San Francisco Chronicle from San Francisco, California • Page 12

TTFrraffir hw tl P8 If ha iMbr rra BAN JFEANCISCO CHRONICLE TUESDAY OCTOBJjR y8 r3lT TX xfr By Bad Fisher MUTT AND JEFF Evidently They Stand for a Lot at the Qub Hi sit i lie I 3t I 1 9 11 in Sin Ton mj be lnertd In knowing tht In San Francisco Ifae Fife building Is located at 1 Prumm street RM LOW BROWED HOCKS Somehow we liked the old time llUill Hound Helicon and Hippo crcnc Those dajs the grasses seemed more lush The rills more bright and clean With the old Togics you may class us Wc dont like billboards on Parnassus Those days you beard the fountain gush And saw the lizard on the rock Above you strayed the lark and thrush Below the browsing flock With the old fogies you may class us We dont like billboards on Parnassus Now union painters ply the brush And stencil lliose brown rocks with this Try someones Literary Mush Brain Food You Must Sot Miss The wilheied grasses lose their sar Paps rus is cut down to pap With the old fogies you must cldss us A bas Ihc billboards on Parnassus PAN ic it ft T1II3 Imperious Caesar paragraph led number of persona to consult Waller Hills First Folio the pi Ice of liich Is a besrarlv 15000 Said one man If I had tl1000 what the would I Want with a First Folio A KITCHKV RADICAL lrt The rook laat fataer aired at SIS and carfare a vieek before taey raised ae fare hlaa I oaks hlack but la a red wittei ahe mmrm well neer be able to bar more thaa a pound of sugar a day aatll that old Uncle Ham stops aelnar rrealdeat ft 5 Sir The lack of a classical education Is distressingly shown by a sign in the window of a florist Gladioli for Sale Perhaps the editorial writer in the New York Herald who translates In hoc siff no vlncea as In this sign we conquer had drained the more deeply But dropping all this highbrow stuff I want to know If sou saw the sign Belgian Ilara Rabbits for Sale CAMPION THE right to work In more fan amenta than the right to loaf but jon neTer hear any gomplng about that TUB OBKKI I I IN DRY MAX Sir One of our laundry drivers tells me that a few months ago ho wasn able to tell the ladv of the house from the maid Now his system Is simple He looks for the one thai weirs the upron A rrs a vMc might fTetu fHew viuiuy F7Tr ft Mfll figc wsnt 0UTfUTT ITS UB0UTtJ com BACte1Ma WJ Jk5 I Zi COOMIM6 wrK Jo6 SVr JT SUCH A WIGHT VeV W0UJ WC 0fcfi l0X WAS lZl CIOARGTTCIN iTDibWfW AiTHe owe which i6 ARsoMroe coutcstrjc in Orj vi fBSHm oor uirVote gki ATTtte ctbB I rVAD MV MOST tgS FQReSr AAJTJ THfl i j8f WHeAJ SUDDeULY WO DCTACHMefJT Km tTWNTBlGJ 1 TCKRIPVIMG J25M GCttMAfvS URC RfpSgg I DtSCO0Ret Lg 9 I lllflHssVfWaaaaaaaVaaaaml I TV WMX TaSl i I VmtaaaW TTP1 MaaaE aaaaaaaaatl v4 JM PVH WmaSfeMj Jal JT ifl S3lVri maaaT aal jLTsVkF att eiSJm aaaBlKVBL a MSH MFJi i 1 i i nRAZILIANs Do Not Fear Prohibition Dubuque Tele raph Herald MMany Bnslneaa Men OolnaT 1o Braall Ibid Book your passage early HAVE lOV A IIFLATIVJB YOU WOULD LIKE TO 11 A VIC suiinicniDr Trom tli Hester Pmit Caring neither for life limb nor anything I will consider any propo ltion ou may have regardless of svhat it must be mwt earn menej do anything go anywhere fear nothing answers Konfidentlal need more Will go tlie limit to get It MISS PEARL COLLAR lives In Alameda and folks there are hoping she 111 marry one of the Buttons of Sal luy 0 if THE MTilK BACCHUS Baerbns with ejes of lima Was with red wlae eialted While now we toast bis name In chocolate malted lull on tbou deep blus sea Hbtae heaven vaulted But tl for little ma Olvs me my malted THE LirTLB MISIKE SOMKTHlG S1APPT IIKE SVHO WOULDTT Sir A ladv boovtlna her Sundav chool teacher sas 1 would rather heur him talk fifteen minutes than anv preacher In town an hour What should I rejoin to say A II GORGEOUS Ialrv Pageantry The Largest Cheese Ever Made Ad of the National Dairy Show A regular midsummer nights dream 1c MOTIIEll MIST HAVE BEEN CAMMU nerrlvert lir a nrliool teacher Dear Teacher Robert could not come to school them two and half days He had a big boiler on his foot ft THE TVOWA HIGHER TTF Taka It from me kid there aint no bead man Its ladles that runs this store DOT tt if ft I 13UMM runs a saloon In Fulda Ind Ill say he Is now volunteers 8 ik jk i nOOMf WELL BUILD ANOTIIEIt WINQ TO LET lint I fflr Surely you can find place amonr the Immortals for Romania Nutt porting editor of the Water loo Iowa Courier I SCRAMBLED Sir Speaking cfnetaphors the 8 CCloUilnr Company of our fair city Fargo announces We Utnd back up our merchandise because we want to build up our business on the sol Id rock of over flawing satisfaction of our customers 1wi Copyright 1918 by Fisher Trad Mark Reg TT Pat Oft Wonder What the Engineer of a Wheel Chair Thinks About By Briggs weu hvam See sr AeJOTHBR UOeXp Of HOf ASeJ AH aT3 ajwPUi TtREO HeARIrJ THe 5AMS ClrJCO WAT nut AH 6oS AHM CeOlrJ Xo CHARIOT BV TH JEEmS LIKE BoOY A HoajrVrvlOOM ofK oi ifiTHi They DOrJT COt To TMiS placc sc THt OMtn Ai AH AllsJT 50IW To FCL ORRY TC Po iUCKeR WHAT HAS To PuHraJ AUCrUhj mak GoorJeai os ll3TfrJ To AT MUAH WHAT A LACK PAY AM MO fHAM MAKES tw HEAR 1ft1 UCJS to HYAM FOUK AA TH ROO1 wootiiAM ir byli 4HP A LlTTl sr CHAM4H 3AV SOfve ThM LIK8 TUo BTJ 1 AH SUTTlrJ 0085 GiT Moi AVUFUL ACNRY OH MAH FCET AM W3H sSOMCBoOYD PUSrt Mft ROOM fne LOT NO 6XTRA CMAKcSfi HOW OOtjT STRIKE At Coprritkt Hll Flanders Poppies PlacedUnderBw Agrarians Classify It as Noxious Weed Popples from rianders fields made famous by the war are not wanted In California despite the sentiment that attaches to the flower While the State Department of Agriculture does not believe that the Flanders poppy will ever eomptte with the far famed EschaotioltiU California the European variety has been placed on the blacklist and must not be Imported On the ground that the popoy from Tlanders Is a noxious weed the department has Issued this warning A report now oomes from Washington that this plant In France and Belgium Is a dangerous weed which resists eradication after once all ill JcBsBaaaCLrL If you had occasion to purchase a piano each year we would not have to urge you to buy instruments of Baldwin manufacture However a piano should be the pur chase of a lifetime and you cannot afford to experiment ii 8ptejalhnltaofompaiiij 110 6CTTEB STBEET I Grant jLtc gaining a foothold It Is hoped that none of our returning soldiers will bo tempted for sentimental reasons to bring to the United States seeds of this plant as we are now amply supplied with European weeds and plant diseases Pioneer Resident of Pajaro Valley Dies RpeKal Dispatch to Tie Cnmotele SANTA CRUZ October IT Mrs Nancy Jane Connell one of the pio neer residents of the Pajaro valley passed away yesterday In this city where she had resided since the death of her husband eighteen years ago She was born In Tennessee coming to California at an early age The Connells have large holdings In the Pajaro Valley piwiiiiuiuiwinronnmiunM It takes just about an instant to make a de lightful cup of Postuwt a teaspooriful in the cup with hot water added sugar and cream to taste INSTANT POSTUM is a snappy drink healthful and economical Good for every member of the fam ily Theres a Reason SS Made by tf POSTUM CEREAL CO Battle Creek Michigan tM MlllllllllllllllllllllllilllllMllllllllimillllH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHIIIIMII 9 FwSIUM I AaVmMOI NssserealCiiill I LJ Jti nrnt 0J ItHsBaaHUsaU Soda Fountain Clerks to Keep HandsOff Spoons State Board of Health Fears Fingers May Be Unwashed If tha clerk at the soda fountain Impolitely hands out the Ice cream spoon bowl first the customer should not get angry says the proprietor of the establishment A bulletin haJ Just been received by San Francisco soda fountains from the State Board of Health Instructing clerks not to handle the bowl of spoons served to customers It has been the habit at the best regulated soda fountains to hand spoons to the customers handle end first tho clerk grasping the bowl But tho health board fearing the fingers of the girl or man behind the soda fountain may not be clean has ordered that the bowl be not touched the soft drink dispensers The bulletin says The young lady at the soda fountain In serving an Ice cream soda Is sometimes Inclined to grasp the spoon by the bowl in passing It to the customer It Is convenient for him to receive the spoon with the handle toward htm but the young ladys Angers are generally soiled and apmetlmes there Is deep darkness underneath thumb and finger nails The bowl end of the spoon shouJd be carefully protected In handling If the young ladys fingers were Infected the customer might pay heavily for his Ice cream soda Pioneer Resident Of Monterey Dies Soertal Maawtch to Tbe CtnnMs MONTERET October ST David Little one of Montereys oldest pio neer residents died yesterday He was a graduate of Annapolis Naval Academy and a classmate of the late Admiral Chauneey Thomas of Pacific Grove He la survived by a wife and several children two of whom reside here Pastor Homesick Resigns New Charge Special Dlseateli to Tie Oironada NEVADA CITT October 17 Rev yvtlllam Gare who came here to ac cept the rectorship of Trinity Episco pal Church has resigned after a service less than one week and returned to his former home It la stated that the mlnlstar became homesick and decided to return East Oage held one evening service In tho church and was tendered a publlo reception In one of the large halls of tho town TTJGS tSo TO SHIPS AID BALTIMORE October 2T irThe wooden steamship Lewlston reported by radio yesterday In distress oft Smiths Island Va Is In no danger according to the Terminal Shipping Company agent of the vessel here The Agent said the ship had boiler trouble and that tugs had been sent to her assistanca from Norfolk Man Charged With Beating Young Bride Mrs Catherine Galll Bennett eight een years olda bride of two weeks swore to a warrant before Felice Judge I Fltspatrlck for tho arrest of her husband George Bennett on a charge of battery Tho young woman sets forth In the complaint that Bennett married her at her home at Eureka two weeks ago and brought her to this city where he said he intended to buy a grocery store They engaged rooms at SSI Ninth street and her husband began beating her cruelly at the slightest provocation Mrs Bennett asserts MONTEREY CHINATOWN RAISED Speda DtaMteh to Tba Cbnmade MONTKRBY October 27 As that re run of raids in Montereys Chinese quarters last night five Chinese are In Jail on charges ot violating tne cltya antl gambllng ordinance The paraphernalia of several blacsjacK and fan tan games were seized and one studpoker game was broken up Multtvana Wheel EECORDS taken in two factories of identical construction one with a ventilating system the other without show production in the one with the ventilating system to be 30 greater Poor air conditions may be the cause of the 3 ocloclc slump in your plant Why not let a Sturtevant air expert find out Cmrwd wiwi nJW tSrwiv yM MmJtirunm Fmt to rf Uvt Urit Tofmmm of ar mi mtttoal cowf Idmmt ltr drying oootittg hmting mnd 1I kind of TmntUmtinf irorJt STURTEVANT COMPANY Hardy District Manager 769 Monedjeek Bid flan Francisco CaL TelepHoae Sntter 1S4 Fans Blower Engines Tmbmetx The Dictaphone Records Vital Data for Detroit Physician One of Detroitt roost prominent physicians and tho sales manager of a world famous automobile concern have recently become Dictaphone users Each of than was convinced bff a working demonstration of the machine The demonstration quickly made it clear to bom men and their secretaries that The Dictaphone would effect such a saving in time and labor as I to warrant its immediate installation JS Mbmtt Demonstration TJm fist Bms gem try It Tba Dictaphones biggest ergu nteat Phono or writo fox a 1 5 minute demonstration in spar office on year wotIc Make the appointment today isbiiil1saaaPrsls0atii Phone Kearny 4153 Call at 130 Sutter St San Francisco Offices located at Stockton and Fresno CaL TU Shrift Kowtt lAeMejCAN irM AjjsdtiL IMI mmnWsJsmmMl A vTrfifiritff4 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