Star-Gazette from Elmira, New York • 10

ELMIRA STAR-GAZETTE, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 192S. PAGE TE. By PAUL ROBINSON You Can Fool Some People All the Time ETTA KETT Tts A case oP love at frst Seem to have gone Out of style I In favor. '-hL ftpffi mr -tot MrPionk has been earned avAy by the sweetness and charm cP -this dd-ffeshioned diri -he One thing When money talks Nobody walks' out on it. JIM WISDOM Jim Oims says when Gabriel blows his horn only one kind of the all kinds of people it takes to make a world Will be recognized.

Republican politician, who makes his home Washington told Flickers the other da that in the capital city he saw an empty taxi cab drive up to the Senate and "Bob" LaFollette got out' The college boys Of today burn More midnight oil Than they used to And gas. The "easy payment plan" has changed the old adage, "Pay as you go" to "Settle when you get back." Most men are wondering What note on the flute AVill cause a mechanical man To sally forth and keep A shopping engagement With the wife. TnnAT'S STOUYETTE. a vninHT has brought! rus mower help vin her PETEY DINK Office cve-rV Zkkin Air? vmim "Pi5PKtF- And So It Goes Z' By GEORGE McMANUS BRINGING UP FATHER 1 1,1111 I THANKS FOR INFORMA ri ai if HTER'6 RIGHT VvEU- I'M FWEO UP DOVOO THINK So SS HART- THlftOOGHT VOU ARE GOlMG? TAKEOFF i sT I fil 1.9973. lr GOES'b I II II I 1 1.1 III I I I I I I I I inM I AK.IL'MrCU IVIfc I i I i in cur- Of the more modern Fancy brands.

When a fellow says, "I'll be satisfied with anything i you care to give me," he hopes jto shame somebody into being more liberal than he had intended an first. Jf you think I-iindy Had an easy job, Try your luck At good willing i Somebody Who has it in for you. Then you'll know! You've met her the girl who will spend her last nickle for a pineapple sundae without giving a single thought to the rest of the week. There seems To be much keen Rivalry among The movie heroes To see wrho can get The prettiest girl To play opposite. And Dad brought me up To be a newspaper man! Nowadays as soon as the thrill of the Punch and Judy show is gene, the baby wants a sport roadster.

Once in a while one finds the kind of housewife who doesn't do her canning and picking over the telephone. The modlrn gambler Wrants you to guess What number He is thinking of From one to two Without guessing The latter. the Movie Stars the American side. The conflict over at last Mutterchen Bernle is alone, hopeless, when Joseph, out of the army, sends for her. She has difficulty in passing through the immigration machinery, finally finds happiness in the home of the last of her sons.

An honest critic must declare it is a great and exceptional picture, but also must blame Director John Ford because it is not greater. Superb in its early reels, the good work is undone in the latter ones. Eyes blink wetly in the beginning are dry and coldly critical at the end. Possibly the trouble lies in the extra reels that wete felt necessary to make the picture a "road show. Black walnut furniture is quickly cleaned by rubbing with a flannel cloth moistened with kerosene.

Rub dry. then apply the following preparation. Mix together equal parts of linseed oil, vinegar and turpentine. Shake well and apply with a flannel cloth and rub in well. Let the furniture stand a short time then rub vigorously with dry flannel.

Unless badly stained and marred furniture will look better treated thwway than when coated with a heavier dressing. I AloMt NuMSKUU. DEAREST NOAH IF THE, golfer s-Hocnrs the: BIRDIEVJIUU THE CADDIE BA5 THE" QAME VOU CAt- THE. BECAUSt ITS' CRACKED; F.S.S. DEAR NOAH IF IS LEAP YEAfc MUST THE 1 re I ywni iPg 1 "Betty got to mockin' Ma's sister yesterday an' it wasn tunny to Ma like it is when she mocks my people." II I "Do you see that young man over there? He is the black sheep of his family.

iiiirtiof'Ei irrnn fT with it's this way; his father is the man who names the Pullman cars and his mother is a famous sub-title writer." thn.t so?" "Yes. but the boy has disgraced himself. He names all the new nicketl candy bars." The old-fashioned Staple murders Daily Squint at BYC.K. New York. I'cb.

23. In the movies the big money is made from tears, not, as is popularly supposed, from se appeal. Pictures that send women away with limp handkerchiefs and red eyes, and cause men to sheepishly pull hat brims low as they leave the theater, are the ones that enable Adolph Zukor to maintain seven limousines and two yachts; and William Fox to sleep in a jade bed; and Lduis B. Mayer to keep four Japanese valets and three Swedish masseurs. To the gentleman just named it is an axiom, "If you make the girls cry, you have a hit." The list of the foremost film box office successes is not topped, as you mtht suppose, by such sex-opera as "Male and Female," "The Sheik," "Flesh and the Devil," or "Foolish Wives," although those magnum opuses did swell the coffers of the Messrs.

DeMille, Lasky, Loew and Laem-mle to such an extent that they felt called upon to insure their lives for three or four millions each. The topnotchers in the b. o. list are "The Birth of a Nation," "Way Bast," "The Big Tarade," "The Miracle Man," "Over the Hill" and so on. Knowine all this, it is easy to predict that "Four Sons," which had its Broadway premiere the other day to the accompaniment of a salt water flood, will develop Into a popular hit that "will bring wealth to its producers, fame to its director and something more than stardom to its principal, performer, Margaret Mann.

It's a simple story of mother love, made to seem very elaborate and spectacular by much superfluous Hollywood The Mutterchen Bernle of a Bavarian village, played by Margaret Mann, has four stalwart sons, one a soldier, another a blacksmith, a third a tiller of the soil, the youngest a shepherd. One of Joseph, hears the call of America, goes, works in a delicatessen, makes enouerh money "to buy a shop, marries, becomes a I comes, and In the first month Tea conflict Mutterchen Bernle spa turn snns- Tntpr a third dies mn me Dame neia ana josepu, iu, drawn into the conflict, but on I A Morsel for the Squirrels By BUD FISHER See the Full Tage "Mutt antl Jeff" tn Tlie Sunday Telegram 7rTZr7? oTouiTHiNSA fin that casg 3tT- 1 DAODV-TOU BETTER MOT LET MOTHER OMOE.R'bHiRT- tHE THE itsi a bad temper THVb MORNINQ THE GUMPS MUTT AND JEFF r-r; Lg lfFC ftLn MOUJHCAR TSGT THe HAVANA BetfTlfAC y- HAD BETTER (Copyriglit, 1928, by Chicago Tribune) AA.CkA.rA VOU MSVRiCT SALES SAMPLE COPES -vr I II I WORbE FRAME sift. juuus hOHG 1 DUCM r--f AnU wASoT iN i liV-p I md Two Dollars Down TO the two dollars and AND I Ur ,7 BALANCE ON EAVf PAYMENTS See the Fnl Page "(Jumps" In The Sunday Telecram A.nllJf'. TLA SUN oP NVAKE Uii UTTLE CrOLlATH NUW vcr CD I Pri W1TM TWO LLrF- YOU TMINS TMAT ARF OM MANAGE CARRVING OF "THE LIVES AND 6RAVE NO HOME CAN AFFORD WIL.L. MAKE ANYBODY TME PROUD PO'iSES OR Of THIS OF GREAT MEN AM EDUCATIONAL IKiTFRPSTINJC WORK IN THIRTY DELUXE YOO WANT A BAvtSY Akxt urkfWS? TONlCrHT PUHIN6 The Evening Argument By QuiUen: By Callanl AUNT HET I POOR PA VOLUMES THAT i IU OtvviTMUUI GET THOSE BOOKS? H0P5 VOU I MAVENT BOOCjHT I irXra THEAA.

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LITERATURE; rt. no. DOLLARS A BAB The' Kkm Tntwafc reckon on reason why a woman likes to kiss a child on the back of the neck ig because that's the only place that's clean.