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Sunday Post-Crescent 11 April 16, 1972 The Lord Giveth; the IRS Taketh Away L. TWIN riTV Students to Plant 2 Million Trees I Hill VI I I UL.1" CONCRETE CORP. 2J Lis! NEENAH-MENASHA-APPLETON In Wisconsin MADISON, Wis. (AP) -About 2 million trees will be CONCRETE LASTS LASTS planted i ta4 Wisconsin this BY ART BUCHWALD WASH INGTON-Heavenly Father, We beseech You In our hour of need to look down kindly on Your humble taacpaying servants who 'have given alT we possess to the almighty Inter-jial Revenue Service. Grant us we have -completed our rForm 1040 correctly so no power will find fault with it.

We pray to God that We 'have added lines 12, 13, 14 and 15 accurately, and that we Jiave substracted line 17 from -line? 16 so. our adjusted gros income is computed to their divine satisfaction. We ask you, 0 Lord, to protect our exemptions and bless our deductions as outlined in Schedule A (Form 1040) (See Chapter 10 and 11). Have mercy on those of us who failed to wisely estimate our payments during the year, and must now borrow from Peter to pay Paul. Blessed are those who spent more than they earned and contributed so much to the economy.

Give us the strength; Lord, to find losses to wipe out our net gains (See Form 4797) so that we may dwell in a lower tax bracket forever and ever (as outlined in Publication 17, the Revised 1972 Edition). Pray help us find loopholes and tax shelters so we are not deemed sinners, but are looked, upon as honorable businessmen who are just taking full advantage of the law. We ask You, Almighty, to protect us from auditing by government servants who don't know the difference between a business lunch and a family picnic. Give them- but there is no one there to answer them. Yea though we walk through the valley of the shadow of bankruptcy (See tax rate schedule or if applicable schedule or schedule or maximum Tax Form 4726) there is no one to comfort us.

Congress have mercy on us. Treasury have mercy on us. Pentagon have mercy on us. HEW have mercy on us. HUD have mercy on us.

Wilbur Mills have mercy on us. And finally if, as You have proclaimed, the meek shall inherit the earth, all we humbly ask is that the IRS consider it a capital gain instead of ordinary income. Copyright 1972 Los Angeles Times Financing is available through your landing institutions Havt your Mason Contractor call osfor information assistance Concrete is permanent Phone 722-7703 spring, most of them by some 2,800 4-H members and 7,000 vocational agricultural students, it was announcer University of Wisconsin Extension forester and coordinator of the program, said most of the trees will be planted for timber and some for shelterbelt and 7 About 1.4 million of the trees will be planted on farms and the rest in school forests or as part of individual and community projects. the wisdom to realize that none of our entertainment was for pleasure, but only to entice our acquaintances to buy our exalted And if You can see Your way to 1 doing it, provide us with legitimate reasons for taking our wives when we go on trips to Florida and California. What good is it for a man to own the 'world and then discover his wife is not tax deductible? Those of Your humble servants on straight salary beg Thee to withhold more than we owe, so at the end of the fiscal year we will be granted a much-deserved refund.

And, Dear God, make sure thak which is refunded by the federal government is not taken away from us by the state, and that which is refunded by the state is not taken away from us by the county, and, that which is refunded to us by the county is not taken away by the town. Even taxpayers have to eat. 1 If You have heard us so Father, You are probably wondering why we don't address our prayers to Washington instead of heaven. We have, God knows we have To Produce Design Controlled Concrete '-sfa' you ptrtnfipnfiM 7 ,11 ISli i'lMal'JIUIloli vTiH 4 77 i mm 210 W. COLLEGE AVE.

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