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vS- Sf i fe rS r'- W- 5 wr i JL1 Vp at j' i. i i at Vi SELF YPNQSIS THE SECRET vQF MODERN STORY WRITING. Morgan Robertson Tells His Experience. IT appears that. Morgan Robertson.

wno writes sea. toriea ratter well and haa latterly taken. the submarine for. his' pecuHar province la a person notions moreover. These notions deal liomewhat with the manner or' writing stories but more with the effect or story writing upon the story writer- as to which Mr.

Robertson has a distinct theory founded as he says. upon his own experience. In brief. thinks madness lies that ways. and that art assiduous contributor to' the magatnea ha all he can do to keep himself measurably sane.

According to' Mr. Robertson the state of the story writer to the fever of Invention Is one 0f self and there' 1 always a. tendency for this hypnotic etatI to be come. chronic It la good. for the stories.

but bad for the man. It Indicates a tired brain and therefore one of th antidotes ts food. Mr. Robertson himself eats Phosphates In large quantities. The ordinary for men he says was designed by nature for the support of the non tatetlectual animal only.

It does notfpro- V1de the brain worker with what he needs to keep his mental machinery bright and Wen oiled. This. however incidentally. Robertson who was born In Oswego In 1S8L. was an able seaman before he was rightly a man and first mate at the age.

of twenty-one. Now he camps In a little den' a sort of combined ships cabin and studio-In West Twenty-fourth street. with bookcases and canary birds and a typewriting machine and a phone and a. gas stove and a. refrigerator and ahuge bath tub.

an scientifically' fitted In. Upon the walls which axe red. ate pictures and illustrations from the authors stories and all sorts of Intricate nautical knots hang about. seeming to be attached to rigging th purpose of which Is not always apparent. In this place Mr.

Robertson spins hla a yarns. He has' a home and a wife on Washington. Heights' by pie way of refuge when the fever of composition cools. The. other day- he lay horizontal upon the couch In his en with.

a long cherry pipe between hla teeth. A Visitor entering. he rose long enough to extend the proper hospitalities then re. umed his previous attitude. He- Is a.

little short chubby man. very bald and very mighty about the chest. Don't Make He. was asked It he 'didn't happen to have some special Ideas to proclaim on the endless question of the making of stories how when and what to make of era. "Don't make em he said concisely and having paid so much- tribute to the higher wisdom.

proceeded When I was a boy my father found me a. place or a ship to keep me from running away and finding a worse place for mi elf on come other ship. I served a long tlmeiefore the mast and during that service got kicked and. cuffed into roe such deep respect for authority that I can never meet a big brute of a second mate to this day never meet anything that Is labeled ships officer but I want to say to him. Aye sir.

and stand around for him. I got to be mate myself but the habit had got ground into me long before that and It sticks. And I was not. naturally too respectful or authority either. Even.

now after twenty years away from the sea. as soon step on a ship I feel abject. I cringe before anybody with the voice of command. I tried to show a party of friends over my first ship once. She was lying at.

the Atlantic docks. and. we were a most elegantly arrayed party- silk hats white ties frock coats. I felt very Jaunty till I got aboard. There was nobody on her but the skips husband.

a husky old fellow with a seaweed' beard i My courage oozed out at the sight of him. I asked very meekly It we might look at the ship. He gave a sort of contemptuous I assent and. I steered the others around but wasn't fit to talk to em and explain. things which I had rather figured on i doing in some style.

The- ship and the ships husband reduced me to. the mental condition of common seaman as long as. I was aboard. As a. matter of fact it was several days before I got back my self-respect.

Wore Diamonds Once. Mr. Robertson explained that he was a diamond setter In. those days. and wore diamonds himself.

besides other splendor of raiment. When I quit the sea. he said aster ten years of it a sailor learns to do a miscellaneous lot of things they' have to done aboard' ship and there's nobody else to do em and I used to be handy enough with a a phrenologist told me I had a head for mechanics. He was kind enough to say I could do anything In. that line from tinkering pans to buydlng bridges.

As there didn't seem to be any building to do not for me I learned the trade of watchmaker. I tramped about from one Jersey town to another mending clocks. By degrees I rose in the profession and got to be a diamond setter. as you've seen but in my clock mending days I met queer people. I used to fraternize with organ grinders.

feel a nearer kinship to organ grinders cow that I'm a story writer and no long- er noonoo wun sucn vagrants in the neon. When I was tinkering" with watches and clocks I was doing something useful. As a story writer I seen to stand level with the organ grinder. I'm no better than those old tramps troubadours I believe you call em that used. to skulk around from place to place and for a bite to eat and a.

sip to drink and a seat in the corner by the. fire in the houses of their betters. To be sure we do use a typewriter Instead of a harp and I doubt our singing voices are out of order but the principle is the same. Mr. Robertson inclined his head respectfully toward the typewriting machine In the corner and refilled his pipe.

Then' he resumed My notion of story writing- Is that It Is a sort of self-hypnosis. You've got to get hypnotized by your Idea before you can get enough above yourself to write anything at all worth printing and always the danger in that sort of thing of going too far going so far you cant get back. I got middling tar myself before I saw where I was going and pulled up that is. I stopped work and took brain food. I was then In fine trim.

I am confident to go stark mad. I wrote one story in that condition of precarious sanity. It was called Sinful Peck. I used to walk up and down this room in a sort of ecstasy. then hammer out a sentence.

then walk again furiously. tin I found I was butting Into the furniture at both ends barking my shins and yawing this way and that like a rudderless ship. I wasn't drunk either. That went on for several days I believe. un my wife got alarmed at my continued absence and came down to see what was up.

She found me cruising abouthere In the aimless fashion I have' described. Here says she. producing- money. get out of this and go to the. coontry.

I had a notion this was coming. and laid by for It accordingly. Being In a state entirely hypnotic I naturally dttt exactly what I was told. I didn't at all know why 1 did It. or see any reason for It my reason- Ing faculties werp not at work.

But I went and by. going no doubt' saved life and reason. For I had itfixed in my bead that I must finish that story. and barring the providential Interposition of. the wife was going mad In the process.

Slave to Suggestion That matter of my docility Ingoing to the country at my wiles bidding pursued the ex-able seaman after ones more refilling his pipe. leads to a jllsouasjon of one of the most conspicuous effects of story writing on the mind of the writer. You get to such a state or I got to such A state from dreaming. out stories that you lose control or your. mental steering gear.

You reacha condition where you are a bond slave to. tha power of sug gestion coming from yourself and ready to knock wider to anybody who chooses to give you orders Just as I feel like doing to any sort of ruffian in the shape of a ships officer. For Instance. mylandlord and I have different theories about the rent. His 4dea Is to have it paid on the the monthI say Til pay It when I please.

I have rather made a habit of paying when I please but lat. terly I had paid for several successive months promptly on tha first. Thcn lt happened I let the third come around without paying. A. friend of mine was staying In this placeat the time.

He slept here and came and went as the notion took him. On the third la ques. Uon I came in. here and did not find my. friend.

However. I did find upon my desk a. bit of paper with a message like this Call up xyz Gramxnercy. That is my landlords phone umber. I wa angry.

I said to myself Id be most particularly damned If I called up anything. I threw" the message haughtily upon the floor and sat down to work. I couldn't worker but I made a bluff at It alt day and till late at night. Thee J. wnt to.

bed but couldn't sleep. Igot up in the morning and still couldn't work So I called up- xyz xyzGraniercy What I said was that Id be around presently with the money that Is as soon as I got some money I was expecting. Then I set to work and everything went smoothly as you please. All" suggestion. Xyz Orainercy had me by.

the hair. I wasn't myself-I I wasn't master of my own will till I had satisfied xyz Grammercy. Just Had to Walk the Dog. Again ray wife has a fine collie dog up-town. Its a handsome dog.

but I don't like dogs. My wife does. She has told me several times that I ought to take. the dog for afternoon walks. I've said Id walk the dog If she thought it necessary but that I didn't enjoy it.

I made it very clear that I was opposed to having her put walking the dog on' the programme of my habitual relaxations Now the other day. I got a note from my wife. The note dealt with sundry domestic matters of no moment in the present discussion. But at the end she wrote It you are not doing anything when you get this. come up and walk the dog' Now I wasn't doing anything at the minute that Is I wasn't actually pounding the typewriter machine I was trylijg to think out.

or rather dream out. a story I' begun. I know of course my wife's definition of work. Under that definition- I was. not doing anything.

So' I thought I must go and walk the dog. I took my hat and went seven miles by train up to Washington weights just to walk that dog. I found my wife at hbzne. She said she was Joking about the dog. I came back angry with myself and a little with her though It wasn't her fault.

The fault was in me. I simply had to obey the suggestion. This slavery to suggestion reached such a point that if I were walking along Broadway in all sorts of a hurry and an acquaintance spoke to me and said' Stand by Id stand by and there Id sticktill be told roe to go. I couldn't getUnder way israin myself. I was growing to be a common bore people began to avoid me like the plague.

Usually when people do that sort of thing. you put em down for soft fools. I am not naturally soft and I wasn't born a tool. rye been something of a man among men In the days before I was a story writer else I couldn't have been a first mate before I was twenty- one. So when I had lucid moments and caught myself at such tricks I knew something was wrong.

I put It down to fa tigued brain atrophied will power due to overdriving machinery I hadn't used at all before I entered my' present cycle of existence. My first cycle was seafaring in the second I was a mechanic. In neither of them did I use my brain overmuch. In 1 this present cycle I'm using my brain i after a peculiarly exhausting fashion I'm a story writer. Already I grow tired.

I do not know what the next turn of the wheel will bring. This. by the way. What I'm getting at Is that the state of mind I've been Illustrating Is nothing more or less than the self-hypnosis that comes of story writing and the necessary preliminary process of story dreaming. For you must dream your stories or at least I must dream My Idea Is that of the people who try It on only some few keep themselves approximately sane the rest end in the mad house.

As to dreaming stories My own practice Is about this Over night I think hard on a story. I go to bed full of It. In the morning I try to take as long a time as possible to' wake up to remain In a state halt way be. tween neither truly sleeping. nor really waking.

In such an Intermediate and in determinate condition what I take to be the same thing in me that the psyciolo. gists call subliminal consciousness. gets In touch with the matter of the story as ray brain fully wake would never get. In touch with It. I do not believe In haunt- Ing spirits.

lingering ghosts of the dead holding communication with the living. but I amconvlnced that In the particular state of mind I'm talking about I do somehow by some sort of telepathic pro. cess. catch something from living non- present persons whose minds are busy with the same idea. His Latest Obsession.

For instance my head has lately been full of submarines. I've studied submarines thoroughly in order to make stories about them. and. being of a mechanical turn and the sea still holding me pretty hard. I've got Interested in submarines for themselves.

So I've grot obsessed wth an idea to Invent a periscope. That as you know. Is' the tube and series of lenses which enable the commander of a submarine while the boat is under water to take a view of the encompassing seascape and discover the near presence of the enemy. The trouble with the periscope at present. is that it can only look In one direction at once.

It does not gather In' the whole horizon Into one picture. You have to revolve the machine this way and that. Now the idea which has me by the hair Is that of inventing this most desirable around periscope. and It has me gripped so strongly that I'm convinced some of those submarine inventor fellows are busy day and night with the same idea. By dint of dwelling upon submarines I have caught the obsession telepathlcauy.

I was so sureof the thing that I started a letter just now to Holland's representative to inquire if Holland wasn't inventing some such pen. scope. So when Joseph Conrad dreams about a haunted. blind devil of a sea captain holding madly to his job and blundering about with his ship In the Malay seas he catches somehow across the void of space the echo of the very wracked feelings of men who are living somewhere somewhat the' same horror that Conrad is dreaming. Whence it comes that as you read the yarn he writes out of the stuff lie has dreamed it grips you by the.

vitals. In the same way Kipling dreams stories and all the others dream stories that none of them could do wide awake. They are- hypnotized by the men and women who are suffering the reality though they may notknow at all who these men and worn- en are. So Victor Hugo got the stuff for his tales of horror and so de- all who do any creative work get their stuff' or some of it. And each and every one risks losing hisIndividuality In the pro.

cess. Ordinary mechanical brain work- adding up figures or composing English- tires the brain to tie sure but does not hypnotize It as creative work does doe uncouple It. as it were from your own Identity. Ghosts of the Dead Barred. Mr.

Robertson's side remarks on ghosts seemed to put needless bounds to a theory' so magnificent. His Interlocutor' tried set. the expounder of the theory to admit. ghosts Into the goodly company of his In spjraUons. He suggested that Mr Maurice Hewlett lately.

In his Queens had professedly in re-creating' his character of Mary Queen of Scots sought to soak himself In the ldea of Jier till In. a fashion he got Into the heart of the. worn- 1 an. and sowrote of her from the vantage ground as It tv ere of her own Inner consciousness. The process employed by Mr.

Hewlett and wlthsuchadmltted success seemed though- Hewlett makes nrf mention of dreams to answer perfectly Jo that of Mr Robertson ave In the particular that unlucky Mary Stuart. has been dead these hundredsVot years and Mr. Robertson had barred ghosts. He listened to the plea. 1 don't pretend to say.

he replied that the' people are wrong who' think that a thing once alive lives always ven I after the change called. death. I only say that my own experience or this. curious subconscious so-called telepathic source of Information or rather of feelings of which one has had no actualexperience extends only to what may well be credited to such as are our contemporaries in the. flesh.

As to the matter of dead and gone Mary of Scotland there must be Marie enough or women enough like Mary living now. Well suppose for the sake of argument that Mr. Hewlett caught his sense of the reality from these modern Marys and put It into the historic lady he had taken as his subject. The nature of men and women has not changed. and things as strange as horrid.

as Bloody and as passionate as any of those we read about are going on now with variations of detail to be sure but variations which are not. essential. Thus Mr. Robertson heldat once to his theory and to his exclusion of the lingering spirits of dead heroes and heroines from a personal part In the writing of modern stories purporting to deal with heir character and fortunes. If you would personally and telepathically inspire your own written story you must hypnotize some author in your lifetime.

THE WEEKS PLAY BILLS First Production of Ades The College Widows at the Columbia. To-morrow night the eagerly-awaited production of George Ades latest comedy. The College Widow will be made by Henry W. Savage. at the Columbia.

So much has already been written about this comedy that little remains to be added. It Is said to be replete with laughable In cldent quaint and wholesome types. and admirably to reflect modern life at one of the-smaller institutions of learning. Mr. Ado Is said to have cleverly satirized the subject and an outline of the story gives promise of a laughter-evoking entertain- Amy Ricard In the College Widow.

at the Columbia. merit. Atwater College an old Institution of learning situated In an Inland town. naa a rival In Blngham. The latter In stitution has galnedj restlge by a football victory over Atwater.

and rumor has it that Hiram Boltori a capitalist holding numerous degrees through his generosity to Bingham has made a wager that its athletic team will carry the college colors to the fore again. The students of Atwater are beginning to select their men for the football team and are deploring the need of a half-back. when Bolton. accompanied by his son. Billy who has gained reputation at a Western college as an athlete.

appears on the scene. Boli ton en route to Europe calls to pay his respects to Dr. Wltherspoon the president of Atwater and Jack Larrabee. the graduate coach tries to induce young i3olton to enter Atwater in order to strengthen the football team. It is learned from his tutor and father he is to go to Bingham and in despair a project occurs' to Larrabee to enlist the services of Jane Wltherspoon.

the daughter of the president and a charming young flirt to ca- Gertrude Quinlan In tie College Widow" at the Columbia. Jole him to remain. The father departs for Europe and the young hopeful left to the tender mercies of the college widow. finally yields to her blandishments and becomes a student at Atwater. The appellation college widow" has been given Jane on account of her numerous flirtations and the climax of the comedy is furnished when Bolton learns to his dlscomtorture that he has been hoodwinked by the widow in matriculating at Atwater Instead of the rival college.

This Is told him by his father who' suddenly returns from Europe. during the progress of a football game which Billy Innocently wins oausing his father to lose the wager on Bingham. Among the names are Dorothy Tennant Amy Ricard. Frederick TruesdelH EdwIn Holt Edgar Davenport. Gertrude Quinlan George E.

Bryant. Dan Collyer Stephen Maley Frederick Burton. H. Beresford Hollls. Stephen B.

French Robert McKay Thomas Delmar. B. T. Backus. Lida McMillan.

Douglas J. Wood. G. F. Demarest.

John H. Chapman. Mary McGregor I ucy Cabeen. Georgia Cross. Florence Cameron and.

Grace Quackenbush. Amelia Bingham in Favorite Roles at the National Theater. Amelia Blugharn will inaugurate the dramatic season at the National to-morrow night. givWgSv performance of The Climbers. the play by Clyde Fitch in which she first gained distinction as a star.

Her long and prominent service as a distinguished member of Charles Frohman forces had fitted her to take her place In. stellar ranks and. fortunately. In The the vehicle was at hand. During the few years that have Intervened she- has accomplished much.

not alone- in the way of establishing her own position firmly. but as well In-axing high standards in the strength and attractiveness of her companies and in the completeness of her' productions. Mr. Charles Rlohman and Mr. Frank Worth- tag give herpresent company a degree of strength seldom brought Into a single organization.

The story of The Climbers" is familiar to many theater-goers and interesting by reason of Its faithful picturing or certain phases of life In va. rying strata of social conditions. It was as Mrs. Stirling that Amelia Blngham flrit TrohsherstellaridJstlooUon and dls- closed the finished charm and brilliancy of herartA generous jneed of praise and genuinely deserved credit have been accorded. her for the liberal spirit she has shown In the purely pictorial aids of mounting and costuming her.

productions. Is of course a matter of commercial sense to give as nearly perfect perform- ancefas' conditions will. permit. but Miss Gingham goes farther and the commercial Blda of. her venture is dominated by her' thorough devotion and adherence to high1 standards of art.

The will be played Wednes day and Friday nights also and at the Saturdaytnatlnea Tuesday and Thurs day nights and. at. the Wednesday mat- nee The FflskyMrs. Johnson. a comedy that sparkles with wit and epigram and.

that discloses also an. undercurrent of serious views of life and morals will toe. playedSaturdaynight a performance of that- forceful and artistic drama. A Modern Madalen will be given. Mrs.

Goldsmith Melyrr Wesley Ivy Troutman. Grace Chester Moselle Tatum and Grace. Barton comprise a sextette of charming feminine aids to' Miss Blogham. Rose Coghlan the Feature of Chases Vaudeville This Week. Chases indicates the unusual extent of Its polite vaudeville resources this sea son.

by the collection of celebrities for the' current week which Include Rose Coghlan and company the Village Choir Mile. Clara Ballerlnl Mr. and Mrs. Alit- son. the Nichola Sisters Leonard Kane.

Harry Price and Edythe Toledo. and the motion pictures of the exciting Brooklyn Handicap race. The Ace of Trumps" Is the dramatto vehicle- which will serve to relntroduce Miss Coghlan to those In Washington. who have witnessed her work in years past arid Justly regard her as one of the greatest. American actresses.

The little play brings Into view again the role which Miss Coghlan' created at Wallacks Theater In not which embodied unquestionably her greatest dramatic achievement. The story is said to be strong. clearly told. and very dramatic dealing with the efforts of an adventuress to force her way into society. She will be assisted by Mr.

Lynn Pratt and a performance In every way worthy of Miss Coghlan and gratifying to her friends Is promised. A melodious contrast will be afforded by The Village Choir. which Is re ported to rank as a most enjoyable quartet of vocalists their songs are of the time order and their work is de scribed as a character study In. songs. Mile.

Clara Ballerlnl. the European aerial artist is noteworthy because she unites beauty to skill in the performance of her' daring trapeze feats. Her work is said to be emphasized and popularized by a graceful nonchalance that heightens and enhances very difficult feature of her act. The Nichols Sisters called The Kentucky Belles stand alone In the style of specialty they have appropriated to themselves closely paralleling McIntyre and Heath In their impersonation of familiar darky characteristics in an act scarcely less popular. In the Broad.

burst comedy What Happened to Jones the characters of Jones and' the Swedish servant girl are the roost Important and these. two form the models of the parts In Minnie from Minnesota a character farce which will be presented by Mr. and Mrs. Allison newcomers in vaudeville but already ranked among headliners. It is said that no actress on the stage can excel Mrs.

Allison In her Impersonation of the clumsy servant In the land of the midnight sun Leonard Kanet the champion wooden shoe dancer of two continents will introduce his terpslcnorean novelty. Harry Price and Edyth Toledo have been brought from the London hippodrome and the Brooklyn Handicap motion pictures are very popular set of films. Miss Bob White" at the Lafayette. Opera Rouse. When a production can achieve a continuous run outside of the metropolis It must possess more than ordinary merit.

Yet that Is what Wlllard Spenser's comedy opera MLss Bob White did in Philadelphia. More than that. its run carried It zar into me torrid spell ano tne audience at the closing performance was fully i as large as at the opening. Miss Bob White" will again be seen in this city at the Lafayette commencing tomorrow night for a weeks engagement with the usual matinees and the same elaborate production that tickled the theatrical palates- in Philadelphia and Washington will be on view during its local engagement. No attempt at curtailment in any particular it is promised will be made.

The gorgeously picturesque scenery the beau- Uful kaleidoscopic dresses the brilliant I sparkling electric and calcium effects. all will be seen here. That Mr. Spenser's 1 melodious score will receive Just treatment cannot be doubted as Messrs. Nixon Zimmerman with their accustomed liberal management have supplied the moot Important component parts of an orchestra which they carry with the company.

I and which will be augmented by the local i orchestra. The entire orchestra will then be directed by ward Cook the well-known musical director. The cast 1 will Include among others Frank Deshon. J. Lee McClure.

Donald Archer. Joseph Leighton Edward Baker. H. G. Saylor A.

G. Dempster Nye V. Melshaw CeceUa Rhoda. Alice Kraft Benson Zillah Harris. Harriot Trainer.

Georgia Camp. bell Connie Mac. and forty of the handsomest and best singing chorus ladles ever put together. The story or Miss Bob White" revolves around. an election bet made by two young millionaires anoL4he loss of which compels thenrto masquerade as tramps for two months and to earn their own living during that time by their wits.

The title cornea from a nom de plume assumed by the sweetheart of one of the young men who follows them to enjoy their odd plight It is full of sparkling melodies. in Mr. Spenser's best vein and the comedy situations are Intensely funny. Indeed it seems as It every one al ready wants to see Miss Bob White" It one may judge from the demand for seats. Clifford in How He Won Her at the Academy.

When Billy Single Clifford appears at the AcademypZ Music to-morrow night he will practically make his initial bow In a dramatic organization. At least it will be Initial so far as his many admirers In Washington are concerned. He has entertained many people with his monologues shen appearing in vaudeville and It will be safe to predict that the friends and admirers of previous occasions will have no fault to find with the presentation of-his new musical drama in three acts How Re Won Her written by Mr. Joseph Le Brandt. who wrote such well-known successes as Not Guilty Cripple Creek Her First False Step Principal among the scenes of the comedy are two familiar points of Interest In Atlantic City.

The first act shows the offices Of Walton Co. bankers and brokers. In Wall street. The second act shows' the boardwalk of Atlantic City the scenery being painted from life of the various. hotelsand scenes at Atlantic City showing the big bath houses and pavilion near the Hotel Rudolph.

The third act Is the office of that well-known hotel. the" Criterion. The play gives Mr. Clifford an opportunity to do some of his inimitable monologue work as well as in troduce a number of high-class vaudeville acts. Messrs.

Howe Walters tano the well-known musical experts will offer' the new musical Will They Do Next The Austin Sisters songs and dances Sawtelle Sears coon songs buck and wing dancing and walk May Trade in acrobatic dancing and a half an hour with Mr. Clifford. In which he will give hismonologue Mr. Clifford's whichhe will sing. has written and arranged esp clally for him.

Some of the musical hits of this production are Poor Old TiIPEEM IN THE BUD. If you have loss of appetite headache constipation or biliousness take Electric Blttws. Jt cures or no pay. Only 50c. All Dally Matinee 25o.

Evenings 25o and' 5Oc The Champ. ion Dancer Leonard Kane un vtrtea tmoitnj and brilliant rtona nc la th city n4 a UUr otr regular thuteis prtcei. Fl Super-eminent Successes Headed by the CWedActmC Rose Cogiilan Supported by Mr. Lynn Pratt and Company In the new vehicle for Miss Cijhlint genius. THE ACE OF TRUMPS" Rsvlvtng hr wonderful rol of Stephanie- in taw btatorie play.

For Me Not. It 1 Ui tht efforts of dvtntnrw to force her way into' ociety and la toll of mitto tnt ltjr. wit and T. Latest Mmlcal Creation. THE VILLAGE CHOIR" the Old Bonn as They ye Here Been Sung Bsiota The Beautiful Aeriallste CLARA LLERINI BUS NICHOLS' SISTERS As good In their way as Mclntyre and Heath.

Mr. and Mrs. Allison. In the Broadhurstlan Farce Minnie from Minnesota. Harry Price and Edythe Toledo Noted Gymnasts Iron the London Hippodrome.

GRAND SVDAY NIGHT CONCERT SEPT. tfAMOCS BOTS" NEW YORK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA to SOLO ARTISTS SEATS ON FHICE3. it AND tic. SEPT. 19TH Boyi" New York Sjmj h0rch.

OoW Day. eiaryDupont ft Co. e. The Peoples Popular Playhouse. Nights25C50C Matinees All 25e.

Starting To-morrow Matinees Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. First Appe rance at Popular Prices of Vaudevilles Favorite Comedian SINGLE BILLY CLIFFORD THE MATINEE IDOL in the Three-act Musical Comedy Drama HOW HE A Hapty Blendlae of Musical Corned and Stronr Dramatic Story. Inclullnj Artistic aad Refined Vaudeville Acts. Introducing Billy CllTford la His Monologue. fheAustia sisters In Seats ant Dances and Howe Walters and Gst Musical Artists.

NEXT ATTRACTION. DEALERS IN. WHITE WOMEN. Robinson Crusqe The Bathing Girls. The Girl Who Cares for Me Be Good and You'll Be Happy.

and the new wafts success of New York When the Snow- flakes Fall. The High Rollers at Kernans Lyceum. An entertainment of burlesque and vaudeville wtll be presented this week at the Lyceum Theater by the High Rollers' Company a light extravaganza organization. The company la composed of several comedians a number of the best vaudeville- artists In tHe business and the chorus is made up of a score of beauties and talented as well. The ensemble will be resented In two burlesques especially written for tho company.

During the action of the burlesque the vaudeville ele. snent will not be missing and plenty of good musical numbers and specialties will be Introduced by the versatile members or the company. The straight vaudeville part of the entertainment embodied in the olio will present the Houghton trio three trick' and fancy bicycle riders Frey and Fergusona pair of funny Dutchmen the Esher' sisters singers and dancers Max Hitter cake walker and coon shout- er and th three. Hlckmans a trio of versatile character comedians. COMING ATTRACTIONS.

The Maid and the Mummy" will be the attraction at the National week of September 19. Dealers In White Women" la the title of a melodrama which will be seen at the Academy of Muslo next week. The Sambo Girl an entirely" new musical comedy by Harry B. Smith and Gustav Kerker with that queen of eccentric comedy Miss Eva Tanguay In the name part. Is the attraction.

announced by the Columbia Theater management for the week of September 26. The offering at the Lafayette for. the week commencing September 19 will be Henry W. Savages big success King Dodo. The company number sixty peo.

ple. and Includes Charles W. Meyers John A. Donnelly Frank Wolly Charles M. Holly Miss Elvis.

Crox Seabrooke Margaret Buruham and Emalyn Lackey. The next attraction underlined at the Columbia Is Llebler fs Cos production The Eternal City. Edward Morgan is starting in. the play as David. Roast the young Roman political reformer.

He Is' assisted by Miss Janet Waldorf who has won enviable popularity in. other. sections but who has not recently had the opportunity of proving to this city Just what she can do. At Chases next week the polite vaude vlUe. programme will present at the two daily performances the Boys' New' Tork Symphony Orchestra.

In addition to this attractive musical novelty George W. Day will appear Mary Dupont and company. Mile. Bonlta and her pickaninny trio. Mile Albertlne Mellch.

with a troupe of birds the Misses Luelo. and Vista wire exhibition Wood and Berryt and the vita- graph. The first Sunday evening concert. of the season at Chases will held the night of September- 18 when the' Boys' New York will submit an elaborate prOgrm5. The orchestra pum- berssixty members.

Last season they toured the country and were the' recipients or flattering notices from the music' critics and connoisseurs. The greatest- tribute to their skill was the stated fact that their playthgwas as' forcefuland as ture aa that of artiita of adult years at no time showing the Influence of juvenfl. Ity. The prices for reserved seat will be the usual Chase scale of 25 and 50 cents. Wooden Plows.

ELI'S SPRAINED ANKLE. A Story Never Told. Because of a Pre- 1 mature Laugh. From til New York Tribune. Did you ever hear.

how Ell Perkins sprained his snide Wen neither baa any one else. though Perkins is willing to tell the story on one condition. That condition is that no one laugh until he finishes the story and invariably his auditors fail to meet this requirement. This is how he began the story at the banquet given to the American Press Humorists by the Business Men's League of St. Louis Your toastmaster Mr.

Frank has asked me' to tell you how I sprained my ankte. Wen I shall tell you It you will not laugh until I finish the story but I am afraid you'll laugh. for I have tried to tell a number of people how I sprained my ankle and they always laughed before I got is how it happened I was on a train going East when there was a wreck. The train was derailed and all the passengers were more or less shaken up. Everybody In the sleeping- car tried to get out as hurriedly as possible and In the confusion our clothing got con.

siderably mixed. couldn't find my trousers at all bx finally I did find a pair of trousers but 1 couldn't wear em You see they were- not men's trous. ers Here there was general laughter. and Perkins looked about In. a pained sort.

of way then went on There you laughed. I knew you would. They were' not men's trousers they were boys. But I wont tell you how I sprained my ankle because you laughed. TEACHING IN MEXICO.

American Methods to Be Adopted in Women's Schools. th Mexican Herald. Miss Raquel Santoyo directress of the Miguel Lei-do do Tejada School. recent. Ii Inaugurated has.

been commissioned to go to the United States to study the organization of' commercial schools for women. Miss Santoyo wllltake with her Mrs. Carmen Kraus tie Alvarez' de la Rosa. English teacher of the school. The two ladles wl spend.

from six to ten months In the United' States and Upon their return they will render-a report to the department of public instruction suggesting a plan for' the reorganization of the school after the plans and methods of similar instructions of the neighboring country A Warning in Boston. Fran tit York Son I have heard and read a good many things about Boston whjcb I did not believe said a man of travel. but a sign which I saw over the side entrance of- a home on one of the principal thoroughfares caused me to think hard things about the town. The sign read onsuava THE DOG. i I submit notwithstanding my profound respect for the academic atmosphere of the old town.

that this istoo Bostonesque. for. me. When. I tried to express my tag feeling at tills affectation my.

friend who hiberjiates in Cambridge said. that the sign 1 originally read Ecce cauls. be hero it. without prejudice. MUSTSI ROBERT HICKMAN DRAMATIC SCHOOL.

VOTER THB OIRBOTION or PUBLIC Tl ROBERT I EVG GEVENTS I IHICKMAN I SECURED inn cta uwager i with Cbaile yroma' leading sompeatee ladtnj WUlUm Gillette- A si Rei1. 8CHOOMCOURSE OPENS- OCT. I 0r AID CLASSES. Writ or- call. tm protpectnv JUSO nir Uie tor la 1413 a Matinees Thursday and Saturday.

One Week Beg1nnIng Monday Night September 12 HENRY SAVAGE Offers the I New Comedy Satire' GQIi9e i a By GEORGE ADE A Merry Play of Modern College Life A Cut of Selechd PUrera. Dorothy Tennant Edwin Holt. Amy Rlcftrd Frederick Truesdell UdaMcl IUIan Edgar Divenport CrtrJid4 Qulnlan George. Bryant Stephen B. RMaley Dan Collyer Frederick Burton J.

Beresjord hauls Lucy CAbeen" Thomas Delmar E. Y- Backus Georgta Cross Douglas J. Wood G. Dpmorcst Stephen French Robert MacKay Mary McGregor John II. Chapman Florence- Cameron.

Grace QuAckenbush NEXT WEEK' SeatsTKursday EDWARD MORGAN. IXUAtXCAINESPtAY THE ETERNAL CITY EXTRA Sunday September 2 ONLY CONCERT OF AND HIS' MARVELOUS BAND. CREATORE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 26 Hero It Is. The Queen. of Vivacity' EVA TAWQUAY And Her Own Company In tha Musical Spark THE SAMBO GIRL" Wuhijagtoa Handjomeit Playhouie.

E. I STAIR LIlA J. LA3IQTTE. In WUlard Spenser's Greatest Suoceas USaDIESTGLVBTHEOTR. OPERA HOUSE ELEVATOR TO BALCONY.

ABSOLUTELY rlRePRop LAFAYETTE AMUSEMENT CO. Propr President MONDAY' AND WEEK ENGAGEMENT EXTRAORDINARY It NIXON ZIMMERMAN OPERAS COMPANY THE BEST OF THE LATER DAY COMEDY OPERAS. THE SAME SUMPTUOUS PRODUCTION Hew Scenery New Costumes New Interpolations SALUTATIONS. At the Beginning of the Season of the National The a ter We Salute Our Friends and Patrons and Offer A BRILLIANT ATTRACTION in the Distinguished Actress AMELIA INC Splendid Company which. Includes CHARLES RICHMAN FRANK WORTH NO And Many Others.

Monday Wednesday and Friday Even- lug. and Saturday Matinee THE CLIMBERS Br OLTDE FITCIS Tuesday and Thursday Evenings and Wed. nesday Matinee. THE FRISKY MRS. JOHNSON By CXTDE zivcu Saturday Klebt Only Time.

A MODERN MAODAIEN Br KAODON CHAMBERS. Next' Week Seat Sale Thursday Richard Carles Merry Musical Melange The Maid and the Mummy Direct from an All Sam mers Run- ttheNw York Theater. AMUSEMENTS. WELL DO THE BUYING" STAND IN LINE vv ll I LOSE TIME PHONE 4004" ARTHUR SMITH UI SANDERS SSTAYHAHS TICKETS THEATERS AND ATTRACTIONS. Order Now tar Septembers Attractions.

rAmella Bingham. WEEK COMJThe College Widow. SEPT. uss Bob White. fThe Eternal City WEEK OF Jjhc Maid and the Mummy.

SEPT. 19 King Dodo. oL-Everythlng. Tanquay. Great Lafayette.

Tell us what you want we do. tie rest- and send yourtlckets to your or residence caarslnjr only jo cents. All Around Washington In the Famous coach 999. Beelns Ererythlnc Worth Seeing is Us. City.

Tear Tears Ur fc In or Bbio 10' o. It. m. p. rn.

nd p. m. Round Up only. IV trtat Ko. 57 iSU it.

nw. nd New WularS iUottL Otntrtl offlc vphon la KS1. MtrsEEIiTs. Afternoons at 2:15. Ereninfl 8IS.

Matinee Dally. MONDAY AND ALL WEEK. THE ioli Rollers EVE1IYTIIINGNEW NEW BUT THE TITLE. Farce Comedy AND BURLESQUE' Properly Blended. which Still mains Powerful Factor in the Amusement World.

AN OLIO PAR EXCELLENCE. Next Week The Crack Jacks. GRAND CONCERT AT CHEVY CHASE LAKE' By Large Section of 4 U. S. Marine Band Zyenlng Including DANCING.

Every Evening Except ADMISSION FREE. I 1 SELFHY NQSlS OF MorpnRobenson appear. iMOrgan whowrttes e. of moreover. writ big stories-but the.

of' as upon perlenc Ueathat waY11Dd haa do a ne. A toMr st0C7wrtter rof felf sts. I atateto be- bac1tor the 1narydlettor lntell tual pro. machI t5rlghtand Rob rt30n 1 Gl. an seaman ageot a.

Btudtc In tove a huge about. the Bt 1ns see. 6Um 1I 0rt. Make Em stories-how em to lt Umel etoe ep re pect day-never labeledshlls officer-but lt that-and awaytrom comm d. Itned nobod I eawee beard i courae at theslght hi.

meekly mght lok le srt co asent oters arund wast ft tal things ha fgrea ln In. syli. T- ad I reuced ment I cndHion common seama al aboar. a mate fact severa dyS btore I res Once I r. Robrtsn exland I daond ster In dY.

and damon hl selt oter splen ra 8 sd. afte ot' I-a sior learn mslaneus the bt aboac shll ad nobo ele and marlnslke mechcs wa en ugh an hlng In lne to tnering ps dlng brides brldgebuldlng dont rue-I learne traof wtchmaker. trapd meding cocks degee roe te diaond sete. see cock mendng da Quer oran cnd rs arer knsip ha Iz stor wrie nocnO wnl vaants ne. wa tnkerlI wathes cocl smething sOry wrltr san leve org ginder.

Im btter trapsrOU1adour cal that ul sulk aound plac a be a eat a a dl a te cer tre te houl ther beters. us tyewrte IseaQ a hr ubt sngng yoies ae but piIple te se. obsn incne herpect. tlY tywriUng mahine te a reled pipe rmed noton wrn th1t I I lort hypnoUze you Id a boe ca wie thin al prlnt te sor tn goig to tagoIng ta you' cat bac ml dUng meI wa golnJ ad. pule upha 1 noppd brn wa the I tne.

fdent. sark Dad wote atr hatcond1on prcous saiy. a calle Pec ue wak ad roo the hmer sntence. th agan friousl. foud as buttng furniure bth end balg sis ywin thi le ruadeles want drunether.

seve days beieve wIe ct aaed at enUueabsece. cae wht wa cring abogtbe the les' taon debd er lays se produclmoney ge coat. no ton ws cmg. a 1ad accorgly. Beig i ste entrly hynotc natur exUywhatl dt al kow cd 1 se reaon I reasn- I tg Ceswer work' Dt went a4 Cre do t.

lIe reason I. ae. hea tt mustfnsb that stor ad I banl te prodentallnterton gotm It prs Slv toSuueon mate I doWtlrgo countr mTwe. blddl sue exble seaaateonct refle pIPe1eM. dlsousmn oe mos conplcuo effot Btor ti mdot te wrtr YOt faterIgt Ich atttm deaming atone tt ou conto oumentllteerlnS e.

re 8. condUowherlou ar bD aive tPerorI estoncmln outsld8 otouee. ad reay kno to' anYb I gve ordrju eel lke doig srt rufa cinJ shapot ofcr. myadlord ad1 hve teories rnt 4dels pd tirtot month I Il I rter payig ha S. uccessve I monts Irompty frt.

Tent hppened thid cr aud wthout pang. A. tlend wa thi pace' te ti. 5lep hr ad ad noion hm. On th thir que.

cae In ad' dl nt tnen 1d sk pap wlna ge lie ts XZ Gramfrcy Tht ladords phon numbr. wa any. I Id ptcularly. dne I anyting. thWI ughty f00r dwn coulot work' mae an tl nIght Th.

bet I ould slep. I' got morn I and 6l couldtwork Cale. UPJ Graercy Wht ad Id aroudJ prnty wit money' Ion i pectng. Then i thln WMt pleas AIl sugeton. Oraercy hame by.

hai. I want wi t1 ad satsfed xZ Gramercy. Jut Ha Wal wfe tin- c01e Is hadsme dnt 1e dg. wIe dee Sh Ume th dg afernoon wks. Ive Id se I neces8ry It ma oppose he wling te habltul No othr dy 8 nte deit wlh sny dmetc mattes te prent dsusion en I yu ae ding anyhing gt this wak dog dol minutethat I wast mahine wa tlQg r.

rther drm ot. sr Id ben. kow COUMe wies denlton tht difnlton thoght mu wk dg. mies trIn Wahingon eghsjUt d. wie hbme Id ws jokng bak angr wth lttle tough I wt he Smply ha suggeton.

Ths Ilaver suggeston i Broadwa al aCQualltac Ipoke Id stnd Id stick tl couldt get nder Ua gowing lke plage. thlt i Ie naturaly sof. want mn' daYI I. a hve a fst mate ad kew.somb- wa wrong. dow La- tged w1 everdrlvng macblnery al existenc.

Iy fir was Iecnd neiher us Im ater pecularly tashIon-Im wrier. Alreay tred. kow tur w1 Ths Wat Im at Ive iustrating sel-hypnosls stOr writng prelmi- nar' 01 mus tr oI approxlma thlf Oer tul morlg tme a posible up-to rmain hal neiher trly reall In uchan Interediate In- conditon. hat ta git sublminal get matte bran fly a get wth it beleve spirt. lngernl communicaton wih lving.

am' convinced paUcullr stte pr mind bU Id Hi Obsesson Itance tul Iubmarlnes. Ive sbma- thorouhIy nke mechncal tur sUl hldIng prety Iv 8ubmarnes themelves. Ive th an Ivent periscpe That ai seres 1ensls Wch enale com ander I whle uner dsco" th wlt1 pericope I directon I th way that Idea whih hr I Inventng ths deslrble around ad i gIppe convic- buy dy wih th Idea dwelng sUbmarlnes obseson telePthlcaiy. wa sure lads represetaUve I Holand inventng Conrd dream blnd 8ea shp My ctches wackd feel In lvng somewher tmewhat se horor tht Conrd drm. Whnce come a ra th yarn' wtes ot stu ha thevt se KpUg deam strios al sories awake are hypnozed ae th reaUy-hough not know me Vicor ItU tles horor.

do a creatve stu' It Ad ech ever rik losg hiidlvdualy ces. Ordr mecnc ddln fres compsin Englan tres brn. doe lo hypnoze' a cratve doeoe notncoupe a I tromyou ow identt Ghots te Ded Bared Rob ron' rmark chost seemo nedebunds thor ma fcnt. tedo te ther amt ghost goody spJrtons tel tht raurie Heetltelylnh Qulr haprtess rtnc' hs ch acer Ma' Qeen Sots lughtto i is i1 Ide. lertllna tulonhe gt In1othe heto theom.

an swrote trte. vntge' ere' berownlnner en. scousnes procesaemploybY Mi. Heett ac1 wIh' such aited sucss Hewlettxket men drems anwer perfettto otrRobertsonave I th paie ulr' uucky a Stua h. ben ded r.

Roberson ha lrec1 ghost lstened ple 0' petnd repUe. pople tt alve lwa vEn Lafter chane caled IQ wn eperience subcncious so ource Inforat. telngs whch ha actul experienc. extendonlyto weU' contemporrie feh A mater' I Mar Scotand enoughrwomen lke ar- Hvngnow. Wel aupposetor argment.

cught hi frm hltorc a sUbject chged thing al horrd. oloo a passionat ks thoe' about wth detai. variation hed at onc heor lner- Ing tom w1ng purrUng to wih I wuld peronally telepathcalY witten you WE KS Ft Producon Colege Widow Colubia productonof com dy. C01ege w1 mae Hen Savage writen lte I sad lughable In. admiably refect moder thesma1er insttutons arnln.

lr. satrized ad outne promlle a Rcrd Ce1ege Insttuton leaning In 1as Te later In. sttuton' hs ganedrestige tot- vitor ad rmor ha I Bolon hs athletc w1 carr colege tem deIlorlng haI-bak. Bolon Biy reputaton colege scene Erope cls hi repects to presl nt Jack Lrrabee gad- coach. Doltn footba1 tem.

I leared hi and Dng- projet enlst servles a flrt Gerrde Qunlan Columbla Tei father Erpe hopeul. lef merces colege widw. fnalY appelaUon cole gven trtaUons clfa furished olton matriculatng 11 Istead i hm retus frm progess footbl Bly uing th Bllghm. naes Drothy Rcard. Fedck Truesdetwln Hol Quinln Geore Brant.

Dn Colyer M81ey. Federck Bresford Hols Fench Rober Mcy Thoma Lda Mian. W-o Demart. McGegor Lucy Cabtn Gorga COS9 Forence Grac Ael Binghm i a te Natonl Amela BIngha wi Inaugrate th draUc Naton to gvr perorance Te Cmbers pl CYde Ftch. Whch shefrst gined str.

promnent serl a dUnhed Foh- ma ha tite ace I. sel rks I Clbers' WI at band Prg ew yeas' hve Interene sh accmplshed estblshIng ow poston tly. bt a wel In r. hgh standas strengh anJ tratveness cmpes I I prduton Cle Rchn ad M. Fa Wort- I I gve er present cmpany dege strengh selda bruht sle Orazton.

Te stor uTe. Cb lafamUlrto. theatergoer anditeresUn by ren lthl plctrgotern oflt Inv stta socia condUon. I ws uyr SUriig Aela BIhm 1 0. li tedUDcUon ad 4.

close th 1hd ch. andbrilan her genew ned prae edt have ben acdhrfo theUberSprt 'ahow tePlTpcorl Cf moutgid stu nghr prMucton. I IS. arterotcommerlal cve' lerlyprfetpor ance' uc dUon' wlprt Mis ngmgesfarher ad th cia. ofherJveturobconte thorouh.

ad ad erenC hig stadrd oa uTe.C Imbr l7ed Wedel Frdaynhts andat th Saturday tnee TesdY ad Tur. mght Jit tbeWenelday mat. e' nlsk1r Johon" edthatsparkuwthwt ad epl dsclose all a 1nderurrent serious. al moralswi PlYeS turdaynht prtorance thattorcetuJ arUc dma Moder Mgdn wil gve. Goldsm1hA elY' Wsley IV Tut- GracCestr Mosele Ttum Grce Baron hrlng.

femne adl 1 Biha Ros Cogha Featue Chses Vaudeve Th Week 1dlctes le rsou a pe ly oleton celebrU8 curent week whch CoghIanand cOi ny Vilage Mle. Car Balerlnt Al- iheNlchola Sister Lonard Ke Har Pice andEdythe th malon lcture excltg Hadicp. rce. eAceot dmato vehlclewhch w1 ser relntro uc CoghIan thole Washigon witnesed yers ad justl regar geaest Aeric actesses. ltte brts Ito vewagln rle Mi Coghla' cted Walacs Te aUr UForget-menot.

whih de unquestonablY geatest dra matc sad clearl ver dr. tc wlb eorts a- ventur tore waY w1. beasl tel Lyn Patt prtorance ever gattyng frends promise iolous ontrst wl afforde The V1ageCholr re- rnk a qua-I vocaUlts ther old orer ad thei I a Caa Blelnl. se unies skilin perormance tets. i sad I I gacel nonchlace tht ver dtcult eature Te Sisers caled Beles aone specty approprlated themselvts cosely paralelng tye Impersonaton fa1a charcteristc hur cor What Happened character andthe serant grl tst ard thesE mod of par tm llnnesota" chracter tare whih wl Mrl.

A1on vaudevie aong headlners. iperonaton clumy serant mdnlght sn Leonad Kane Ihoe contient wi intrduce hl terIchorea novely. Har Pce hipprme. moton ar 0 ver ular fms. Wte" te Layete Wln a achieve tnuous run metropols ordInar merit wht lard Spensrl ed opra.

Wls Whie. Pitha tOrlQ Spl. aucl- I enc cosing prtorance tuly I Mss Whie" wt agin thl ciy teLtayette. enggement usuaI producton tcked atesin Phiadelphia Wahinton w1 Is a curtaiment ay i promed w1 mae. rlturefque seeer beu- 1 tful kaleldoeoplo dre9e briiant spaklng electic calcum effect al wt se Tat M.

scor wU doubted Nion' Zmmerman lb I maaemont met mignent part ot I crr wth 1 I whichwU augented orchestr entre thenb Hoad I well sical d1retor. wl other 1 Deshon Lihton Ewrd Sylor Dmpster Ne Melshaw eUa Rh d. Alce Zia Harls. Tainor Georga Cap bel Conie Ma hnd- snging ldes stOrot electon youngm10nlre andhe lOB coei thento mont ern Ivt durig tte suned tolow6 od JUght. I I tul rkln M.

Spensers bes vein situaton ae Ind ever al. iss Wie" may. seats Biy Clford. i Ho te Wen BUy Sigle Clfford appear AcdemY MUllc wi practcly Inital dc oranizaton w11 Inital ta admer Washingon concere terlne loges en apparing audevle ad wt sae predct i nd adirers wil fault fnd wit preent. ton DfW te ats.

witten Mr. Josph wote wel kow I Guity Creek" Fst FalseStep rclPI. the falar pin I Atlntc Cty. firt Walon baker brker. Wa Te secnd te badwk Ciy senerbelg pant fm le vaou.

hotels-d scne Atantic CIy. shoWng bi huses pavloqner Hote RUdolph ac I weU-knoW hotel the Cterlon. M. CUffot an' opprnity 10me Iltble rk a wel I- tdu ea las vaudevle at Mesr Water Oao known Juscl exer Wl offer muIc actduWht To. Aut dc Swele Sea 1n sng uck wI danci cewalk- IngMy TdQ acrtc dancng ad ha wlth MrCford whch wgvQha monolcce M.

C- torsrpolfotson w1 slh be' ag e. ply. tor1 ome mufcal htsortcpuon a Pr MmTB BU. Uhav81rs ptte nsUpaton Of lUlousnes te Eetc BltUI cueor 6 A 41' I YP Uatlne8250. Eyenlngs25 60c molTrelluII anlbrnat JronDceID the ct.

te. rle. tuterlrce. FoSuper mient Succe Hedd oh131 Suppoed Com pany nhlellor II. Ci1hlananlul.

DanoerVTITLED Rn1Tns ondrul Tle SteplIe' nt fore berwa ecleJ. a 4 1 et. Itad plCm T' T. 1onlal cOI VI Bcc te Od SOtK' a Te Nef BeelS Beo 11" i 1ilmKlmmn flmUJUII 1i. Beautul CLRA.

TeRag In London Aerlalsle ad New Yok. The Two Intbelr Talented Mclntteand Heat. andlrs. Alln Broadhurstan FarceMlnnle Minnesota- Harr Edhe NoledGymnasts fromthe Hlpodrome. GRAN SuAT CO CRTSE lSH AMOtS SnPHOT 0 SL ARTIS TETS ICE.

2 6o SET. WEK NeW Yorl' mphOc. GeWn anDIItA Co AC. 1 I ACAOEMy Nlghts25c 50c aUn es Al Thurday. I Fit Appearce Popur Prces VaueVles avorlt Comedll.

YSINGL H. CLFFORD. MATNEE W. ON Iuslcal Ha PY Blell Music al a Stm9 Dramaic StOr. IIcludr Arstic ald I RcfiedVau evUe AcS.

Iltro ucill BUy ClUor' 1 MOlolorue. The AuUa i Sln Ad Dalces. Waters GU Mui Ariss I CusQe Bathlng Youl te fakes Fall" RoUer Kerns Lyceu A entertanment burlesQue ad vaudevle wt ths Lyceu TEter Hgh Rolers' Compny Igbt organia- ton. I COlpOSe sv- comedbns. vaudevllenrtsts tie busness.

ad chors Icore beautes a well ensembe wi burlesues esecialy writen th Dritg ten th burleque vaudeUe w1 missng musIcl wl be veratle menbera vaudevie pat emoled the. 010' wil snt Houghton MoIer trik facy biycle rides Fey FergUna nny Dtchmen sister Ma Rter waler the thre. Hckma a ta charac ATTRAC IbNS. Md th my wn atracton te Natonal I tUe 11orama wi AcaY Muo week entrel nw scal cmedy Ha Sih Gu. Krke ecentc comed Mis Eva Tangay na te attcUon.

anunce Columia Thete managt Setember Lafaytte comencng Sptmer 1 wU sccs uKg Doo. compa numbe stY.peo- a Incus' Chles Meyrs A Donnely Fran HonY Mi Crx Seabooke argretBurnhaman Ealyn Lkey. Te attractonundel1e t1-- Columba ea producton J0rgan 8tartng Davd. Rosi yun poltcalreformer. assiSed Ms JQnetWalo ha envlpleppul1ty i tons whl ha recentyha opprtunIty provn jut wht a ChBDext wee te pltevaUe progE wl preet.

daiY poranCs Boy' Tor Symphny Orchlta. I adt thi attctve mucl novelY Geoge WDay Wl apper. Dpnt an capay Mle. Bont an plckninny tnoMlle Alberne 1eUch. wt a troup bid Mise.

Lueeand Vlte wire wo ad Ber. thevlt- gph. 1 Suay cO cr te I seson Ch8W1b helte nght StberU VoT I SyphonyOrchetra wllb a elaborate prg. ocheta Mm. bers1tymembenLt 8n tey I cut an er rcpIents I faternoUces tomte eUC8 noue gtesttbt I thei.

s. nwa. t. ete n. sttfact1hat.

Uei payg wa as toctulam tu as ofadtnra I teihowIt theWltee javen 1r Th es. fCrrereel tw I theuCa seofZ aelf cen WConPlow o4e Plowae ti1uieDJraa. ar. f. 1 SPRAED AE.

Stot Becaus mtue Lagh Fom te NeWYork Tibua hi ake neiher hs anyone wilg I conditon. Tht lton Ishs Inv rlably audl- fal ulrement. ie Americn Pess Bu lness Lage Lut toasmaster M. Fank ha aked tel sprane ankl. tel w1 unt fnlsb arad youl tel popJehow lughd be Est wa weck deraied.

al passenger werenmore shken Eerybody huriedly confusio ou got' slderablymlxed. couldt lnd trouser al bttinaly tousers wer em were trus. ers" generl PerknlUooked In palned srt laughed knewou trouser touser. tel anle TECHG I eric Methodato i Wome Schools Fom the Meican Heald. Rquel Sntoyo etresB Migel Lnode Shol reEnt.

iaugUted. ben commlsfonedto lted orgazaton commercil scools Satoyo will take Mr. Cen Ro EnlUsb teaer schoL ladlewq trm mots i te e' Statesa4 pn thei rern' tey l. render deptent publ InSructon gesti pl tortbe. reorplzton metods simla' iStCUODS neighbrg count.

Wg i Boston fO te ork 811 re god abut Baton wc I. dd be sad otravel alg whch sw ofa hme princpal thoroug. me tnk hd thg Te rd i I OBSEV TiE DO submt notwlhstdlng prfound for acdemlo atmophe of. tht ths IS. tooBostoneSue WenItnedto exprs mt.

teUng a' t1s' affectato tIend. hbrtes in Cbrldg8d tht gorignal1. red cs. be witout pruce" SEN. ROBERT' DRAIATicSCHOOII wEr IUoc PUBLC.

fOBE TEMGEVaTS PEFthUIACES Ye ae' mc Wtl. cei F1. JelccmpI1uc UaDGI1Ue. mRul uA SCHQOL PENSOC DAt 1DE NI CLASE Wre Cl. fa prtllUS Wi e1trII I cI0 0 l' t.

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