The Evening Standard from Uniontown, Pennsylvania • Page 2

UNION TVUDAT, MAKCI it. That's Earl Today NEW you know why westerns are to popular on TV?" demanded an eastern-type tofh'gn "Because i audience knows- in' ad- i a what ending's going (o be and I doesn't have to i A wilh TV 'going 11 ood', with thing i filmed in five I days, it's nev- I cr lo be and belter!" wnjo So saying, be downed three more drinks. Jackie Gleason and 'Horace Stoneham played golf in Phoenjx- Each shot an 86--proof Sabrina, the English beauty, met Hugh O'Brlan al Denny's Hideaway and they made a date and went lo (he Copacabana. "Be Ldiufui," ii friend unmed her. --g-- ti "He loles a pair of 38s" Sabrina came pack "I tote a pair ol 41 What's this? Polly Bergen wns asked to get rid ot her pop on her TV show, and she wouldn't, and there's a crisis? has it' My son Slugger's deli- nilion of college: "Something terrible hard lo get into and out ol" Jayne Mansfield made a funny al Ihe Las Vegas Tropicana when a block got fresh.

"Outwardly he was slupid and silly," she said, "bul Inwardly he was just (he opposite-silly and stupid." Kim Novak's double, Scott Weldon from Hoboken, lost 45 pounds in two weeks. By eating nothing and drinking only coffee Gloria Swanson says girls don't know how to walk now- nways. Taffy Tultle says she's GE 8-9171 SECOND A 2 A Past Of Uniontown Eagles Lodge Honored Admiral ByrcS'i i the which he uMd in Antarctic exploration, Ii being re- conditional in Nova Scotia for one of its pioneer tasks-hunting whiles. Past Worthy Pretldents of Unlonlown Aerie Fraternal Order of Eagles, were honored by the local lodge Sunday, when a large class of candidates wat Inducted. Honored were, first rftw, Iff! It-right, Joseph A.

J. Tupla, Geza Lux, Wil- liam Hassott and D. W. Smiley. Second row, left rlghl, Henry 0.

Carncs, club manager; Thomas J. E. Show, Bea Kreld and Raymond Hasson, jecretary. --tttnIni SUndirii Photo YMCANem TODAY Boys. Trampoline.

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Boyi. MEETINGS-- Flower Driftwood, room 1. Jr. Tri HI room 5. Jewelry, room S.

with Gat, Manufacturer'! Ijght Heal. Jr. HI. room 4. right; girls don't walk anymore; all they do is run--around desks.

Beautiful Erin O'Brien and I were lunching al the luxurious Forum restaurant--on Alpine auuji. Snow Hare Slewed in Spiced 1 Red ped: It was due to open March Wine when somebody asked now a word of Spanish. (He was working in a Greek restaurant). Down in West Virginia's back illls, J. Poryer Gillespie (of Fills- mrgh) spoiled a 1935 car.

"Why, hat's to old," he said, "il looks ike one of those new foreign Too much bathing ind face-washing can be bad for rou. Out in Ohio a fellow who's perfectly happy for 70 'ears without fooling around with he sort of thing suddenly went in for it and now is in a tragic litualion. He's married, THE MIDNIGHT EATIL Elsa Maxwell will be asked to stand on her head for the Eman- lel Sacks Leukemia Fund Virginia Reynolds (Mrs. Quenl) ias both Byron Foy and a rich Britisher daffy about her in Palm Beach. Martha Raye and Hugh O'Brian medics at the Big Record TV'er.

(She's recuperating From appendicitis, he has a stomach ailment) The "Run Si- ent, Run Deep" ads were scrap- ERNEST HEMWGVAY-S TO ARMS ROCK HUDSON JONM VITTOfWO DE SICA STARTS AT 1:10, 5:30, 8:55 --SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT-Mat. 15c; Eve. 95c; Child 35c Starts THURSDAY MARIO LANZA. Seven Hills of Rome GE g-OHl State HURRY: LAST 2 DAYS; Soralijttd for Acidemj Awirdll ONCE IN 5OY1S when somebody Erin, mother of two and one of a family of nine, why she doesn't study. Ignoring the atmosphere of luxury, she replied, "ft takes money lo startling an- Ex-linotyper Ray Walsfon from Houston and Cleveland is about the greatest comic stage actor in America now (except maybe for Peler Ustinov).

You'll find him riotous in the Peter Lind Hayes- Mary Healy hit, "Who Was That Lady I Saw You With?" In that he samples a chemistry prof's drink, scotch wilh a vodka undertone, and proposes a new drink entirely: "Scolchka." The show has precisely what America needs today: laughs. 9 Snarl Lewis of the "Hi Mom" and "Sljariland" TV shows on NBC, is' marrying Jeremy Tar- cher, a Dumont producer Foolosophy: A Broadway leopard never changes his spots--he only picks them You hear about the American kid who tried to learn Spanish working in a restaurant in Mexico City as a dishwasher? Alter 3 months he didn't acting lessons in 'etes' class CARMICHAELS TYWE Pawn SUSPENSE LIKE THIS! MAT. 75c; EVE. 8ic; CHILD (Incl. Tax) PROftCBIKM FEATURE: 3:10, 5:15, I Startt THURSDAY 'jtuSuJE'HOOD LAST TIMES TODAY WALT DISNEY'S "OLD YELLER" NO r.VCKEASE IX ADMISSION' NOW AT THE I 5KY-VIEW CO-FEATURE "HEAR ME GOOD" Starts Friday "SAYONARA" ELECTRIC I A A HEATERS STARLITE DRIVE-IN THEATER A I "THE BAD SEED BIC SHOCKER! PLUS -Im, Swifia, Terml TYRONE POWER Ihe night of the Acad.

Adards. 'It'll open the 27th instead) iugar Ray Robinson's taking John Cassa-- Sools Shor's Man-of-the-Year award in Philly will bring half Ihe greatest celebs alive back to his home town UGM singing star Rosalind Paige wgins her cafe and hotel tour at the Neil House in Columbus. British papers headlined the second Eddie. Fisher baby's arrival: "Tammy's a Mammyl" Jody McCrea, Joel's son, is dating "Li'l Abner" showgirl Joan Marsh One of the town's Jlushest spots, wilh only 50 cus- omers. trimmed its show The Aga 'Khan's brother Amyn will be a "chorus girl 1 in the next Harvard Hasty Pudding show Liz Renay, who "sang" the DA about the underworld, is sought by a major record company.

(To sing, of course.) A famous Hollywoodite prob ably won't be on the Perry Como show again--her constant com plaining marie even easy-going Como nervous Billy Ecksline just turned down a fal offer to sing at an eastern cafe 'cause Ihe owner once slighted Billy' wife--and that was two wives ago! Errol Flynn is work Ing 12 hours' a day lo finish his autobiography before heading for Africa. EARL'S PEARLS: Fred Allen said it years ago to censors crit Seizing his scripts: "Where were you people when Ihe paper wa eftipty?" Sam Goldwyn ordered Sammy Davis, Jr. not to get a nose bob till after he makes "Porgy anc "For the money I'm paying Sammy, want the whole Thai's earl, brother. A young fellow soon loses his Ends Basic Gifts For Penn State Pvt. John A.

Kaufman, 22, ion of Mr. and Mrs. Michael Kaufman of Kelstervitle, recently completed eight weeks of basic combat training under (he Reserve Forces Act program ai F(. Knoi, Ky. job when he does it too wetland gels promoted to a belter one.

(P-K SMeliner). TV is a great thing. Now we can see oil movies we missed when we went to the drive-in theaters. (Distributed 1958 by The Hall Syndicate, Inc.) University Park Gifts and bctiuests received by the Pcnnsyl- 'flflia State University since the 'enn Stale Foundation was abiished five years ago total more than $3,602,820. This was reported today by Ber nard P.

Taylor, executive director )f the Foundation, which was es abiished in 1W3 lo help lo in and improve the facilities of the University by encouraging "lifts lo Ihe University. Included in the total to date are contributions of $919,924.14 fi he annual Alumni Fund and gifts, nclwling bequests, made lo the Development Fund which total f2.682,898.09. The Alumni Fund total includes contributions from alumni and 'ricnds. including the parents of Pcnn State slutienls, while the development fund is made up of contributions from non-alumni and from industry, excluding gifts for contract research or associated fellowships. During Ihe past year, Taylor reports, contributions to the Alumni Fund totalled $184,210.44.

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