture is sure to win approval because It has man xhn Jontrs for love and three elements of smartness Its olor is llueuird ljiue it is made of the kntw a jV i jnrf a hflnftv rough mraw just now so popular and the brim turns away from the face I a wife and cnu1en ana a llvv Two straw pinn form a simple hut fry effective trimming LINGERIE FROCK CHARM TO matter what the season a lin gerie frock in an asset fisardrobe It makes such a delight ful party frock for the countless little informal affairs that occur those The Crown of Womanhood is motherhood But many women face the ordeal of maternity without sufficient preparation At such times and later the mother should take a vegetable tonic sold by druggists and known in almost every home as Doctor Pierces Favorite Prescription Thousands of women have testified as to its efficacy as does the following Richmond Virginia While raising my family Doctor Pierces Favorite Prescription has been a great comfort to mc I have two children who are Favorite Prescrip tion babies and they are as healthy as any one could wish My health was perfect aL the while and in neither case did we call in a physician My nurse has been in this line of work for forty years and she always advises her patients to take Favorite Prescription during expectancy in fact she does not care to handle a case without it Mrs Urcell McCullough No 703 Church Street Si VT Mr gr AS THE INCOME TAX BLANK SAYS That billion and a quarter dollar fund appropriated for airplanes supplied another instance of obsolescence WASTED EFFORT Why all this row over Fiutne when the whole matter was settled long ago by DAnnunxio LO DER When Mr Hoover told Europe to go to work apparently Europe didnt hear him Copyright lr20 the Hell Syndicate Inc TKE NEWEST SKADE BLUEBIRD BLUE Do You Depreciate Yourself By Sophie Irene Loeb The otner day a woman lest a chance for a good position one that would have been the height Of her ambition to obtain Hr futufa was due to one thing she depreciated herself that is she ran herself down sufficiently to lose her opportunity She has done it all her life and until she abolishes this trait she never will sucdeed While we admire the sage who said Self praise is no recommendation et there is the other extreme Self deterioration is anything but a recommendation In fact It acts like the wrong end of a magnet It doesnt attract The great successes in life have been built in self assurance and then assuring others of yourself This does hot necessarily mean self praise but in carefully transmitting to somebody else a proper value of yourself and what you can do In the ernacular of the day it Wfiuld be considered good salesman shir to sell yourself to a good position ThS woman Insisted on telling her prospective employer all the things she couldnt do Instead of giving him the real facts about what she Could do She ran herself down rather than up Perhaps she was ovci modest There is Buch a thing as too much modestv since It may hide the qualities that are or greatest value There is considerable besides humor in th pyrs 7toi ytvr tors it 3u never calth a clam hottle He la nief uccWul 3flan ana has the wherewlthali Ihcludiner loving nature to secure all that he seeks But let him taeet a girl that he really likes ahd he begins almost at once by telling her hdw hftmeljMbe js aria how no girt ever will Care for him ana how he loses them as soon 4s they kdow htm And Just h6w It 3 ho use tor him to try to Win her all of Which does anything ut draw the girl toward him She doesnt like to feel that she Is going to have What ndbody has wanted and he keep thjl tirade against himself tip for mo Jong that the girl really looks at hlm through his own eyes and does not get a chance to find the feat fine dualities that are really theri And so Jimmy Will go on aa Vlng his money and being Successful a tld wishing for the Wife dt his heart ti home He forgets that he who wants a real catch must have an elusive bait Instead of that he continually throws out an unattractive hdakXIfal rather repels The dne way to create cenfidence is not to overestimate oneself hut on the othei1 Hand it la had business to underrate your ability and expect it to be discovered As things go today you must at least put your proper ptlce on your seir and convey yr possibilities in order t6 get the dppdftunlty for which you are striving If you know you can do a thing wvlo dont attaAfi tt Tfc othtx a In Ihp main that if you dont person may want to Hftcl ft out but LAST NIGHTS DREAMS What They Mean Did You Dream of Hwoethenrts Ior an unmarried woman to see in hor dream a man to liom he is engaged or who she freln confident Will soon pop the question Is set down by the mystics as an excellent sign rrolded tlic suitor an Hren In the dream appear to be Roocl look lng Hut If lie appears to bo ugly the omen Is not ho kooc In the first case there will noon a marriage ahd the matrimonial bark will glide over smooth sphi In the second there is an omen of bickering both before and after marriage For a man to see In a dream the woman ho wants to marry Ih a favorable sign prolded flhe treats him kindly especially If she gives him a dream smile But If she is cross and sdowla at him there Is trouble ahead In his lote affair and If he marries her at all it will probably not be until considerable time has passed Some of tho oracles dlsmiHB a dream of sweethearts with tho brief statement that it means mingled joy and sorrow Corlat cites a dream of this kind 1 will admit mpre A young woman after her betrothal began to be troubled by many perplexities con I corning tho step she had taken Did he really love hei betrothed aa the principal one Khe dreamed she was in a Inrpe houne Her betrothed wa theie only In the dream he seemed to be her husband Her mother in law was present but paid no attention to her She seemed to come down stairs with her hair disarranged and wearing a wrapper hhe felt perfectly at home Now this situation could not take place in real life unless she were a member of her fiances family actually married to him The dream Is a wi3h dream cf family intimacy Therefore in spite of her doubts she really loved her I betrothed and wanted to marry him Her dream consciousness had solved I a problem which her waking consciousness had been unable to sdle And prophecy of tho dream was that I she would soon marry her betrothed opjrlKbt lOlif by ihe MrClurc Newspaper Hjndltate 0ltl vmFlSi Tv id4SiT Am popularly used for various kinds of handwork use a little coffee tea or brown dye in the last watei any I If you wish to give a bit of dress I ing to black goods grate a raw potato into the rinsing water As for infants cap they are very difficult to iron nicply when you use a big iron Why not use a toy one They are ever so much more adaptable to this than a regular sized Iron As a form upon which to press the cap use a padded baking powder can The Scotch influence is shown in clothes for young and old One interesting frock worn on the Promenade was a black taffeta dress with NURSES HERE FROM SIBERIA NURSE HOME FROM CHINA Miss Vashti Bartlett Tells How Red Crov Ended Cholera Outbreak How ten Red Cross doctors and nurses fought the Asiatic cholera in Harbin in northein Manchuria and uccesfulv brought the epidemic to an end was told by Miss Vashti Hnrtlett of Jaitersburg Md yesterday at nursing headquarters in the American Ked Cros Mi Uartlett has just leturned from Vladivostok Mii liarllett was decorated bv the fhlnee for her woik She has been with the Ked Cross for the last thirteen years and is well known in Washington having servrd two years as assistant to Miss Clara Noyes at national headquarters She Went to the Dayton flood with Miss Jdftbel lioArdman and the late Miss Jane Delano made two trips to Durope one before the war and the other during it when she was chief nurse for the armj at base hospital No 71 She was also assistant superintendent of the nurses training school at Garfield Hospital Two Women Who Escaped the Bolsheviki Saw Thrilling Service vou have eiveh him to unfierstana thai ybU believe in yourself Which 4s the fundamental attribute In the scheme of things Camrrljht 1820 toy fht Trtu Pabllrtilnr Co I uation of 400 Petrograd children of I the better class who were transferred to the mountains to avoid the I famine Miss Bethel sails next Bat I urday for Francs to resume hospital i work The first two women to arrive in Washington after escaping front the bolsheviki in Siberia were at the Willard for a short time yesterday before proceeding to New York They are MiSs Vashti Bartlett Miss Mary Bethel and Miss Charlotte Board man Rogers Red Cross nurses Miss Bethel who was formerly chief nurse at the marine barracks at Quantico Va left America on May 23 1919 proceeding at once to Siberia where she assumed charge of a refugee hospital On October 27 she was ordered to open the naval hospital in Vladivostok Siberia Two days before this hospital could be equipped hundreds of wounded revolutionists and regulars poured In Mibb Bethel paid tribute to the nurses in her unit who unanimously asked to be allowed to remain to continue their work regardless of the fart that all protection had been withdrawn with the evacuation of the American troops An idea of the state of affairs may be had from the fact that though Miss Bethel was the head nurse at the Vladivostok hospital she was not allowed to proceed from one building to another without the protection Of soldiers Miss Ropers nailed last May for Omsk and there assisted in the evac MOTHERS I I Reduce your doctor bills by keeping always on haftd VICRS VAP01 tYOUR B0DYGUABD 30f00lifai ASK FOR and GET Horlicks The Original Malted Milk For Infanta and Invalids Avoid Issiiatloaa aad Substitute Eyes Sore If your eyes or lids are sore if they itch burn or feel dry if your vision is blurred your eyesight dim if you are obliged to wear glasses go to your druggist and g6t a bottle Qf BOQOpto tablets JQlesolye one in a fourth of a glass of water and bathe the eyes from two to four times a day Sourid comfortable eyes and improved eyesight will make the world look brighter Kste Doctors sy Ben Opto trenthpn eye ight 50 per cent In a weeks tune la many instance AAr American Dead in Wales Swansea Wales March 1 Charles Frederick Hedges a music hall artist whose home Is said to have been on the Iacific coast of tho United States which illustrates junt about how far was found dead in bed here today the dream investigators of the psychopsycho analytical school will go at pics ent in admitting a prophetic quality to dreams Real scientists are cautious the science of dreams is still in its infancy perhaps when the investigators can explain more they Death was due to gas poisoning fe Plaintive Haunting lk Hawaiian Melodies lib Hawaiian Medley liHjl lunl Mahina Mlamalama Waltz 2457 Slnnl 1 Little Alabama Coon WmSm WM The Missouri Waltz 2450 JHV MlSfflL Till We Meet AgainWaltz WUImi 8 Beautiful Otiio Waltz 2743 jMffl yBSSjte Hawaiian Medley 3ESm mSmjsk Hawaiian Medley 2158 nmm nR Hawaiian Medley Two Step MmmJikk toSS Wailana Waltz 2016 Pl2C HHEb Kohala March jWSmJ mlKs Hilo Hawaiian March 1812 MMm 9 Ai Ili VWuw sSfe Ojt mgnM Seventh St BetweenDE Industrial Census Begun A census of manufactures mines and quarricH throughout the United States was begun yesterday by 1300 enumerators It is expected the enumeration will take more than six months DAILY FASHION HINT Ss Traj A very stunning selection for ipring or summer is a suit of 1020 Fan tn sy The one shown ig a lellciou shade known as sand 3tino The lines of the suit are routhfui and attractive while the imbrolddry gives an added note richness to tho costume fL occasion at which a dinner gown would be do trop It mul be to the mode and essentially fmininf if it is to win universal approval i This little frock in pearh colorod georgette I Kay with filet insertion and lacp A girdle of old blue sati i ribbon encircles the waist and at the iide falN in loops to the hem of the sUIrt lusters of ronebud In oft blues and tosrs and lacnder add an effective touch HOW TO LAUNDER THE SPECIAL THINGS PlJIIin arc a things which te qulre a bit of extra special care when laundry times come aiound Ior instance there is smocking Do vou Know the right way to iron smocking If it it not ironed the right way It soon becomes broken in thread as well as shapeless Iron all of the garment except the tmoclving and then Invert the Iron on the board Pass the smocking right side up over the inverted iron That means of course that the wrong side of the mocking is next to the iron You will find that the smocking will stand out beautifully Besides when you iron it this way there ib no danger of the Iron catching in the threads How do you wash tatting and lace Tatting should be basted upon a turklsh towel and then allowed to dry Iristead of ironing lace wind it around a glass Jarr or bottle filled with hot water and allow it to dry thus Crocheted edges always look best when they are pulled into shape instead of ironed When washing ecru brown or khaki colored fabric which aie IS YOUR HAIR THIN LOOK OUT FOR BALDNESS Apply 0 Uan Hair Tonic Grows JVew Hair Makes Long Thick Hair Stops Dnndrutf Save your hair and grow new hair on your head Have lota of long soft thick lustrous hair Dont get or stay bald Simply apply Ban pronounced Ku Ban Hair Tonic The scalp is constant ly forming scales dandruff and film of grease which soap cannot remove You need Ban Hair Tonic to dissolve away these accumulations which it will quickly do leaving your head clean and free from itching and dandruff The length of your hair can be perceptibly Increased by using Ban Hair Tonic The roots very rapidly absorb Ban Bald spots will fill in rapidly and your fcatr will Btop falling Ybur hair needs this stimulating Ban Hair Tonic Ask any druggists for it Peoples Drug Stores Washington Mail 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